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Olivia Colman's unusual crumpets topping revealed in new Warburtons adSource: Warburtons

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00:00Mr Warburton, Olivia Colman is here.
00:07Don't.
00:08Agent Colman, Department of National Treasures.
00:10Department of what?
00:11Drop the crumpet.
00:12This bakery is now under my jurisdiction.
00:15I want a perimeter set up around these crumpets.
00:17Nobody gets in or out.
00:18What seems to be the problem?
00:20Someone upstairs thinks you might be eligible
00:22for National Treasure status.
00:24And I'm here to see how right or wrong they are.
00:27Wow, I never expected that.
00:28Not you, the crumpets.
00:30Right, walk and talk, baker boy.
00:31Come on.
00:35Ah, whoops, butterfingers.
00:37Bag them and tag them.
00:38You know what to do.
00:39Do you think any tom, dick or crumpets
00:42can become a National Treasure?
00:43Don't answer that.
00:44I'm on the logging.
00:45No, National Treasures are the very essence of integrity.
00:48The gold standard.
00:50The bee's knees.
00:51The dog's...
00:52Barbara, could you come to the bakery office?
00:56Butter me sideways.
00:57I'll need to tick every box,
00:59count every crumpet hole.
01:00Oh, we count all the holes
01:02to make sure each crumpet's just right.
01:04Ooh, we count the holes.
01:05Well, let's hope for your sake, J-dubs,
01:07there's no holes in your store.
01:13Of course, I'll have to taste every topping.
01:15Butter, jam, cheese, avocado, mustard.
01:21Mustard.
01:22No, no.
01:23What?
01:24Get out!
01:25No!
01:26If there's even a crumb of evidence
01:27that your crumpets aren't National Treasures,
01:29I will track it down and take it in for tasting.
01:32Don't you mean testing?
01:34Whatever.
01:35Now, what's in that room?
01:36Oh, that's just a cupboard.
01:38That's just a cupboard.
01:42Holy crumpets.
01:49Good Lord, it's beautiful.
01:52Take it all in!
01:56Your cooperation has been noted.
01:58What?
01:59When will we find out?
02:01About what?
02:02Oh, the National Treasure thing.
02:04I made that up.
02:06Thanks for the crumpets.
02:07Go, go, go!
02:09Well, she's not as nice as everyone says.
02:13Warburton's Crumpets.
02:14A national pleasure.
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