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00:00Give me the Switch!
00:01Stop!
00:01Give it to me!
00:03I want the Switch!
00:04No, stop!
00:04I want it!
00:05I want it, though!
00:07Guys, guys, stop.
00:08Stop.
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00:11and I'm also giving away 25 PlayStation 4s.
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00:16Gosh.
00:17Yeah, there you go.
00:19Now you have a chance to win.
00:23Congratulations.
00:25You may win.
00:30Today I'm in a Minecraft town with a bunch of my friends,
00:36but when night falls, the Creepers come out.
00:39Each night, the Creeper will blow up a random house.
00:42If your house gets blown up, you are out of the challenge.
00:46Last player standing and last Minecraft house standing will win.
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01:00Okay, so here's the deal.
01:27If we're going to survive in this Minecraft town for five nights,
01:31we're going to need some food.
01:32Everyone come out of your houses.
01:34We've got to work together as a team
01:35and make our first meal of the day.
01:39You say food?
01:40I said food.
01:41What's the first meal?
01:42One, two, three, four.
01:43Chicken sounds good.
01:44We're missing James.
01:45James!
01:47Sorry, I locked the door on accident.
01:49Wait, you can lock doors in Minecraft?
01:50Yeah.
01:51I didn't know that.
01:52What's in the new update?
01:52Whoa.
01:54All right, so for the next five days,
01:55this is our only food source.
01:58And right now, we're going to decorate all of our cakes.
02:01So, begin.
02:04You said it was my only food source,
02:06so I was trying to get a quick bite.
02:07You got like a hole.
02:08You could like fill it with jelly right here.
02:10How should I decorate this?
02:11I need a lot of nutrients.
02:12I mean, you just shoved your face into it.
02:14How is that nutritious at all?
02:15It is nutritious for my brain.
02:18Yes.
02:21It looks like a donut now.
02:23Here's the deal.
02:23I need you guys to click that subscribe button.
02:26If you don't click the subscribe button,
02:27then you're going to have a cake in your face.
02:29You're going to want a cake in your face.
02:30So, I think I found out my plan.
02:32I'm going to make an exact replica of a Minecraft cake from my memory.
02:36So, I'm going to cut it up into a square and do the whole thing.
02:38That's my plan.
02:39We'll see how it goes.
02:40I'm the only person with a chocolate cake.
02:41I just want to go ahead and say that.
02:42I'm different.
02:43Okay?
02:43I'm different.
02:44I don't think anybody's taking advantage of this.
02:46So, like, we have all these lettering pieces.
02:47Watch this.
02:48Look at this.
02:48Wait, is this right to left?
02:49I have to make sure I'm doing this right.
02:50You know, sometimes I'm dyslexic.
02:51Okay, look.
02:52Check this out.
02:52Check this out.
02:53Look at that.
02:54Okay, that's great.
02:55But I need y'all to comment down below.
02:57What am I making?
02:58Steve?
02:58A handbag.
02:59Steve?
02:59Or a pick.
03:00Hopefully, it's obvious.
03:01Did you call it a pick?
03:02A pick?
03:02Not a pick.
03:03Oh.
03:03I said a pig.
03:04It definitely looks like a pig.
03:05Yay!
03:06It's going well, then.
03:07Does it look like Minecraft, guys?
03:08Is it looking good?
03:09There's a lot of hesitation.
03:10Why are you laughing?
03:11Bro, these guys behind the camera would be laughing at me.
03:13And they'd give me things.
03:13Did I misspell it?
03:14I didn't misspell it, did I?
03:15No.
03:16You promise?
03:16No.
03:17No that I misspelled it?
03:18Or no that you promised?
03:19No.
03:20What is that?
03:21Yeah, you guys want some Oreos?
03:22Yeah.
03:23Yeah, there you go.
03:24Not on my cake, though.
03:24Oh, well, just like, you can, like.
03:27Thank you so much.
03:27You're welcome.
03:28I was oddly suspicious of him delivering Oreos to us.
03:30What did he put in there?
03:31Can you put something in there?
03:32Is this, like, black market icing?
03:36Is this supposed to give us some kind of competitive advantage?
03:38All right, let's see how this actually looks.
03:39Yo, he didn't even cut the tip off for us, bro.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Yes.
