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00:00Hey, it's Naked Dog Dawson here, y'all, and the Dunkin' Donuts.
00:26I live in the fabulous Naked Dog Life, down the streets of Orlando, Florida, on International.
00:35I thought we'd mosey into the Dunkin' Donuts and see what's going on in the fabulous world of society as a social pariah Naked Dog.
00:45So I had to poke in here doing the breakfast thing.
00:49My son just came up not too long, girl, and fished.
00:51We got the glazed blueberry donut.
00:53We got our eyes on that and got the glazed chocolate.
00:56They just call it glazed, but it's kind of a crumb cake donut.
00:58That's the consistency of it.
01:00I like the crumb cake.
01:03How much for the...
01:04Oh, it's just not my turn yet.
01:10They already ordered, by the way.
01:11Got a real man right there.
01:28Oh, yeah.
01:29How much for the crumb cake, the blueberry crumb cake donut?
01:32What's that?
01:34Oh, they call it the glazed.
01:36You call it the blueberry glazed donut.
01:41$1.70 with tax.
01:43$1.17?
01:44$1.70 with tax.
01:46$1.70 with tax?
01:47Yeah.
01:49Could you give me a discount?
01:50Could I give you like a dollar for it?
01:52Because that's a lot of money for one donut.
01:53No.
01:53It's a regular price for all Dunkin' Donuts.
01:58For all Dunkin' Donuts?
01:59Yeah.
01:59Can anybody spare a little charity for me this morning and give me a donut?
02:03I did.
02:04I put a dollar in.
02:04Somebody just can put the 70 cents in.
02:06I'm sorry.
02:07What is it?
02:08Is it a good money?
02:09No.
02:11No, I'm sorry.
02:12All right.
02:13That's Josh the Naked Dog with the Dunkin' Donuts.
02:16These are real men.
02:18We got a real family just left over there.
02:19Only she said I can't record it.
02:21Hey, you can find me on Linktree.
02:23That's Linktree, easy, underscore, link.
02:26You'll be on there.
02:27And you'll be on there.
02:28I'll have you up there.
02:29I'll have you in there before I get down the sidewalk.
02:35Linktree, easy, underscore, link.
02:37You'll find it all there.
02:44Hey, could you perhaps spare 70 cents?
02:49I got a dollar on a blueberry donut.
02:51Could you have to?
02:52Can I have a cash?
02:53Could you swipe your card for me, please?
02:54I'll give you a dollar, and you can swipe your card for the 170 for a blueberry donut.
02:58All right.
02:59No, sorry.
03:00No, thanks.
03:01No problem.
03:01No dice.
03:03Okay.
03:05Well, that's how it is in America, y'all.
03:06And in the world in general.
03:07It takes a man to be in this fucking world right here.
03:11Otherwise, you ain't got cash.
03:14You ain't got a goddamn thing, let alone ass.
03:17You ain't got a fucking donut.
03:19You ain't nothing.
03:20You just a fucking like, Eric Clapton singing a song over there I got this morning.
03:23Lonely Stranger.
03:24And you got the other song.
03:26Nobody knows you when you're down and out in your pocket.
03:28Not one penny.
03:29And that's for women.
03:29You ain't got goddamn any.
03:30What else are we going to cover here?
03:37Oh, yeah.
03:37Dog wins.
03:40Dog wins.
03:41It's a dog's world.
03:42Dog has a crown.
03:43Dog has a king.
03:44Dog has a goddamn key to your lady's heart.
03:47It's the lock and hug.
03:48It's the ball and chain that you speak of out here.
03:51It is ball and chain.
03:52It is, what else?
03:53What does it say?
03:57The ball and the chain.
03:58You know what the ball is, right?
03:59Have you ever seen the junk of a dog?
04:02Whenever it comes out from the bulbous glandus, you see right there it ties to its nuts.
04:06And its bulbous glandus.
04:08That is, what do you call it?
04:11The chain.
04:12That little thing that slicks off.
04:14That little thing that sticks off.
04:15It's not too common that you see it.
04:17But when they're getting in deep, they're locking together.
04:20They're staying locked together.
04:21You know, you can see it.
04:23And it comes out.
04:24It's attached to the bulbous glandus, which is the penis.
04:28And you see the part over there by the nuts.
04:30It's like a little string like that.
04:32And that's the ball and chain.
04:35And they tie the knot with that motherfucker right there.
04:38And they lock.
04:39And that is the doggy style.
04:40You ever seen dogs lock?
04:42They do the same thing with the female, the human female.
04:44They tie the ball and chain.
04:46They lock.
04:47And they're together forever.
