WWE SMACKDOWN 27 SEPTEMBER 2001 FULL SHOW

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00:00:00You

00:00:30What an incredible week it's been for WWE.

00:01:00WWE Superstars, Kurt Angle and The Rock.

00:01:02Will it continue tonight in Dayton, Ohio on SmackDown?

00:01:07Now again everybody, Michael Cole with Paul Hammond at ringside.

00:01:11And tonight, Paul, the hardcore title is on the line.

00:01:15And for certainly it's RDD to play the hardcore title against Y Tuesday.

00:01:21It's a rematch from Unforgiven tonight on SmackDown.

00:01:26What a minute, wait a minute.

00:01:27Paul, you think, you think that's Stone Cold Steve Austin?

00:01:30We haven't seen Austin since he lost the WWF title.

00:01:34Sunday, let's forgive it.

00:01:35If that's Stone Cold Steve Austin, you and everybody else here better keep their mouths shut.

00:01:41And kicking off SmackDown with the WCW Tag Team Titles on the line.

00:01:49What an ovation for the Brothers of Destruction.

00:02:02The Brothers of Destruction is for the WCW Tag Team Champions.

00:02:13Coaching the ring at a combined weight of 658 pounds, they are the WCW Tag Team Champions, Kane and The Undertaker.

00:02:23The Undertaker and Kane successfully defending their titles at Unforgiven this past Sunday night.

00:02:30And welcome to SmackDown, everybody.

00:02:31Michael Cole with Paul Hammond.

00:02:32Taz is in WWF New York tonight for the Top It Up finale, which airs immediately following SmackDown on MTV.

00:02:40But Unforgiven was awesome tonight.

00:02:41Stone Cold Steve Austin lost the WWF title to Kurt A.

00:02:46Oh, no, it's you happy about it, Michael.

00:02:48Now, let me ask you this.

00:02:50When Stone Cold goes up tonight, are you going to get in his face?

00:02:53Well, no, not at all.

00:02:55But we haven't seen Stone Cold Steve Austin since Sunday.

00:02:58Three minutes over to 82 pounds.

00:03:01Tess.

00:03:02The biggest pickup by the Alliance thus far.

00:03:06A big-time player, an impact player for your Alliance ball, Tess.

00:03:10No doubt about it, what a two by Shane and Stephanie to acquire the services of Tess.

00:03:18And what a tremendous opportunity for Tess here tonight.

00:03:22A chance to win the WCW Tag Team title.

00:03:25You did it, sucker!

00:03:25Sucka!

00:03:29And is accompanied by the owner, the WCW Shane McMahon,

00:03:33playing at 251 pounds, Booker T.

00:03:37Well, it hasn't been a good week for the Booker Man.

00:03:43With a chance to redeem himself, so to speak, tonight

00:03:46by winning the WCW Tag Team titles.

00:03:51The five-time former WCW champion,

00:03:55the most electrifying man,

00:03:57in sports entertainment today.

00:03:59The Book keeps up with that

00:04:01to go to the Tag Team title

00:04:04that belongs to Shane O'Mac and the Alliance.

00:04:08Well, this match was made by Shane McMahon.

00:04:10As Paul mentioned, Shane does that jurisdiction

00:04:12over all WCW titles.

00:04:15The Undertaker and Kane forced to defend the gold

00:04:17as we kick off SmackDown here tonight.

00:04:20But, Paul, I gotta ask you,

00:04:22we still have a limousine out of the parking lot.

00:04:24Is Stone Cold here?

00:04:25Have you had any contact with Stone Cold, Steve Austin,

00:04:28since Unforgiven when he lost the WWF title

00:04:30to turn angle this past Sunday?

00:04:32No, sir, I have not spoken to Stone Cold Steve Austin,

00:04:35and quite frankly, I'm a bit disturbed at that fact.

00:04:40However, my sources tell me

00:04:42that Austin will be here tonight.

00:04:46Speculation is, rumor is,

00:04:48that no one's heard from Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:04:50over the past four days.

00:04:51Austin obsessed...

00:04:52Doesn't that worry you?

00:04:53It does worry me, of course.

00:04:55Stone Cold Steve Austin obsessed

00:04:56with the World Wrestling Federation Championship.

00:04:58That title meant everything to Austin,

00:04:59and now he no longer has it.

00:05:01It's around the waist of WWF Superstar, Kurt A.

00:05:04The Undertaker starting things off

00:05:06against Tess with a side headlock.

00:05:08WCW Tag Team Titles on the line

00:05:10as we kick off SmackDown.

00:05:12Don't you think it's a shame

00:05:14that the WCW Tag Team Titles

00:05:16are in the possession

00:05:17of the Brothers of Destruction?

00:05:19No, not at all.

00:05:20Of the WWF?

00:05:21And they won it fair and square.

00:05:22The Undertaker and Kane deserve it.

00:05:24And look out now,

00:05:25it's an end of suplex

00:05:25WWF Tag Team Titles.

00:05:27Wait a minute.

00:05:28Covered by The Undertaker

00:05:29in a kickout.

00:05:30WWF Tag Team Titles.

00:05:31They're in the hands of the Dudley Boys.

00:05:33Isn't that a shame?

00:05:34No, sir.

00:05:35It's a coup by the Dudley Boys.

00:05:37Here tonight,

00:05:37Y2J, Rob Van Damme,

00:05:39a rematch off their spectacular

00:05:41hardcore championship match

00:05:42just four days ago

00:05:43and Unforgiven.

00:05:44Hardcore title is on the line

00:05:46here tonight.

00:05:47Plus, The Rock and Kurt Angle

00:05:49expected his will.

00:05:50Side one slam.

00:05:51Could have new WCW champions.

00:05:53No.

00:05:54Kane gets the shoulder up.

00:05:55Not only does Tess pick Kane up with Eve,

00:05:58Tess drives Kane down into the canvas.

00:06:01And now, here comes the Booker Man.

00:06:05Booker T, no stranger

00:06:07to WCW Tag Team Gold.

00:06:09A ten-time WCW Tag Team Champion

00:06:13delivering the right hand to Kane.

00:06:16Booker T backing Kane into the ropes.

00:06:18Here's the reversal.

00:06:19WCW Tag Team Titles on the line

00:06:21as Booker T is planted by Kane.

00:06:25Ooh!

00:06:25Imagine that.

00:06:26300 pounds across the sternum.

00:06:28Cover.

00:06:29Hook of the leg.

00:06:30Could have it.

00:06:30No.

00:06:31Booker T gets the shoulder up.

00:06:32It hasn't been a good week

00:06:34for the Booker Man

00:06:35and Shane McMahon.

00:06:36Oh, Shane.

00:06:37He's like to think of the Booker Man.

00:06:38Why do you say such things?

00:06:40The man is in the ring right now

00:06:41with a shot

00:06:42for the WCW Tag Team Titles.

00:06:45To me,

00:06:45that's a good week.

00:06:46To me,

00:06:47that's an opportunity

00:06:48to take advantage of.

00:06:50Well, Newham is telling the truth.

00:06:51You should try that every once in a while

00:06:52as Tess comes in off the tag

00:06:54by Booker T

00:06:55and goes to work on The Undertaker.

00:06:56Shane McMahon has no business

00:06:58being on the apron of the ring.

00:06:59Distracting referee Nick Patrick

00:07:00and allowing here

00:07:01the double team

00:07:02by Tess and Booker T.

00:07:03This match was made

00:07:06by Shane McMahon

00:07:07who, of course,

00:07:08has jurisdiction

00:07:08over all titles

00:07:10within the Alliance,

00:07:11the WCW.

00:07:13And there are the right hands

00:07:14by Tess.

00:07:15Man, Tess is not intimidated

00:07:17by The Undertaker.

00:07:18How many men

00:07:19can make that play?

00:07:21Well, not many.

00:07:21Big elbow by Tess.

00:07:23He has been impressive

00:07:23thus far since

00:07:24joining The Alliance.

00:07:25Look at The Undertaker

00:07:27working on that arm

00:07:28of Tess.

00:07:29Nice cross arm break

00:07:30by The Undertaker.

00:07:31I'll give the man

00:07:32a lot of credit.

00:07:34He's taken the fight

00:07:35to Tess.

00:07:35But Tess has been

00:07:37on such a roll lately.

00:07:38Working on Tess's shoulder

00:07:40by The Undertaker,

00:07:41a decade of destruction

00:07:42by The Undertaker

00:07:43could be old school time.

00:07:47Right on its feet.

00:07:49Undertaker.

00:07:50He doesn't.

00:07:51He cuts the shoulder.

00:07:52That's just illegal.

00:07:53But, Michael, come on.

00:07:54The man goes to the top rope.

00:07:55That means he's out of bounds.

00:07:57He's walking on the top rope.

00:07:59He comes down with such velocity.

00:08:01It's a dangerous story.

00:08:02Well, this is illegal as well.

00:08:03Booker T and Shane

00:08:04in the ring.

00:08:04It tests with a low blow

00:08:06behind the referee's back

00:08:07distracted by Booker T and Shane.

00:08:09And I use the word

00:08:10distracted loosely.

00:08:12Would you forget

00:08:13the goal they made?

00:08:14What?

00:08:15At least maybe the referee

00:08:17with a shot to swallow.

00:08:18Never mind.

00:08:19It's been passed

00:08:19with Shane and Booker T

00:08:20going to work

00:08:21on The Undertaker

00:08:22a pack of dogs

00:08:23this alliance crew.

00:08:25Thank you very much.

00:08:27The stakes are high

00:08:28in this matchup.

00:08:29WCW tag team titles

00:08:31on the line.

00:08:32Test catching his breath

00:08:33in the ring

00:08:34and Undertaker

00:08:34well, he was just taken down

00:08:36by Shane McMahon

00:08:37and Booker T.

00:08:39Looks to me

00:08:40like the big dog

00:08:41is getting beat up

00:08:42in his own yard.

00:08:44Now, test delivering

00:08:44the right hands.

00:08:45It's been a three-on-one

00:08:46thus far

00:08:47to take The Undertaker out.

00:08:49And here's Tess

00:08:49whipping The Undertaker

00:08:50into the corner.

00:08:52Follows it up

00:08:52with a big clothesline

00:08:53and Tess parlay

00:08:54pretty big dog himself.

00:08:56Oh, look out, Undertaker.

00:08:58Look at the strength

00:08:59that takes off the suplex

00:09:01into the cover.

00:09:02WCW tag team titles

00:09:04on the line

00:09:05and Undertaker

00:09:05just gets the shoulder up.

00:09:07Yeah, but just barely

00:09:08Tess is big

00:09:09and young

00:09:10and strong

00:09:11and agile

00:09:12and now

00:09:13in comes the fourth.

00:09:15Booker T

00:09:16big shot

00:09:18to the chops

00:09:19of The Undertaker

00:09:20knocking The Undertaker down.

00:09:22The WCW tag team titles

00:09:24are on the line

00:09:24and you know Shane McMahon

00:09:26would love to have the gold

00:09:27back within the alliance.

00:09:28Wouldn't he, Paul?

00:09:29Oh!

00:09:30Imagine that Booker T

00:09:31has held the WCW

00:09:33tag team titles

00:09:35ten times.

00:09:37Ten times, Michael!

00:09:38A five-time champion,

00:09:40a ten-time tag team champion.

00:09:43Booker T

00:09:43is all about the gold.

00:09:46Well, he's just about

00:09:46whatever gold

00:09:47he's ever battled for.

00:09:48With the exception,

00:09:49of course,

00:09:49of the WWE title

00:09:51from Raw this past Monday night.

00:09:52as Undertaker delivers

00:09:53the right hand to Tess.

00:09:55The Undertaker and Tess

00:09:57exchanging blows.

00:09:58Undertaker trying to gain

00:09:59momentum in this matchup

00:10:00of the WCW tag team titles.

00:10:01Let's call it like it is.

00:10:03Illegal clothespits

00:10:04by The Undertaker,

00:10:05but a legal clothesline

00:10:06that was by Tess.

00:10:07No doubt!

00:10:08Well, that's a perfectly

00:10:09legal flying clothesline

00:10:10by Undertaker

00:10:11as he knocks Tess down.

00:10:13Undertaker crawling

00:10:14toward the cover.

00:10:14Can he get Tess here?

00:10:16There's one,

00:10:16there's two at Booker T

00:10:17breaking up the three count

00:10:19as Tess got the shoulder up.

00:10:20What great teamwork

00:10:21by Booker T and Tess

00:10:22shade on that

00:10:23as a real thoroughbred

00:10:25tag team here.

00:10:26Well, I agree with you.

00:10:26Tess and Booker T

00:10:27working tremendous together.

00:10:28Off the neck breaker,

00:10:29hook of the leg,

00:10:30top titles on the line,

00:10:31and Undertaker just gets

00:10:32his shoulder up.

00:10:33Tess battle

00:10:34and doesn't step back

00:10:35from The Undertaker.

00:10:37Tess has the fight

00:10:38to admit it, Michael.

00:10:40You guys in the WWF

00:10:42blew it with Tess.

00:10:44Well, I'll admit it, Paul.

