Stan And Haney's First Show April 7,1997

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Stan and Haney's first afternoon show on 96K-Rock. All music and commercials have been removed.

Transcript

00:00:00Ah, 96K Rock, 12 past 2 o'clock on a Monday afternoon. I'm Stan, this is my buddy Haney, and this is the afternoon show.

00:00:11You know what?

00:00:11What?

00:00:12I got to sleep late, and I actually, I feel a lot better, basically, but I'm not any happier.

00:00:19Hell no.

00:00:20Well, you told me that last week.

00:00:22Well, I was hoping that there'd be some sort of epiphany that had happened, you know, when I rolled over and looked at the clock and scoffed at it.

00:00:30But there really wasn't.

00:00:32No.

00:00:34What's his deal? Radio John.

00:00:37Well, Radio John has taken on a different persona today, as we all have to, you know, bow down and kneel before the altar of Howard.

00:00:44We have our own Radio John Stern. We'll be making his debut. Because, I mean, you know, Howard is such an image, we feel like, you know, we have to be tied in with that.

00:00:57Right. Yeah, sure, absolutely, and we've got our own guy here to tie in with that.

00:01:00Yeah, I mean, you don't have a chance at Hallecy and Howard Stern and Fort Myers, but you will see Radio John Stern.

00:01:09If you can see what he looks like, and you will get that opportunity. Very close.

00:01:14When was the last time, I mean, because Katrina at the front desk actually did his hair for him today.

00:01:19When was the last time there was an actual comb or brush or any sort of foreign object in your hair?

00:01:24I don't remember.

00:01:26Now it's all caked up with hairspray, and all she keeps saying is...

00:01:30It's going to say that way for a month now.

00:01:32The only thing you keep saying is, I want to smoke, which, you know, smoke, hairspray, fire, boof.

00:01:37All right, well, I mean, should we describe what his garb is here?

00:01:40Uh, well, go ahead, but if you want to see him, you'll get your opportunity, too.

00:01:46Yeah, he's going to be out and about today wearing all black.

00:01:51He's wearing those same denim pants that have the hole worn in the crotch.

00:01:56No hole in these pants.

00:01:58Well, you're working on one.

00:01:59Damn right.

00:02:00God.

00:02:00All black, big black duster, and I guess he's got himself some Howard Stern glasses, and his hair is all poofed out, and it's going to stay that way a long time.

00:02:12You may have to actually go out and buy some shampoo to get that out.

00:02:15Aw.

00:02:16But, I mean, the whole point of it is we're going to send him out, and he's going to go stand on a lot of hot asphalt with a lot of car exhaust,

00:02:23and no one should be wearing what he's wearing in the heat right now.

00:02:26Yeah, he's going to be sweating a little bit, so you got your cell phone ready?

00:02:29Sure do.

00:02:30And you got your sign?

00:02:32Yep.

00:02:33All right.

00:02:33Hit the road, pal.

00:02:35It's quarter past two at 96 KROQ.

00:02:38Here's Storyville, the blind side, 96 KROQ.

00:02:4496 KROQ, 20 past two, Jimi Hendrix.

00:02:47And coming up in just a few minutes, we will have Radio John Stern on the streets.

00:02:55He's king of all medians.

00:02:57Yeah, that's his title.

00:02:58And also, coming up on the show a little bit later on today, live in the studio, the Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies.

00:03:05So, Ryan, the intern's over here.

00:03:07You just leave them alone.

00:03:08If they ask for a glass of water, you just obey them, and everything will be fine.

00:03:12All right.

00:03:13Yeah, all right.

00:03:14We'll be back after this on 96 KROQ.

00:03:16Okay, it's 2.25 right now, 96 KROQ.

00:03:18I got a question to ask you.

00:03:20Is it important in the afternoon, being that this is our first afternoon show, is it important that you give weather?

00:03:26I mean, I haven't done an afternoon on a regular basis in, like, 13 years.

00:03:31Do you have to give a weather forecast?

00:03:32Does it matter?

00:03:33No, I think, actually, it's frowned upon, Stan.

00:03:35All right.

00:03:36Well, get rid of it.

00:03:39Don't need to worry about that anymore.

00:03:41But it's nice outside.

00:03:42It's hot.

00:03:43And it's very warm.

00:03:44It's damn hot.

00:03:44Which is the perfect opportunity to take Radio John, transform him into Radio John Stern, dress him all in black with a duster that could keep you, well, let's say, fairly comfortable in a blizzard and put him out on hot asphalt.

00:03:59Well, it's my duster.

00:04:01And I can tell you right now.

00:04:02This must have been your duster from, like, middle school.

00:04:06No, actually.

00:04:07Because it don't fit you now.

00:04:07Actually, from a few years ago.

00:04:09It is a large, but it is a very warm piece of clothing.

00:04:13And you're right.

00:04:15If it's cold outside, it'll keep you very warm.

00:04:18It's oil treated so there's no air can pass through it.

00:04:21There we go.

00:04:21It's got that oil spray.

00:04:22You know, that's just our way of letting Radio John know that really nothing's changed.

00:04:28So if you go and you see Radio John Stern.

00:04:32And you won't miss him.

00:04:33And you won't miss him.

00:04:34Give him a friendly toot on the horn, a little wave, and let him know that you support what he's doing out there.

00:04:40What is he doing out there?

00:04:41I don't know.

00:04:42Probably going to drop dead from heat stroke.

00:04:44But we told him, drink fluids.

00:04:47Keep yourself with fluids and keep hydrating yourself.

00:04:51But he doesn't understand that.

00:04:52And boy, was he getting on my nerves before he left.

00:04:56You know, here it is.

00:04:56Well, he has a tendency to.

00:04:57He's very nervous, man.

00:04:59Coming up a little bit later on in the show, we've got this guy by the name of Robert Pelton.

00:05:04And a pretty interesting book he has out if you're a traveler.

00:05:09Well, even if you're not.

00:05:11Yeah, I guess right in our area.

00:05:13This is like not your usual travel book.

00:05:15This is the kick-ass version of a travel book.

00:05:18It's called The World's Most Dangerous Places.

00:05:21He's going to tell you, or he does tell you in the book, and we'll talk to him about it.

00:05:26Dangerous places to go if you travel.

00:05:28I wonder if certain areas of Miami are on that list.

00:05:33Well, I think we'd make the list, especially, you know, the international edition.

00:05:36Right.

00:05:37You know, for you German tourists coming over here, dangerous place.

00:05:40And he's also going to tell you, and this is.

00:05:44Well, it doesn't matter, German, American.

00:05:46Yeah.

00:05:47And he also says the most boring places to go.

00:05:49So if you're looking for a hot place to have a good time, there are certain places, and there are certain places where it's as boring as all.

00:05:56I mean, there are some places that he lists in the book you just wouldn't want to go to, like I haven't planned a vacation to Chechnya.

00:06:02No.

00:06:03But then there are other places you might want to go to, like Brazil during Carnival.

00:06:08You know, speaking of killing time, and this guy will tell us all, but I don't know if you picked up the paper at all today.

00:06:15No.

00:06:15And there is in the local and state.

00:06:18Now, the Midpoint Bridge is being built.

00:06:21Obviously a big thing, a lot of construction going on.

