Jones & Keefe: Keefe explains how Bill Belichick should breakup with Jordon Hudson in 60 seconds

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00:00All right, Bill Belichick, here's how you should break up with Jordan in just 60 seconds.

00:05Now, you're in pretty deep right now, so there's going to be a lot that you need to do.

00:08One, take her to a very public place where there are a lot of witnesses.

00:13You're going to need a lot of people around when you break this news to her.

00:16You also need to, whatever you've already given her, she can keep it.

00:20She can keep all that stuff.

00:21You also need to go on the internet, find a list of people who have more money than you

00:26and men who are older than you.

00:28She very much has a type.

00:29If you convince her that you're not the oldest guy on the block, you're not the richest guy

00:33on the block, she may move on.

00:35And if that doesn't work, you reach out to Jeff Bezos and you say, hey, Jeff, do you have

00:39another one of these Blue Origin all-woman flights that are going to go to outer space?

00:42And maybe you have one that won't return back to Earth.

00:45I know that's drastic, but this girl knows what she's doing.

00:48Jordan's a succubus, so if you can't get her the Blue Origin, you might just have to settle

00:52for 350.

00:53Give her 350.

00:54That might be enough for her to leave you alone.

00:56You can go back to just coaching football, talking about defenses and X's and O's and

01:01long snappers.

01:02So best of luck to you, Bill.

01:03Another all-female flight to space.

01:05Another all-female.

01:06This one never comes back.

01:08No, but this really go this time.

01:09Go to outer space.

01:10Unlike faking it like they did.

01:11I can see Jordan putting on the blue suit and everything else.

01:14This one really goes.

01:15Jordan's like, great.

01:16I'm going to be...

01:16This is it.

01:17I'm moving women forward.

01:18This is it.

01:19Clearly that's important to her.

01:20Get in there.

01:21I'm taking a step for women, and then she's just orbiting the Earth.

01:25Take off.

01:26Take off and go.

01:27Okay.

01:27I got to be honest, that one's going to be tough to beat.

01:29Okay.

01:29But I'll do my best.

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