00:10:44There's not many people

00:10:45that can stand toe-to-toe

00:10:46with The Undertaker

00:10:47like Tess has here tonight.

00:10:49And Tess with The Undertaker

00:10:50not any terrible predicament

00:10:51here with the WCW Tag Team

00:10:53titles on the line.

00:10:55The fans trying to come alive

00:10:56as Shane McMahon looks on.

00:10:58The last ride by The Undertaker.

00:11:00Tess has destroyed

00:11:01the vertical base.

00:11:04What an uppercut

00:11:05by The Undertaker.

00:11:06Trying to regain control

00:11:08of this matchup.

00:11:09Tess ripped into the corner.

00:11:10Undertaker.

00:11:11Tess going for the ride

00:11:12off the suplex.

00:11:14And now Undertaker

00:11:15desperately needs to try

00:11:17to get to his brother Kane

00:11:18to make a tag.

00:11:20Tess to his feet as well.

00:11:21Right hand to The Undertaker.

00:11:22Exchanging blows

00:11:23center of the ring.

00:11:25I'll tell you,

00:11:26this Tess has been

00:11:26extremely impressive.

00:11:28As has The Undertaker

00:11:29in this matchup.

00:11:32Undertaker off the ropes.

00:11:33Here we go.

00:11:34Oh, and both men

00:11:35knocked down

00:11:35center of the ring.

00:11:37And this could be

00:11:38the first man to his feet

00:11:39to make a tag.

00:11:40Could be the difference

00:11:41in this matchup.

00:11:42Oh, no doubt,

00:11:43but catching a lot closer

00:11:44to Booker 2

00:11:45than The Undertaker

00:11:47into his own brother.

00:11:48Kane looks like

00:11:50a caged animal

00:11:51wanting to get into the ring.

00:11:52Booker 2 wants

00:11:53to get in as well.

00:11:54Can Undertaker make it

00:11:55to his brother?

00:11:56Can Tess make it

00:11:57to his corner?

00:11:59Referee administering

00:12:00the count both men

00:12:01to their feet.

00:12:02And both men

00:12:03with two big boots

00:12:04to the face

00:12:05and both men down again.

00:12:07How many men

00:12:07have the guts

00:12:08to kick The Undertaker

00:12:09right in the face?

00:12:11How many men

00:12:12can withstand a boot

00:12:14from The Undertaker?

00:12:15How many men

00:12:16can withstand the boot

00:12:17from Tess?

00:12:17We've seen Tess

00:12:18for a number of men.

00:12:20And the crowd

00:12:21comes alive again

00:12:22and check this out.

00:12:23Imagine the impact

00:12:25of those two huge boots.

00:12:27Undertaker to the corner.

00:12:28Here comes Kane.

00:12:30And Kane,

00:12:31he'll get Booker 2 attack.

00:12:32A big forearm.

00:12:33Chipshot.

00:12:34Chipshot by Kane.

00:12:36Close fits by Kane.

00:12:37Can anybody

00:12:38in the WWE

00:12:39stay with the rules?

00:12:41Look at this.

00:12:42Big right hand

00:12:42by Kane as well.

00:12:43Two men in the ring.

00:12:44Kane to test.

00:12:45The sidewalk slam

00:12:47with the WCW Tag Team

00:12:49titles on the line.

00:12:51And Booker teased it illegally.

00:12:52They're not following

00:12:53the rules of the alliance.

00:12:54Pass out.

00:12:55Chipshot.

00:12:55Slam.

00:12:56Into the cover.

00:12:58Hooked in the leg.

00:12:59There's one.

00:12:59And what the hell is Shane

00:13:00doing pulling the referee out?

00:13:02I can't believe Shane did that.

00:13:04What do you mean

00:13:04you can't believe he did that?

00:13:06Wait a minute.

00:13:08Under Coker

00:13:09with a right hand.

00:13:11And Shane are back

00:13:12going to get his.

00:13:13But Booker's hand in the ring

00:13:14with a scissors kick

00:13:16to the back of Kane's head.

00:13:19Undertaker beating

00:13:20the hell out of Shane.

00:13:21Booker T coming to his

00:13:22boss's aid.

00:13:23Kane and Tess both

00:13:24down in the ring.

00:13:26All hell is freaking loose.

00:13:29And again, Undertaker

00:13:31backs it off

00:13:32the announce table.

00:13:33I hate when they come

00:13:34over here.

00:13:36Undertaker flip back

00:13:37into the ring

00:13:37by Booker T.

00:13:38Tess and Kane

00:13:39battling on

00:13:40outside the ring.

00:13:41Into the crowd goes Tess.

00:13:43Kick to the face

00:13:44by Booker T.

00:13:45Kane is following

00:13:46Tess into the crowd.

00:13:48Covered by Booker T.

00:13:49Hook to the line.

00:13:51Undertaker just got a

00:13:52shoulder up.

00:13:53I don't want to hear you

00:13:55crying about

00:13:56Nick Patrick being

00:13:57closer anymore.

00:13:58That was a fair count

00:14:00by Nick Patrick.

00:14:02And Booker T,

00:14:02look at this.

00:14:03Y'all at Nick Patrick

00:14:04as Undertaker

00:14:05with the right hand.

00:14:06The Undertaker

00:14:07battling back

00:14:08with a WCW tag title.

00:14:10Booker T and Nick Patrick

00:14:12and Buckman

00:14:13knock heads.

00:14:14Booker T and Undertaker

00:14:15down.

00:14:16That was deliberate

00:14:17by The Undertaker.

00:14:18What do you mean deliberate?

00:14:19Well, I'll tell you what

00:14:20I mean.

00:14:20And this is deliberate

00:14:21by saying that man

00:14:22put in a steel chair in the ring.

00:14:24Was trying to save

00:14:25the WCW Tag Team title.

00:14:28And Booker T with a steel chair

00:14:30misses to The Undertaker.

00:14:31And Undertaker's got Booker T

00:14:33running up.

00:14:34Booker T!

00:14:35jukes by The Undertaker.

00:14:40And look at Shane!

00:14:42Still count

00:14:42the back of The Undertaker

00:14:44flooring the big man.

00:14:47And Shane again.

00:14:49Oh, he missed that time.

00:14:50Oh, no.

00:14:51Your boss is in trouble, Paul.

00:14:53Oh, no!

00:14:54Shane!

00:14:55Don't break him in half, perhaps!

00:14:58His last run!

00:14:59What an impact!

00:15:02And Booker T

00:15:03and the child

00:15:04of The Undertaker.

00:15:05Into the cover!

00:15:06Into the cover!

00:15:07Locked up!

00:15:09And he laid it out in the ring!

00:15:11Damn it!

00:15:12Damn it!

00:15:12Booker T and Tess win the titles!

00:15:14We did it!

00:15:16The new WCW Tag Team Champions,

00:15:20Tess and Booker T!

00:15:23The Alliance wishes to congratulate The Undertaker

00:15:26and Kane on a phenomenal run

00:15:28as the WCW Tag Team Champions!

00:15:32What's your name?

00:15:33The WCW Tag Team Champions

00:15:36on Booker T and Tess!

00:15:39The Alliance, Shane McMahon,

00:15:40Booker T tested that damn,

00:15:42trookin' referee Nick Patrick

00:15:44to screw The Undertaker and Kane

00:15:46out of the WCW Tag Team title!

00:15:49Right!

00:15:50Is this an omen

00:15:51for what kind of night it's gonna be

00:15:52for Shane O'Mac and The Alliance?

00:15:54Yes!

00:15:56Moments ago,

00:15:57an absolutely shocking way

00:15:58to kick off SmackDown,

00:15:59Booker T and Tess

00:16:00stealing the WCW Tag Team title

00:16:03from The Undertaker and Kane!

00:16:05How can you steal something

00:16:06that belongs to you to begin with?

00:16:08Shane O'Mac,

00:16:09with a chair on The Undertaker!

00:16:13Well, Shane O'Mac had no business

00:16:14being in the ring

00:16:15and The Undertaker made him pay for it

00:16:17the last ride!

00:16:18The referee Nick Patrick was down

00:16:20but check out Booker T

00:16:22with a steel chair from behind!

00:16:24And then the cover,

00:16:26Nick Patrick,

00:16:27one, two, three!

00:16:29A nice, fair three-count!

00:16:31And with that Booker T test,

00:16:33bring the WCW Tag Team titles

00:16:36back to The Alliance!

00:16:40And meanwhile,

00:16:41during the break,

00:16:42that limo in the parking lot

00:16:43was not Stone Cold's

00:16:45but Shane McMahon's!

00:16:47We got him, baby!

00:16:49We got him!

00:16:50We got him, Shane!

00:16:51We got to go begin!

00:16:53Dance!

00:16:53We got him!

00:16:54We want to stop the out, baby!

00:16:56Yeah!

00:16:57Yeah!

00:16:57Let's get out of here, man!

00:16:58Let's go!

00:16:59Let's go, we got him, man!

00:17:00Let's go, we got him, man!

00:17:01Let's go, we got him, man!

00:17:03Let's go, we got him, man!

00:17:04Let's go, we got him, man!

00:17:05There we go!

00:17:06And Paul, the referee went with him,

00:17:11Nick Patrick went with the Alliance

00:17:12for that celebration.

00:17:13That limo was set up there for a quick

00:17:15getaway with a dream-meditated attack,

00:17:17a plan, a set-up all the way.

00:17:18Of course it was!

00:17:19You know, we here in the Alliance

00:17:21just love it when a good plan comes together.

00:17:24What do you think?

00:17:25Yeah, I'm sure you do.

00:17:26Well, a good plan didn't come together

00:17:27this past Sunday night at Unforgiven.

00:17:30Kurt Angle winning the WWF title

00:17:32from Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:17:33And who will ever forget the emotion,

00:17:35the celebration, after Angle won the gold?

00:17:39The winner of this fight,

00:17:44a new World Wrestling Federation

00:17:48champion, Kurt Angle!

00:17:52Kurt Angle is firm up,

00:17:54jacking at ringside,

00:17:56and seeing our boy win another championship.

00:17:59But no bigger than the WWF title.

00:18:03It's a celebration for the Angle family.

00:18:06Kurt Angle being congratulated,

00:18:09not only by family, but the superstars of the WWF.

00:18:14Kurt Angle, climb the mountain.

00:18:17Kurt Angle, the new WWF champion!

00:18:21Do you WWF announcers ever tell the truth?

00:18:27Look at this, Unforgiven four days ago.

00:18:29Austin's hand is underneath the rope.

00:18:31The tap should never have counted.

00:18:33Did the WWF bring this footage forward?

00:18:37Hell no!

00:18:38It took Shane McMahon to bring this footage forward.

00:18:42To bring documented proof to the attention

00:18:45of Earl Hebner on Raw Monday.

00:18:49You screwed Stone Cold Steve Austin

00:18:51out of the WWF championship.

00:18:53Well, don't shake your head.

00:18:55I thought you might shake your head like that.

00:18:56Oh, you don't think so?

00:18:58Oh, really?

00:18:58Well, I begged to differ.

00:19:00I begged, I just so happened to put this together.

00:19:02I want you to look with your own eyes.

00:19:03There's Kurt Angle.

00:19:04Yes, there's Stone Cold.

00:19:06There's you.

00:19:06He's in the ankle lock.

00:19:07But look, is Stone Cold reaching underneath

00:19:10the bottom rope with his right hand,

00:19:12grabbing the ring apron?

00:19:14Is he not?

00:19:15Is Stone Cold, Steve Austin,

00:19:16did he not have his hand underneath?

00:19:18Underneath!

00:19:19He's tapping.

00:19:22Left hand.

00:19:23It was an honest mistake.

00:19:25I'm sorry?

00:19:27I'm sorry?

00:19:28Say it again?

00:19:29It was an honest mistake.

00:19:32But my decision stands.

00:19:35Kurt Angle is still the WWF champion.

00:19:39But as senior official,

00:19:40O'Hunter says the decision does stand.

00:19:42Kurt Angle is the WWF champion,

00:19:44and we haven't seen nor heard from Stone Cold since Sunday.

00:19:47Yeah, but you see, I have it on very good authority

00:19:50that Stone Cold Steve Austin is going to show up tonight,

00:19:52Michael, and I can guarantee you this.

00:19:55When Stone Cold comes out here,

00:19:57there's going to be hell to pay.

00:20:01Understand?

00:20:02Yes.

00:20:02Commissioner Regal, at your request,

00:20:04I understand you have an announcement to make.

00:20:06That's quite correct, Lillian.

00:20:08If that miserable specimen, Shane McMahon,

00:20:10wants to cost Kane and The Undertaker

00:20:12the WCW Tag Team Championships,

00:20:14and wield his power as the owner of the WCW,

00:20:17and make any championship match he wants,

00:20:19I am going to use my power as the WWF commissioner.

00:20:22And so tonight, here on SmackDown,

00:20:24we will see the Dudley boys,

00:20:26the WWF Tag Team Champions,

00:20:28defend against, let me see,

00:20:31Kurt Angle,

00:20:35and The Rock.

00:20:38Now please, go and spread the word.

00:20:45Hey, man.

