Olivia Colman’s unusual crumpets topping unveiled in new Warburtons ad

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Olivia Colman's unusual crumpets topping revealed in new Warburtons adSource: Warburtons

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00:00Mr Warburton, Olivia Colman is here.

00:07Don't.

00:08Agent Colman, Department of National Treasures.

00:10Department of what?

00:11Drop the crumpet.

00:12This bakery is now under my jurisdiction.

00:15I want a perimeter set up around these crumpets.

00:17Nobody gets in or out.

00:18What seems to be the problem?

00:20Someone upstairs thinks you might be eligible

00:22for National Treasure status.

00:24And I'm here to see how right or wrong they are.

00:27Wow, I never expected that.

00:28Not you, the crumpets.

00:30Right, walk and talk, baker boy.

00:31Come on.

00:35Ah, whoops, butterfingers.

00:37Bag them and tag them.

00:38You know what to do.

00:39Do you think any tom, dick or crumpets

00:42can become a National Treasure?

00:43Don't answer that.

00:44I'm on the logging.

00:45No, National Treasures are the very essence of integrity.

00:48The gold standard.

00:50The bee's knees.

00:51The dog's...

00:52Barbara, could you come to the bakery office?

00:56Butter me sideways.

00:57I'll need to tick every box,

00:59count every crumpet hole.

01:00Oh, we count all the holes

01:02to make sure each crumpet's just right.

01:04Ooh, we count the holes.

01:05Well, let's hope for your sake, J-dubs,

01:07there's no holes in your store.

01:13Of course, I'll have to taste every topping.

01:15Butter, jam, cheese, avocado, mustard.

01:21Mustard.

01:22No, no.

01:23What?

01:24Get out!

01:25No!

01:26If there's even a crumb of evidence

01:27that your crumpets aren't National Treasures,

01:29I will track it down and take it in for tasting.

01:32Don't you mean testing?

01:34Whatever.

01:35Now, what's in that room?

01:36Oh, that's just a cupboard.

01:38That's just a cupboard.

01:42Holy crumpets.

01:49Good Lord, it's beautiful.

01:52Take it all in!

01:56Your cooperation has been noted.

01:58What?

01:59When will we find out?

02:01About what?

02:02Oh, the National Treasure thing.

02:04I made that up.

02:06Thanks for the crumpets.

02:07Go, go, go!

02:09Well, she's not as nice as everyone says.

02:13Warburton's Crumpets.

02:14A national pleasure.

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