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No Police, No Rules: 24 Hours in the Most Dangerous City
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00:00Slab City is a community located in the middle of a desert.
00:03It has no electricity, no running water, and no law enforcement.
00:07Out of curiosity, me and the boys decided to spend 24 hours in the slabs.
00:12So we're getting close to Slab City and as you see there's roads and stuff and then once
00:15we take this turn, it's nothing.
00:18No buildings, no nothing.
00:19So we're on the outskirts of Slab City.
00:21This right here is Salvation Mountain.
00:23It's a tourist attraction and they recommend you don't go any further that way.
00:27It says keep out Chandler.
00:28Does that make sense?
00:29I guess there's no walls.
00:42So we're at the top of Candy Mountain and Slab City is that way a little bit more and yeah
00:48guys.
00:49So we discovered this cave and it has art on the walls.
00:51I'm not doing it.
00:52I'm not going in.
00:53Chandler, go in.
00:54Go in.
00:55Go.
00:56Chandler.
00:57I love this video game.
00:58I love it 100%.
00:59Ooh, what's in here?
01:00I don't, dude, that's, I don't want to go in there.
01:02Nope, nope, nope.
01:03We're not going in there.
01:04Oh, this is incredible.
01:05Look at the, look up guys.
01:06Just look up.
01:07I have so many questions about how all this got here.
01:10Like we're literally in the middle of a desert.
01:12So we're at the info thing for Slab City, the last free place on earth.
01:16Das meme error dot E-N-O-D.
01:19It's Chris.
01:20Look.
01:21Oh, Chris.
01:24Where's FedEx delivering to?
01:25That's what I want to know.
01:29Uh, I think we should go now guys.
01:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:31It's kind of creepy.
01:32Garrett.
01:33Don't.
01:34Knock, knock, knock.
01:35At least not.
01:38What was that?
01:39Um, I'm not going in there.
01:40Garrett, you have fun.
01:41I'm going back to the car.
01:42What is this?
01:43It's winning the food on a grave.
01:44That was a bad movie anyways.
01:46I don't know where we're going.
01:48I'm just scared something's going to jump out of me in any second.
01:51Dude, this is very scary.
01:53Yeah, let's get out of here.
01:54I'm done.
01:55Oh, we're moving on.
01:57Oh, that's creepy.
01:58Hey Garrett, look, it's you.
01:59That's creepy.
02:00Oh, lit.
02:01You're right.
02:02It does actually look like Garrett.
02:03Alright, hey, Tariq, flag drone over that so we can see what's in it.
02:05Okay.
02:11Next, we're going to an art museum owned by this guy named The Wizard
02:14in the middle of a desert with no laws.
02:16And we have three rules.
02:18One, you don't have to stay in the car fitting.
02:20Two, everything is touchable.
02:22Three, you touch it and it breaks.
02:25Tell them it was broke when you got here.
02:27Okay.
02:28Bowling the bowling alley.
02:30All we asked, put the pins back.
02:32We've been homicide free for three days.
02:34We're shooting for a week.
02:36Alright, Chris.
02:44You guys are doing seesaw?
02:45Yes, sir.
02:46This is the seesaw here.
02:47I don't think I'm tall enough.
02:48I don't like this.
02:49I don't like this.
02:50Here you go, Garrett.
02:51I've been on scary rides in amusement parks.
02:53But I've also had straps on those scary rides, Chris.
02:56You don't need straps in life, man.
02:58Don't get down yet, Garrett.
02:59No, I want to get down.
03:00No, I can't.
03:01I thought I was going to die.
03:02Not going to lie.
03:03It was not fun.
03:04You don't need clothes in Slab City.
03:05You don't need clothes in Slab City.
03:06I'm a Slab.
03:14Guys, they got memes in here.
03:15Hypertension, stress, Christmas.
03:17Yes.
03:18Come to the desert if you want fire memes.
03:20It's dangerous.
03:21The first one to use the bathroom gets 10 grand.
03:23Hi.
03:24He's a good boy.
03:29It's an elephant.
03:30It's a cage full of Spiderman.
03:32They're free rave.
03:33They look discolored.
03:34Have Jimmy walk in the middle of that room and we're all going to hide behind a door.
03:37I'm in a room full of doors and they're all hiding behind a random door.