00:20:46I hate Stone Cold Steve Austin,

00:20:48I hate Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:20:49Yeah, I heard that too.

00:20:51Hey, guys.

00:20:52You Canyon?

00:20:53Talking about Steve Austin?

00:20:54Yeah.

00:20:55I heard he went berserk,

00:20:56trashed his hotel after Unforgiven.

00:21:00No way, really?

00:21:01Yeah, man.

00:21:02I know.

00:21:03I'll match with the Hardy Boys,

00:21:04it's coming up, like, right now.

00:21:06Let's go.

00:21:08Let's see.

00:21:08Rob, before I go, man,

00:21:10I just want to thank you again

00:21:11for setting me straight on Monday.

00:21:12I mean, you were there for me.

00:21:15I'm pretty cool like that.

00:21:16And Lita?

00:21:17She had her hands all over me.

00:21:19All right.

00:21:20As a matter of fact,

00:21:21your advice is the reason she likes me.

00:21:24Oh, come on now.

00:21:25What's not to like?

00:21:28You're right.

00:21:28I mean, who better than Candid, right?

00:21:30Yeah, there you go.

00:21:31Well, we are still awaiting the arrival of Stone Cold here tonight.

00:21:35A stunning no-show on Raw this past Monday.

00:21:37We haven't seen Austin since he lost the WWF title Sunday.

00:21:40Why haven't we seen him, Paul?

00:21:42It doesn't matter why you haven't seen him.

00:21:43What does matter, Michael, is that my sources tell me that Stone Cold Steve Austin's arrival

00:21:49is imminent, is imminent, and I can tell you that he's not going to be in a very good mood at all.

00:21:54Here are the hardies.

00:21:55No!

00:21:56Tag action.

00:21:58Full on tag team competition.

00:21:59Game over one time.

00:22:01Coaching the right big autonomy by Lita from Cameron, North Carolina.

00:22:05At a combined weight of 441 pounds, Mack and Jeff, the Hardy Boys.

00:22:12Tag team action here, but what a huge announcement by Commissioner Regal moments ago.

00:22:16For the first time in history, WCW and WWF champions will join forces to go for a title.

00:22:22Rock and Kurt Angle versus the Dudley boys here tonight on SmackDown.

00:22:27Will you give me those?

00:22:29You're just like J.R.

00:22:30Tonight's SmackDown is brought to you by the Lorimar Tobacco Company.

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00:22:51Subway, eat fresh.

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00:22:56And representing the alliance, weighing in a joint on a 75 pounds,

00:23:00here's the WCW US champion, Rhino.

00:23:04Rhino defeating Tajiri and unforgiving this past Sunday to win the US title.

00:23:08And, and Monday, go ahead, go ahead.

00:23:10Yeah, but talk about having the Radar locked in.

00:23:13Rhino almost splitting Jeff Hardy in half with a gore in midair.

00:23:17And his partner representing the alliance, weighing in at 245 pounds, Canyon.

00:23:25Well, Canyon already owns a win over Matt Hardy on Raw this past Monday night.

00:23:28Canyon spending the night making passes, and that's girlfriend, Lita.

00:23:32No, no, no, no, I see it differently.

00:23:33Now, here's Lita, coming right off the stairs, attacking Canyon.

00:23:38Here's Matt Hardy attacking Canyon.

00:23:40What does everybody have against Canyon?

00:23:42Canyon, in self-defense, throws Matt into Lita.

00:23:46Of course, Matt has to look and win a Lita.

00:23:49And that leads to Canyon, with a one, two, three victory over Matt Hardy.

00:23:54Turned Matt Hardy right.

00:23:55I never liked him again with.

00:23:57What are you talking about?

00:23:58I'm talking about Canyon.

00:23:59What do you think I'm talking about?

00:24:01I know you're talking about Canyon.

00:24:02He's the guy who's been running around saying Lita's got a major crush on him.

00:24:06I mean, what in the world would Lita ever see in a guy like Canyon?

00:24:10Please.

00:24:11Oh, she would see an Alliance member.

00:24:13She would see an emerging suit.

00:24:14Look at this.

00:24:15Matt Hardy again, jealous of Canyon's success.

00:24:18Just attacking Canyon from behind.

00:24:20Canyon can't keep his eyes off Lita, Paul.

00:24:22You saw that plane is dead.

00:24:23It amazes me how much the WWF superstars are jealous and envious

00:24:29of the members of the Alliance.

00:24:31I know, Michael, everybody wants to be in the Alliance,

00:24:34but this borders on the ridiculous.

00:24:36The Hardys four-time, former four-time tag team champions had an opportunity

00:24:40to win the WWF tag titles in a great four-team elimination matchup.

00:24:44And I've forgiven this past Sunday, but what a night.

00:24:47SmackDown is turning into B, Paul.

00:24:48It is turning into a night of championships.

00:24:52How about The Rock and Kurt Angle?

00:24:54What a way to cap off a great week for those WWF superstars.

00:24:58If they can take the WWF tag team titles from the Dudley boys here tonight.

00:25:03Look at Rhino.

00:25:04Rhino always loves a piece of the action.

00:25:06That's what I love about Rhino.

00:25:08275 on the bad streets of Detroit, Michigan.

00:25:12And here's the cover by Canyon.

00:25:13Hook to the leg.

00:25:14Matt Hardy just gets his shoulder up.

00:25:15What a bold, appropriate move by Commissioner Regal to have the Dudley boys

00:25:22defend the WWF tag team titles against The Rock and Kurt Angle here tonight.

00:25:26You know, it's getting to be why we despise the Commissioner William Regal.

00:25:31Rhino, here's the hook of the leg by Matt Hardy.

00:25:33And a kick out.

00:25:34Hey, Shane O'Mac made Undertaker and Kane defend the WCW tag team titles here tonight.

00:25:38Why can't Commissioner Regal make the Dudley boys defend the WWF tag team titles?

00:25:42Because I think it's unfair the way the commissioner goes about it.

00:25:46He only does it out of spite.

00:25:48He doesn't do it in the interest of justice.

00:25:50He doesn't do it in the interest of giving the fans a great tag team match,

00:25:54which it will be, but he does it out of spite.

00:25:57Well, Shane McMahon out celebrating with a new WCW tag team champions, Booker T,

00:26:01and Tess Matt Hardy with a kick to the face of Canyon.

00:26:04But I have to admit, Paul,

00:26:06Van Damme really seems to have had a positive influence.

00:26:09Look at this.

00:26:10A suplex, hook of the leg, and just a kick out by Matt Hardy.

00:26:13And as I mentioned, Rob Van Damme is at a very positive influence on Canyon.

00:26:17Well, of course he has.

00:26:18Do you know why, Michael?

00:26:19Why?

00:26:20Because he's R-V-D.

00:26:23You take both thumbs, and you point them at the...

00:26:26Take both thumbs.

00:26:27Both thumbs.

00:26:28Point them at yourself.

00:26:29Right.

00:26:30And say, Rob Van Damme.

00:26:33I'll tell you what I'd like to say.

00:26:34Here comes Jeff.

00:26:35Jeff Hardy.

00:26:36Knockin' Rhino down through the ring.

00:26:39And the high flyer, Jeff Hardy, going to work on Rhino.

00:26:43Why does Jeff Hardy wrestle with a baseball hat on?

00:26:46Oh, look out.

00:26:48Jeff Hardy in control, but Canyon quickly back into the ring, and boom!

00:26:54Canyon bounce it off the head of Jeff Hardy.

00:26:56I'll tell you, this Jeff Hardy's a risk taker.

00:26:59Any part of his body can be a weapon.

00:27:01And look out, poetry in motion for the Hardy Boys!

00:27:06Big shot by Matt Hardy to both Canyon and Rhino.

00:27:10Oh, look out.

00:27:11Jeff Hardy, top run.

00:27:12He's gonna fly!

00:27:13Swan!

00:27:14Time!

00:27:15Bob!

00:27:16A little pullback to Rhino.

00:27:17Canyon's not even supposed to be in the damn ring.

00:27:20But he is!

00:27:21And Canyon takes down Jeff Hardy!

00:27:25And Canyon with a shot, a cheap shot, to Matt Hardy.

00:27:28And Canyon scooting out of the ring as Rhino crawls into the cover.

00:27:32The Alliance is gonna steal another one!

00:27:34No!

00:27:35Jeff Hardy just got the shoulder up!

00:27:37The Alliance almost won that one thanks to Canyon, the illegal man.

00:27:41And now the United States Champion, Rhino, in the ring with Jeff Hardy,

00:27:45and Rhino makes the tag to Canyon!

00:27:48And Canyon into the ring, and wisely trying to prevent Jeff Hardy from getting to his brother in the corner.

00:27:54Matt Hardy!

00:27:55Jeff!

00:27:56A shot to the spear!

00:27:57And he'll come back!

00:27:58Matt Hardy, top rope, Canyon on Dream Street, knocked down by Matt Hardy.

00:28:03And Matt Hardy in control of Canyon as he plants it.

00:28:06And the Hardy Boys are cooking in this matchup.

00:28:09Here's the cover on Canyon who just kicks out, and Matt Hardy failing to hook the leg.

00:28:13But Matt Hardy still in control, Canyon whipped off the ropes, went for the hip toss,

00:28:17and a great counter by Canyon into the swinging neck breaker.

00:28:21And that could give Canyon some valuable time along with Rhino to regain their breath.

00:28:26Uh-oh!

00:28:27Here we go!

00:28:28Rhino setting Matt Hardy up, stoking him.

00:28:29And he was champion!

00:28:30Oh!

00:28:31He missed the goal!

00:28:32The goal!

00:28:33The goal!

00:28:34The goal!

00:28:35Rhino missed the goal!

00:28:36By Harkin to first!

00:28:37And Jeff Hardy!

00:28:38What a maneuver!

00:28:39Over the top rope!

00:28:40Kicking Rhino out!

00:28:41And Canyon struggling to his feet, Matt Hardy, legal man in the ring, shot to the gut!

00:28:43Went for the twist of bait, Canyon, a reversal by Matt Hardy, look at this!

00:28:58Canyon with an elbow!

00:28:59What is he doing?

00:29:00And they're hanging Canyon up top rope!

00:29:03Twist of bait!

00:29:05Here's the cover!

00:29:07Up to the ring!

00:29:08The Hanks win!

00:29:10And they're going to bring it up from a fast girlfriend with a high-end shot!

00:29:14Uh-huh!

00:29:15What are you doing?

00:29:16What are you doing, James?

00:29:17I mean, I didn't care it easily.

00:29:19Here we had a great tag team match, WWF versus the Alliance.

00:29:24And once again, the WWF cheats and steals a victory away from the Alliance.

00:29:31Maybe Canyon should learn to keep his hormones in check.

00:29:34He's not in high school anymore.

00:29:35Let me tell you something, Jake, man, when Joel Cole Steve Austin gets here,

00:29:39all hell is gonna break loose!

00:29:41Steve Austin will not tolerate this sort of behavior by the fucking World Wrestling Federator!

00:29:49Stop!

00:29:53Lovely.

00:29:54What's a bloody night?

00:29:56Don't.

00:29:58Walt, you know something, Regal?

00:30:00Remember last Monday when you and Lee fought?

00:30:03You know something?

00:30:04I wasn't ready, man.

00:30:05You caught me off guard.

00:30:06I wasn't ready.

00:30:07I want a rematch, man.

00:30:08I want it tonight.

00:30:09You bloody daft lad.

00:30:10Is one thrashing a week not good enough for you?

00:30:13No, it's not.

00:30:14I mean, get your gear on, man.

00:30:16I'll see you in the ring.

00:30:17I'll be seeing you in the ring, but I'll be doing it from the comfort of my office.

00:30:20Do you know what?

00:30:21I've scheduled you for a match with The Big Show.

00:30:24And it's next.

00:30:25The Big Show?

00:30:26Are you crazy, man?

00:30:28He's 500 pounds.

00:30:29Yes.

00:30:30I'm the cruiserweight light heavyweight champion, man.

00:30:33He needs to lose 300 pounds to fight me.

00:30:36Go on now.

00:30:37Go and get ready.

00:30:38Go on.

00:30:39Oh, man, we're back on SmackDown with live coverage of what could be Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:30:55And to be honest with you, I told you so, Michael.

00:30:58And I'm not that happy about it because this could be trouble for a lot of people.

00:31:04I guarantee you that Austin's gonna be up.

00:31:07Wait a minute.

00:31:08Oh, the joy of Christian.

00:31:11Christian!

00:31:12Don't forget my bags.

00:31:14Mr. Christian?

00:31:16What?

00:31:17Can I have your autograph?

00:31:21No.

00:31:27Well...

00:31:29Well, it's a big show.

00:31:32Christian, you've been rid of my little champion.

00:31:34You've got an autograph for God's sake.

00:31:37It's nice to see that Christian's finally has a winner's attitude.

00:31:40Yeah.

00:31:41Yeah.

00:31:42Yeah.

00:31:43Yeah.

00:31:44Yeah.

00:31:45Yeah.

00:31:46Yeah.

00:31:47Yeah.

00:31:48Yeah.

00:31:49Yeah.

