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#Steins;Gate
Steins;Gate is a 2009 science fiction visual novel game developed by 5pb. and Nitroplus. It is the second game in the Science Adventure series, following Chaos;Head. The story follows a group of students as they discover and develop technology that gives them the means to change the past. The gameplay in Steins;Gate includes branching scenarios with courses of interaction.
#Steins;Gate
Steins;Gate is a 2009 science fiction visual novel game developed by 5pb. and Nitroplus. It is the second game in the Science Adventure series, following Chaos;Head. The story follows a group of students as they discover and develop technology that gives them the means to change the past. The gameplay in Steins;Gate includes branching scenarios with courses of interaction.
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00:00Consider. Can the universe be justifiably called infinite? Doubtful.
00:12It may not have a discernible end, but it had a beginning.
00:17And its component parts definitely have a limited cosmological shelf life.
00:23Splitting hairs or not, if history tells us anything,
00:26it's that scientists often make very poor poets.
00:30We're all just a ship of fools chasing phantoms,
00:34heedless of what really underwrites natural law.
00:40Oh, Corrine!
00:50Yeah, yeah.
01:00Infiltration commencing.
01:15El, Psy, conquer.
01:17Over and out.
01:18Place is a mortuary.
01:25Organization stink is all over this.
01:28Why did we come here again?
01:30You're here because I permit you to be.
01:33Ooh, a time machine.
01:38Neat.
01:40The good doctor has beaten us to the punch, oh devoted one.
01:43He, in his unqualified hubris, has broken ground on the invention of the millennium.
01:48And I'm morbidly curious to see where our theories intersect, if at all.
01:51What the hell?
02:12Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.
02:18Is anything not an emergency?
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26I know sometimes it's not, but this one counts for sure.
02:29These are really, really rare, and I'm broke.
02:33I look like an ATM to you?
02:35Too bad, so sad, greedy Gus.
02:37Life lesson.
02:38Aww.
02:39The reality principle does like to disabuse us of our whims.
02:47In case in point, this one's a dud.
02:53Ah, look, he's a metal.
02:57Huh?
02:57I don't believe it.
02:59A metal oopa.
03:01And that's good.
03:02Ah, you bet it is.
03:04Yes, well, you would know better than I.
03:11Thank you, Ocarine.
03:13Hoi and Kyoma.
03:14Whatever, you're the best.
03:16My name is a matter of...
03:18Your attention, please.
03:21Dr. Nakabachi's conference is about to begin on the eighth floor lecture hall.
03:25All who are interested are welcome to attend.
03:27Printed on the handouts there in front of you is more or less the hard blueprint for one
03:34of mankind's oldest ambitions.
03:37Of course, the theoretical scaffolding begs some explanation.
03:40As I'm sure you're aware, mainstream science currently blows something like...
03:44Okay, don't be mad.
03:45I think I dropped my oopa, but I'm looking for it.
03:50The interdimensional vectors of time travel...
03:53...verified experiment, et cetera.
03:55Bringing them under the same umbrella, however, has so far proved elusive.
04:00Doctor!
04:02Save your questions until...
04:04I have none, sir.
04:05I throw down the gauntlet as to your theory's authorship.
04:07Do you take us all for babes in the wilderness?
04:10Please, world lines, curb black holes.
04:12Two words, sir.
04:13John Teeter.
04:14Oh, yes.
04:15I submit to all and sundry that you have shamelessly plagiarized the decade-old scratchings
04:20of an internet meme.
04:21Oh, please.
04:22Far from it, my friend.
04:24Teeter's so-called theories are borderline schizophrenic.
04:27Well, you'd certainly be in a unique position to know.
04:30I wonder if you might indulge us with a brief overview of just where your views diverge.
04:35Excuse us.
04:39Hey!
04:39Seriously?
04:40John Teeter?
04:41You guys got a point.
04:42There's, like, similarities out the wazoo.
04:44Hmph!
04:46Who in the hell are you?
04:48I think that's my line.
04:50Beg pardon?
04:52Okay, so what were you trying to tell me back there?
04:55Earlier, I mean.
04:57Earlier?
04:58Quarter of an hour ago.
05:00They let you out of the nuthouse?
05:02Hold on a second.
05:04Makisei Kurisu?
05:06The published Makisei Kurisu.
05:08Okay, that's impressive.