03:41If I pick the door they're hiding behind, they owe me a grand.
03:47I don't know what door I opened.
03:48I'm just going to close that one.
03:49I guess we'll try this one.
03:53I have my thousand dollars.
03:55Hey, boys.
03:56Go down the scary tunnel first so I don't die.
03:59Beat my shield, Chandler.
04:01Hey, guys.
04:02What the heck?
04:03What are you doing?
04:04What are you doing?
04:05You jumped so hard.
04:07It's got a bunch of kazoos in it.
04:10You won't blow one.
04:11Please don't.
04:12Chris.
04:13Chris.
04:14Chris.
04:15This is where the outbreak starts.
04:16So, Chris.
04:17What do you think of this place so far?
04:18I think I want to live here.
04:19It's beautiful and it's art.
04:20Wait.
04:21Hold on.
04:22One more thing.
04:23They've got a lot of bowling balls but not enough water.
04:26What do you think of this place so far?
04:27No.
04:29What do you mean?
04:30No.
04:31Okay.
04:32So, Chandler, what do you think of this place so far?
04:35Chand.
04:36What?
04:40So, Chris.
04:41Yeah, what's up, man?
04:42This seems a little familiar here.
04:43Did this happen before?
04:44Yeah.
04:45What happened?
04:46What's happening here?
04:47That was back in the desert, right?
04:48So, Chris here used to be a boy scout.
04:50Yes, sir.
04:51He used to do this all the time.
04:52Chris is the only reason we're going to survive this challenge.
04:54Chris, can you heat this up for me?
04:56Yeah, hold on.
04:57I'm hungry.
04:58Hold on.
04:59Cheesebuck.
05:00Cheesebuck.
05:01Come here.
05:02Don't call me Cheesebuck.
05:03I'm not doing anything if you call me Cheesebuck.
05:04He called you Cheesebuck.
05:05Guys, we don't need Chris.
05:06Let's figure it out.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Alright, you heard it.
05:09Remember what happened last time you said that?
05:10Yeah.
05:11He helped us.
05:12So, what's your plan with this, Garrett here?
05:14How are you going to do this tent?
05:15Um...
05:16Chris?
05:17What's up?
05:18There's no I in Slab Chris.
05:20When you guys buy merch, use code Chris.
05:22I like that a lot.
05:23Yeah.
05:24Like I said in that one Twitch video, whenever you check out at Shop Mr. Beast, if you put
05:27in one of their codes, they get a little kickback.
05:29Here, let me help you with that.
05:31The easiest part.
05:32Here, let's help.
05:33Man, I love Chris.
05:35He just does everything.
05:36I'm just sick of everybody relying on me for everything.
05:39Ow.
05:40Don't go in my tent.
05:41Thank you for letting me stand in your tent.
05:42No.
05:43Get out of my tent.
05:44Get out of...
05:45Your shoes are on.
05:46Don't put your shoes in my tent.
05:47I either set up your tent or make food.
05:49So, which one do you want?
05:50Can I just give you a thousand dollars to do both?
05:52You heard it, folks.
05:59Oh, yeah.
06:00It's out of there.
06:03No, Mr. Beast.
06:04You're out, brother.
06:05Yeah, I don't want to be recognized in Slap City.
06:10I am just a tourist.
06:13Chandler, there's no McDonald's out here.
06:16So, when are we leaving?
06:17There's no McDonald's out here?
06:19What?
06:20They told me there was restaurants.
06:21They lied to me.
06:22Chris, make the food.
06:23Might not get any food at all.
06:25Is there Uber Eats out here?
06:27Wait, you want to get me easier?
06:29Yeah.
06:30This happened last time.
06:31Why does this keep happening?
06:33I think it's at Walmart.
06:34Is that Walmart?
06:35Okay.
06:36So, what's going on here?
06:37Walmart sucks.
06:38Chris said he was an expert.
06:39He lied.
06:40Well, you just got demerited.
06:42Oh, okay.
06:43Alright, figure this out then.
06:45We did.
06:46It doesn't work.
06:47This does not fit in here, so...
06:49Walmart lied to us.
06:50So, are we going to have to just make our own fire?
06:52Or, we could ask locals for food.
06:53Um, yes.
06:54We're going to have to make our own fire.