00:31:50Yeah.

00:31:51Yeah.

00:31:52Yeah.

00:31:54Yeah.

00:31:56Yeah.

00:31:58Yeah.

00:32:00Yeah.

00:32:03Yeah.

00:32:05What is in that heat cup that Regal keeps drinking from?

00:32:10A 500-pound man against the Cruiserweight and Light Heavyweight Champion?

00:32:17This show is 300 pounds away from the Cruiserweight division.

00:32:21Big and company to the ring by Albert, laying in at 222 pounds.

00:32:26He is the World Wrestling Federation Light Heavyweight Champion and the WCW Cruiserweight Champion, X-Pac.

00:32:33Well, X-Pac wisely not coming alone, 350 pounds of Albert, but hey, X-Pac's been going around complaining.

00:32:40He has no competition, no TV time, no respect call, so he's ticked off Commissioner Regal.

00:32:46Well, Regal gave him some competition here tonight.

00:32:51It's Devin 2, 500 pounds at the Big Show against the Light Heavyweight and Cruiserweight Champion.

00:32:57I mean, hey, I understand the validity of your argument, and I know that X-Pac likes to complain a lot,

00:33:02but this is no way to address the man's concern.

00:33:07What kind of commissioner is William Regal?

00:33:11How fair is this?

00:33:12Well, how fair is that Albert's over the apron of the ring and allowing X-Pac to go to work on Big Show

00:33:16from behind those chops barely moving this monster?

00:33:20Look out.

00:33:22Big Show is angered, and he's treating X-Pac like a gnat.

00:33:26As he hits him with that big chop in the corner, and what a feel it took's the ring.

00:33:31It's a strength in Big Show.

00:33:33I don't even know sometimes if he knows his own strength.

00:33:36Shots to the gut.

00:33:37I hope you're enjoying this match, because this match is going to stop abruptly,

00:33:41and Stone Cold Steve Austin shows up, which he might do at any moment.

00:33:46Check that out, the strength of a Big Show across the next clock and across the ring.

00:33:51I agree with you, Paul.

00:33:52If Stone Cold Steve Austin shows up here tonight, unpredictable, dangerous,

00:33:56by the Big Show knocking Albert down, and Big Show up over the top rope,

00:34:02and X-Factor could be in a world of trouble here.

00:34:04Not even I like to see a WWF mismatch quite like this.

00:34:10Oh, that's up over the top rope.

00:34:12Come on, now.

00:34:13Albert from behind.

00:34:14This match has turned into a two-on-one affair.

00:34:18And if X-Factor forgot, it was supposed to be X-Pac and Big Show one-on-one.

00:34:25Here's the cover by X-Pac.

00:34:26And look out, Big Show kicks out before the count of three with authority.

00:34:30And maybe X-Pac wouldn't be in this predicament

00:34:31if he wasn't in Commissioner Regal's office, trashing it,

00:34:35making fun of the commissioner, disrespecting the commissioner

00:34:38like he did on Raw Monday night.

00:34:39What an upset we're about to see.

00:34:41Look at X-Pac, take the fight to the Big Show.

00:34:43Yeah, look at the Big Show.

00:34:44Take the fight.

00:34:45Wait a minute.

00:34:45X-Pac with a shot to the sternum of the Big Show

00:34:48and a drop kick to the side of the head.

00:34:49The Big Show's down.

00:34:50X-Pac has knocked the Big Show down.

00:34:53To use the old cliche, can David slay Goliath?

00:34:56Perhaps X-Pac to the Bronco Buster

00:34:58and caught by one hand by the Big Show.

00:35:01And what is Albert doing?

00:35:03Albert with that gold in his hand and he paid for it.

00:35:07And X-Pac went for the spinning heel kick.

00:35:10And what a shot swear with authority.

00:35:13You can feel the impact.

00:35:15The Big Show wins.

00:35:16Yeah.

00:35:18But he doesn't realize what's behind him.

00:35:21Look at this ball.

00:35:22Yeah.

00:35:23Albert stuck in the Big Show.

00:35:25And what a kick to the face.

00:35:26Well, I hope the commissioner's happy

00:35:29because he brought about this attack by Albert.

00:35:33And here comes Spike, Big Show's partner.

00:35:36The Little Show into the ring.

00:35:40The Dudley goal to Albert.

00:35:43And X-Pac with a title.

00:35:45The gold to the face of Spike Dudley.

00:35:48And X-Factor has left Spike Dudley and the Big Show

00:35:53laying in the ring.

00:35:57Look at that.

00:35:58The Big Show and the Little Matinee.

00:36:01Everything's together.

00:36:04Well, X-Pac

00:36:05And Albert made their mark

00:36:10on Spike Dudley and the Big Show here tonight.

00:36:13And they put a mark right across the bridge in his nose.

00:36:15Hey, Rob.

00:36:17Hey, Steph.

00:36:19I might want to try knocking that stuff.

00:36:21Okay.

00:36:22Um, listen, Rob.

00:36:23I wanted you to understand something.

00:36:25I have a philosophy.

00:36:27I believe that once is not enough.

00:36:30Yeah.

00:36:31I heard that about you.

00:36:32And that's why tonight

00:36:35I had the rematch made

00:36:36between you and Chris Jericho

00:36:38for the hardcore title.

00:36:39And just like at Unforgiven,

00:36:41I'm going to be right by your side.

00:36:44Look, thanks, Steph.

00:36:46But after what happened on Monday,

00:36:48don't do me any favors.

00:36:53I happen to be very good at doing favors.

00:36:58Well, up next,

00:36:59Bill Cruz did battered

00:37:00from their unforgettable match

00:37:01and Unforgiven.

00:37:02Y2J and RBD get at it again.

00:37:05The hardcore title at stake.

00:37:08And it is next.

00:37:15Hey, Rob.

00:37:19What's up, my man?

00:37:20Thank you, Mike.

00:37:21Hey, I heard you and I are going to be teammates for you.

00:37:24That's right.

00:37:25Who would have ever thought

00:37:26that the WWF champion

00:37:27and the WCW champion

00:37:29will be teaming up

00:37:30in the same night

00:37:31at the same time

00:37:32against the WWF tag team champions, no less?

00:37:36Honestly say,

00:37:37never, ever thought I'd team up.

00:37:38Unbelievable.

00:37:39I know.

00:37:39Never ever thought.

00:37:39Hey, by the way,

00:37:40congratulations.

00:37:43I told you once already,

00:37:43but again, congrats.

00:37:45Thanks, Rob.

00:37:45That means a lot.

00:37:46It's a great thing.

00:37:47Hey, you know,

00:37:47after tonight,

00:37:49after we kicked the Dudley's butts,

00:37:51I was thinking, you know,

00:37:52maybe you and I, we celebrate.

00:37:53You know, hang out.

00:37:53And I know the perfect place to go.

00:37:57It has exactly what you need,

00:37:59exactly what you want,

00:38:01exactly what The Rock loves.

00:38:05Tell The Rock.

00:38:06It's brutal.

00:38:09You know, I...

00:38:09Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:38:11Whoa.

00:38:12Kurt, let The Rock,

00:38:14Kurt, let The Rock clarify something

00:38:16extremely important right here and now.

00:38:18You talk about it all the time.

00:38:19The Rock talks about it all the time.

00:38:20Let The Rock clarify something to you right now.

00:38:22Listen, The Rock loves pie.

00:38:26Yeah, I heard you talk about that.

00:38:28Pie.

00:38:28The Rock loves pie.

00:38:29All different types of flavors.

00:38:31Big pie, little pie.

00:38:32Chocolate pie, vanilla pie.

00:38:35Peanut butter pie.

00:38:37Oh, that's good.

00:38:37You ever tried peanut butter pie?

00:38:38I did.

00:38:39I like it, yeah.

00:38:40Peanut butter pie.

00:38:41Common theme,

00:38:42the bottom line is pie.

00:38:45The Rock loves pie.

00:38:46I got you.

00:38:46The Rock has the people's strudel,

00:38:48but The Rock loves pie.

00:38:50You know what?

00:38:52Pie, strudel.

00:38:53It's all pastry, right?

00:38:55You know what goes great with pastry?

00:38:57What's that?

00:38:58Milk.

00:39:00And I'm not talking about the little cartons, you know?

00:39:02Right.

00:39:03I'm talking about the great big jugs of milk.

00:39:06The giant ones.

00:39:07Humongous.

00:39:08Humongous.

00:39:09So wholesome and fresh.

00:39:11Tell The Rock.

00:39:12Makes you feel like a million bucks.

00:39:14Million bucks?

00:39:15Damn.

00:39:15Yeah.

00:39:16You know, I don't know about you, but I'm pretty thirsty.

00:39:19Oh, The Rock is thirsty.

00:39:20No, I'm gonna go to the cafeteria, and I'm gonna grab the first two jugs I see.

00:39:25I'll be right back.

00:39:26In the cafeteria?

00:39:27Yeah.

00:39:28You bet.

00:39:28Go get them jugs, Kurt.

00:39:36Well, we're back on SmackDown, but what's this?

00:39:39It's The Billion Dollar Princess with The Trillion Dollar Body.

00:39:44What the ECW owner wants to do, the ECW owner shall do.

00:39:55Ladies and gentlemen, the owner of the ECW, Stephanie McMahon Coonsley.

00:40:01You know, somebody should have asked Vince McMahon a long time ago, did Daddy's Little Girl ever listen?

00:40:06No.

00:40:06Stephanie does what Stephanie wants to do.

00:40:09And Stephanie wants to come out here, and therefore Stephanie will be out here.

00:40:13What do you do to tell Stephanie to lead if you don't want her out here?

00:40:18I'm not gonna tell Stephanie anything, because she makes her way out here to ringside, getting set for RVD versus Y2 Day.

00:40:24Well, Stephanie's gonna apparently join us here at ringside, and what are you doing?

00:40:30Stop grottling all over her.

00:40:34That's them.

00:40:35Thank you for turning her.

00:40:38Stephanie McMahon Helmpley, co-owner of the Alliance, since we're joining us here tonight on SmackDown.

00:40:42Yes, well, uh, it's my right to be here, and I wanted to be here, so...

00:40:46But RVD...

00:40:47You're welcome.

00:40:48He's just as bad as JR.

00:40:51Nobody's as bad as JR.

00:40:53That's true.

00:40:55Stephanie, with all due respect, Rob Van Damme...

00:40:56Here he is!

00:40:57Bad ass, can you stay in the back, not really?

00:41:00Well, with all due respect, Michael, Rob Van Damme doesn't own the Alliance.

00:41:03I do.

00:41:04And it is for the WWF Hardcore Championship.

00:41:09All right.

00:41:10The ring representing the Alliance, weighing in at 235 pounds, is the Hardcore Champion, Rob Van Damme!

00:41:20And what a spectacular performance at Unforgiven by Rob Van Damme!

00:41:24This is a rematch of that big, hardcore match of this past Sunday night.

00:41:33It's Rob Van Damme, and that's right.

00:41:35And you're going to see another spectacular performance tonight.

00:41:38That's by Chris Jericho!

00:41:39No, by Rob Van Damme.

00:41:41Who will once again defeat Chris Jericho.

00:41:44And the general jericho won a great minute to the play in the next corner is Chris Jericho.

00:42:03Chris Jericho!

00:42:05Chris Jericho with stitches over his right eye.

00:42:08Just a sign of how physical that hardcore matchup was with RBD.

00:42:12This past Sunday night are Unforgiven.

00:42:16Hardcore title on the line here tonight.

00:42:18No Holds Barred, Falls Count Anywhere.

00:42:20And Rob Van Damme and asked Stephanie not to come out here,

00:42:23but Stephanie has joined us at ringside for commentary.

00:42:26Why aren't you observing?

00:42:29Wow!

00:42:29You've noticed the woman sitting through seats down to your right.

00:42:33I never knew that you even noticed women, Michael!

00:42:36Well, here we go.

00:42:37No Holds Barred.

00:42:37How can you not notice me, Paul?

00:42:39I noticed you, Stephanie.

00:42:41Falls Count Anywhere.

00:42:42And Stephanie, are you out here because of your interest in RBD

00:42:45or your intense hatred of Chris Jericho?

00:42:49Well, it'll probably be my interest in seeing Chris Jericho get his butt kicked once again.

00:42:54Hardcore title on the line in this matchup

00:42:57as Chris Jericho starts things off against RBD.

00:43:01You know, Stephanie, you claim that RBD would be a great alliance leader.

00:43:05What do you see?

00:43:06What kind of leadership qualities do you see in Rob Van Damme?

00:43:08Well, obviously, Rob Van Damme is an incredible leader.

00:43:11I mean, look at what Rob Van Damme does in the ring.

00:43:13Look at how the alliance members have been coming to Rob Van Damme.

00:43:16Hey, how many people do you know can soil Chris Jericho's move?

00:43:20I mean, Chris Jericho always comes out here joking around, insulting everyone in sight.

00:43:26Including me.

00:43:27And Chris Jericho had nothing to say because he got shut off by Rob Van Damme Sunday at Unforgiven.

00:43:34Well, thanks, of course, to Stephanie as Jericho goes for some retribution here tonight.