04:48That's all the fuck it is down here, man.
04:51Trust me.
04:52Anything else doesn't really matter fucking that much at all.
04:56And that is the ball and chain.
04:58That's what they do.
04:58There's a bride and groom.
04:59They go to groomers.
05:00And they got the dogs.
05:01And they groom the goddamn dogs with the groomers.
05:03And that is the groom.
05:05I'm going to put a picture up here in a minute of some lady with a veil on it.
05:08They've gotten crazy on the internet.
05:09They don't give a fuck no more.
05:10Kissing a goddamn dog.
05:11Tongue kissing a dog on her wedding goddamn dog.
05:14That is the groom.
05:15And the best man in all the rest of his shit.
05:17So that's what you do in America at the Dunkin' Donuts.
05:21And donuts have the bad dogs as well.
05:23Donuts, cupcakes, pizza, all this shit ties in a dog.
05:26And you sound insane.
05:27That's what you're waiting on.
05:28Tell them how insane you are.
05:29And you tell them.
05:30They say, oh shit.
05:31He's just nuts, right?
05:32But you don't know about the subculture.
05:34These silly bitches don't know nothing but goddamn dog obsession.
05:37Everything leads back to a fucking dog.
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05:42My rich motherfucking friend from Germany.
05:44Where the fuck you come from?
05:45Condescending fuck.
05:46Couldn't afford to eat me a goddamn dog donut.
05:49Or you eat the motherfucking dog.
05:49I don't even know what the fuck it's about.
05:50Hey, why don't you have a hot dog while you're here?
05:52Or a frankenfurther.
05:53Or whatever the fuck it is they do.
05:54Anything in sausage is leaked.
05:55God, it's about the goddamn dog's bulbous fucking glanders.
05:58Enjoy your fucking whore bitch over there.
06:05And by the way.
06:06Ask her what the fuck she gives a fuck about you.
06:08Get on a polygraph goddamn test.
06:11I'm sure they have one in Germany.
06:12Ask her.
06:12Do you give a fuck about me?
06:14Why do you give a fuck about me?
06:15Because I can buy you a goddamn donut any time of the day or night?
06:18Does she buy the fuck or did you buy it?
06:20Who pays for every fucking thing?
06:22So I'll tell you to make sure I feel her best.
06:24A goddamn dog.
06:25When it comes to goddamn where it counts.
06:31Hey, don't blame me.
06:32Ask her on a polygraph.
06:34See if she tells you.
06:35She'll tell you the same mother or she'll lie her ass off.
06:37She don't give a fuck about you, homeboy.
06:39She don't give a fuck about men in general.
06:42All she gives a fuck about is fucking dogs.
06:44And she finds ways to do it.
06:47You won't see it.
06:48She gets out there and fucks that dog.
06:50It means nothing to them, you motherfucker.
06:52Or me.
06:53You think they don't find that dog dick when they want it?
06:56They got a ways, boss.
06:58If she wanted a fucking nigga, would you see that as well?
06:59Get the fuck out of here.
07:05You ain't shit.
07:06Can't buy me a fucking donut.
07:08You rich prick.
07:09But you got a bitch and a whore, don't you?
07:11Real special fucking man.
07:15See, that shit like that pisses me the fuck off, you know?
07:17That's what I'm always to do about how you do it.
07:19See how fucking condescending he was about this shit?
07:21He's eating a goddamn donut, but he can't afford to buy me a fucking donut.
07:34I'm a bunch of fucking fucking bitches out here, man.
07:36Hop a goddamn dog dick.
07:38Bitches in fucking heat.
07:39That's all the fuck they are.
07:40Let's put all this shit.
07:43Ain't nothing.
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07:55Now y'all good?
07:55I'm not violent, motherfucker.
07:57I got a hell of a mouth on me, don't I?
07:59If anybody's violent, it's you.
08:00Because I speak the truth and you want to come kick my ass or kill me or fucking some shit about this shit.
08:05And I don't need no fucking hell, though, either.
08:06I need these bitches to try to do something more than just a fucking bitch.
08:10And fucking life on a goddamn whore.
08:11That's the fuck I need.
08:13Now I show the fuck out.
08:20Look at that.
08:23Splendid fucking men, huh?
08:24Look at it.
08:25Studs.
08:26Look at that.
08:27He gets that.
08:28I'm assuming that's the fucking relationship.
08:30Let him hold hands and we'll know.
08:32He can't handle all that fucking ass.
08:34The goddamn Connie Corso tapping that shit when she want to get tapped right.
08:38All kind of fucking breeds.
08:40Over 600 goddamn breeds of motherfuckers to fuck that shit out of a bitch.