03:44I think I've got the end theme cake.
03:46The end theme?
03:47Yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:47Because you've got, like, that purple and that black, like, the obsidian.
03:50You should make an enderman.
03:51How am I going to make an enderman, then?
03:53I believe in you.
03:54You're very artistic.
03:54I'm struggling by putting icing on here.
03:56So, I'm making a cake, and it has nothing to do with Minecraft.
03:59I'm dedicating mine to the ocean and the banana republic.
04:11Dude, this is probably the best cake I've ever seen in my life.
04:13Oh, dude, nothing can compete with me.
04:14You've got to understand.
04:15I've got the calories.
04:16I'm going to survive forever because I'm going to get fat.
04:18Look at it.
04:19It's, like, the best square ever.
04:21And I'm making a nice top here.
04:23Well, what are you doing?
04:24Wow.
04:25If you ruin it, I'm going to imagine.
04:26Okay, so I'm going to do the top like I'm doing, and then I'm going to do the sides,
04:29and then I'll do the red square thingy thing setters on a Minecraft cake.
04:33I'm done.
04:33It is a Minecraft obsidian-themed unicorn cake with green marshmallow apples.
04:39It's about as good as you're going to get it cheap.
04:40Um, that's not true because look at this perfection.
04:42Yeah, I think Bree's honestly in the lead right now.
04:44Meet Hamilton.
04:45That looks sick.
04:46He's beautiful.
04:46He's not edible, though.
04:47He's only here for looks.
04:48You want me to test that out?
04:49No.
04:49You want me to test that theory?
04:50No, you can't eat Hamilton.
04:51He looks pretty edible.
04:52No, don't you dare.
04:53Oh, we need, um.
04:53Bacon?
04:54No.
04:55Not bacon.
04:56We need to light this.
04:57Don't touch him.
04:58He's sensitive.
04:58I'm actually really afraid of lighters.
05:00I burnt my fingernail once.
05:01You got this.
05:02You got this.
05:03I burnt myself one time.
05:05Don't hurt him.
05:08Nathan, you literally have cake in your eyes.
05:10What is on your face?
05:12I got excited.
05:13I thought we were supposed to eat it.
05:14I thought the challenge was eat the cake the fastest.
05:16We designed the cake, Nathan.
05:17Yay.
05:19You know, I'm going to steal this.
05:20Okay.
05:21I didn't realize you could light the horn.
05:23Ignite the horn.
05:23It's going up.
05:25Okay, that's kind of sick.
05:26If I could rate my cake, I'd give it a six.
05:27That's a little far.
05:29Do you want to lose your cake?
05:30I'm going to make you lose your cake right now.
05:32I like my cake.
05:33What is that looking like, bro?
05:34That looks like something.
05:35I'm going to make a Minecraft.
05:36Dude, my cake is dying.
05:39Dude, your cake is pure sugar.
05:42And you know it looks good.
05:45You want some?
05:47Okay.
05:47Sorry.
05:48Sorry.
05:48Sorry.
05:49What is going on?
05:50Nothing.
05:51It's okay.
05:56We can still see right now.
05:57So, I mean, it's fine.
05:59Yo, dedication to shark.
06:01It's not time.
06:02Okay.
06:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
06:03My cake.
06:04I'm not done with my cake.
06:05I'm not done with my cake.
06:05I'm not done with my cake.
06:06I'm not done with my cake.
06:07I'm not done with my cake.
06:07No, no, no, no.
06:08Come on.
06:09There's no way I'm going to finish this.
06:10Forget it.
06:11Cake!
06:11Cake!
06:13I'm not on my cake.
06:15I can't eat anything.
06:16Okay.
06:18Okay.
06:18Okay.
06:19James, I have to borrow a slice of your cake.
06:24If you survive tonight, you will.
06:26Okay.
06:26Okay.
06:44It's okay, Mr. Steve.
06:45It's okay.
06:49I'm not trying to get blown up by a creeper, bro.
06:52I'll fight back.
06:53I got a TNT.
06:54I ain't scared, but my house is a target full of diamonds.
07:02Whoa, bro.
07:03Why does that creeper have arms?
07:05That doesn't make any sense.
07:07There's a creeper outside my window.
07:24No, no, no.
07:26Oh, where did he go?