00:06:24Yeah, slow and go.

00:06:25Slow and go.

00:06:25So there's an old folks residence where 78-year-old men, 75-year-old men get their lounge chairs and their folding chairs, park themselves out by the Calusa Hatchie, and watch them build this bridge all day.

00:06:44There was a picture from Cape Coral.

00:06:45Like five old guys with nothing better to do, they open up their chairs and sit and watch them build the bridge.

00:06:52And they chat about old times and what they'd like to be doing.

00:06:56I mean, what in hell?

00:06:56It beats game shows, I guess.

00:06:58Well, you're getting fresh air.

00:07:00Unless it's that time of the year where the Calusa Hatchie starts kicking back all that gunk.

00:07:04Well, plus the fact, you know, a lot of dust gets kicked up during construction.

00:07:08So probably, you know, some upper respiratory problems, but a small price to pay to be out in the glorious sun contracting some sort of melanoma.

00:07:16Absolutely right.

00:07:18All right, it's 2.30 right now.

00:07:19If I have anything to say about it, I'm not going out in the sun.

00:07:22No.

00:07:23Ever again.

00:07:24Well, you have a tendency to burn.

00:07:28I'm almost vampire-like, and I didn't know this because I hadn't really been forced to go out in the sun a lot.

00:07:34But after that journey to the glades thing, man, out in the middle of the goddamn Everglades.

00:07:40Oh, man.

00:07:41And you want to talk about hot.

00:07:42It was hotter than Birmingham there.

00:07:45Yeah, and of course, they'd have the cool refreshments for you, but being that you were out in the Everglades on the Indian Reservation, prices were jacked up just a bit.

00:07:54Well, I was fine.

00:07:56You believe me, you're happy to pay at that point because there ain't nowhere else to go.

00:08:00You better believe it.

00:08:03Time now for...

00:08:04You know, watching the cattle by the side of the road panting and nearly drowning themselves trying to get cool.

00:08:11Well, they had some swamp area where they could cool off.

00:08:14Time now for news and kind of the stranger side.

00:08:18Here's what's going on, Mark Haney.

00:08:20Go ahead.

00:08:20Why'd you say kind of the stranger side?

00:08:21Why does everybody try to do that?

00:08:23You know, I'm a journalist.

00:08:25Mark?

00:08:25I call it as I see it.

00:08:27You dig up stories that the average newsman does not do.

00:08:31That is through your own jaded, biased filter.

00:08:36Here's hard news with Mark Haney.

00:08:38Detectives say two drifters accused of murdering a Massachusetts tourist in a local motel wasted very little time to enjoy the fruits of the crime.

00:08:49Lee County authorities say Bobby Commander and Clyde Miller used G. Robert Richardson's credit cards to enjoy a fine meal in a Chinese restaurant and a shopping spree before police spotted the victim's rental car and arrested the two Einsteins.

00:09:03The 73-year-old Richardson was a retired advertising executive who'd come to Fort Myers to watch the Red Sox do their spring training.

00:09:09His body was found bound with duct tape on the floor of, I believe, room 21 in the local motel.

00:09:15Yes.

00:09:15The commander and Miller now face a variety of felony charges, including murder and car theft on top of that.

00:09:22I mean, that's genius.

00:09:24I guess the people around there had seen the tourist having a couple of beers by the pool with these guys.

00:09:31I guess they tried to warn him.

00:09:33Do you see that one guy?

00:09:34That one guy all goofy looking in the face?

00:09:36Yeah, but I guess this guy was just friendly, and that's what did him in.

00:09:40Of course, you're dealing with geniuses there.

00:09:43Take his credit cards and drive the rental car around town.

00:09:46Not that hard to find.

00:09:47What was it?

00:09:48Naples is, what, 20 miles, 25 miles out of town.

00:09:51Easy to find.

00:09:52Yep.

00:09:53Neal credit card trail following him.

00:09:54An argument over who would dance with a woman at a wedding reception left one man dead.

00:10:02Wilton Manors, do you know where the hell that is?

00:10:04Nope.

00:10:05Somewhere in Florida.

00:10:06No.

00:10:07The police there say a fight broke out among several men, and a 23-year-old man, Hanuk Paul, got hit over the head with a bottle.

00:10:15Witnesses say Paul went outside to fight with his attacker, and he was shot several times the instant he stepped through the doorway.

00:10:21Reception guests say Paul staggered back into the hall and collapsed, bleeding, rushed to the hospital where he died.

00:10:26Investigators say a pregnant woman was also wounded and hospitalized in stable condition.

00:10:30Police are still searching for the wedding guest who killed him.

00:10:35That's why I don't like weddings.

00:10:36No.

00:10:38See, I keep a bank of those stories and keep them all on one file on my computer.

00:10:42After anybody invites me to a wedding, I just send that right off to them.

00:10:45Last wedding I went to, I think, was my own.

00:10:48That was the last one.

00:10:50And then the one before that was yours.

00:10:51Well, I remember your wedding day was weird, because my buddy was getting married the same day, and I had to go to both weddings.

00:10:57You talk about hell on earth, man.

00:11:00A lot of finger foods, not enough beer.

00:11:03Florida's top cop says he'll be meeting with other state officials to come up with a strategy to foil the concept of medical marijuana.

00:11:09Last fall, voters in California and Arizona approved constitutional amendments allowing the use of certain illegal drugs if a doctor recommends them for medicinal purposes, which is the only way you should use any drug, friend.

00:11:21Florida Department of Law Enforcement Commissioner Tim Moore is convinced a similar drive will be launched in Florida soon.

00:11:27He wants to make sure the state presents a united front to defeat any amendment that would permit the use of marijuana or other illegal drugs for medical purposes.

00:11:36All right.

00:11:36It's 2.35 right now.

00:11:38K-Rock, hello, you're on the air.

00:11:39Hey, Haney.

00:11:40What?

00:11:41Is Hallman's eye as bad as that guy's on the paper?

00:11:44Oh, well, the guy on the paper had other problems.

00:11:48Hallman has an individual eye.

00:11:50I've never seen another one like it.

00:11:52Is it glass?

00:11:53No.

00:11:53It looks glass, though.

00:11:55It looks glass, and it looks like it was a bad job.

00:11:58Well, if he's looking at you, let's say Hallman's facing you and Stan.

00:12:03He's got his right eye.

00:12:04Which one, can you tell which one he's really looking at?

00:12:07No, if he tells you to pick it up, we both pick something up.

00:12:10All right, guys.

00:12:11See you.

00:12:11All right, man.

00:12:11Bye.

00:12:12The right eye is the one that will look straight at you, and the left one wanders off.

00:12:16Right.

00:12:17Now, if it was glass, and I learned this from watching Sammy Davis Jr. and Peter Falk, both of whom will have glass eyes.

00:12:24If they look straight at you, they look normal.

00:12:26The glass eye, it doesn't move.

00:12:29So they can look down, and that one eye still looks at you.

00:12:31Well, what do you want me?

00:12:32I mean, what?

00:12:33Taking a look at sports right now, yesterday, the flamboyant owner of the Washington Redskins died.

00:12:40Jack Kent Cooke died at the age of 84, had a heart attack, was also...

00:12:43Yeah, I didn't realize all this other stuff he did.