08:44She takes your goddamn money, goes to her groomers or whatever place.
08:47Veterinarians, really.
08:48They do that well.
08:49And they get the fucking goddamn shizzy.
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08:55This is what it's come to, ladies.
08:57Ten fucking years with you motherfuckers.
08:58I'm over it.
08:59Now I'm just going fucking goddamn visceral.
09:02Juggle it and all the rest of it.
09:03Because you can't come off your shit and fucking throw me a goddamn bone every now and then.
09:09So fuck you back.
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09:21Just for confirmation until you know, there it is right there.
09:37Convention Center, SeaWorld, Disney World.
09:41Look at all this shit up here.
09:44Does anyone know what the fuck that shit is?
09:47Is that smokey the bear?
09:48All you can prevent full of spiders, you know, a bear is a fucking goddamn, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, what do you call it?
09:55A substitute or another way of saying dog.
09:58There's a saying out there these days.
10:00Most women are saying it out there.
10:01I shouldn't say most women.
10:02Many are saying out there in the internet world, I'd rather be with a bear than a man.
10:08And they get the teddy bear and shit.
10:10Hug on that goddamn teddy bear.
10:12I think it's just fucking shits and giggles, huh?
10:14It has a lot of meaning behind it.
10:18If they can't say shit, then I'll say it for them.
10:21How about that?
10:24You can't say a goddamn thing?
10:25I'll say it all for you.
10:26How about that, ladies?
10:27I'm getting sick of your goddamn spink shit.
10:31Ten fucking years of spink shit to the fucking nines.
10:34A goddamn, really, five goddamn decades, huh?
10:37But really, coming over the fucking last ten years?
10:40All the shit, I tell you, I fucking know, I'll read your fucking thoughts like a goddamn motherfucking,
10:45like a thought-reading machine, motherfucker.
10:47I'll tell you what the fuck you're thinking before you're thinking,
10:50and you still want to sit there and bullshit me and it won't come out of your pie hole from the horse's mouth to me
10:54what the fuck it is and how the fuck it is.
10:58Bullshit.
10:58That shit frustrates the fuck out of me.
11:00Then you sit there like you did to Dunkin' Donuts right there with your man.
11:04Playing him for a fucking sucker, and he thinks in his head that I'm the sucker.
11:07And that's what pisses me the fuck off.
11:09The combination of you playing me for a sucker, and I'm sitting there thinking I'm a sucker.
11:12He thought I was a fucking broke joke motherfucker just now.
11:16That's all the fuck he saw.
11:17Look at this.
11:17Dog Paul's here.
11:18That's, yeah, they call it the links.
11:19Same fucking thing.
11:21Remember, fucking, they started changing these colors here recently.
11:23Most of them got them hot pink and shit.
11:25Then you come way down this fucking way, you see the goddamn lines over there.
11:29Uh-oh, what do you call it?
11:30Mountain lines over there.
11:30Sitting on the prowl, looking around.
11:32Statues of motherfuckers over there.
11:33Down this fucking way, down further on, down international.
11:36Like you run this shit, Beyonce.
11:38Who run the world?
11:39We run the world.
11:39Who run this motherfucker?
11:41Fuck the girls.
11:42And you have to fucking lead the lyrics.
11:44Sometimes she's going, you will do to my desire.
11:48And I will fuck.
11:48She says something shit like, she'll do y'all kind of fucked up ways and wrong.
11:52And you'll still do what the fuck she wants you to do.
11:54Is that pussy control that goddamn great?
11:56Maybe I'll stay out of this shit, eh?
11:58I think I'm blessed, fellas.
12:00Come on here with me, motherfucker.
12:01They won't get their claws and goddamn shit and fucking teeth into your goddamn stupid asses.
12:07Dumb motherfuckers.
12:08Nothing but a bunch of bitches and fucking heat.
12:11That's all the fuck we've got here.
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12:20You can hear the rest of the story, how that got to be.
12:23I've got fucking just logs and volumes up in this motherfucker and more coming.
12:27It's that fucking complete.
12:29It's that duplicit.
12:30It's that fucking comprehensive.
12:32It goes way the fuck back.
12:34Ask Whitney, Wisconsin.
12:35Ten reasons why everybody, every woman should have a dog as a companion.
12:40And then she gave you ten more reasons and ten more reasons.
12:43You don't look this shit up.
12:45Or you start looking it up and they'll give you no fucking nothing.
12:48They won't tell you yes, no.
12:49All they sit there to do is act like I'm an asshole and you're an asshole for even thinking it.
12:53Oh, god damn it.
