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Two co-dependent sisters, a recovering sex addict and a lonely lesbian who work as hotel maids in Fresno, go to ludicrou | dG1fcUVWbEc4OU1LaGM
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00:00If you hate Fresno so much, why'd you come back?
00:05Obviously because I've made a series of poor life decisions.
00:08I thought you were like teaching at that fancy pants school.
00:10I was, but then I got fired because I f***ed a bunch of people.
00:13My sister's back and I just let her stay at my place.
00:16I got her this job.
00:17She's still fragile.
00:19I'm a sex addict.
00:20That's a thing?
00:21I thought it was like made up by Tiger Woods or something.
00:23How many guys do you think you've been with?
00:25Like a hundred.
00:26Do you think you've ever been in love?
00:28I'm not good with emotions.
00:29Really?
00:30I've never been to a wedding.
00:31I went to one, but it doesn't really count because we eloped.
00:34My life is pretty sweet.
00:35You're a maid in Fresno.
00:38My sister's a liar.
00:39She's selfish.
00:40She's ungrateful and she can't get her life together.
00:43Did I just kill someone?
00:44Is anyone here a doctor?
00:45I'm a doctor.
00:46Whoops.
00:47You killed an Olympian.
00:49Only if you consider hammer throw a sport, which you're a sociopath.
00:53You deserve some dignity.
00:54Everyone deserves some dignity.
00:55We want 25,000 to get out of this butt crack.
00:57There's no way we can come up with 25,000 in three days.
01:00We're in Fresno.
01:02I need you to come over here right now and open this guy for a destroyer.
01:05I need all the cash now.
01:06Who's great idea was it to rob a sex shop?
01:12Y'all ready for this?
01:18What are you doing?
01:19You're coming down.
01:21You know who would have loved that?
01:24Oprah Winfrey.
01:25There's a shit about Oprah.
01:27America.
01:28Siblings can really sink each other, you know?
01:32Big time.
01:45Watch a porn once in a while.
01:46Most of those women slaves, they put them in a box and ship them over.
01:50No, those are the manicures.
01:51No, those are the manicures.
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