00:12:46He owned the Lakers.

00:12:47I guess he was the guy that signed a young Lou L. Cinder, made the trade to get him, and also responsible for getting Magic Johnson there.

00:12:55Correct.

00:12:56He also owned the Los Angeles Kings.

00:12:58Toronto Maple Leafs.

00:13:00In 1979, he sold all that off, went and got the Washington Redskins.

00:13:05Of course, integral in making sure that big stadium was built for them, which they'll start playing in this season.

00:13:10But come on, the guy was 84.

00:13:12I think, to be honest with you, I hate to say this, but I thought he'd been dead a long time.

00:13:16Yeah, because he's got all his sons are named Kent Cooke.

00:13:19I think he has, like, 16 sons, and they're all, I think they're all like, you know, like, Joe Kent Cooke, Jim Kent Cooke, and they all...

00:13:27And I thought he'd been dead and turned it over to the sons a while ago, but evidently not.

00:13:30A heart attack killed him.

00:13:32A career in the national...

00:13:33He's a Canadian, you know.

00:13:35I didn't know that.

00:13:35Canadian.

00:13:36Oh, well.

00:13:37He made it big in America.

00:13:38Well, like they all do.

00:13:39Yep.

00:13:42Retirement in the National Hockey League.

00:13:43It's official now.

00:13:44Mario Lemieux is going to be...

00:13:46Mario or Mario.

00:13:47Either or, it's appropriate.

00:13:48Depends on what side of the border you're on.

00:13:50Five-time National Hockey League scoring champ.

00:13:52He's only 31 years old, but has been battling a bad back.

00:13:56Had the bout with cancer.

00:13:57It was hinted around that he was going to retire after this season.

00:14:00The ownership would have liked him to do it after the playoffs were over with, but he just decided to...

00:14:05Look, I'm 31.

00:14:06I'm ready to retire.

00:14:08612 goals.

00:14:10Currently has 1,489 points.

00:14:12He's 11th on the all-time assist list.

00:14:15He's truly one of the greats.

00:14:16I want to, you know, send that to Gordie Howe.

00:14:19Give him a little wake-up call.

00:14:20The guy's 31 and he's beat to crap.

00:14:21You don't need to be coming out at 7.

00:14:23That's right.

00:14:24NBA tonight.

00:14:24Charlotte will take on Cleveland.

00:14:26The Heat will be in Detroit to take on the Pistons.

00:14:29Philadelphia goes against Chicago.

00:14:30Portland will be at Denver and San Antonio at Utah.

00:14:34Did you see the magic game?

00:14:35Yeah.

00:14:35With the Bulls?

00:14:36Yeah.

00:14:36Could you believe that fat Brian Williams showing back up?

00:14:39Yep.

00:14:40Even Gookas was slamming on him, and that was his boy.

00:14:42He's going, ah, Brian's gained a little weight since the last time I saw him.

00:14:45Well, did you hear Marv Albert...

00:14:47I guess he's playing himself into shape, Matt.

00:14:49Did you hear Marv Albert take a shot at Gookas about Kerr?

00:14:54You know, he used to be in Orlando Magic, but he didn't get played much.

00:14:58And then Gookas goes back.

00:15:00Yeah, he couldn't hit anything.

00:15:01Gookas was taking some pops yesterday.

00:15:03It's 20 before 3 at 96K Rock.

00:15:07Here's the latest from Aerosmith off their Nine Lives album.

00:15:11It's called Falling in Love, 96K Rock.

00:15:1796K Rock.

00:15:18George Thurgood, who do you love?

00:15:20And, of course, this morning, Southwest Florida was introduced to Howard Stern on this radio station.

00:15:27Well, the excitement continues this afternoon as we introduce Southwest Florida to Radio John Stern.

00:15:36John, are you there?

00:15:37Yeah.

00:15:37What are you doing?

00:15:38Where are you at?

00:15:38Heading down to 41, just passing them all.

00:15:40All right.

00:15:41Here's what I want you to do.

00:15:43Go.

00:15:43I want you to go to the Edisonian Motel.

00:15:45Right.

00:15:46I want you to keep on all of your Radio John Stern garb.

00:15:49I know it's a little uncomfortable, but it's for the show.

00:15:51Right.

00:15:52I want you to head on out by the pool.

00:15:55Mm-hmm.

00:15:55They got a pool there?

00:15:56Yeah.

00:15:57Okay.

00:15:57Head on out by the pool.

00:15:59See if there's any local characters around.

00:16:00Offer him smoke.

00:16:01See if we can talk to him.

00:16:02Right.

00:16:03Call us when you get there.

00:16:04I go.

00:16:05I will.

00:16:05Bye-bye.

00:16:05Bye.

00:16:06See you later.

00:16:07That guy, even in an air-conditioned car right now, has got to be baking alive.

00:16:12Oh, yeah, he is.

00:16:14Because, seriously, that jacket and the garbage...

00:16:18Well, it's designed for a snowstorm.

00:16:20It's designed for incredible winds, rain, and cold.

00:16:24And as you said, it's oil-coated, so no air can get in.

00:16:27Nor escape.

00:16:28It's all designed to keep you nice and warm.

00:16:30Hold on a second.

00:16:31That's your jacket, isn't it?

00:16:32Yeah.

00:16:32You're not going to want that back, are you?

00:16:33Yeah, I'm going to have it professionally cleaned.

00:16:36K-Rock, hello.

00:16:37You're on the air.

00:16:38Hey, how's it going, guys?

00:16:39Hey, how are you?

00:16:39Hey, speaking of Howard Stern, I just wanted to call up and say, with Howard in the morning

00:16:44and you guys in the afternoon, it doesn't get any better.

00:16:46Doesn't it, though?

00:16:47I mean, it's just a great feeling, isn't it?

00:16:49I mean, all I need now is just a kegger, and hey, I'm set.

00:16:51That's all right.

00:16:52Okay, hey, keep up the good work.

00:16:53Thanks, man.

00:16:54Ryan, you want to get me a towel?

00:16:56My ass is a little wet.

00:16:57Why is your ass wet?

00:16:58Because he was kissing it so heavy.

00:17:01It is National Guitar Month, if you didn't know that.

00:17:0496 K-Rock and Brent's Music.

00:17:06Is it national or international?

00:17:07International.

00:17:08International Guitar Month.

00:17:1096 K-Rock and Brent's Music headquarters present International Guitar Month.

00:17:15See, now you got me thinking about it.

00:17:16Yeah, because you said National Guitar Month.

00:17:18For crying out loud.

00:17:19By virtue of the borders, man, you take away people like Ravi Shanker.

00:17:25That's true.

00:17:26It's international, so Ravi Shanker, he's still in there.

00:17:2996 K-Rock.

00:17:30Would a sitar still count?

00:17:32Is that a guitar?

00:17:33It's a sitar.

00:17:34Well, yeah.

00:17:35It's a stringed instrument.

00:17:36It's the same family.

00:17:37I guess it would still count, but I don't think they're giving away one.

00:17:39No.

00:17:4096 K-Rock and Brent's Music headquarters present International Guitar Month.

00:17:45Be the 10th caller at 277 or 775-9600, and we'll give you a CD from the K-Rock pile,

00:17:51and you'll automatically be qualified to win an acoustic guitar and a trip to New York City

00:17:57to see Van Morrison in concert.