06:56Somebody's job is to get big sticks.
06:59Somebody's job is to get big rocks.
07:01Me and Chandler will get rocks.
07:02You and Garrett get sticks.
07:03Why'd you guys pick rocks over sticks?
07:05Sticks are pokey.
07:06Alright, so you're getting some stickers?
07:08Yeah.
07:09We're getting some sticks.
07:10I'm sick, and I have to do everything, and it's not very fire.
07:16Thank you, Chris.
07:17Did you spill all the matches?
07:20Yeah.
07:21Remember, I am sick.
07:23Chandler, can you go away?
07:24You literally have no construction.
07:25He told me to come over here and say dumb things.
07:27He had a couple on the ground.
07:28I see that, buddy.
07:30Oh, do we have morphine?
07:32Yeah.
07:33You guys just got here, huh?
07:35Yeah.
07:36Who's there?
07:37No, I just want to give you guys a heads up on good stuff.
07:40Oh, yes, sir.
07:41Okay, you know about the show tonight.
07:43Oh, there's a show?
07:44Every Saturday night at sundown, open mic, live music, BYOV.
07:50Anybody's skateboard?
07:52Did you drink?
07:53I didn't bring my skateboard.
07:55Sure.
07:56I didn't.
07:57Anything else?
07:58That should do it right there.
07:59Should do it?
08:00Alright.
08:01Are you going to be at the open mic tonight?
08:02I'll be there for a little while.
08:03Okay.
08:04I love how you called it open mic.
08:05Yeah, he does open mic comedy.
08:06You do comedy?
08:08Sign up and you go on stage.
08:10Oh, nice.
08:11Dude, that would be so cool.
08:12That would be cool if you did comedy.
08:13We would like to record you.
08:15Go back to your own country, you son of a .
08:22Oh, I heard that one before.
08:24This guy is tearing up our basketball goal.
08:27So, so far a lot of the people have actually been really nice to us.
08:30I guess that guy was just on something and he just didn't know what was going on.
08:35Chandler, you ate all the weenies.
08:37I did not.
08:38Dude, no.
08:39I saw you eat them all.
08:40Play me.
08:41Let's play basketball right now.
08:42I'm not going to play basketball because I don't like sports.
08:44You don't like sports.
08:45I don't like sports too.
08:47I don't like sports, you can't do that.
08:48Get me there.
08:49I don't like sports.
08:50You could do that, boy!
08:51Ah! Give me that, boy!
09:10Oh!
09:11Ooh!
09:12Hey, I'm cooking some eggs.
09:16So what kind of eggs are these here?
09:18Uh, cheesy scramble.
09:19Cheesy scramble?
09:20Yes, sir.
09:21That looks delicious.
09:22Can I go tell the boys the food is ready?
09:23Yeah, weren't they having a fight about food or something?
09:25Yeah, I think that's the reason why they're playing.
09:27Oh.
09:28So, are we all dressed up and ready to go to the party?
09:29We are, and we were just thinking that going to this party is the weirdest thing we've ever done.
09:34Except for the time we all sat in a circle.
09:36Or the time we were in straitjackets in the same asylum.
09:39What about the time we counted to 100,000?
09:41Oh, that was just me.
09:42I went to Ohio.
09:44That's pretty crazy.
09:45An old man with a beard came over here and told us there's a party.
09:47Wait, an old man told us about the party?
09:49Yeah.
09:50Oh, great.
09:51It's my kind of party.
09:52We scoped it out with the drone.
09:54It looks pretty dope.
09:55It was lit up.
09:56Yeah.
09:57But there was empty seats.
09:58Apparently it was like a show or like an open mic.
10:00And there was lights.
10:01So yeah, we're going.
10:02That's all it takes.
10:03Light.
10:04We like lights.
10:05It's me.
10:06I just signed up for the open mic here.
10:24And I'm going to try to do some stand-up comedy.
10:26If I'm doing bad, just get the car ready.
10:33I was actually born in Saudi Arabia.
10:35Do you guys know where that is?
10:36Yeah.
10:37First memory was that all the women there dressed the same.
10:40They covered everything except their eyes.
10:42My second memory was that I kept losing my mom in retail stores.
10:47Thank you guys so much.
10:48Thank you for letting me do this.
10:49Appreciate it.