00:43:39Stephanie, you talk about Rob Van Damme perhaps being a great alliance leader.

00:43:41Does that mean that maybe you've lost faith in Stone Cold Steve Austin, who we haven't seen since Sunday at Unforgiven?

00:43:47I haven't lost faith in anyone.

00:43:48I just have incredible faith in Rob Van Damme, especially after everything that Rob Van Damme has done.

00:43:55Wow.

00:43:56Rob Van Damme bent in half.

00:43:57Jericho into the cover.

00:43:58Could have a new hardcore champion.

00:44:00No.

00:44:00Rob Van Damme just kicked out before the count of three.

00:44:03Rob Van Damme always kicks out.

00:44:06Rob Van Damme is going to defeat Chris Jericho just like he did at Unforgiven.

00:44:09And I wanted to see it ringside.

00:44:12Has anybody told you what a great articulate commentary you provide, Stephanie?

00:44:16Oh, what a shout.

00:44:17RBD.

00:44:19You know, Stephanie, there's speculation that perhaps your interest in RBD is a little bit more than just business.

00:44:25What are you trying to imply, Michael?

00:44:27Well, just speculation that perhaps it's more than just a business relationship with you and RBD.

00:44:32Like what?

00:44:33Well, you know.

00:44:34Like, are we friends?

00:44:35Well, maybe a little more than friends.

00:44:37Why don't you try to call the match, Mr. Announcer?

00:44:38Oh, look out now.

00:44:40RBD in trouble and that's off the barricade.

00:44:43Face first goes Rob Van Damme and Chris Jericho in control of this hardcore matchup.

00:44:49And it's all legal on the outside of the ring.

00:44:52No disqualification.

00:44:53No stopout.

00:44:55Don't go countout.

00:44:56No stopout for any reason.

00:44:58And everything is legal.

00:45:00Fall count anywhere in a hardcore match.

00:45:02Yeah, including ladders legal as well.

00:45:04And the hardcore champion, Rob Van Damme, in all kinds of trouble.

00:45:08Jericho.

00:45:08Look out, Rob.

00:45:09Let him hit the forehead of RBD.

00:45:12And Chris Jericho lay it out, RBD at ringside.

00:45:16Jericho, look at that.

00:45:18You know, Michael, just because you don't have any love life at home doesn't mean that I am with anybody else besides my husband.

00:45:26And Jericho with a shot.

00:45:28And Chris Jericho in total control.

00:45:33Jericho trying to bring the hardcore title back to the World Wrestling Federation here tonight on SmackDown.

00:45:38What a great night for the Alliance.

00:45:40What a great night for the Alliance.

00:45:40Taker and Kane lose the WCW 10 team titles.

00:45:44And now Y2J is gonna get kicked.

00:45:47Kidneys into the Ladder.

00:45:51The Impact.

00:45:52And it's all legal.

00:45:53Hardcore rules.

00:45:55Hardcore title up for grabs.

00:45:56Jericho cover.

00:45:57Hook to the leg.

00:45:58He's got it.

00:45:58No.

00:45:59But look at the toughness of RBD, the Lord of the Hardcore, the King of Extreme.

00:46:05And I'll give Jericho credit.

00:46:07Not to who misses Nick.

00:46:09Look how Jericho drives Van Damme into the Ladder.

00:46:12But Rob Van Damme gets the shoulder up.

00:46:16Well, you're right, Paul.

00:46:17Rob Van Damme is hardcore.

00:46:19Rob Van Damme is more than hardcore.

00:46:21He's a natural-born leader.

00:46:23Look at that.

00:46:24Jericho face first off the Ladder.

00:46:26And RBD, the Hardcore champion, gonna use the Ladder now to his advantage.

00:46:33Here it comes.

00:46:34Let's go Rob.

00:46:34Oh, look out.

00:46:35Rolling Thunder.

00:46:36Oh!

00:46:37Across the ladder.

00:46:39RBD.

00:46:41RBD hurting himself just as much as he did Jericho, I think.

00:46:45Well, that's what it takes to be a true competitor.

00:46:47You gotta put your body on the line.

00:46:48Check this out.

00:46:49Here it comes.

00:46:50One, two, three.

00:46:52Oh, no.

00:46:53Jericho just got the shoulder up.

00:46:55So close for Rob Van Damme.

00:46:59Can you imagine that impact?

00:47:00Oh, I'm sure can.

00:47:02I've been seeing you in a year.

00:47:04I've been singing Rob Van Damme's praises before you would ever even acknowledge that the man was the greatest hardcore competitor of all time, Michael.

00:47:12Well, RBD with that steel chair in the ring.

00:47:16Jericho into the corner.

00:47:17Here comes RBD.

00:47:19What's this?

00:47:20Oh, look out.

00:47:20Jericho back first into the chair.

00:47:22You know, that's another thing about Rob.

00:47:24He's just so creative in the ring.

00:47:26Yeah, very unorthodox style.

00:47:27Hard to combat.

00:47:29A little spin.

00:47:30Leg drop to the sternum.

00:47:32And RBD is in firm control now.

00:47:33RBD going up to the top row.

00:47:36And no one comes off the top row.

00:47:40Well, he did that time thanks to Jericho.

00:47:42And RBD going to be singing a higher tune as Chris Jericho is in control of the hardcore champion.

00:47:48Look at the desperation of Chris Jericho.

00:47:51Definitely trying to put away Rob Van Damme.

00:47:54A dangerous area here.

00:47:55Hardcore title on the line.

00:47:57RBD trying to battle back.

00:47:58Shot to the pace of Jericho.

00:48:00Knocked down.

00:48:03Top row.

00:48:04Hand down.

00:48:05Right into it.

00:48:06Look out, Wiles and Jericho.

00:48:08Where the heck's Stephanie going?

00:48:10Wiles and Jericho, this is over.

00:48:12We have a new hardcore champion.

00:48:13Stephanie with a chair.

00:48:15Hey, Jericho.

00:48:16A handhold.

00:48:18Wiles and Jericho have Stephanie.

00:48:20Wiles on Stephanie.

00:48:21Stephanie's tapping in a shot by the chops.

00:48:23By RBD.

00:48:25Rob Van Damme just protected his boss.

00:48:27And I don't believe him.

00:48:28And here's the cover and a kick out by Jericho.

00:48:31Jericho just kicking out before a count of three.

00:48:33How can Chris Jericho justify putting his hands on the Billion Dollar Princess?

00:48:39She got into the ring.

00:48:40She interfered.

00:48:43Rob Van Damme.

00:48:44Oh my God.

00:48:46Off the referee.

00:48:47Off Stephanie.

00:48:48Stephanie's down.

00:48:49The referee's down.

00:48:50Rob Van Damme's down.

00:48:53A bulldog to the steel chair.

00:48:56And Chris Jericho leaving carnage.

00:48:58Hardcore title within his grasp.

00:49:01Look out.

00:49:02The lion's up.

00:49:03I cannot believe that Stephanie is down in the ring.

00:49:07Michael, do something.

00:49:08RBD's down too, but so's the referee.

00:49:10Jericho's got the hardcore title won.

00:49:13Right here.

00:49:14Right now.

00:49:14Who cares the Billion Dollar Princess has been knocked unconscious?

00:49:19Chris Jericho had the hardcore title in his grasp.

00:49:23Jericho trying to revive the referee.

00:49:25Poor Stephanie.

00:49:26Rob Van Damme.

00:49:27Oh no!

00:49:27Rob Van Damme bouncing off the-

00:49:30Jericho did that deliberately.

00:49:31Will you please admit it?

00:49:34Jericho did that.

00:49:35He's a vigilante, this man.

00:49:37He didn't do anything deliberately.

00:49:38There's a hardcore match going on in the middle of the ring.

00:49:40Paul, if you didn't see it.

00:49:42It's Stephanie got herself involved in it.

00:49:44Could somebody please assist Stephanie out of the ring?

00:49:47Chris Jericho off the ropes.

00:49:48Look at this.

00:49:48Oh my God.

00:49:49Oh my God.

00:49:51Oh my God.

00:49:53There's no disqualification in this matchup.

00:49:55Stephanie legally in there.

00:49:56She got involved in the match, Paul.

00:49:58Oh, look out.

00:49:59Van Damme-nator, Van Damme-nator from Rob Van Damme.

00:50:04Jericho may be out.

00:50:06Here's the cover.

00:50:09And R.B.D. got him retaining the hardcore title.

00:50:15Here is your winner and still World Wrestling Federation hardcore champion, Rob Van Damme.

00:50:22Look at Paul Heyman and the rest of the Lions sucking up to Stephanie.

00:50:26Sucking up to their boss, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley.

00:50:30I hate to say it, but Stephanie got exactly what she deserved.

00:50:35She got what she deserved.

00:50:37Stephanie got involved in a hardcore match.

00:50:41Hey, you get in the middle of things and you're going to get hurt.

00:50:44And that's what happened to Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley as R.B.D. retains the hardcore title.

00:50:49That got smacked down.

00:50:58And as much as I hate to say it, Paul, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley got exactly what she deserved.

00:51:02She had absolutely no business getting involved in a hardcore match.

00:51:06If you put yourself in the battle, you're going to get hurt.

00:51:09I'm torn between my responsibility to be out here and call this action.

00:51:15And my obligation to be in the back and check on one of the finest young women I've ever met in my life.

00:51:21And before Y2J can recover, Rob Van Damme delivering the Van Damme-inator and retaining a hardcore title.

00:51:29My chest and my back, okay, my chest and my back.

00:51:34Don't you understand what it goes on my chest or on my back, dumb...

00:51:39Just do something, Chris.

00:51:41No, what's the matter with you guys?

00:51:42Get the way out of here.

00:51:44Get out of here.

00:51:46Get out.

00:51:46Get out of here.

00:51:48You are so brave.

00:51:49I need some water.

00:51:50Go get her water.

00:51:51Get her water.

00:51:51Come on.

00:51:52We got water.

00:51:53We got water.

00:51:53I got water.

00:51:54I got water.

00:51:54Water.

00:51:55You're not going to give me a glass?

00:51:57Stupid.

00:51:57Go get a glass.

00:51:58Get me a glass, Chuck.

00:52:00Get a glass.

00:52:01What a water is that.

00:52:03Shake it up, Ms. Bubba.

00:52:05Don't go.

00:52:05Aspirin, please.

00:52:06Aspirin and water.

00:52:07Where's the glass?

00:52:08Hugo, make sure that he's got the glass, okay?

00:52:10I didn't even know where he was at.

00:52:11No.

00:52:12Mike, get me a specialist.

00:52:14I need a specialist.

00:52:15I'll get one.

00:52:16I'll get one.

00:52:28I know what you've been thinking.

00:52:35You've been wondering, how can DDP help me like me?

00:52:44Well, I'm going to show you.

00:52:46You see, I'm going to get in your head, and you are going to get in mine.

00:52:53You're going to see why DDP has never had a bad day in his life.

00:53:04If you saw ones, but that's not a bad thing.

00:53:05That's a good thing.

00:53:06Why?

00:53:11Because that means I did the very best job I could in the ring that night.

00:53:15And you're going to see, just like me, DDP, that I like me.

00:53:23You like me.

00:53:26And I'm going to help you like you.

00:53:36See, you have to understand, I am the intercontinental champion.

00:53:42I can't have people touching me, especially not children.

00:53:46Hey, this is what I'm talking about.

00:53:48Pay attention.

00:53:49What are you looking at?

00:53:51What?

00:53:52Bitch.

00:53:53What's up?

00:53:54Hey, brother.

00:53:55You wrestling tonight?

00:53:56No, no, I'm not here to wrestle tonight.

00:53:58See the trainer?

00:54:00No, no, I'm not here to see the trainer either.

00:54:02What are you doing here?

00:54:04Well, you know my little brother Christian?

00:54:06You know the guy who wears those stupid-looking sunglasses and that obnoxious furry hat?

00:54:11Yeah, I know him.

00:54:12Well, I'm not going to leave this arena until I find him and make every inch of his body look exactly like this.

00:54:23Now, it may take a little while, but I think I'm up for it.

00:54:32I got to go.

00:54:33I got to go.

00:54:33Let me be a wise move for dear brother Christian, but still to come tonight, history will be made.

00:54:39WCW champ, The Rock, teams with WWF champ, Kurt Angle.

00:54:43They meet the Dudley boys tonight.

00:54:45And now, the WWF Boot of the Week, brought to you by Lugged.

00:54:51Feel the beat in the newest boots, shoes, and athletics.

00:54:53All from Lugged.

00:54:54The boots and shoes with an attitude.

00:54:57All right to the temple.

00:54:58Oh, my goodness.

00:55:00Basic people trying to lip-block.

00:55:02But Tajiri, Tori didn't like it.

00:55:04Tori slapping Stacy Keaton.

00:55:05Here on the outside.

00:55:07Tajiri signaled to the referee that he's had enough.

00:55:11A little problem in the alliance with the ladies.

00:55:14Get the attitude.

00:55:16Get Lugged.

00:55:16Yeah.

00:55:18Well, Paul, that story will play out this Sunday night, live on Sunday Night Heat.