00:17:59We need the 10th caller right now, 277 or 775-9600.

00:18:05I read a quote from Ravi Shanker today.

00:18:07He says he can't understand why people feel like they have to be smoking pot to enjoy sitar music.

00:18:12You don't have to.

00:18:14You're the only person who ever heard that said that.

00:18:17We'll be back at 96 K-Rock after this.

00:18:1996 K-Rock, WRXK Bonita Springs has the pretenders.

00:18:26Before then was the wallflower's 6th Avenue heartache.

00:18:30It's just after 3 o'clock.

00:18:32Yeah, right here on 96 K-Rock, your Stan and Haney station for Southwest Florida.

00:18:36That's right.

00:18:37And still to come on the show today, we're waiting on Radio John Stern,

00:18:44who, give him directions on where he's supposed to go, and you can count on him getting lost.

00:18:50The guy's been in this town for how many years?

00:18:53I don't know.

00:18:54You know, the guy delivers papers.

00:18:55You'd think he'd be able to find, you know, a simple address.

00:18:57I know.

00:18:58He's very flustered right now.

00:19:00Program director Matt Mangus has told me that the Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies are on time.

00:19:04They'll be performing live in the studio during the 4 o'clock hour.

00:19:10And also coming up today...

00:19:11We've got kind of a theme thing going.

00:19:13Robert Pelton is the author of the world's most dangerous and boring places.

00:19:21Now, dangerous places I've looked at, the boring places I haven't.

00:19:24And who gives a damn?

00:19:25If they're boring, just stay away from them.

00:19:27You want to know where the dangerous places are.

00:19:29You know, where you can live life in the fast lane.

00:19:33And take the risks of possibly getting beaten, mugged, or murdered.

00:19:36That's the stand I know.

00:19:38That was especially evident in New Orleans.

00:19:40Can we go back to the hotel now?

00:19:41Can we go back to the hotel now?

00:19:43Are you sure this is a good neighborhood?

00:19:45Haney, what have you got me into?

00:19:46No, that's not true.

00:19:47There's no street car up here.

00:19:49What are you talking about?

00:19:50Let's get back to the hotel.

00:19:51I'm scared.

00:19:53Is this a bus stop?

00:19:54That's not true.

00:19:54You and I comb that city.

00:19:56Yeah, but you weren't real happy about it at certain points.

00:20:00It's New Orleans.

00:20:01I even read the thing in my hotel room when it pops up on the TV that you can even get

00:20:05mugged while you're in the elevator of your own hotel.

00:20:07Well, it depends on what hotel.

00:20:09Even the nice one that we were at.

00:20:12So, you know, I keep my eyes peeled.

00:20:13Always be prepared rather than sorry.

00:20:16That's why you're working on a heart condition because you're always paranoid and always,

00:20:19you know...

00:20:20Five past three o'clock.

00:20:22Your heart's beating like a hummingbird's even right now when you're just doing a simple

00:20:25radio show.

00:20:26Five past three o'clock at 96 K-Rock.

00:20:28Here's Led Zeppelin.

00:20:3396 K-Rock.

00:20:35Van Halen.

00:20:36Jump.

00:20:37Quarter past three on a Monday afternoon.

00:20:40I'm Stan.

00:20:41This is my buddy Haney.

00:20:43This is the Stan and Haney afternoon show.

00:20:45And, uh...

00:20:47Mark, I guess out on the streets right now as we speak is, uh...

00:20:51Radio John Stern.

00:20:53Making his Southwest Florida debut.

00:20:56And, uh...

00:20:57Hopefully, uh...

00:20:58We'll get a call from him.

00:21:00He should have called a couple of minutes ago so that we could be ready for him.

00:21:04But, uh...

00:21:05He is out and about.

00:21:07We kind of got like a theme going this afternoon.

00:21:09In a couple minutes we're going to talk to the guy that, uh...

00:21:11Put together this travel guide called The World's Most Dangerous Places.

00:21:15Like, say, you want a vacation in Iran.

00:21:16He'll tell you how to get in and what to avoid while you're there.

00:21:20And we've got, uh...

00:21:22Our own Radio John Stern checking out some of Fort Myers, uh...

00:21:25Dangerous places.

00:21:26As a matter of fact, as we, uh...

00:21:28Speak, here he is.

00:21:30Uh...

00:21:30Radio John Stern, are you there?

00:21:32Yes, sir.

00:21:33Where are you?

00:21:34I'm at the Edisonian down on, uh...

00:21:36On, uh...

00:21:36US-41.

00:21:37Are you telling me the infamous Edisonian, uh...

00:21:40Motel?

00:21:40Yes, sir.

00:21:41As a matter of fact, I'm standing, uh...

00:21:43Directly in front of room 21.

00:21:45Really?

00:21:46Yeah.

00:21:46Now, where's the pool in relation to 21?

00:21:49Um...

00:21:49Good view of it.

00:21:50You got a good view of it?

00:21:51Yeah, or a catty corner.

00:21:52Anybody out by the pool drinking beer?

00:21:54Uh...

00:21:55Not at all, as a matter of fact.

00:21:56Got a couple gentlemen over here.

00:21:58Why don't you go and try and buddy up to them?

00:22:00Offer them a smoke.

00:22:01Find out if they're Sox fans.

00:22:03No problem.

00:22:04How you doing, man?

00:22:05I'm Radio John Stern from K-Rock.

00:22:07You want to be on the radio?

00:22:08Just for a second.

00:22:10Offer them a smoke, John.

00:22:13Okay.

00:22:14Offer them a smoke.

00:22:15Need a smoke?

00:22:16Does not need a smoke.

00:22:17You guys Sox fans?

00:22:19You guys Red Sox fans, by any chance?

00:22:24Yes, they are definitely Red Sox fans.

00:22:26Good team this year, huh?

00:22:27Hey, possibly.

00:22:28John?

00:22:32Yes?

00:22:33Is that as far as you're going to go to try to buddy up with him?

00:22:35What's that?

00:22:36Is that as far as you're going to go to try to buddy up with him?

00:22:39They seem a little bit nervous about me.

00:22:41No, you're the one that seems a little bit nervous.

00:22:43Tell them you need a buddy.

00:22:45Hey, I need a buddy.

00:22:47What'd they say?

00:22:49He's smiling, but he's still a little bit nervous.

00:22:50All right, tell them you got $1,000 cash in your pocket right now.

00:22:53Okay, he wants to talk to me first before I go to the radio.

00:22:59Tell them you got $1,000 in your wallet.

00:23:02I ain't telling nobody in this part of town I got $1,000.

00:23:04I got $1,000.

00:23:05Tell them that.

00:23:06All in tens and twenties.

00:23:08$1,000 is in your pocket right now.

00:23:10Hey, I got $1,000 in my pocket right now.

00:23:12Want to be my friend?

00:23:13Want to be my friend?

00:23:15Want to go out for Chinese?

00:23:17How about them socks?

00:23:19How about them socks?

00:23:21So you're over by 21 now?

00:23:22Yes, sir.

00:23:23You should take a quick knock at the door there.

00:23:25All right.

00:23:25See who's in there.

00:23:26Okay.