05:11I'm guessing you're a grunt in some university lab.
05:13Damn your eyes!
05:15What is the organization playing at?
05:17Uh, I'm sorry?
05:20Look, I just wanted to ask you about-
05:22And you're a fool to expect I'll talk.
05:24Red alert.
05:25I've been cornered by an agent.
05:26Possibly a sleeper.
05:27Certainly illustrious.
05:28Who are you talking to?
05:29Fear not.
05:30I'll give her the slip, somehow.
05:31Perhaps-
05:32Uh, it's not on.
05:35Well, you are a credit to your training, madam.
05:42Few discover the ploy.
05:44This phone shuts off automatically in all hands but mine,
05:47thus preserving the integrity of my communications.
05:52Great.
05:52You are crazy.
05:55Clearly this is asking a lot,
05:56but I need you to summon up whatever focus you can spare.
05:59Think back 15 minutes.
06:01You were trying your damnedest to tell me something,
06:04and going by the look you had on your face,
06:06it was worth hearing.
06:10Nice.
06:11But don't think to ensnare me with this gambit.
06:13And rest assured, when next we meet,
06:15I shan't be caught off guard so easily.
06:17Very well.
06:19Wait, I-
06:21Clearly a lunatic.
06:30I think I'd remember meeting her.
06:46Aha!
06:47There you are.
06:49Mayuri, where have you been?
06:51What do you mean?
06:52I texted.
06:54My opa's gone missing.
06:55I wrote my name on it and everything.
06:58Did you drop it somewhere?
06:59Probably.
07:00Such is life.
07:01Ah!
07:02You have any idea how much a metal ooppa goes for on eBay?
07:05We're talking 10,000 yen!
07:0710,000 yen?
07:09Yup.
07:13Well, don't just stand there.
07:15That little bobble could be the lab's ticket back to the black.
07:18I'm not gonna sell, my friend.
07:20Just imagine all the gloriously wicked experiments
07:23we could get off the ground with 10,000 yen in the coffers.
07:25I'm not gonna sell it.
07:27Don't-
07:28Whoa.
07:31Whoa.
07:36Get outside.
07:37I know you're there.
07:58I know you're there.
07:58Holy crap.
08:11Holy crap.
08:13What's going on?
08:26I guess it was mine.
08:28Hey, Ocarine!
08:41Hey, you feel all right?
08:47Because you look like you're about to throw up.
08:50Someone's been murdered.
08:53He ate the floor.
09:17Oh, my God.
09:47What is going on?
09:54Bottoms up!
10:00What the hell is this?
10:02Um, a drink?
10:03No, I mean, everyone just disappeared.
10:06They did?
10:07Yes. A moment ago, there were people here.
10:10Really?
10:11Stop kidding around. You had to have seen it, too.
10:13Tell me you saw it, too.
10:15I didn't.
10:15This is ridiculous.
10:17This is ridiculous.
10:17This is ridiculous.
10:45This is ridiculous.
10:47What the hell is this?
10:49What the hell is this?
10:51What the hell is this?
10:53What the hell is this?
10:55I'll see you next time.
11:25I'll see you next time.
11:55I'll see you next time.
12:25I'll see you next time.
12:27I'll see you next time.
12:30I still think that Ocarina sounds way cuter.
12:33Silence!
12:34My nom de plume is for special missions only.
12:37The girl is known as 002, my assistant, cosplayer and resident female, Shina Mayuri.
12:43Do-do-do!
12:45I prefer Mayushi.
12:46Next up, I give you Hashina Itaru, our hack, member 003.
12:54It's hack-er.
12:55The way you say it makes no sense.
12:56These are the members.
12:58Stop third degree-ing the little guy, will ya?
13:01It's getting painful.
13:02Bad enough you yoinked him out of the 80% off bin.
13:06Heed me.
13:06To find us, pry open the tiny door, hang a left at Red Queen's Earth, Sat's Botanical,
13:12and we're two blocks up in the warehouse lofts just before March Hare's haberdashery.
13:17Chaos is our prime directive to pitch the world on its ear via the maddest of mad sciences.
13:22If you knew all of this prior, continue to stare blankly.
13:26Aha!
13:26Just as I suspected.
13:28Doff the charade, mutant!
13:30Hey, guys, you know what?
13:31I was just thinking how weird it would be if to Alpaca Man we're the weird old piece of discount software...