07:26I just saw him over here.
07:27Oh, Jesus.
07:28It's good.
07:29Dude, he just keeps messing with my cake.
07:32Is that him again?
07:33What is that?
07:33Go away.
07:34Oh, my God.
07:37It's a cake.
07:37No.
07:38No.
07:39Go to James or Gabe's house.
07:41Stop it right now.
07:42Stop it.
07:46What am I doing with these?
07:47I have these better ones.
07:49Here we go.
07:51Ah.
07:51Oh, no, no, no.
07:52Get out of here.
07:53Go away.
07:54Go away.
07:54Go away.
07:55I have Fortnite guns.
07:56Go away.
07:56Go away.
07:57Go away.
07:57Go away.
07:58Wait.
07:58Am I making them mad?
07:59Yo, I just heard something got blown up, and my house is still intact.
08:12Preston, are you good?
08:14Nathan, do you know that?
08:15Are you good?
08:16Someone's house got blown up.
08:17Nathan, somebody literally got exploded upon.
08:18Literally was right next to you.
08:20Is that Gabe's house?
08:20That was Gabe's house.
08:21Oh, my gosh.
08:23Where's the creeper?
08:23Oh, no.
08:26No.
08:26Is everyone good?
08:27Is everyone okay?
08:28No, everyone's not okay.
08:29Look at Gabe's place.
08:31Gabe.
08:31Oh, bro.
08:32I mean, we always knew Gabe was going to die first, but, like, still.
08:35Gabe.
08:35It's just sad to see it happen.
08:37Gabe.
08:38This is Minecraft Marcore mode, so he's probably at the top of the screen right now.
08:41I watched it happen.
08:41Or worse.
08:43Okay, so here's the deal.
08:44These creepers are coming, and they are not going to stop.
08:47We need sharper tools.
08:48We need sharper weapons.
08:49What do we need?
08:50I don't know.
08:50What do we want to upgrade to?
08:51Let's craft something.
08:51Do we have netherite?
08:52An axe.
08:54Netherite?
08:54An axe.
08:55I have a nerf bullet.
08:56Guy ain't in Minecraft.
08:58Creeper's going to come tomorrow night, and it's going to blow up one of our houses, so
09:00we need some weapons.
09:01Maybe we can defend ourselves.
09:02Why don't we all just stay in one house?
09:04Right now, we got one sword.
09:05Okay, can I keep the sword for...
09:06Actually, no, we give the sword for...
09:07I'm keeping the sword for...
09:07No, we give it to the research purposes.
09:09To the weighmans.
09:09To the weighmans.
09:12I got icing.
09:13You better back up.
09:15No.
09:16All right, Nathan.
09:17You remember how to do this, right?
09:17What are we crafting?
09:18I see an axe, so we can throw it.
09:20Yes.
09:21Yes.
09:21Yes.
09:22Yes.
09:22You can do that in 116.
09:23I got the wood.
09:26Yes, they're wood in planks.
09:27Look, we're going to craft an axe, but it's going to work.
09:29Okay, okay.
09:30Hey, listen.
09:30Can you...
09:31How about this?
09:31I got the diamonds.
09:32Okay, so it's like this, right?
09:34Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:36I don't remember this version.
09:37Crafting tables are not for storage, Preston.
09:41Sorry, sorry.
09:42Stop it.
09:42We're in a new version.
09:43We're in like 117 before it comes out.
09:45We're in 1.19 right now.
09:47Okay, here we go.
09:48Okay, you put down.
09:48Give me my diamond.
09:49All right, all right.
09:50Ready?
09:50Ready?
09:50These are pointy, eh?
09:51Be careful with your diamonds, boys.
09:53All right, please.
09:53Yep, yep, yep.
09:54Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:55You've already messed it up.
09:56It's right here.
09:58I will hold your crafting table so you can craft.
10:00All right, ready?
10:00Yes.
10:01One more.
10:02Uno mas.
10:03Beautiful.
10:04All right, and then you do wham, bam.
10:06Did you forget how to craft an axe?
10:08Yeah, wait, no, wait.
10:08I'm pretty sure it's like this.
10:09Wait, were you right?
10:10I'm pretty sure it's like this.
10:11Hey, yes, he is.
10:12Yeah, see, we got it.