12:56Some of you fucking already know.
12:57You sit there with your ladies as they fuck dogs in the living room.
13:00But I'm not qualified for that goddamn position, am I?
13:03Look at that fucking dog.
13:05So how the fuck she does.
13:07Tell me you ain't never fucked a dog.
13:09You ain't never found something about a dog sucking your pussy.
13:11Licking his balls and his ass on his dick.
13:13Bullshit.
13:14Who pays for it?
13:15You or your fucking man?
13:17Get your stinking ass out of here, bitch.
13:20Give me a fuck.
13:20Sick of this shit now.
13:22It's too fucking much.
13:23It's too fucking much.
13:53You want to know some of the fucking things they do?
14:03The obsession with this fucking, what they do.
14:06It ain't so much what you do is how you do it with me.
14:09I'm not saying all of them, but some of them do it this way.
14:11They understand.
14:12I'll show you.
14:13I'll put you.
14:13I'll find out if I can find it.
14:14I was in this place once upon a time in a Phoenix, Arizona area.
14:20Off a country club in Southern.
14:22Some book over there.
14:23Some place over there where they go and they got to, it's just like they do this thing over there.
14:27It's like some place is like, hey, a little here, a little there.
14:29This place is like, hey, this is what we celebrate over here.
14:32This is what we do over here.
14:34But it's for everybody.
14:35But if you saw it, you saw it.
14:36If you didn't, you didn't.
14:37So I go in this motherfucker.
14:40And I'm looking through some book and it's showing the history of women and dogs.
14:43Some of them build a psychopath looking ass motherfucking shit with pictures and all that kind of shit.
14:47And they're going through here and going through there.
14:49And this whole thing they've been working on with the goddamn thing.
14:52Trying to take it from one place to another.
14:53Rush from here and there.
14:54First motherfucking space, by the way, is a goddamn dog.
14:58From the goddamn wolf.
14:59Howling at the goddamn moon and shit.
15:01That's probably where they got the idea.
15:02Hey, we got to get this motherfucker to the goddamn moon.
15:04Unless the moon's so fucking much.
15:05But wolf is what they really fucking goddamn fancy.
15:08Well, that's not so practical, huh?
15:09And so, this motherfucker over here will open up, huh?
15:17Probably got to get a little time before I go back to the old Golden Showers over there.
15:22After yesterday's episode.
15:23I almost made it through a whole goddamn meal being chill.
15:26But it just fucking started grinding and grating at me again.
15:28I had to fucking flip the fuck out before I walked out.
15:31As I was walking, I had to flip the fuck out.
15:33All I got to do is get the fuck out from racism in society.
15:36Well, I have to look at these condescending fucking women
15:39who sit there and condescending the fuck out of me
15:41when they know what the hell I know.
15:43It's another thing you didn't know.
15:45But I know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know.
15:48And you're sitting there with your fucking man
15:49and he wants to think he's fucking hot shit.
15:51You put it together.
15:52The yin, the yang.
15:53Put it together.
15:54And I'm just fucking irate at that fucking point.
15:58But yeah, in that motherfucking book that I saw.
16:01They got this, they call it a pamper.
16:04Some kind of pamper.
16:04You put it on a fucking dog, yeah?
16:07So, they really are obsessed.
16:09They want the dog.
16:09They want the dog.
16:10Some of them.
16:11They'll probably bit them.
16:12Why wouldn't you want them?
16:13They want to have a natural fucking madness, you know, over their scent.
16:19But they can't really mimic it, yeah?
16:21No matter where they eat, it's food, it's diet, or whatever.
16:24It's like some kind of mimicry.
16:26It eats, it's diet, it's fish, blah, blah, feed it to this motherfucker.
16:29Now, you eat the same thing, then it smells your scent.
16:32I don't know.
16:33They associate that to food and pleasure and all that, right?
16:39Then sometimes they lick their hand and they put the spit down there and it keeps licking
16:42the spit or whatever, because maybe they had the same thing in their mouth, right?
16:45When they eat.
16:46Now, you have those who will put the goddamn thing on.
16:48Sanitary diaper, some of them, it says like it needs it because it's pregnant or whatever's
16:51going on with it.
16:52Bitches in heat.
16:53When their fucking dogs are in heat.
16:55That's what it's for.
16:55They will take the goddamn thing, put it on the fucking dog, then they'll put them
17:00up around themselves.
17:03And then this makes the fucking male dog lose his fucking mind and go insane.
17:10That's what I saw in that fucking book over there.
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17:21I'll get these ladies out and shout out a young lady over here.
17:33Don't know what's going on in that damn world.