00:23:31I've been told not to go in there.

00:23:35I heard that.

00:23:36Why?

00:23:37No problem.

00:23:38Why aren't you supposed to go in there?

00:23:39I don't know.

00:23:40Is it still a crime scene?

00:23:42Ask him why you're not supposed to go over there.

00:23:44He's disappeared.

00:23:46There's no crime scene tape up.

00:23:48It appears to be in good shape.

00:23:50How far are you from the front desk?

00:23:51Front desk?

00:23:52I'm going to take a walk around.

00:23:53All right.

00:23:54Head on over to the front desk.

00:23:55Let's see how much a room is.

00:23:56Okay.

00:23:57Let them know who you are.

00:23:59No problem.

00:24:02And see, and actually find out how much a room is.

00:24:04Well-maintained grounds there, John?

00:24:07Extremely.

00:24:08See if 21's available, too.

00:24:10All right.

00:24:10Maybe you ask him if there's a discounted rate.

00:24:14Yeah.

00:24:15I have my doubts.

00:24:17Well, I don't care about your doubts.

00:24:22I want you real loud as you're walking around.

00:24:24$1,000 in my pocket.

00:24:26How you doing?

00:24:27Yeah, let's look and see.

00:24:28How much is the room here?

00:24:32$38.15 a night.

00:24:36Does that include, like, a pool view?

00:24:38And that includes the pool use and all that?

00:24:41Oh, the pool's closed right now.

00:24:42The pool's closed right now?

00:24:43Tell him you'd like a room with a pool view, like, say, old 21 has a nice view you saw.

00:24:48It was a possible rent room 21.

00:24:51Room 21 is not for rent.

00:24:53Well, tell him you like the pool view.

00:24:56Sure about that.

00:24:57There's no way I could give you a little extra money.

00:24:58Are you listening to me tell him you want a room with a pool view?

00:25:01Yeah, I'm listening to.

00:25:01You thought 21 was it.

00:25:03Yeah, I'd like to see if I get it.

00:25:04There's no way I could rent room 21.

00:25:05I really like that room.

00:25:06I like the view of the pool.

00:25:10Okay, well, that's...

00:25:11How long before it will be available?

00:25:13When is it going to be available?

00:25:15Ah, well, I think I've been dismissed.

00:25:18Did he say...

00:25:19Did I think I hear him say that he wouldn't rent to you anyways?

00:25:22That's exactly right.

00:25:23Well, tell him he's got a discrimination suit coming up against him.

00:25:29He's gone.

00:25:29Well, you're going to be gone now, too.

00:25:32Okay, where do you want me to go?

00:25:35You know what to do.

00:25:36Look around.

00:25:37We just want Southwest Florida to get to meet Radio John Stern.

00:25:39Right, so find yourself a nice median, because you are king of all medians.

00:25:43No problem.

00:25:44Are you outside the office right now?

00:25:46Yes.

00:25:46Okay, is there anybody around?

00:25:48Not a one.

00:25:49The place is largely deserted.

00:25:51Now that I've been dismissed, I can tell you, this place is really dumb.

00:25:54All right, well, if there's nobody around, top of your lungs real loud, I got a thousand

00:25:59bucks cash in my pocket.

00:26:00Who wants to be my buddy?

00:26:01I got a thousand bucks cash in my pocket right now!

00:26:03Who wants to be my buddy?

00:26:04Who wants to be my buddy?

00:26:07All right, get in your car and haul ass.

00:26:08You got it.

00:26:09Goodbye.

00:26:10Bye.

00:26:10So, as we can see, during the daylight hours, it appears to be perfectly safe there.

00:26:17Very calm, safe place.

00:26:18Absolutely.

00:26:19Not a dangerous place at all.

00:26:21It's 20 past three at 96 KROQ.

00:26:2796 KROQ, 329 right now on the afternoon show with Stan and Haney.

00:26:32Johnny Lang, he's like a five-year-old toddler who knows how to play a guitar.

00:26:37Lie to me.

00:26:39And Radio John Stern on his way to a median.

00:26:43We'll tell you where he's at in just a little while.

00:26:45Make sure you give him a friendly toot on the horn and say hey.

00:26:47Because that's what he's known as now.

00:26:49Radio John Stern, king of all medians.

00:26:51Right, so that's where we've got him.

00:26:53We'll have him on a median.

00:26:54And you truly can't miss him.

00:26:57KROQ, hello, you're on the air.

00:26:58Yes, I'm vacationing from Hooterville.

00:27:02Yeah, you sounded.

00:27:02I want to know if Mark Haney is related to Mr. Haney from Green Acres.

00:27:06That was my father.

00:27:08And it's a very sensitive subject with him, so back down.

00:27:12All right?

00:27:12The man's dead.

00:27:13The Douglas' won't like that.

00:27:15No, they won't like that.

00:27:16And that container.

00:27:16I'll get ahold of Arnold Zippler straight in the whole day and problem out.

00:27:19Yeah.

00:27:20KROQ.

00:27:20You know what?

00:27:21That's the only thing that could beat this job is if you had no job and could just drink

00:27:25all day.

00:27:26KROQ, you're on the air.

00:27:28Who, me?

00:27:28Yeah, it's you.

00:27:29Okay.

00:27:30Hey, why don't you get him to go up to Pop's Groceries on Martin Luther King?

00:27:34They've had a few shootings there over the years.

00:27:37I think we've got a mind reader.

00:27:39Oh, man.

00:27:40I just have a shout-out.

00:27:41I've got $1,000 here.

00:27:44All in cash.

00:27:45Yeah.

00:27:46That'd be a good place.

00:27:47Get John Stern to go up there.

00:27:49All right.

00:27:49Thanks.

00:27:50He'd be a big hit.

00:27:51He'd be a big hit.

00:27:52And get it.

00:27:53Yeah.

00:27:55All right.

00:27:55I mean, in his get-up, God knows who they think he's affiliated with.

00:27:58I don't, yeah.

00:27:59And especially if he was going down there.

00:28:01Time now for news.

00:28:03Here's Mark Haney.

00:28:04Hold on a second.

00:28:05See, this afternoon is a real pain in the ass because there's actually stuff happening

00:28:10now and you've got to keep track of it.

00:28:12Right.

00:28:12You've always got to be looking at the, oh, thanks.

00:28:14There.

00:28:14That's for you.

00:28:16Thanks.

00:28:17And you can go ahead and sort that out.

00:28:20All right.

00:28:22Coming up in just a couple of minutes, we've got Robert Pelton, who I guess has two books

00:28:27out.

00:28:27One's the world's most dangerous places.

00:28:29The other one's the world's most boring places.

00:28:33The controversy over the botched execution in Florida's electric chair is far from dead.

00:28:38The governor signed an executive order calling for two outside experts to examine old Sparky

00:28:43this week and find out what caused the flames and smoke during the recent execution of Pedro

00:28:47Medina.

00:28:48A report from the Department of Corrections concluded it was a result of corroded copper

00:28:52in the headpiece.

00:28:53But engineers who checked the chair say the conclusion was premature.

00:28:56They didn't know what caused the flames, so the copper was just a theory.

00:29:00The governor's asked two nationally known experts on the electric chair to speak out.