00:55:22Taz teams with Stacy to meet Tajiri and Tori.

00:55:25Stacy and Tori against each other in the same ring, at the same time, Sunday on Heat.

00:55:33Yes!

00:55:37Yeah.

00:55:41I need protection.

00:55:42Where's your partner?

00:55:43That's none of your damn business now, is it?

00:55:45I said I need protection.

00:55:47Protection?

00:55:48You expect me to protect you after what you did to your brother?

00:55:52My money's just as good as anyone else's.

00:55:54The hell it is!

00:55:56You're going to need protection.

00:55:57You're going to need protection from your brother and from me.

00:56:00I could whoop you a little narrow ass right here in my office.

00:56:03But all of a sudden, I feel like fighting.

00:56:05I think I'm going to go visit Commissioner Regal and get me an Intercontinental Champion

00:56:08Stantano match tonight.

00:56:10Because your ass sure don't deserve to be champion.

00:56:12Of nothing.

00:56:13I'll see your ass out there.

00:56:18What is going on?

00:56:20Well, it hasn't been a good night for Christian.

00:56:22His brother, Ed, is moving around the building.

00:56:24And now, he's kicked Bradshaw off.

00:56:30The Golden Warriors contest is given over one fall.

00:56:33Roach in the ring, Molly Hulley.

00:56:37Molly trying to keep her chin up, put her best face on, despite the fact that her boyfriend,

00:56:41Spike was laid out by X-Factor earlier tonight.

00:56:44Well, here you see Spike picking a fight with the foil of misery, Albert.

00:56:48But X-Factor, wham, with the title right across the face of Spike.

00:56:53Spike should never have picked a fight with X-Factor.

00:56:57Representing the alliance, Ivory.

00:57:00Well, The Undertaker and Kane losing the WCW Tag Team title.

00:57:04And they left the building with their tails right between their legs.

00:57:07Do you know why?

00:57:09Well, why?

00:57:10Because they got beat by the new WCW Tag Team Champions, Test and the Book.

00:57:18Come on, they were screwed by Shane McMahon and his henchmen.

00:57:21And now Shane, Test and the Book are out partying somewhere.

00:57:24And Dayton, and maybe the other Undertaker out there looking for him.

00:57:27You ever think of that?

00:57:28No, I did not think of that.

00:57:29I'll tell you something else.

00:57:31My sources tell me that Stone Cold Steve Austin's arrival just may be imminent.

00:57:37That could be one of the worst scenes we've ever witnessed on SmackDown or here in the WWF.

00:57:42If it happens as Molly goes to work on Ivory, that WWF title, Paul, meant everything to Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:57:47Borderline obsession, compulsion for Stone Cold.

00:57:51Don't sit here and tell me that it meant everything to Stone Cold Steve Austin.

00:57:55The WWF title meant everything to Steve Austin to the point where it was his life.

00:58:00His whole life was about the WWF title.

00:58:03He was violated.

00:58:05Austin was violated by the WWF.

00:58:08Austin was violated by Kurt Angle.

00:58:10It was an honest mistake by Earl Hebner.

00:58:12How many times can Hebner screw someone out of the title in the better interest of the WWF?

00:58:20Ivory dropping the leg.

00:58:21Here's the cover on Molly.

00:58:22Hook of the leg.

00:58:23Kick out.

00:58:24If I were Ivory and Molly, I would end this match and get the hell out of Dodge.

00:58:29Because when Stone Cold Steve Austin shows up in this arena, every single person that is here tonight is in danger, including me, which is when when Austin shows up, I'm getting out of here.

00:58:43Well, Ivory working on the arm of Molly.

00:58:45She's trying to end this match up.

00:58:46Molly, of course, has been poured in, retreated by the Hurricane to be a sidekick.

00:58:51What up with that?

00:58:53Maybe Ivory can beat some sense into Molly.

00:58:55Well, here's the cover.

00:58:55Hook of the leg on Molly.

00:58:57And a kick out by the stingy Molly.

00:59:00I mean, Molly has a chance to be sweet Molly purebred.

00:59:03She gets to hang out with a real-life superhero.

00:59:06And she hasn't accepted the offer yet.

00:59:08Look out.

00:59:09Ivory.

00:59:10Look it out.

00:59:10And Molly turned that offer down flat, Paul.

00:59:12And you know that as well as I do.

00:59:14And Molly is flattening Ivory in this match up.

00:59:16First of all, don't tell me what I know.

00:59:18Secondly, here's what I do know.

00:59:20And Storm Cold Steve Austin is justified in his anger.

00:59:25He's an irrational man with a violent temper.

00:59:27He's a lunatic.

00:59:28Right.

00:59:28He's a psychotic.

00:59:29And he's justified now.

00:59:31Molly and Ivory double headbutt, a collision in the middle of the ring.

00:59:35And both Molly and Ivory are down.

00:59:38Dude.

00:59:39You can hear those heads cracking throughout this arena.

00:59:42And Ivory, which woman will get to her feet first?

00:59:46Ivory trying to shake out the cobwebs.

00:59:48Here comes Ivory.

00:59:49Into a cover.

00:59:50One, two, three.

00:59:52It's over.

00:59:52It's up to win.

00:59:54Both women running at the middle of the ring.

00:59:55Ivory recovers first.

00:59:56Here's your winner, Ivory.

00:59:58Molly, I was still down.

01:00:00He has a move ball.

01:00:02Reperee can serve.

01:00:05Wait a minute.

01:00:06It's a hurricane.

01:00:07What the hell is he doing out here?

01:00:09He's here to save the day.

01:00:11He's not a doctor.

01:00:12They had a trainer out there to look at Molly.

01:00:14The hurricane is here to save the day.

01:00:17Don't worry about anything, Michael.

01:00:19The hurricane is here.

01:00:21The hurricane is not a doctor.

01:00:23And Molly needs to see a doctor.

01:00:24The hurricane doesn't need to be a doctor.

01:00:27The hurricane is a superhero.

01:00:28Look at this.

01:00:29Now this, I got to admit, I feel bad for Molly.

01:00:32Wow.

01:00:33Their heads collided.

01:00:34Molly's down.

01:00:35She's out.

01:00:36She's not moving.

01:00:38And down came the hurricane.

01:00:40Why?

01:00:41Because the man is a true light.

01:00:43Don't roll your eyes at me.

01:00:45He's a nut.

01:00:45He's not a nut.

01:00:46He's a superhero.

01:00:48Well, this superhero is carrying Molly.

01:00:51And where the hell is he taking her?

01:00:53That's what I want to know.

01:00:54Molly needs medical help.

01:00:56You saw Ivory's head bouncing off her temple.

01:00:58I don't want to know where a hurricane's taking her.

01:01:00Behold, the hurricycle.

01:01:08The hurricycle?

01:01:10Well, of course, the...

01:01:11And da-da-da!

01:01:12He's the hurricane.

01:01:14And now he's going to risk the damsel in distress

01:01:17and take her to where she can be properly, uh...

01:01:21de-damsel-eyed.

01:01:22She needs an ambulance, not an impura-cycle.

01:01:25Is that a hurricycle?

01:01:26SmackDown in Dayton, Ohio.

01:01:31And coming up in moments,

01:01:32The Rock and Trot Angle versus the Dudley Boys

01:01:34with the WWF Tag Team title on the line.

01:01:39Why are you always yelling?

01:01:40Subway presents No Mercy Live

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01:01:46Fresh-made sandwiches on fresh-baked bread.

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01:01:51See?

01:01:51Gotta be nice, calm, mellow.

01:01:54Hey, what?

01:01:56I couldn't find a jug in there.

01:01:58But you know what?

01:01:58I have something better.

01:02:00Better than the jugs?

01:02:01My book.

01:02:02For you.

01:02:03You got a book?

01:02:04Yeah, yeah.

01:02:05Congratulations.

01:02:05It's true, it's true.

01:02:07Hey, you know what?

01:02:08You should write a book.

01:02:09You have a lot to talk about, Rock.

01:02:11Oh, really?

01:02:11Oh, yeah, a lot.

01:02:13All right, well, just let The Rock tell you.

01:02:14The Rock already wrote a book.

01:02:15It's called The Rock Says, number one bestseller.

01:02:17Number one.

01:02:18New York Times.

01:02:19Hey, one day, The Rock smells it.

01:02:21I hope so.

01:02:22Could be you.

01:02:23Hey, hey, Rock, Rock, you should read chapter 14.

01:02:25It's the best chapter in the book.

01:02:27Why is that?

01:02:28That was the best match of my life.

01:02:30I'm talking the WWF title match against you at No Mercy.

01:02:33When I pinned you, I mean, you should see what I have in there.

01:02:38Is that right?

01:02:38Wow, it was a great feeling.

01:02:40Yeah, wow, wow.

01:02:40Best match.

01:02:41Well, let The Rock ask you something.

01:02:43Where in this book is a chapter, probably two chapters, maybe even three, is when The Rock beat you for the WWF title.

01:02:52Is that in here?

01:02:53You know, it wasn't that exciting.

01:02:55A little paragraph.

01:02:56A little paragraph?

01:02:57Yeah.

01:02:57I didn't think that people would want to read about that.

01:02:59Once I'd like to read about that.

01:03:00Don't you remember that night, Kurt Angle?

01:03:02No way out.

01:03:03Las Vegas.

01:03:05Big city, bright lights.

01:03:08All right, well, I'll tell you what, guys.

01:03:16It's time to lay the smack down.

01:03:18Let's do it.

01:03:21I'll tell you one thing, Paul, The Rock and Kurt Angle bring that chemistry to the ring.

01:03:25Here tonight, the Dudley boys are in a world of trouble.

01:03:31Boom!

01:03:32Guns is scheduled for a one fall, and it's won a World Wrestling Federation Intercontinental Championship.

01:03:39In the ring to challenge you on the ABA, weighing it at 305 pounds, Bradshaw.

01:03:46Christian thought he was in a physical battle, and I forget that he ain't seen nothing yet,

01:03:50because Bradshaw's ready for a fight.

01:03:52Christian, Christian, at last, you're on your own.

01:04:00Now, here is some fabulous music.

01:04:07Christian, Christian, hey, hey, hey.

01:04:11Bradshaw wasted little time going to work on the Intercontinental Champion, Christian.

01:04:16I'll tell you, earlier tonight, Christian running scared because his brother Ed showed up.

01:04:20And I'll tell you, he went to the ABA for protection, and all he's going to get is a butt-whooping.

01:04:24Another bad decision by the crooked commissioner, William Regal.

01:04:28Bradshaw has no respect for Christian, no respect for the Intercontinental title,

01:04:33and worst of all, no respect for Aqua.

01:04:37Well, Christian has no respect for anybody, especially his brother, Ed,

01:04:40as Bradshaw hooked to the leg, Intercontinental title on the line.

01:04:43If there's anything I hate, it's a loud-mouthed, beer-swilling Texan.

01:04:47Are you talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin?

01:04:49Hell no, I'm not.

01:04:51What is wrong with you, man?

01:04:52I'm talking about Bradshaw.

01:04:54Why would I ever disparage Stone Cold Steve Austin, who may show up at any time?

01:05:00He won't.

01:05:01He's on his way here.

01:05:02And don't try to stir things up.

01:05:05Look out now, Bradshaw after Christian.

01:05:08What's it got to take?

01:05:09Stone Cold, I think, is already riled on call.

01:05:12I mean, you just stir in the fire a little bit more.

01:05:14And Christian in control of Bradshaw with the Intercontinental title on the line in this matchup.

01:05:21Are you done?

01:05:23Are you finished?

01:05:24Do you mind if I talk now?

01:05:25Go right ahead.

01:05:25Do you mind if I give a scoop?

01:05:27What's your scoop?

01:05:28Ladies and gentlemen, Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley has been rushed to a private medical facility.

01:05:34A limo was summoned.

01:05:35A limo?

01:05:35Other members.

01:05:36It's a limo.

01:05:37A limo was summoned.

01:05:39She was taken to a private medical facility where other members of the Alliance have gone

01:05:44with Stephanie to ensure...

01:05:45Wait a minute.

01:05:45Covered by Christian, Bradshaw, kick out.

01:05:47Don't ever interrupt me again.

01:05:49To ensure that Stephanie gets the best medical attention that her money can buy.

01:05:55And she has a lot of money to buy fine medical attention.

01:05:58I understand some of the best doctors are going to be thrown in tonight right here to date

01:06:04and attend to Stephanie.

01:06:05A limo, give me a break.

01:06:07Stephanie's going to a hospital limo before Molly's being taken to the hurricane.

01:06:12Oh, I failed to see your perspective on this, Michael.

01:06:17Molly is in perfect hands right now.

01:06:20Molly has been saved by the hurricane.

01:06:24He's got a cover on Christian.

01:06:25He's got it.

01:06:26No, Christian just kicks out.

01:06:28Wow.

01:06:29Christian.

01:06:30You know, a guy from Texas has no way to be challenging for the Intercontinental.

01:06:35And you're talking about Stone Cold Steve Austin again.

01:06:37What is with you and your obsession about Austin?

