Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 11 Toy Meets Girl

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00:00It's a lie!

00:30Ah, sweet Jesus in a birch park canoe!

00:43Phew, all right!

00:45I learned it from watching you!

00:48Whew, man, it's not easy being William Shatner, actor, singer, rancher, all around macho

00:59hombre.

01:00Oh, yeah.

01:02Time to beam me down a good night's sleep.

01:14You're needed.

01:15You're needed.

01:16Ha!

01:17So, you have come back, mi amor.

01:23Oh, s'il vous plaît.

01:24Oh, s'il vous plaît.

01:25I know I do not deserve forgiveness, but...

01:26Give me one last chance, no?

01:27What are you doing?

01:28What are you doing?

01:29You're needed.

01:30Oh, s'il vous plaît.

01:31Oh, s'il vous plaît.

01:32I know I do not deserve forgiveness, but...

01:37Give me one last chance, no?

01:38What you're here for, it is not important.

01:39All that matters is our love.

01:40Oh, s'il vous plaît.

01:41Oh, s'il vous plaît.

01:42Oh, s'il vous plaît.

01:43I know I do not deserve forgiveness, but...

01:44Give me one last chance, no?

01:45What you're here for, it is not important.

01:46All that matters is our love.

01:47Oh, run away with me.

01:50I curse you.

02:05You'll find them at this address.

02:11Finally, the secret is ours.

02:12They will have to accept our demands now.

02:16Finally, the secret is ours!

02:18They will have to accept our demands now!

02:24You!

02:32You shot me!

02:34The world is safe again, thanks to you.

02:46Yawn!

02:52Where do these things keep coming from?

02:58Shazam!

03:02I did it! I reunited that boy with his puppy!

03:08What the...?

03:10Come here, baby! What's taking so long?

03:15Oh, boy.

03:17There's no such thing as stupid questions.

03:21Except for Billy's questions.

03:24You're not really an atheist, are you, Todd?

03:27Look, I just don't believe in the whole Heaven-Hell thing.

03:33Wow, what an unfortunate, uh...

03:35Plot device?

03:36Yeah, plot device.

03:38Holy sh**! Heaven does exist!

03:47Holy sh**! It's beautiful!

03:54I'm a liar!

03:55What? What's going on?

03:57I'm down!

04:02Damn you, FAA!

04:11Todd!

04:12Holy sh**!

04:14Grandma!

04:15It's so good to see you!

04:17And...

04:18Uncle Steve!

04:20Holy sh**!

04:22They let you in here?

04:23Yeah!

04:24Turns out we were doing stuff the priests were into themselves!

04:29Lucky me!

04:30I was a serial killer, but repented in prison and went to Heaven!

04:37I killed hundreds in the name of our Lord!

04:43I'm just as surprised as you were.

04:48Hey, hey! You work here!

04:50Since day one. What can I do for you?

04:52What's with the hypocrisy around here?

04:54Why is Uncle Steve here?

04:56And the serial killer gets in because he repents?

05:00Well, if you're gonna bitch so much, I can return you to Earth at any time.

05:05Really?

05:06Sure!

05:07Just look over there.

05:15Douchebag.

05:16So there was this truck and it came out of nowhere, you see, and it hit our friends.

05:24Holy sh**!

05:26It's a miracle!

05:28Hey guys! I'm back!

05:30And I have so much to-

05:36Wow, that's, uh, that's so, um...

05:40Ironic?

05:41Yeah, yeah, ironic.

05:46Oh!

05:49Sam!

05:50Ziggy says in order to leap out, you gotta work the shaft.

05:54Work the shaft, Sam!

05:56There you go.

05:58China is in here, Mr. Button.

06:01Oh.

06:03Wow!

06:04I can record my favorite shows and teach it to record other shows that I like!

06:10This is great!

06:11What did I do without this thing?

06:14Yellow!

06:15Hey, buddy!

06:16We're heading out to the bar, you wanna come?

06:17Why don't you take your bar and shove it up your ass?

06:20I'm watching TiVo!

06:22But, but...

06:26Yellow!

06:27This is your boss!

06:29You're very late!

06:30Are you even coming in today?

06:32No, uh, no...

06:34Uh...

06:35TiVo...

06:36You're fired!

06:40Oh my god!

06:41My poor baby!

06:43You just get off the couch and come with me!

06:45Mama's here to help!

06:46We gotta go, baby!

06:47We gotta go and get some help!

06:49Come on!

06:50We'll get through this together!

06:52You just get off that couch!

06:53Get off that couch!

06:54You get off...

06:55Ah!

06:56Ah!

06:57Ah!

06:58Ah!

06:59Ah!

07:06Love...

07:07You...

07:08TiVo!

07:09TiVo!

07:10It'll change your life!