00:29:04He wants a fast answer because the controversy could delay two executions scheduled for this

00:29:10month.

00:29:11I guess he's not going along with the Butterworth philosophy of the more smoke and flames, the

00:29:16better.

00:29:16The better.

00:29:18You know, I almost don't want to do this story because we have our own radio John Stern,

00:29:26who is, you know, let's face it, we can't pay the guy a lot, so he does a paper route

00:29:32too.

00:29:33Yeah.

00:29:33And right now, to the best of my knowledge, he's standing out in a median in six lanes

00:29:40of traffic.

00:29:41So again, I will do this story, but don't read any more into it.

00:29:46Miramar police are looking for a hit-and-run driver today after a 28-year-old newspaper

00:29:50vendor was dragged more than 100 yards by a car.

00:29:53They say Mark Novak was sorting a stack of Sunday Miami Heralds on the median of a major

00:29:59intersection with other vendors.

00:30:01Witnesses say the car jumped the median, struck Novak, dragged him several blocks, and sped

00:30:05away.

00:30:05He remains hospitalized in intensive care.

00:30:08Other vendors say Novak had just moved here from New Jersey, started hawking newspapers

00:30:12just a few weeks ago.

00:30:13Bummer.

00:30:15And finally, since we got this guy coming up anyway, Brazil, I guess a dangerous place.

00:30:22Brazil has the worst record of police violence, according to a study.

00:30:27The study says that over 2,500 citizens were killed by cops in 91 and 92.

00:30:34I believe it.

00:30:35That's compared with 178 killed in Jamaica, only 27 in New York.

00:30:40The study says police get away with killing, most often claiming it was self-defense and

00:30:43a shootout.

00:30:44One in four people in Sao Paulo fear the police more than they fear criminals.

00:30:4933% say the cops are crooked.

00:30:51Very corrupt country, Brazil.

00:30:53And this guy in the book says that the cops down there, they're pretty lazy when they're

00:30:58on duty, but when they're off duty, get real active.

00:31:03Okay.

00:31:04Taking a look at sports right now, it happened yesterday.

00:31:08Flamboyant owner of the Washington Redskins, Jack Kent Cook, died from a heart attack.

00:31:13He was 84.

00:31:14Besides owning the Washington Redskins, he also used to own the Los Angeles Lakers.

00:31:20And he was responsible for Showtime.

00:31:22That's right.

00:31:22The whole deal.

00:31:23And the LA Kings, he sold both of those franchises in 1979 to go and buy the Redskins, who have

00:31:30their new stadium for this season, which he was the one that pushed to get that taken

00:31:35care of, so he's dead at the age of 84.

00:31:39Well, I killed him when they brought a team back to Baltimore, because he thought he had

00:31:41that all sewn up.

00:31:42Said he amassed a fortune of $825 million.

00:31:46Mario Lemieux is officially calling it quits.

00:31:49The 31-year-old Pittsburgh Penguin made the announcement yesterday, saying that this will

00:31:53be his last season after the playoffs are completed.

00:31:56He currently has 612 goals.

00:31:58He is currently, he currently has 1,489 points.

00:32:03He's 11th on the all-time assist list.

00:32:07Baseball game in action right now, as I get the, the...

00:32:10You're going to have to figure out what you want to do, because it kills a lot of trees.

00:32:13A lot of paper is being wasted on this.

00:32:15Well, it's all the same line scores.

00:32:16They're going hit by hit on this.

00:32:18It's in the top of the fourth inning.

00:32:19Kansas City and Baltimore are playing.

00:32:21The score is tied at one each.

00:32:23That's the kind of service you're going to get.

00:32:25Yeah.

00:32:26Up-to-the-minute service.

00:32:27Well, at least today, until we figure out it's a gigantic pain in the ass to try to follow

00:32:30a ball game while it's going on.

00:32:32The best we can.

00:32:34K-Rock, hello, you're on the air.

00:32:35Yeah, I was wondering, when are we going to get our morning show back, man?

00:32:38I don't want to know Howard Stern.

00:32:39You got Howard Stern.

00:32:40You got us in the afternoon.

00:32:41K-Rock, hello, you're on the air.

00:32:43Yeah, I got a question for you.

00:32:44Yeah.

00:32:45Well, what's happening with you guys, with your format and everything?

00:32:49What are you talking about?

00:32:49You've been out of town?

00:32:50You've been out of town?

00:32:51No, I mean, don't hang up on me.

00:32:53You've been sleeping, what?

00:32:54Well, I mean, you lost the man there, didn't you?

00:32:58Yeah, but that's already been pretty well addressed and addressed on television, radio, and newspaper.

00:33:04Okay, now let me ask you a question.

00:33:05I mean, if you've heard the story, then you already know.

00:33:08Let me ask you a question now.

00:33:11Are you there?

00:33:11Yeah.

00:33:12Okay.

00:33:13I mean, we're giving you a lot of rope, pal.

00:33:14You'd get a lot of rope.

00:33:16Well, I don't want to hang myself yet.

00:33:18Okay.

00:33:19K-Rock, hello, you're on the air.

00:33:20Hello, Stan.

00:33:21Yeah.

00:33:21You guys are doing a wonderful job.

00:33:23Hey, thanks, man.

00:33:24This is Marina Bob, by the way.

00:33:25Hey, Marina Bob.

00:33:26How's the family?

00:33:27They're doing all wonderful, I guess.

00:33:29What was I going to say?

00:33:29On your little sports thing, you forgot about Florida State and Clemson yesterday.

00:33:33Florida State won in the next training.

00:33:34All right.

00:33:35Congratulations to Florida State.

00:33:37What was that?

00:33:38Lacrosse?

00:33:39Baseball, I believe.

00:33:40They got one of the best teams in the country.

00:33:42Yeah, they're doing pretty good.

00:33:44Okay, man.

00:33:44All right, guys.

00:33:45Have a good one.

00:33:45Bye.

00:33:46Bye-bye.

00:33:46K-Rock, hello, you're on the air.

00:33:48Hey, Stan and Merck.

00:33:49Yeah.

00:33:50Hey, how are you?

00:33:51Is this Dan?

00:33:52Yeah.

00:33:53No, it ain't.

00:33:54Oh, for crying out.

00:33:55K-Rock, hello, you're on the air.

00:33:56Hi, yes.

00:33:57This is Debbie down here in the Everglades.

00:33:59Hi, Debbie down here in the Everglades.

00:34:00Oh, I'll tell you what.

00:34:01I missed that last concert, the K-Rock concert.

00:34:05Yeah.

00:34:05But I wanted to tell you guys, I want to thank K-Rock, Budweiser, especially the Indians.

00:34:11Are you drinking right now?

00:34:12Uh, no.

00:34:13I'm at work.

00:34:14Where do you work?

00:34:16Airboat building.

00:34:16Airboat building down there in the Everglades?

00:34:18Yeah.

00:34:18I've taken an airboat ride.

00:34:20That's fun.

00:34:20Yeah, I was going to send you, Joe, and Stan tickets a while back, but I never did get

00:34:24to a...

00:34:25No, but I went on an airboat ride with my pregnant wife.

00:34:28Oh, that was...

00:34:29Yeah, that was me to call the last time.

00:34:30Oh, really?

00:34:31You didn't call me drunk.