17:37Knows I have nothing against.
17:38I don't know why they pass us down generation to generation to generation.
17:44But they just see the inevitability of it.
17:46Are they on a mission ever since women's lived?
17:49You don't look for that shit?
17:51You don't think there's women out here in power who have an attitude against you as
17:54a man and they don't give a fuck about you?
17:57Why would they?
17:59Some of them don't give a fuck about you.
18:00They don't think they're qualified to be with a fucking man.
18:03Even if they did give a fuck about being with that fucking so-called alpha out there.
18:06They're on a mission to go out there and say fuck all men.
18:09And you let them do just that, you sleeping, slumbering, goddamn fools.
18:14You let them do just that.
18:16They don't do nothing but ball dogs.
18:19They don't give a fuck if you live or die.
18:21They before you live, they can put some shit around your fucking ankles.
18:24Some shit around your fucking wrists like Lindsay Sands.
18:27Every time you see Lindsay Sands in her goddamn novels, she's got some big joke fucking alpha
18:31being fucking nothing but a goddamn captain and a prisoner.
18:34It's her goddamn sick, twisted, goddamn witchery paradigm.
18:37She doesn't have anything going on with this motherfucker other than you are my possession.
18:42And that's what means of goddamn readers, fans, followers, whatever you want to call them, do.
18:48And Lindsay Sands when they come to her.
18:50Then she goes to some shit like a vampire or some crazy-ass shit like that.
18:55It doesn't even exist in reality as far as I know.
18:57And it's nothing but mad respect.
18:58If you read that goddamn Highlander, her series for Highlander, her Highlander series,
19:03he's nothing but a goddamn buffoon, and he is an actual man.
19:06That orange horse is a joke, motherfucker.
19:09They don't give a fuck about him.
19:11All they give a fuck about in that book is read the book.
19:13I got over there my OnlyFans, the black and white, surrender to the Highlander.
19:19If you know how to read that shit and decipher that shit, you get better at it and better at it.
19:24Girl code, they slide it so they're disguising it so well.
19:28I'll read the motherfucker for you, man.
19:29I'm going to read the goddamn book.
19:31That's the next goddamn thing I'm going to do in this moment.
19:33Once it's coming up, I'm going to read that motherfucker,
19:36then I'm going to decipher that motherfucker to you,
19:37help you understand what the hell's going on there.
19:39Then you tell me, do you hear it now?
19:41They're going on about a five-year-old boy.
19:43That's the main protagonist as a fucking hero.
19:46He's the goddamn Highlander.
19:48And some of the guards inspects, a dog is the original Highlander.
19:51Big motherfucker and goddamn horses and shit.
19:54They switch up between his brother and him fucking doing gay shit.
19:57He's just a goddamn buffoon in there.
19:59They don't give a fuck about the Highlander in there.
20:01All they give a fuck about is a five-year-old boy,
20:03a goddamn dog and horses and shit.
20:05And the men fucking each other like faggots.
20:08Fucking asses are the fuck they are.
20:09I'll decide for it for you.
20:11Because you don't know how to do and see these guys
20:12and hear these goddamn things out here,
20:14you fucking dummies.
20:15And then you tell me, do I lie?
20:17When you can see and hear what the fuck I see in here?
20:20Means that goddamn followers
20:22going on about a five-year-old boy
20:23doing sadistic shit on top of it,
20:25not just fucking them,
20:26but fucking doing that shit,
20:27or what do you call it?
20:28Sadistic, being sadists.
20:30Now my position is this.
20:31It's not something about what you do,
20:33but how I view it.
20:34Hey, you got a cantanker and thing for a five-year-old boy
20:37as a female, as a woman,
20:38you want to write about that shit to your whatever,
20:40but you're encouraging them,
20:42you're advocating,
20:43you're telling them to go out there
20:44and have them eat your fucking cunt
20:47all through the goddamn night.
20:48And as a five-year-old boy,
20:49he's sleepy now.
20:50He wants to go to sleep,
20:51but you say it's the Highlander that's doing it.
20:53It's not the Highlander.
20:54You do it suggestively,
20:54it's subtly.
20:55Now, you hit his goddamn head
20:57against the fucking backboard
20:58and tell him to wake up
20:59and go back to canoe
21:00and eating your fucking cunt.
21:02Do you know how to read these things in there, guys?
21:03I'll break it down for you.
21:04We're going to get the book Highlander.
21:07Soon it's the Highlander,
21:07and we'll read the motherfucker.
21:09It'll be story time, motherfucker,
21:10on the black and white.
21:11I've had it with these motherfuckers now.
21:12All right!