07:11No, it's not a tumor.

07:12It's not a tumor at all.

07:13The amazing true story that touched the hearts of generations is now a motion picture you'll never forget.

07:26Dear Diary, this is my chronicle of a most unfortunate time.

07:34My name is Anne.

07:36Anne Frank.

07:38Awesome.

07:39Luckily, everything I want is right here.

07:44My bread is so unleavened.

07:49Let the Nazis come and take my friends.

07:55Gonna pray all day till the Sabbath ends.

08:00I wanna punch that hippie.

08:02The Nazis are here!

08:04I'm on it, Dad!

08:05My pain all down.

08:07My diary.

08:09Time comes!

08:11Anne Frank's Diary.

08:16Fiena Schnitzel!

08:18You're really something, Anne Frank.

08:21I'm just me.

08:23The Diary of Anne Frank.

08:27Nazis are so uncool.

08:32Don't put the baby in the bulldozer.

08:36Dude, West Nile virus.

08:39Rules.

08:40Word.

08:41A jumper standoff with police came to a tragic end on the Brooklyn Bridge today.

08:47As an unidentified skull-faced man brought traffic to a standstill for two hours before leaping to his death.

08:55All too common.

08:57You ever wonder what became of those playthings of yesteryear?

09:01If you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company, you're probably too busy counting money on the naked back of a $10,000 a night whore to care.

09:10But I care.

09:12Man at Arms.

09:14Killed in a hail of crip gunfire on the streets of South Central Los Angeles.

09:19Beast Man.

09:21Currently dodging child support payments under an assumed name in Akron, Ohio.

09:26We see you.

09:28Trap Jaw.

09:30Now a South Dakota State Senator.

09:32Sad fates for those once known as the Masters of the Universe.

09:37For more perspective, we've come to Prince Adam.

09:40Best known as the Champion of Eternia, He-Man.

09:44He-Man, you're currently employed as a mall security guard.

09:48How did it come to this?

09:51Yeah, well...

09:52Hey, you!

09:54Stop!

09:57By the power of graceful!

10:01He got a sword!

10:03Once the leader of the mighty Thundercats, today Lion-O was an unemployed construction worker staring down the big 4-0.

10:11After Mum-Ra died of testicular cancer, there wasn't nobody left of the Thundercats to fight.

10:17We had to get real jobs.

10:19Mm-hmm.

10:20Was construction your first job?

10:22Aw.

10:23Woo!

10:24Oh, yeah!

10:26Oh, God!

10:27Mm-hmm.

10:28And how about the others?

10:30Panthro's doing a dime in federal prison for selling junk bonds to senior citizens.

10:35And then eating them.

10:37Snarf!

10:38Snarf!

10:39Snarf!

10:40Snarf!

10:41No good roger burble!

10:42Snarf!

10:43I don't know what happened to Snarf.

10:45And what happened to the team's sexy female member, Cheetara?

10:50Meow!

10:51She's still my sexy lady, I guess.

10:54Meow!

10:55Oh, hey, you wanna go out back and shoot some cans with a .22?

10:58Not every toy meets with despair.

11:00Some, like the transformer known as Soundwave here, have managed to find steady, honest work out of the limelight.

11:08Soundwave, what's the secret of your success?

11:11Well, I just try not to do all the tasks.

11:14I have a family to support now, and...

11:17Can you hang on a minute?

11:18I'm not a customer.

11:22Oh, no, come on, girl.

11:24It may not seem like much, but it's an honest day's paycheck for an honest day's...

11:32It's an honest...

11:33Uh-oh.

11:34Oh, no!

11:41Some legends burn out or simply fade away.

11:45But some manage to adapt to changing times.

11:49Destro, you were once a member of Cobra, the ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.

11:56From arms dealer to used car dealer.

12:00What happened?

12:01Everyone just sort of lost interest.

12:03I think as you get older, ruling the world just seems like too much trouble.

12:08And what became of the once feared leader of Cobra?

12:11The notorious Cobra commander.

12:13Our callers just can't get enough of these double belt pleated pantsuits.

12:18I know.

12:21Hey, you watch your mouth.

12:22I'm the one.

12:23You tell me one thing.

12:24You say another thing.

12:25You're off with the bitch switch.

12:27You get your hands off me.

12:28Your mother hates you.

12:29Go!

12:30Nobody knows what happened to Shipwreck.

12:33It's easy to forget about the toys that filled our happy youthful days.

12:38But as Americans, we must never forget to treat everyone with honor, decency, and respect.

12:46Am I done yet?

12:49You'll know, She-Ra.

12:51You'll know.

12:52Mk.

12:53Mk.

12:54Mk!

12:55Mk!

12:56Mk.

12:57Fuck

13:11Stupid monkey

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