00:34:32You called the captain.

00:34:33Ah, get me some stone crab claws, will you?

00:34:35Did you see...

00:34:36Yeah, I got a lot of friends and family that don't cry.

00:34:39Did you see Stan out there at the concert?

00:34:41I'm sorry?

00:34:42Did you see Stan out there at the concert?

00:34:44Oh, I snuck my way right in front.

00:34:46Oh, nice move.

00:34:46And the security guard let me, like, right in between.

00:34:49Rock on!

00:34:49Oh, it was great.

00:34:51It really was.

00:34:51Fog hat sounded.

00:34:52I seen him in 75.

00:34:54Oh, they were wonderful.

00:34:55They sounded just as good as they did.

00:34:57They sure did, sweetheart.

00:34:5820 years later.

00:34:59Glad you had a good time.

00:35:00And I want to thank you guys.

00:35:01That was great.

00:35:01Well, you're more than welcome.

00:35:02Oh, can you throw in a little Steppenwolf?

00:35:05A little Getsu?

00:35:06A little...

00:35:06Oh, yeah.

00:35:07Rock on.

00:35:08Well, I missed...

00:35:08Can you rock me?

00:35:10I mean, you look fantastic.

00:35:12I know, didn't I?

00:35:12I mean, you know how to do a show right, man.

00:35:14Tie-dye from head to toe.

00:35:16Yeah, well, that's the way you had to be when you were out there.

00:35:17Like that...

00:35:18What was that?

00:35:18Like a hemp hat you had on?

00:35:20Yep.

00:35:21You know, I'm telling you.

00:35:22Don't discount hemp.

00:35:24It can be used for a lot of productive things.

00:35:26Yeah, man.

00:35:27I mean, you really went nuts out there buying all those airbrushed shirts and new pipes

00:35:30and everything.

00:35:31We got Robert Pelton coming up in just a couple of minutes, author of The World's Most Dangerous

00:35:37Places.

00:35:38But right now, the latest from Queensryche, Sign of the Times, 96K Rock.

00:35:4996K Rock in Queensryche.

00:35:51That's lovely little violin music there.

00:35:53About 18 before 4 in the afternoon.

00:35:56We got a mover and a shaker on, man.

00:35:58He's a traveling man.

00:36:00And where did he go?

00:36:01Is he gone?

00:36:02Where did he go?

00:36:03He had to catch a plane.

00:36:05Hello?

00:36:06Well, he ain't gonna be on now.

00:36:09He's not gonna be on now.

00:36:10I mean, that's a guy that lives up to his billing.

00:36:12He wrote The World's Most Dangerous Places.

00:36:14He says, look, you effers were supposed to call me 10 minutes ago.

00:36:17Is that what he said?

00:36:17I'm getting on a plane, yeah.

00:36:18See, we just had him on the line, and here's what we got.

00:36:23He's gone.

00:36:24Well, if he comes back alive, we'll have him on.

00:36:25Uh, K-Rock, hello.

00:36:28You're on the air.

00:36:28Yeah, I want to hear some ducks.

00:36:30You got any ducks on him?

00:36:32No, we don't do the duck.

00:36:33No duck.

00:36:34K-Rock.

00:36:35K-Rock, hello.

00:36:36You're on the air.

00:36:36Hey, good afternoon.

00:36:37Stan and Haney.

00:36:38Hey.

00:36:38Hey, I got two questions for you.

00:36:40Well, go ahead.

00:36:40Start with the first one first.

00:36:41Okay, first one.

00:36:43You ain't heard from the duck.

00:36:43Actually, hold on, hold on.

00:36:45Could you actually start with the second one first?

00:36:47Unless it's the follow-up.

00:36:48No, no, they're completely different.

00:36:50Okay, go with you guys.

00:36:51Okay, I'll give you the second one first.

00:36:52How about that?

00:36:53All right, go ahead.

00:36:53Okay, first of all, how do you like getting up later in the morning?

00:36:56All right, that's second of all?

00:36:57Okay, and the first one was, where's Dump Truck gone?

00:37:01We ain't heard from him in so long.

00:37:02He was laid up for a while.

00:37:03Yeah.

00:37:03I guess he went through that bad couple of days where he, what, he wrecked two trucks?

00:37:07Yeah, wrecked two trucks inside of, like, 24 hours.

00:37:11The question I got, though, is how do you like getting up late in the morning?

00:37:15What was it like getting up and the sun was already up?

00:37:17Very strange.

00:37:19Very strange.

00:37:19All right, you guys are doing a good job.

00:37:21All right, man, thanks.

00:37:22Bye-bye.

00:37:22You had no problem.

00:37:23It's a lot easier having your body clock adjust to this shift versus vice versa.

00:37:27It's very easy, but it just was a strange feeling I had.

00:37:29All I can say is I hope Howard Stern kicks ass in mornings because if we had to go back,

00:37:34it would be very difficult.

00:37:35You have to get used to it.

00:37:36All right, it's a quarter to four right now at 96 KROQ, and what have I got in here?

00:37:42Sammy Hagar.

00:37:43You are, man.

00:37:44You realize now you're behind the mic.

00:37:47You're spinning the tunes.

00:37:49You're running the old steel-armed Cobra there, man.

00:37:51Holy jeez.

00:37:52You're like a Wolfman Jack Allen Fried, man.

00:37:54You are the star maker.

00:37:56What you got?

00:37:57Sammy Hagar.

00:37:57I can't drive 55 on 96 KROQ.

00:38:03Right here.

00:38:03Beautiful, man.

00:38:05I'm telling you.

00:38:05You're fantastic.

00:38:07Smooth.

00:38:08Jesus Christ.

00:38:1396 KROQ and tonic, if you could only see.

00:38:17Okay, speaking of tonic, I need you to remind me of something.

00:38:19Next time we talk to Radio John, I need him to run an errand for me.

00:38:22You know, I'd had that terrible problem with all that congestion and everything.

00:38:25Yeah.

00:38:26Took antibiotics for it.

00:38:27It didn't touch it.

00:38:27I found this remedy.

00:38:29It's a medicinal tonic.

00:38:30Mm-hmm.

00:38:32666.

00:38:33Oh, come on now.

00:38:34I'm serious.

00:38:34It's the name of it.

00:38:35666.

00:38:35It's heavily alcohol-based.

00:38:37You can get it at Walgreens if I can get him to pick me some up.

00:38:40All right.

00:38:41Because I'm out.

00:38:42Radio John Stern.

00:38:43Yes, Dan.

00:38:44How you doing?

00:38:44Good.

00:38:45Where are you?

00:38:45Well, right now I'm standing by my car having a cool smoke.

00:38:48You see?

00:38:49I had a little encounter with one of Fort Myers' finest that told me it was probably best if

00:38:52I moved along.

00:38:53Did you tell him you were the king of all medians?

00:38:55Oh, yeah.

00:38:56Not impressed at all.

00:38:58Not impressed.

00:38:58Is there a law against standing on a median?

00:39:02You can't ask for money.

00:39:03I know that.

00:39:04Right.

00:39:04Oh, no.

00:39:04You're not trying to scam cash, are you?

00:39:07Come on.

00:39:08Jesus Christ.

00:39:08What don't you guys pay me?