10:13We got it.
10:13We got it.
10:14Just takes two Minecrafters of 10 years to build a diamond axe.
10:19Ow!
10:21Let's go, baby.
10:24Yo!
10:25It worked!
10:26I told you.
10:26That's what I'm talking about, dude.
10:27I told you, man.
10:28Do this a couple more times.
10:29We'll have some throwing machines.
10:31How many axes do you think we need, huh?
10:33Great, now we got to go make another one.
10:35Hey, but it works well.
10:36We got to go make another one.
10:37Do you know how difficult it was for me to get the diamonds?
10:39He had to get the planks.
10:40I had to get the diamonds.
10:40Do you know how much more difficult it is to get the diamonds?
10:41Look, you know how difficult it is to get planks, dude?
10:44We're in the middle of a metal building.
10:45There's no wood.
10:46You don't know that.
10:49Okay, maybe there's not a lot of wood here, but...
10:51I hate to be grim, but we can definitely take wood from Gabe's house.
10:54There was a lot of wood there.
10:55And it's going to go to not used, so we might as well go ahead and use it.
10:58Okay, we got some target practice on the unspeakable plushies.
11:02Look, we got to get accurate, okay?
11:04Because, like, dude, there's creepers.
11:05You don't know whose house they're going to blow up?
11:07Yeah, hopefully yours.
11:08So, that's a creeper.
11:09And it's coming for me.
11:10And it's angry.
11:11And I'm angry.
11:15You killed two of three of us.
11:17I think it's two out of ten.
11:18All right, Brie, it's your turn.
11:19Oh, it's my turn?
11:20Yeah, let's see what you got.
11:21The creeper's coming at you.
11:22It's about to explode in your house.
11:23You're done!
11:25You almost shoot-tucked that one out with precision.
11:27All right, I don't think this is very good.
11:29It looks enchanted.
11:30It's not very enchanted, though, boys.
11:31What is that?
11:32What is that?
11:32Power one?
11:33Yeah, it's like power negative two.
11:34That's what you can use it.
11:34Power negative two.
11:35All right, go.
11:37Woo!
11:37He's just going to die first.
11:39He's just going to die first.
11:40He's just going to die first.
11:40He's just going to die first.
11:40He's just going to die first.
11:40He's just going to die first.
11:40He's just going to die first.
11:40He's just going to die first.
11:40No one uses bows anymore.
11:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:42Bows are so old school.
11:44Like a triad.
11:45Oh, you're going to spear it.
11:46Yeah!
11:47Oh!
11:49Boys, I might be the next person to die by the creeper.
11:51This is why you guys keep failing.
11:52You keep using diamonds.
11:54Old cobblestone here.
11:56I'll show you the wave.
11:56Is he not dying?
11:57Old faithful right here.
11:58Let's see what you got.
11:58Wait, yeah, maybe let's see what you got.
12:00Oh!
12:02No creeper killing me tonight.
12:04All right, all right.
12:05That's it.
12:06I give up.
12:06You're dying tonight.
12:07I give up.
12:07You're dying tonight.
12:08I'm literally going to die tonight.
12:09Maybe hit it.
12:11Oh!
12:12I think me, but now we're going to die.
12:13We're both going to die.
12:14Maybe we shouldn't even run into a house.
12:16Just do it.
12:18Okay, breathe.
12:18Breathe giants here.
12:19I can't be by them tonight.
12:21You know what?
12:21Honestly, if the creeper comes up to me,
12:23I'm just going to go like this.
12:25Only if you slap him.
12:29Or you go up and you just...
12:32That's not very good diamond.
12:36You killed that creeper.
12:38That's what you do.
12:38Oh, were you trying to be an ocelot?
12:41I was just trying to use my weight
12:42and I got to shoot him.
12:44Oh, oh.
12:46Hey, give me.
12:47I'm going to pack you.
12:48Yeah?
12:49What?
12:50What you doing to me?
12:51What you doing to me?
12:52Why are you guys fucking me?
12:53Take what?
12:54Take my ice cream.
12:55What?
12:55I'm being boring right now.
12:56You want to miss?
12:59Oh!
13:00Get out of my house.
13:00Get out of my house.
13:02Oh, no.
13:02Get out of my house.
13:03What do you mean?