13:36Maybe we could stitch together an 8-bit Turing test slash first-person shooter and find out.
13:41Ooh, and we could use it on your 2D girlfriends to see if they're really into you.
13:44They're not girlfriends.
13:46They're a harem I worked very hard for.
13:48No one wants to discuss your din of iniquity.
13:50We were just having a lively back-and-forth about the age-old question of whether or not the world, as we know it,
13:56isn't just some high-res RPG programmed into existence by a higher intelligence.
14:00It's not.
14:01How do you know?
14:02Because as a concept, it's absolutely bunk.
14:04And because every moment we fritter away pondering such nonsense,
14:07we lose time more fruitfully spent devising ways to unravel the organization's plan.
14:12Oh, yeah, my bad.
14:13Didn't mean to take us down the rabbit hole there.
14:15Hold thy tongue, Hack.
14:17You are addressing the rabbit hole's preeminent denizen.
14:19Ho-in-kyo-ma!
14:26I'm sorry, you said something?
14:27Mark me, my poor sign friend.
14:29One of these days you'll despair to have missed even the least of my utterances.
14:33Exactly why I back up every insane outburst in triplicate, Chief.
14:38Breast chopper's gotta be on the scene by now.
14:40Several sources independently confirmed that the impact occurred around noon.
14:43The object appears to be a satellite.
14:47As you can probably judge for yourselves at home, it's massive.
14:50Okay.
14:51We're tracing steps.
14:54Mairi came with me to see Dr. Nakabachi's showboat this morning.
14:57I remember that.
14:58We left the lab together, in fact.
15:00We were standing in the doorway of a half-empty lecture hall when the crash happened.
15:04But then what?
15:09I did?
15:10Yeah, I was right there with you.
15:12We saw the crash on the news and you said,
15:14The organization has made its move at last!
15:17Or whatever.
15:18Then we ran straight there to have a good look.
15:21Canceled?
15:22How can you be surprised?
15:23You were ranting sideways about it this morning and said the doc got cold feet.
15:27No, no, no, no.
15:28Nakabachi's lecture started at 12 o'clock on the dot.
15:31Sorry, dude.
15:32You're having a stroke or something.
15:33It was cancelled.
15:35Good thing, too.
15:36They'd be scraping you off the bottom of that satellite if it hadn't been.
15:39What the hell is wrong with me?
15:42Has the organization been tampering with my memory?
15:46Of course!
15:47It's absolutely clear!
15:49Steins Gate has chosen!
15:50And here we go.
15:53Another reference no one gets but you.
15:56Consider your audience once in a while, huh?
16:00Daru, future gadget number one.
16:02Alpaca man's mad.
16:03You changed the channel on him.
16:05He's very sensitive.
16:05Here, thank you.
16:11Damn you, Mr. Braun.
16:13Your shoddy equipment will be our death.
16:14What'd you expect?
16:15He gave it to us for free.
16:17Hack!
16:18Hoist this fossil!
16:19Give the hack thing a rest.
16:21And no, it's a sauna out there.
16:23Just because I've got some meat on my bones doesn't mean I'm, like, strong.
16:27Mutiny!
16:32Mr. Braun!
16:34Hey, it's Mr. Tennoji or it's nothing.
16:37I told you.
16:39I require repairs now.
16:42Or else.
16:42Oh, the hell you do with it now.
16:45Ah, you psycho.
16:46Screw up everything you lay your damn hands on.
16:48That'll be a thousand yen.
16:50That is outright extortion, sir!
16:52I will not stand here and be fleeced!
16:54Toss you out of your digs, if you'd rather.
16:56Damn the vagaries of haggling.
16:58When are you gonna wise up and run with a better crowd, girly?
17:01I don't think I really have a choice.
17:03I'm a hostage, you know.
17:05Yeah, I swear, one of these days.
17:07Are you kidding?
17:08The electron gun's fried.
17:10That'll cost you double.
17:12Take it or leave it.
17:14You're a decision.
17:15New development.
17:22The organization has apparently hit Q-ball into the corner pocket.
17:26Our enemies multiply.
17:27Here.
17:29Huh?
17:32You should guzzle that stuff like it's going out of style.
17:38To exemplary IQs, this stuff is nothing short of ambrosial.
17:45Huh?
17:53Listen to them.
17:55They're singing.