01:06:40We are trying to get under the ice, Steve.

01:06:43You will not upset me tonight.

01:06:45Do you understand me?

01:06:47Well, Bradshaw just took a big old clothesline to Christian.

01:06:50Can you imagine if Austin heard what you had to say out of context?

01:06:59Do you understand what he would do to me when he got here?

01:07:04Let me wait.

01:07:05I've been cushioning it right now.

01:07:06I have a smile like this.

01:07:07Look out.

01:07:08Bradshaw in pursuit of Christian.

01:07:09Where the hell is Christian going?

01:07:10I don't know, and I don't care.

01:07:11Stop trying to stone.

01:07:12Stop calling Steve Austin.

01:07:13You've upset me.

01:07:14And to be honest with you, you frightened me.

01:07:15Well, Christian is upset Bradshaw.

01:07:16What about right now, Christian seems to be frightened for Bradshaw.

01:07:19Bradshaw is laying it into Christian.

01:07:20The Intercontinental Tunnel on the line, but there's no rules in the WWE.

01:07:22This is not a hardcore match.

01:07:23Does Teddy Long have a referee's license to protect?

01:07:24Hey, come on, Bradshaw.

01:07:25For God's sake, man.

01:07:26Is there just anarchy here in the WWE?

01:07:28I don't care.

01:07:29I don't care.

01:07:30I don't care.

01:07:31I don't care.

01:07:32Stop trying to stone.

01:07:33Stop calling Steve Austin.

01:07:34You've upset me.

01:07:35You've upset me.

01:07:36And to be honest with you, you frightened me.

01:07:37Well, Christian is upset Bradshaw.

01:07:38For God's sake, man, is there just anarchy here in the WWF?

01:07:43What?

01:07:44Come on, Bradshaw.

01:07:45Christian just got shoved into the concrete.

01:07:47Bradshaw's beating the hell out of Christian.

01:07:49It's Bradshaw.

01:07:50I think this is more about teaching Christian a lesson.

01:07:52Come on, Bradshaw.

01:07:53I cannot believe this.

01:07:54I mean, are there no rules?

01:07:55Are there no regulations anymore?

01:07:58Paul, everybody in the world, let's go look at that.

01:08:00Shot to the gun of Bradshaw by Christian.

01:08:02Everybody in the WWE upset with the way that Christian treated his brother,

01:08:06the way that Christian treated his brother.

01:08:09Christian, please just leave.

01:08:10Get in the limo and go away.

01:08:11Finally, Christian is safe.

01:08:12He's a damn coward.

01:08:13He's running away from Bradshaw.

01:08:15The Intercontinental Champion has left the building and he's safe.

01:08:18Wait a minute.

01:08:19They're stopping.

01:08:20What the hell's going on?

01:08:23Maybe Christian has a couple of girls in there.

01:08:25You know what?

01:08:26You're the Intercontinental Champion.

01:08:28Hey, somebody's pulling Christian back into the limo.

01:08:30What the hell is going on in there?

01:08:32Whose arm was that?

01:08:33I have no idea.

01:08:36Look at Christian.

01:08:37He's coming out of the limo.

01:08:40He looks like he's seen a ghost.

01:08:42God.

01:08:43What is going on?

01:08:45What the hell are you asking me for?

01:08:48Well, who was in the limo?

01:08:49It's Edge.

01:08:50Edge, Christian's brother Edge.

01:08:52Exactly revenge on Christian.

01:08:54Good for you, Edge.

01:08:55Good for you.

01:08:56Good for you?

01:08:57There it is, my hometown of New York City.

01:09:04And the home of WWF New York hosting the Tough Enough finale tonight.

01:09:08The Tough Enough champions will be crowned.

01:09:10Who's Tough Enough?

01:09:11But it's history in the making.

01:09:12He's making an ovation for the WWE Champion, Kurt Angle.

01:09:26You know, Paul, Kurt Angle, the honorary chairman of the SmackDown Your Buck campaign, he visited the

01:09:31Ohio State University earlier this week.

01:09:32And after defeating Austin and unforgiving it, he was a champion.

01:09:33He was a champion.

01:09:34He was a champion.

01:09:35He was a champion.

01:09:36He was a champion.

01:09:37And the final line is for the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champion.

01:09:42To lead the first one, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing in at 237 pounds, is the World Wrestling

01:09:49Federation Champion, Kurt Angle.

01:09:52You know, Paul, Kurt Angle, the honorary chairman of the SmackDown Your Buck campaign,

01:09:55he visited Ohio State University earlier this week.

01:09:58And after defeating Austin and unforgiving, Angle could pick up a lot of votes.

01:10:03Oh, that's what the world needs, another dishonest politician.

01:10:07A man that accepted a victory over Stone Cold Steve Austin that he clearly, clearly did not deserve.

01:10:17You know something?

01:10:19I'm glad I won the WWF title and all.

01:10:25But the more I think about it, the more that something doesn't seem right.

01:10:30You see, one of my three eyes is integrity.

01:10:37And Stone Cold, I realized when you were tapping out at Unforgiven, that your hand, your other hand was underneath the rope.

01:10:49So Stone Cold, wherever you are, if you want this title back, if you think that I should give this title back to you, well, you can kiss my red, white and blue ass!

01:11:08Yeah!

01:11:09Woo!

01:11:10How dare he?

01:11:12How dare Kurt Angle, despairing?

01:11:13He's gonna cross Steve Austin at once!

01:11:15He's gonna cross Steve Austin at once!

01:11:17He's gonna cross Steve Austin at once!

01:11:18He's gonna cross Steve Austin at once!

01:11:20He's gonna cross Steve Austin, from Miami, Florida,

01:11:25playing at the right, so he's gonna cross,

01:11:28he's the WCW champion, oh wow!

01:11:33Yet another standing ovation!

01:11:35The proud WCW champion!

01:11:38The never-say-die promo-ball!

01:11:41Overcoming all odds!

01:11:43A handicap match at Unforgiven!

01:11:45The challenge of RBD!

01:11:47The distraction of 70, but he's rocking still!

01:11:51The WCW champion!

01:11:53So check this out, it's a historic match-up!

01:11:56The WWF champion, built here for the first time ever,

01:12:00with the WCW champion!

01:12:02What team could possibly stand up to that duo?

01:12:06The Dudley Boys!

01:12:08The Murray!

01:12:09And Demon!

01:12:10And the WWF Tag Team Titles,

01:12:13are on the line, next!

01:12:15Well, we're back on SmackDown!

01:12:20Oh, no!

01:12:21Oh, no!

01:12:22If this is Stone Cold Steve Austin,

01:12:25the only thing I'm gonna tell you, Michael,

01:12:28is that this could be one of the worst days in the history of the WWF!

01:12:34This is trouble, trouble with a capital T!

01:12:38And wouldn't it be just like Stone Cold Steve Austin, Paul,

01:12:41to show up here tonight...

01:12:43Just in time!

01:12:44...and disrupt what's gonna be a history-making match right now!

01:12:47I think Stone Cold is showing up just in time!

01:12:55And making your way to the ring,

01:12:57representing the Alliance,

01:12:58at a combined weight of 565 pounds,

01:13:02here are the World Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions,

01:13:06Robert Ray and Demon, the Dudley Boys!

01:13:10And if that is Stone Cold Steve Austin in that limo, Paul,

01:13:13he's making his way!

01:13:14And knowing the Texas Rattlesnake,

01:13:16knowing his ways,

01:13:17knowing that he's a lunatic,

01:13:19he's psychotic,

01:13:20I don't like it one damn bit!

01:13:22Well, you shouldn't like it!

01:13:24I don't like it either!

01:13:26I'm definitely afraid of the man!

01:13:28And you should be too!

01:13:31Now, the Dudley Boys winning the WWF Tag Team Title,

01:13:35just a week and a half ago,

01:13:37from The Undertaker and Kane,

01:13:39and tonight defend them

01:13:41against The Rock and Kurt Angle!

01:13:43And this is history, Paul!

01:13:44People said this would never happen!

01:13:46A WCW Champion of The Rock,

01:13:48teaming with a WWF Champion Kurt Angle,

01:13:51on the same team,

01:13:52going for Tag Team Title!

01:13:54Is that the same Undertaker and Kane,

01:13:56that lost the WCW Tag Team titles,

01:13:58earlier tonight,

01:13:59to Tested Booker T?

01:14:01Is it the same Undertaker and Kane,

01:14:03that left the building,

01:14:04with their tails between their legs?

01:14:06I'm lying to the question for you!

01:14:08Yes it is, Paul!

01:14:09What an astute commentator you are, sir!

01:14:11Oh look out!

01:14:12This reflects on Bubba Ray Dudley,

01:14:13quickly into the cover,

01:14:14hook of the leg!

01:14:15There's one!

01:14:16There's two!

01:14:17And a kick out by Bubba Ray Dudley.

01:14:18Perhaps The Undertaker and Kane

01:14:19out looking for Shane,

01:14:20tested Booker T as Kurt Angle

01:14:22comes in off the tag,

01:14:23and who will ever forget the emotion,

01:14:25the chills running down everyone's spine

01:14:28in Pittsburgh this past Sunday night.

01:14:30Kurt Angle's family in the ring,

01:14:32the tears flowing,

01:14:33the celebration,

01:14:34and Kurt Angle won the WWF Title!

01:14:37Here's the cover on Bubba Ray,

01:14:39and a kick out!

01:14:40Oh, Kurt Angle was crying,

01:14:41Kurt Angle's family was crying,

01:14:43his mama was crying,

01:14:44even JR,

01:14:45that blubbering old fool,

01:14:47was crying!

01:14:48Kurt Angle won the title!

01:14:50Kurt Angle won the title!

01:14:51Stone Cold Steve Austin,

01:14:53won't forget that night,

01:14:54and he won't forgive it either!

01:14:56Steve on Dudley and off the tag,

01:14:58the WWF Tag Team Titles are on the line,

01:15:02and the Dudley boys,

01:15:03multi-time Tag Team Champions,

01:15:05they are battle-hardened,

01:15:07and they're taking it to the rocket,

01:15:08Kurt Angle here tonight!

01:15:09Look out,

01:15:10great throw by the rock!

01:15:11I would suggest that someone

01:15:12go check who's in that limo,

01:15:14but I don't think anybody is mad enough

01:15:16to go near that limo,

01:15:18and Stone Cold Steve Austin's inside!

01:15:20Yeah, not in their right mind,

01:15:21I'll tell you that!

01:15:22You wouldn't catch me within,

01:15:23you know,

01:15:24a hundred feet of that place,

01:15:25two miles of that limo,

01:15:26as Kurt Angle slipped into the corner,

01:15:28Dr. Devon Dudley dance!

01:15:30Not in their right mind,

01:15:31not in their left mind,

01:15:32not in any mind!

01:15:33You don't wanna get close to the rattlesnake right now!

01:15:36Oh, look out,

01:15:37crossbody lateral press,

01:15:38Kurt Angle could have him!

01:15:39There's one too!

01:15:40And Devon kicks out,

01:15:41and can you imagine?

01:15:43Kurt Angle and The Rock could cap off a spectacular week,

01:15:47and what would it mean to the Alliance

01:15:49if the Dudleys lost the Tag Titles to The Rock and Kurt Angle?

01:15:52It would be a terrible blow to the Alliance,

01:15:54it would be a crippling blow to the Alliance,

01:15:57which is why the Dudley boys are here to do business for the Alliance!

01:16:03Devon Dudley all the way up top!

01:16:06Hey, Michael!

01:16:07Oh, look out!

01:16:09A blatant low blow by Devon Dudley,

01:16:12the ref didn't see it,

01:16:13and The Rock grimacing in anguish,

01:16:15in pain in the center of the ring,

01:16:17and the Dudleys are in control.

01:16:18And like a shark that smells blood,

01:16:21Bubba Ray Dudley now stalking The Rock,

01:16:24kicking his butt,

01:16:25taking his time,

01:16:27dictating the pace of the match.

01:16:29Bubba Ray Dudley,

01:16:30the Nightmare of Dudleyville,

01:16:32laying the SmackDown on The Rock!

01:16:35And here comes The Rock battling back with the right hand,

01:16:37and Bubba Ray Dudley kicked through the midsection,

01:16:40knocking The Rock down.

01:16:41The Rock has been through total hell this week,

01:16:43handicap match, and unforgiving.

01:16:45The defense of the title Monday on Raw,

01:16:47but he's taken it to Bubba Ray.

01:16:49I know the Dudley from anybody else,

01:16:51both the time ECW Tag Team.

01:16:54It could be WWE Tag Team Champions

01:16:56retaining the titles though.

01:16:57Bubba Ray and Devon could have brilliant singles careers.

01:17:00They could be exactly where The Rock and Angle are right now,

01:17:04if they wanted to be.

01:17:05Either man could challenge for the WWF or WCW title.

01:17:11Devon Dudley, hammered away on The Rock,

01:17:13the WWF Tag Team titles held by the Alliance and Dudley Boys

01:17:17are on the line in this history-making evening.

01:17:20And Devon is in control of The Rock as the fans try to come alive for the Brahma Ball.