13:04This is my house.
13:04This is my house.
13:05This is my house.
13:06Oh, no.
13:07Give me a door.
13:08No.
13:08Give me a door.
13:09I got full doors.
13:09Give me a door.
13:10I need a double door.
13:11No.
13:11No.
13:12I have a door.
13:13Flip.
13:13Flip.
13:14Flip.
13:15Flip.
13:16You know what they say?
13:17Two doors are better than one.
13:19Okay.
13:19Here's what I got going on.
13:20I got one door in the inner layer.
13:23Smooth construction.
13:24Creeper can't get through two doors.
13:25It's basic science, boys.
13:27Oh, no, no, no, dude.
13:30I don't see the creeper yet.
13:31Hey, James.
13:32Wait.
13:32I'm not.
13:33Are you Presti?
13:34What's your name?
13:35What's your name?
13:36What's your name?
13:37It's unspeakable.
13:39Oh, who just threw this at me?
13:40Hey, James.
13:42Take that.
13:43Oh, oh.
13:44Yo, I got an us a lot on my side.
13:46The creeper ain't coming by me.
13:47Meow, meow, kitty.
13:48Meow, meow.
13:52Oh, look at this.
13:59Listen, I love Nathan, but I had to steal his door.
14:01All right, survival of the fittest tonight in this city.
14:03Oh, there he is.
14:04Look him.
14:04He can't get through the double door.
14:07He can't get through the double door, can you?
14:08Yeah, you can't get through the double door, can you?
14:11Yeah, look.
14:11I mean, I'm going to block the windows, too.
14:15What's he doing?
14:17What's that sound?
14:18Stop it.
14:19Stop it.
14:20You can't get through two doors.
14:21Have you ever seen a creeper get through two doors?
14:22That was kind of creepy.
14:24I just got touched.
14:29Hey.
14:30Hey.
14:30Hey.
14:31What's your name?
14:32We can make a deal.
14:33Ah!
14:34We can make a deal.
14:35We are similar.
14:36You know?
14:37Me and you, we can make a truce.
14:39Stop.
14:41I don't like it.
14:46No.
14:47This has got to do something to you.
14:48Right?
14:49Oh, I missed.
14:52No.
14:57Yo, did anyone else hear that noise?
14:58It was a big crash.
14:59It was right next to me.
15:01I heard that.
15:01What was that?
15:02Nathan, are you okay?
15:03I'm good.
15:03Preston?
15:04Oh, it's daytime.
15:05Daytime.
15:07Oh.
15:08Yo, so who died?
15:09It was brief.
15:09They keep blowing up right next to me.
15:11So whoever is next to me is going to die next.
15:13That's all I'm saying.
15:14It went big.
15:15And it went brief.
15:16And then it's going to be that house.
15:18Oh.
15:21Whoever stays in that house, bro.
15:23James.
15:23This is going to be done.
15:24It depends on whoever gets that house next.
15:27I'm not saying rock, paper, scissors for it.
15:28All right, right now?
15:29No.
15:30No, no.
15:30Make the best man win.
15:31When night falls.
15:32First one to get to the house.
15:33Well, you weren't his best man.
15:34That's his wedding.
15:35He wasn't even in my wedding because he said no.
15:37What?
15:37Oh.
15:40Oh.
15:40And I guess I got to have another one because my wife exploded.
15:45Yo, can we go fishing?
15:46Hey.
15:47Hey.
15:48Hey, can we go to the house?
15:49Why?
15:50Come on, dude.
15:51I got to get all the diamonds and these people.
15:52Come on, bless these.
15:54Look, I called a diamond sword.
15:56Hey, wait a second.
15:56Watch out for the cake.
15:58I'm saving that for later.
15:59Come on.
16:00Is there anything in the chest?
16:01I'm not going to say barber.
16:02Maybe there's nothing in the chest.
16:03This was my house.
16:04Oh, yes.
16:04There's a whole cake on the floor.
16:06I got a diamond axe.
16:08See you boys later.
16:08I won.
16:09There's a whole cake on the floor.
16:11Listen, that is still...
16:12Oh, it's on the box.
16:14It is still edible, okay?
16:15Is that your cake, Preston?
16:16Yes, the creeper pushed it over.
16:18Your hunger is probably so low right now.
