00:00Hi, I'm Alan Richeson, and we're here to play a game, is Reacher bigger, stronger than?
00:08Is Reacher bigger than a Grizzly Bear?
00:11I mean, they're like 900 pounds, aren't they?
00:14Or maybe 2 tons.
00:16I don't know, how big is a Bear?
00:17I'm definitely not that big.
00:18When I have a good amount of cookies, I do gain a little weight, which is a problem for me.
00:23Is Reacher bigger than a Smart Car?
00:25Yes, I could pick one of those up in my bare hands.
00:28I've got to find a new ride.
00:31Is Reacher bigger than the average height of a pro football linebacker?
00:33Yeah, dude.
00:34I've played football with some linebackers, and I would absolutely crush in the NFL.
00:39Put me in, coach.
00:40Can Reacher break a punching bag?
00:44I mean, I punch a lot of punching bags, and I've never broken one, and now I feel a little less about myself, less cool.
00:52If you really want to know who's stronger, Avarian Arm Wrestling.
00:56Can Reacher break a cell phone?
00:58Yes.
01:00Who hasn't?
01:01I broke my iPhone like 2 seconds ago.
01:03You got a phone?
01:05Why?
01:07Is Reacher bigger than an economy airplane?
01:11I'm bigger than first class airplane seats these days.
01:14Have you seen how many chairs they've crammed together?
01:17Can't fly these days.
01:18I've got to ride on top of the plane.
01:20Can Reacher break a door?
01:22Yeah.
01:22Dude, I usually don't use doorknobs.
01:26I put my foot through most doors that I come in, so people really know I'm there.
01:35Can Reacher break zip tie handcuffs?
01:37Yes.
01:37And you know what?
01:38I did it on a talk show once, and I go, cool.
01:41I don't see the little notch where you score this to help me out, right?
01:44He's like, what notch?
01:45And I was like, yeah, on the show I had a notch, dude.
01:47It was like fake.
01:48He's like, oh, God, where are we supposed to cut it?
01:50And they're like, rolling, and it was like live TV, basically.
01:53Anyway, I had to, with all my might, I snapped those zip ties for real.
01:58Not just a pretty face.
02:00That's it.
02:02I'm stronger and bigger than pretty much everything but a grizzly bear, who I could also fight.
02:06It didn't ask about fist fighting a grizzly bear.
02:08Yes, I would fist fight a grizzly bear.
02:12I've never been so jealous of a fork in my life.
02:14You have any thoughts on dessert?
02:23Mr. Regin, we're looking into the owner of a rug import business called Baza Baza.
02:28Let me guess, DEA thinks he's in business with bad people.
02:32You know him?
02:33I felt I killed him years ago.
02:35What did he do to you?
02:37He didn't do anything to me.
02:40Maybe we can help each other out.
02:42I have a plan.
02:49Undercover informant.
02:53Mr. Reacher.
02:55Your record is impressive.
03:00Bench press proves nothing.
03:02Elbow on the pad.
03:03Don't you cry no more.
03:07The record and I fought.
03:08Sorry.
03:11Hands slipped.
03:13Welcome to the team, Reacher.
03:15I'm in.
03:18Tonight's your chance to prove you've earned a keep, Reacher.
03:24Exactly how much danger is this job putting me in?
03:28Gotta get out of there.
03:29How much time do I have?
03:30I don't know.
03:31What are you up against, Reacher?
03:37Long story.
03:39How often do you do shit like this?
03:41Every so often.
03:44I've figured out why you do what you do.
03:48Because you hate the big, powerful sons of bitches who think they can get away with things.
03:53So you make sure they don't.
03:57You just figured that out?
03:58Son of a bitch.
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