18:01Daru?
18:02It seems our landlord has finally gone over to the enemy, as we feared.
18:06Our hand is forced.
18:07Plan Omega must be set in motion.
18:09All righty.
18:10This is no time to be glib.
18:12We must conduct a verifiable field test for future gadget numero eight.
18:16Oh, right.
18:17The phone wave.
18:18Real name TBA.
18:19Okay.
18:20How do you field test a kitchen appliance?
18:23Three and a half years now, yes?
18:25That's how long you and I have known one another?
18:27Only if we're counting the year and some change of high school,
18:29and we're in different classes and never said a word to each other.
18:32Details, details.
18:34The point is, our friendship spans the abyss of time.
18:37One would imagine our thoughts to be simpatico by this stage.
18:40Heh.
18:41Scary thought.
18:43If you want to give the ring another whirl, though, I'm down for it.
18:46Banana 002.
18:48Why?
18:48You're just gonna nuke the poor thing.
18:51You'll make it all icky.
18:52Steal yourself, woman.
18:53This is for science.
18:55Well, it's your experiment.
18:57Bet you'd think it was pretty wasteful if you paid for these yourself, though.
19:01Yes, yes.
19:01Welcome to the radioactive on-trade navigational gopher for your phone wave.
19:08To set time, press the numerical keys corresponding to the desired allotment of seconds,
19:14followed by the pound sign.
19:15One, two, zero, pound.
19:20Solid turntable action.
19:22Clockwise.
19:23Unique for a microwave, I notice.
19:25Clockwise?
19:26There's significance buried somewhere in that fact.
19:29I can feel it.
19:31Approached from a quantum perspective, Hans' rule of maximum multiplicity...
19:34Don't get ahead of yourself.
19:36No, of course.
19:42Typical result.
19:43Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts.
19:45Doesn't do that to my chicken tenders.
19:47Maybe it's something about...
19:48Perhaps, but the consistency of its effect on bananas tends to strengthen my Steins' Gate hypothesis.
19:52Just what I was thinking.
19:54Stifle.
19:54Eat one for verification.
19:55Hells no.
19:57So be it.
19:58The honors go to you, my lovely.
19:59Do I have to?
20:01The bananas get all gross and floppy.
20:03I don't really like the way they taste.
20:05You've eaten one?
20:07Mayushi.
20:07Huh?
20:08Could you give me that spiel again?
20:10Only instead of gross, could you say wet?
20:12Alrighty.
20:13The bananas get all wet and floppy.
20:15Stop it.
20:15Stop it.
20:15Stop it!
20:17Hopefully this gives our viewers at home a better view of this thing's dimensions.
20:20Not to mention the damage it caused to the building's roots.
20:23I'm totally dying here.
20:25You've been outside all of ten minutes.
20:27Hey, put yourself in my shoes.
20:29It's a lot farther than a guy like me usually ventures on foot in the summer.
20:33Why can't they do it at Queen May's?
20:36Because a college wants nothing to do with a maid cafe.
20:39Yeah, well, the deans are begging me to drop out with that attitude.
20:47Ooh, air conditioning.
20:50I can feel the life coming back.
20:52There's no way in hell the satellite can be just a coincidence.
20:55You still harping on that?
20:56You're telling me you're not the least bit curious to see the crash site.
20:59Like we'd see anything through the crowd.
21:01Besides, I'm keeping tabs on the whole shebang via the interwebs.
21:06Ah, extra vacation days.
21:08Another holiday?
21:12Wait a minute, of course.
21:14Give me your phone.
21:15What for?
21:15Stop asking questions!
21:16Violation of my basic rights, dudebag!
21:19I sent you a text.
21:20Huh?
21:21About Maki Sekurisu's murder.
21:23Dude, that was like so last week.
21:26Last week?
21:27You broke it up into three parts, spam monkey.
21:31See?
21:32Huh?
21:33Received July 23rd, 1256 p.m.
21:36What?
21:38Yep.
21:40What the?
21:41Hang on, my outbox.
21:44Where is it?
21:46What's today?
21:46Huh?
21:47It's the 28th.
21:49Why?
21:51Spill it.
21:52My text traveled backward in time.
21:54What?
21:55What?
21:55It's the 28th.
21:55It's the 28th.
21:59Oh
22:29Oh
22:59Oh
23:29今 吹き返られる