16:20Listen, I'm a tank.
16:21Yo.
16:21Hold on.
16:22Nope.
16:22I see what I want.
16:26I want this.
16:27I just want the unicorn.
16:29The creeper will never go.
16:31I'll take that.
16:32Thank you very much.
16:33Yo, you look like a hermit crab.
16:34I don't have a home.
16:36I'm outgrowing my shell.
16:38I got a chair.
16:38Think you can catch me?
16:39I was trying to steal the axe.
16:41I think he did just catch you.
16:42Hey, don't break my fishing rod.
16:44I stole Bree's unicorn.
16:46That was my unicorn.
16:47That was originally my house.
16:48Are you mining me?
16:49Wait, wait.
16:49What art are you at right now?
16:51I'm obsidian.
16:52Do you mean bedrock?
16:53Back off.
16:53You should be bedrock.
16:54Lights.
16:55Lights.
16:55Lights.
16:56Boys.
16:56Creepers.
16:56Creepers.
16:57Skeletons.
16:57Skeletons.
16:57Skeletons.
16:58Oh, wait.
16:58That's not bad then?
16:59No.
17:00Get out of my boy in my house.
17:01Kill him.
17:01I'm a little too scared.
17:03I got it.
17:03I got it.
17:03I got it.
17:03I got it.
17:08I got the other one.
17:09I got one.
17:10Oh.
17:11Nathan.
17:13Wait, is he dead yet?
17:14Yeah, he's dead.
17:15He's dead.
17:16I'm taking this bit.
17:17Hey, no, no, no.
17:18That's mine.
17:18That's mine.
17:19That's mine.
17:19This is all I need to ask.
17:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:21Who said you need this house?
17:23Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
17:24Did you want to get out of the box?
17:24Close.
17:25Get out of the box.
17:25Do you want to get out of the box?
17:26My house.
17:27What else?
17:28I don't know.
17:29I think it's only...
17:30My favorite scissors.
17:30Listen, I was about to say the same thing.
17:32It's only logical at this moment in time
17:34that we have a gentleman's rule.
17:35Ready, ready, y'all.
17:35You got to hurry.
17:37I'm shooting.
17:37I'm shooting.
17:38I'm shooting.
17:38Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:40Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:41Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:43Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.
17:44I get a pick.
17:45I'm going in this one.
17:47Wait, no, no.
17:48There's no door.
17:49There's no door.
17:49There's no door.
17:51Okay, okay.
17:52All right, hold on.
17:52Give me that door.
17:53Yeah, yeah, give me that door.
17:55No, no, no.
17:56I have one of the rock, paper, scissors.
17:57Whatever.
17:57Here, I got a unicorn pick.
17:59And a diamond pick.
18:01Yeah, well, I got a skeleton.
18:02I'm going to grow stuff with this.
18:14James?
18:15Preston?
18:17Preston, you okay?
18:18James, you knew this was going to happen.
18:20I told you.
18:21Every person dies right next to me.
18:22No, but Nathan had this idea,
18:24and he was like,
18:24yeah, yeah, it's going to go clockwise.
18:26Hey, it didn't go clockwise.
18:28That's counterclockwise.
18:29If it started here and went there
18:31and was going to go there,
18:32that's clockwise.
18:33Oh, you're right.
18:34No.
18:35No, no, no.
18:35It's my sword.
18:36What you mean?
18:37It's my sword.
18:37It's my sword, James.
18:38Back up.
18:38Back up.
18:39You really want to do this?
18:40Nathan's not here to stop us right now.
18:41Where are you going?
18:42Where are you going?
18:42Where do you want?
18:43What do you want?
18:43You just took his sword.
18:45That's okay.
18:45Hey, I have to play dirty.
18:47I have to play dirty.
18:48There's nothing dirty in a fight.
18:49Listen, listen, listen.
18:50We can be friends, all right?
18:51Hey, how about this?
18:53How about this?
18:53What?
18:54Speak your words before you get slain.
18:56I don't know what I was going to say,
18:57but I can buy you something.
18:59Like a Chipotle, some chips.
19:01I had a Chipotle this morning.
19:02Okay, well, I can get it to you again.
19:04No, he made me make the poopies.
19:06I always knew it was going to come down to you and me.
19:08Really?
19:08I did.