10:50To be honest, I was not expecting this.
11:03There's kind of like a community and everyone here just seems super chill.
11:06They were playing a lot of music that I really enjoy and love.
11:08I had no clue that something like this was going to be just randomly in the middle of the desert.
11:12For a place with no walls, this is actually pretty just chill.
11:15And it's kind of like a community.
11:17Everyone's getting along.
11:18I'm just kind of surprised in the middle of the desert you have this.
11:20There's a lot of different people out here, you know?
11:22This is awesome.
11:23I honestly didn't expect this.
11:24I didn't want to come here in the first place, but it's crazy.
11:27You want to go dance?
11:28I'll donate.
11:29Heck yeah.
11:30Let's go do it.
11:43Alright boys, I'm staying here.
11:45I'm going to live here.
11:46No.
11:47Garrett, you wouldn't last five seconds out here.
11:49Whoa, we've been out here for 24 hours.
11:51You're right.
11:52Yeah.
11:53You wouldn't last five more seconds out here.
11:55Yeah, you're right.
11:58Alright.
11:59Oh, I was right.
12:00Garrett's gone.
12:01What if three knife guy comes back?
12:03What if he literally just popped up right behind you and grabbed you by the throat?
12:06I mean, it's my time to go and get stabbed with three rusty knife.
12:10I'm sorry, dude.
12:11If you're listening, we don't mean this.
12:12I thought you said you wanted to live here, man.
12:14Yeah, I talked to some of the locals.
12:16They denounce three knife man.
12:18They don't like him.
12:19No, they don't like him.
12:20Chris wanted to go up on stage and dance with somebody.
12:22I didn't want to go on stage, you liar.
12:24But he can't dance, so he chickened out.
12:26And now we're making fun of him for it.
12:28Wow, great play-by-play.
12:29Who are you?
12:30Joe Maddon?
12:31Oh my goodness.
12:33You might as well just walk into the abyss after that one.
12:36Alright, see you guys.
12:37I'm out of here.
12:39So the boys don't understand how this works.
12:41You can't just approach a Slabcidian and just be like, yo, dance with me.
12:45They have to accept you.
12:46He can't dance.
12:47You don't know if he was vibing with me or not, man.
12:50He just can't dance.
12:51He can't dance.
12:52Oh God, no.
12:53Stop it, man.
12:54I honestly don't care if Chris can or can't dance, but I just like making fun of him,
12:57so it's really funny that he didn't dance.
12:59I'm going to be honest, Chris is starting to get arrogant.
13:01You know, because he built the tents.
13:02It happens every time.
13:04I was told to talk about how Chris didn't dance.
13:06Haha, Chris.
13:07He won't do it because he can't dance either.
13:09Yeah, that's literally what I was thinking.
13:11Why would I make fun of him when I can't dance?
13:13So I'm in the tent and I'm not going to lie.
13:16I feel exhausted.
13:17It's been a pretty fun day.
13:18I'm going to go to bed soon.
13:20Alright guys, it's been a long day.
13:22I'm pretty tired.
13:24Okay, God is telling me to go to sleep.
13:27It was a crazy experience, but it's time for bed, so peace out.
13:29I think I'm going to hit the hay.
13:30I'm not going to lie.
13:31I'm not feeling too well.
13:32I'm going to go ahead and go to bed.
13:33I'll see you guys tomorrow.
13:35I'm not feeling too good.
13:37I'm really sick.
13:38I think I need to go to like the doctor or something.
13:40He has like cute spooning together though.
13:43Seriously, I'm feeling really bad.
13:46I think I might have a fever.
13:48What happened?
13:49We'll get you some medicine.
13:50We'll get you a doctor.
13:51Chris is apparently sick.
13:53Like even worse now, so we got to go take him to the doctor.
13:56Yeah, I get kidney stones really bad.
13:58I've had three within like the last year.
14:01Shout out to kidney stones, I guess.
14:02We picked up the campsite.
14:04We're going to skirt skirt out.
14:05Take care of Chris.
14:06So apparently Chandler, the only thing dangerous about Slab City is Chris's kidney stones.
14:12And three knife man.
14:13And three knife man.
14:14Mr. B6000, oh, Mr. B6000, yeah, you know his name.
14:23He changed it once or twice, but I think it's here to stay.
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