01:17:24The only reason why the Dudley's don't go in is because they're brothers,

01:17:29they're family, like the Alliance is a family.

01:17:32And the Alliance needs the Dudley Boys as the Tag Team Champions right now.

01:17:37Kurt Angle can't wait to get in the ring.

01:17:40Bubba Ray with that smoke on his face.

01:17:42He wants to tag as Bubba Devon.

01:17:44Can The Rock get to the WWF Champion, Kurt Angle?

01:17:47Rock makes the tag, here comes Angle.

01:17:50Angle knocking Devon down.

01:17:52And Kurt Angle, who has been through a hellacious week,

01:17:55is taking it to Devon Dudley.

01:17:57It was a week ago tonight, Kurt Angle, look out, what a stuflex.

01:18:01Boy, the Dudley Boys got a zero in on that neck,

01:18:04the injured neck of Kurt Angle.

01:18:06Oh, suppressed again by Kurt Angle.

01:18:08That neck injured last Thursday night on SmackDown,

01:18:11as Devon knocks his brother Bubba Ray down.

01:18:13And Kurt Angle going for the ankle.

01:18:15Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:18:19And Bubba Ray saves the title.

01:18:22Dammit Bubba Ray saved the title.

01:18:25And Rock makes him pay for it.

01:18:29Now that's teamwork.

01:18:30The Dudley Boys are family.

01:18:32They are brothers.

01:18:33Blood is thicker than water.

01:18:35That's why they are the WWF Tag Team Champions.

01:18:40Oh, the Rock and Kurt Angle showing teamwork as well.

01:18:42What a matchup.

01:18:43Look out, Kurt Angle in trouble.

01:18:44Devon Dudley, quick counters.

01:18:46Look at that ankle lock.

01:18:47Ankle lock.

01:18:48Ankle lock.

01:18:49Ankle lock.

01:18:50Look at Devon kick.

01:18:51And Bubba Ray breaks up the hole.

01:18:53Bubba Ray with a kick right to the side of the thing.

01:18:56And you have to know, you have to know that the Dudley Boys-

01:19:01Oh, no.

01:19:02Here we go.

01:19:03A neckbreaker.

01:19:04Angle had his career threatened on SmackDown last week by an Austin Piledriver.

01:19:09The Dudley's-

01:19:10Devon.

01:19:11His neck.

01:19:12Working on the neck.

01:19:13His neck.

01:19:15His neckbreaker.

01:19:16Are you serious?

01:19:17Cheer on the WWF Superstar.

01:19:18Why don't you say it?

01:19:20The Dudley Boys have cornered Kurt Angle.

01:19:22The Dudley Boys have cut off the ring.

01:19:25The Dudley Boys are zeroing in on the injured neck of the Olympic hero, Kurt Angle.

01:19:31Well, the Dudley Boys doing what they need to do, zeroing in on that neck.

01:19:35And Kurt Angle is in a bad way here, and another neckbreaker by Bubba Ray Dudley.

01:19:40And how much more can the injured Kurt Angle take after all he's been through this week?

01:19:45Was your question rhetorical?

01:19:46Good, then I'll answer it.

01:19:48Not much, not much more.

01:19:50After what Kurt Angle has been through, the Dudley Boys-

01:19:53Not again.

01:19:54Yes, again, and again, and again, until the Dudley's wear out Kurt Angle's neck.

01:20:00Kurt Angle being punished by the neckbreakers of the Dudley Boys,

01:20:05who are torturing Kurt Angle in this match-up.

01:20:08Devon in off the tag, and the Dudley Boys keeping each other fresh,

01:20:12and Kurt Angle in a world of trouble with the WWE tag team titles on the line.

01:20:17Textbook classic tag team wrestling by the Dudley Boys,

01:20:21multi-time WWE tag team champions.

01:20:25Angle has been isolated, the ring has been cut off.

01:20:29The Dudley's are working on the neck.

01:20:32And those USA chants have brought Angle to his feet, the adrenaline pumping.

01:20:37Angle off the rope, Devon knocking Kurt Angle down.

01:20:40And how much more can the WWE Champion take?

01:20:43Look at the viciousness of the Dudley Boys.

01:20:45They are going for the neck.

01:20:47They are taking Kurt Angle's neck apart.

01:20:49Kurt Angle cannot last much longer.

01:20:52Earl Hamler has to start now thinking about stopping this match for the health and safety of Kurt Angle.

01:20:59Well, I agree with you there, Paul, because Kurt Angle's holding his neck even though he's taking shots to all other parts of his body.

01:21:04And Bummer Ray Dudley in Kurt Angle's face bouncing off the announce table and Thomas.

01:21:09Oh, my God!

01:21:10And Paul, just a few feet away, you can see that pain.

01:21:13And the agony, the anguish in the face of Kurt Angle.

01:21:17Oh, what I see is the viciousness of Bummer Ray Dudley.

01:21:21What I see is the teamwork.

01:21:23What I see is the teamwork.

01:21:25The Bravo Bull taking it to Bummer Ray Dudley who slides across the table.

01:21:30Devon in the ring.

01:21:32And that's a blatant choke to Kurt Angle.

01:21:34It's a blatant choke.

01:21:36Leave the neck alone for God's sake.

01:21:41Kurt Angle desperately trying to make it to his partner and he can't do it.

01:21:45How the hell is Kurt Angle even out here?

01:21:48How can he even get out of bed?

01:21:50That damn neck.

01:21:51Because he's an egomaniac, the man needs all the glory and the fame.

01:21:56Will you stop?

01:21:57No, I will not stop.

01:21:58I will tell you this, in the name of the Thunk Brothers and the Anderson Brothers,

01:22:03no brother tag team has ever dominated the ring like Bummer Ray and Devon the Dudley boys.

01:22:11The double team by the Dudleys.

01:22:13An angle almost defenseless and I agree with you, Paul.

01:22:15At some point the referee, they seriously have to stop this matchup.

01:22:19I mean, this isn't about winning for the Dudley boys, this is about punishing the WWF champion.

01:22:24This is not the Olympics, this is not advantage.

01:22:27This is a WWF tag team title match.

01:22:30This is a match that's being officiated by a WWF official.

01:22:34Every time Kurt Angle gets knocked down, he holds his neck.

01:22:37And Kurt Angle trying to battle back but again a rake of the eyes by Devon and the vicious assault,

01:22:42a vicious assault, a vicious assault continues for the W.

01:22:45If this is the last match of Angle's career, that will be on the conscience of Earl Hefner.

01:22:50That will be on the conscience of the crooked commissioner, William Regal,

01:22:55who allowed Angle to compete tonight.

01:22:57Well it was stunning and unforgiving that commissioner Regal took all of Kurt Angle's

01:23:01health and well-being into his own hands.

01:23:03Angle wasn't medically cleared to compete someday.

01:23:05He's not 100% tonight, but somehow, somehow Kurt Angle is still trying to stay in this matchup.

01:23:12And just for the record, Devon only made a little mistake.

01:23:15A minor mistake, but don't worry about it, Michael.

01:23:18The alliance will be okay.

01:23:19I'm not worried about anything, I'm worried about Kurt Angle.

01:23:22You should be worried about Kurt Angle's death.

01:23:23I'm worried about his health.

01:23:24Kurt Angle.

01:23:25Although you think Hefner should be worried about his health, Drew,

01:23:28look how Devon stops Angle from making the tag.

01:23:31Brilliant textbook tag team wrestling by the greatest champions in WWF history.

01:23:37The Dudley Boys, and watch how Bubba puts away Kurt Angle.

01:23:42Puts away, he's just knocking the hell out of Kurt Angle's injured neck.

01:23:45This is nothing.

01:23:46Look out, Kurt Angle, a desperate move, a desperate move going to the ankle lock.

01:23:51Bubba Ray Dudley with a shot to the face.

01:23:53No more chances Bubba, no more retreats.

01:23:56And it's about time that the Dudley Boys put away the elliptic club.

01:24:00The elliptic glory boy, Kurt Angle.

01:24:02Kurt Angle almost defenseless, trying desperately just to throw his hand in the face of Bubba

01:24:07Ray Dudley.

01:24:08But Kurt Angle has hardly any defense left.

01:24:11And look at this.

01:24:12This is torture.

01:24:13This is nothing but torture to the injured neck of Kurt Angle.

01:24:16Come on, you have to think that Angle by now would have the intelligence.

01:24:20Forget about the integrity and all that schmoz.

01:24:22Angle needs to tap.

01:24:24Angle needs to realize his career isn't different.

01:24:26Paul, why doesn't the Dudley Boys just put him on the mat, cover him one, two, three?

01:24:29Oh, because the Dudley Boys are sending a message on behalf of Stone Cold Steve Rock.

01:24:34Oh, look down.

01:24:35Kurt Angle ducks underneath it.

01:24:36Boom!

01:24:37Mid-down center of the ring.

01:24:38But once again, the impact to the neck of Kurt Angle.

01:24:40And the Rock, like a caged animal, trying to rally Kurt Angle.

01:24:45Rock cannot wait to get in the ring.

01:24:47The Brahma Bull walks in.

01:24:48Can Kurt Angle get to The Rock?

01:24:49He does!

01:24:50Here goes The Rock!

01:24:51And The Rock with a runoff to Devon.

01:24:54The Brahma Bull hammering away on Devon Dudley.

01:24:56Oh, this is no good!

01:24:57Oh, through the air, Devon knocked down.

01:24:58And the WCW champion is taken after the Dudley.

01:24:59How many gloves this can you condone, damn it?

01:25:12What are you talking about?

01:25:13As The Rock stalks Devon.

01:25:15Look out!

01:25:16My master!

01:25:18Oh, no!

01:25:19Oh, no!

01:25:20Oh, no!

01:25:21When he ducks the most electrifying move.

01:25:23It's first in a game of time.

01:25:24No, it's not!

01:25:25Please!

01:25:26Go to a commercial!

01:25:27Go to a commercial!

01:25:28Go to a commercial!

01:25:29The people's elbow from the Brahma Bull into the chest of Devon.

01:25:34WWF Tag Team Titles on the line.

01:25:37The cover.

01:25:38And Bubba Ray brings up the recount.

01:25:39Great presence of mind by Bubba Ray Dudley.

01:25:42Oh, no!

01:25:43It's a lot.

01:25:44It's a lot for Bubba Ray.

01:25:45It's a lot for Bubba Ray, but Bubba Ray's a lethal man.

01:25:47By Bubba Ray.

01:25:48The Rock.

01:25:49Look out!

01:25:50Sharp Shooter!

01:25:51It's over!

01:25:52It's over!

01:25:53He can't reach the ropes!

01:25:55Devon can reach the ropes!

01:25:56Here we go!

01:25:57What the heck was that?

01:25:59Where did Shane and Booker D and Tess come from?

01:26:03They came from the locker room!

01:26:05Where do you think they came from?

01:26:07Look out Tess from behind at Kurt Angle.

01:26:10Tess and Booker D taking it from Kurt Angle.

01:26:12Shane McMahon knocking the damn referee down.

01:26:15It's absolute carnage.

01:26:17And now the Dudleys going for the tables.

01:26:19And the wild table for one!

01:26:22And I get it.

01:26:23I know where the damn alliance came from.

01:26:25That wasn't Austin's limousine in the parking lot.

01:26:28It was Shane O'Max!

01:26:30And Rock working on Booker T.

01:26:32A spinebuster on the steel ramp.

01:26:35Angle peaking it to Tess.

01:26:37A right hand from Angle.

01:26:39And Angle hammered away on Tess.

01:26:42And a low blow by Booker T.

01:26:44And Shane has an ineffable hop.

01:26:47I'm pushing it on Tess right now.

01:26:50Where else would you attack him, Shane?

01:26:53And Shane McMahon, the corner of the alliance,

01:26:56he has no business being out here.

01:26:58The Dudleys have a table set up in the lane.

01:27:02What the hell are they gonna do here?

01:27:043D!

01:27:053D!

01:27:06Don't do this!

01:27:07I hope they break it down now!

01:27:08No!

01:27:09Dammit, no!

01:27:10What the hell does that prove?

01:27:13Was that his neck cracking or the table?

01:27:15And what are they doing now?

01:27:17Another table!

01:27:18Yes!

01:27:19Yes!

01:27:20Yes!

01:27:21The Dudley Boys have gone extreme!

01:27:24This is ridiculous!

01:27:26This is how the alliance takes care of business!

01:27:28And The Rock with the right hand fighting back by Lotu.

01:27:31Here comes The Rock trying to set up Demon!

01:27:34Oh no!

01:27:35Oh, Bummer Ray with the right hand.

01:27:36Rock went to the rock bottom.

01:27:37Oh no!

01:27:383D!

01:27:39Through a table!

01:27:41The Rock and Kurt Angle have been laid to waste

01:27:44by the Dudley Boys and the Alliance!

01:27:47The Alliance has destroyed the WWF and WCW champions!

01:27:54The Dudleys have ruined an otherwise great week

01:27:57for The Rock and Kurt Angle!

01:28:00But I can guarantee to this, The Rock and Kurt Angle

01:28:04won't forget this night at the hands of The Dudley Boys!

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