19:09He was like, we're definitely the coolest on the channel.
19:11Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
19:12You put your sword up.
19:13Whoa, get back at me.
19:14Hold on, hold on.
19:14All right, set it down real quick.
19:16Set it down real quick.
19:17We'll hug.
19:17You swears?
19:18Swearsy, swearsy.
19:20But now we fight.
19:21Okay, now we got a fight.
19:22We got it for the content?
19:23No.
19:24No, okay.
19:25For the diamond house.
19:26For the channel?
19:26For the diamond house.
19:27For the diamond channel?
19:28Wait, wait, wait, wait.
19:28Hold on.
19:29He's dead, so who gets his channel?
19:30Well, legally, probably his mom, right?
19:32I am his mother.
19:34Okay, I need to fight you to the death thing.
19:36Oh, so you want his channel?
19:37I want his channel.
19:38Oh, you're going to die.
19:39Hey, hey, whoa, whoa.
19:41I wasn't ready.
19:41You don't need to be ready.
19:42Because it's going to be my channel.
19:44If you get hit in the body part, the body part is gone, okay?
19:47You hit the left arm, put it back behind your back.
19:49Oh, there's Brie right there.
19:50I don't believe you.
19:51She's been gone for a long time.
19:54Give me that hand.
19:55Give me that hand.
19:56Give me that arm.
19:56I want that arm.
19:57I want the right arm.
19:58I want the right arm.
19:58Give me the right arm.
19:59Come on.
20:00I saw you stand up.
20:01Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
20:03This is against the Geneva Convention.
20:04You ready?
20:05Just stretch it.
20:06No.
20:07My right arm.
20:08You thought you were good.
20:08I won't get you.
20:09You ready?
20:09Your leg.
20:11Okay.
20:14You have number one.
20:15That's fine.
20:17That's got low damage.
20:18I got so much.
20:19Stop.
20:20Stop.
20:21Stop.
20:22Stop.
20:22Stop.
20:22Stop.
20:22Stop.
20:23Stop.
20:24Stop.
20:25Stop.
20:25Stop.
20:25Stop.
20:25Stop.
20:26You slayed.
20:28I don't even have armor.
20:31You slayed.
20:32I do have armor.
20:33It's called fire merchandise, but it's kind of like the same durability as leather.
20:38Yo, why did we do that?
20:39It's so great.
20:40No.
20:41No.
20:42James, I don't have enough energy to move.
20:45James.
20:46I got to get to a house.
20:47Is he faking it the whole time?
20:48Is he?
20:50You got to be.
20:51No.
20:52No.
20:52No.
20:53No.
20:53No, stop it.
20:54You will not get to a house.
20:55James, you're like all my fault right now.
20:57James, stop it.
20:58Stop it.
20:59Give me that sword.
20:59Give me that sword.
21:00Give me that baguette.
21:01No.
21:02I will get it.
21:03No.
21:03No.
21:04No.
21:04No.
21:05Give me that baguette.
21:06I need to get to a house.
21:07There's a creeper.
21:09I'm going to the house first.
21:10Regen.
21:11There's a prank.
21:17Ah, jeez.
21:18Oh.
21:21Is it joking?
21:22Yeah.
21:24I just talked to the face.
21:27I'm sorry.
21:28Is that the personal, James?
21:30But I'm not dying.
21:31It's on me.
21:32I was so bloodthirst.
21:33I got to block my door.
21:36Ow.
21:37A pig just hit me.
21:38Get him.
21:40Get him.
21:40Oh.
21:41Oh.
21:42Ah.
21:42Ha ha ha.
21:45Better like next time, James.
21:47Oh.
21:48Oh, but I'm hungry.
21:49Oh.
21:50Yeah.
21:51This must be what I get.
21:52We're beating.
21:53Everybody.
21:55Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
22:02I'm good.
22:03Golden apple.
22:05That was a rough night.
22:07Oh, my gosh.
22:08Oh, Mr. Creeper.
22:09Here you go, buddy.
22:10Thank you for all of your help.
22:11Let's go get some food.
22:12I'm hungry.
22:13Oh.
22:15He's dead, so who gets this channel?
22:17Well, legally, probably his mom, right?
22:18I am his mother.
22:19Okay, I need to fight you to the death then.
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