00:00I am calling from my phone right now!
00:04Okay, I can hear that you're calling from your phone.
00:06First of all, I don't agree with all the lies you are spreading
00:09because I took out 10 mortgages to go all in on CronyCoin.
00:15I am all in!
00:17And not only has it changed my life,
00:20but I am only in the red for one day.
00:25I've only been in the red for one day,
00:26but she has promised me,
00:28she has promised me that if I invest early,
00:33I will be paid back,
00:34and I wasn't fast enough.
00:36I've seen the past.
00:38I wasn't fast enough to invest in RibbitCoin,
00:42but right now,
00:44I am early enough to invest in CronyCoin.
00:48And 20 years from now,
00:50she says I will get $5 billion.
00:54What the f***?
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