00:39:09Why would I need you to do that?

00:39:10I forgot.

00:39:10You got $1,000 in your pocket.

00:39:12You want to buddy up with people.

00:39:13Well, I'll tell you what you got to do.

00:39:14You got to go find another median.

00:39:15I plan on it.

00:39:17You know, because I don't think unless you're soliciting cash, there's anything wrong.

00:39:20I just talked to her a couple of minutes ago, and you said you were on the median.

00:39:23This has happened in the past minute and a half.

00:39:24Yes, it has.

00:39:25Were you getting a good response?

00:39:27Yeah, great response.

00:39:28People waving, smiling, a lot of expressions of disgust, of course.

00:39:31Now, what does your sign say you're holding?

00:39:33You got a homemade cardboard sign that's standing for you.

00:39:35Yes, it's standing.

00:39:35Very nice job, Bob.

00:39:37It says, I am Radio John Stern, king of all medians, with a dash between the mead and the

00:39:44Yeah, you screwed the whole joke.

00:39:45The whole joke's supposed to be king of all medians, and then you hyphenate the damn

00:39:48word.

00:39:49I noticed you didn't write it.

00:39:50Well, you're the artist.

00:39:51I had a limited amount of cardboard space, and I had to go and get it all into...

00:39:55And you made Radio John Stern's name bigger than ours.

00:39:58I know.

00:39:59That was a mistake.

00:40:00By the way, if people start hassling you about that because they think you're promoting

00:40:03us, then you go to the flip side.

00:40:06What does the flip side read?

00:40:08John 316.

00:40:09There you are.

00:40:10So try that.

00:40:11Okay, I'll hit the next medium.

00:40:12All right, goodbye.

00:40:14K-Rock, hello.

00:40:14You're on the air.

00:40:15Yeah, how you doing?

00:40:16Hey, how are you?

00:40:16All right.

00:40:18K-Rock, hello.

00:40:19You're on the air.

00:40:20Hey, what's going on?

00:40:21How are you?

00:40:22You guys, I'm not used to hearing you in the afternoon.

00:40:24Isn't that a little...

00:40:25It's freaking me out.

00:40:26I know.

00:40:26Are you enjoying it?

00:40:27No, because I'm never going to get to hear you anymore now.

00:40:30Well, you're hearing us now.

00:40:32Well, because I'm in the car on my way for something for work, but I rarely get to do this

00:40:36in the afternoon.

00:40:36I'm really going to be upset.

00:40:37Well, what you do is you go out and you get one of those real cheap ass, like they call

00:40:41them the sports radios, that don't even have real headphones.

00:40:44They just have one little thing that goes in your ear and tell everyone...

00:40:46And you think that the people at work are going to really allow me to listen to your

00:40:49filthy mouth at work?

00:40:50Yes, yes.

00:40:51You tell them that you are hearing impaired, and that is your hearing aid, and you will

00:40:54be unable to hear most people during the day, and then you just say, what, a lot,

00:40:57and then they'll say, oh, that's why she has that in her ear.

00:41:00She can't hear us.

00:41:01All right?

00:41:01Hey, also, you know, I just want you guys to know I have no morning show to listen to

00:41:06now.

00:41:07Sure you do.

00:41:08Because, you know, the big HS sucks.

00:41:10Oh, no, don't say that.

00:41:11Give him a chance.

00:41:12I don't know.

00:41:13Give him a chance.

00:41:13All right, if you want to take...

00:41:15I thought you guys were pretty bad and filthy and whatever, but he's got you way topped,

00:41:19and I can't put up with it.

00:41:20Well, if it's really that big a problem for you, then get yourself a cassette player with

00:41:24a timer on it, record two to six, and play it back in the morning, plain and simple.

00:41:28Are you going to do a similar show to what you do in the morning?

00:41:31Well, all I ask that you do is if you do tape the show to make sure that you listen to

00:41:35all our fine sponsors' commercials as you normally would on the air.

00:41:38Okay?

00:41:39Okay.

00:41:41Talk to you later.

00:41:41All right.

00:41:42Have a good day.

00:41:42Bye.

00:41:43K-Rock, hello.

00:41:44You're on the air.

00:41:46Hello?

00:41:46Yes, sir.

00:41:47Yeah.

00:41:47Yes, sir.

00:41:48How are you doing?

00:41:48How are you?

00:41:49I'm doing fine.

00:41:51All right.

00:41:52And...

00:41:52What do you want to talk about?

00:41:53Oh, I was talking about the old Cobain who passed away three years ago.

00:42:00Yeah.

00:42:02What's picking up on your radio station right now?

00:42:04Oh, boy.

00:42:05I'm not sure if I'm picking up not.

00:42:06What are you picking up?

00:42:07What are you picking up?

00:42:07Are you hearing voices?

00:42:09Am I on the air?

00:42:10Let me tell you.

00:42:11Let me ask you.

00:42:12How old of a guy are you?

00:42:13I'm 23.

00:42:1423?

00:42:15The Cobain thing hit you pretty hard about three years ago?

00:42:18Yeah, 94.

00:42:20Yeah.

00:42:20April 6th or 7th.

00:42:21So, what do you celebrate on this day?

00:42:23I mean, do you pop a few cold ones?

00:42:25Maybe smoke a dube?

00:42:26What?

00:42:27Oh, yeah.

00:42:27Yeah.

00:42:28Maybe.

00:42:28You under the influence right now?

00:42:30Yeah.

00:42:31Yeah.

00:42:31That's what I thought.

00:42:34Brother.

00:42:34Stan, you just don't understand the Generation Xers, man.

00:42:37I guess not.

00:42:38Why do you have to be like that?

00:42:38All right.

00:42:39It's passed.

00:42:39Why do you have to be that way?

00:42:40Let him have his little seance party tune into the bed.

00:42:44That guy calls you up, wants to talk about Cobain.

00:42:46He's walking right up to you and very sincerely saying, here we are now, entertain us.

00:42:51And you hang up on the man.

00:42:52That's right.

00:42:53You know, I ain't got time to bother with him.

00:42:57Cobain's dead.

00:42:58Okay?

00:42:58Now, they think something shady might have gone on with that.

00:43:01I saw that Robert Stack Unsolved Mysteries where they think that something shady might happen.

00:43:05They actually throw that on Unsolved Mysteries?

00:43:07They sure did.

00:43:09Where his credit card was being used when he was supposed to have been dead and all this neat stuff.

00:43:14Well, the way to love had to have groceries for her.

00:43:15Well, but she claims she canceled that credit card.

00:43:19But it was still being used.

00:43:21Possibly by...

00:43:21Well, I mean, the only mystery is why he didn't go when he swallowed all those pills.

00:43:25It could have been used possibly by the murder of you.

00:43:28I mean, the poor guy popped all those pills trying to go out quietly and they wouldn't let him.

00:43:33Just before 4 o'clock now.

00:43:34With a shotgun blast is what it took.

00:43:36Dancing around with a big toe on the trigger.

00:43:38I mean, that's no way to die.

00:43:40That isn't.

00:43:41They should have just let him...

00:43:42Give him some more pills.

00:43:43Just before 4 o'clock now.

00:43:44Terrible stomach problems he had.

00:43:46At WRXK.

00:43:48Bonita Springs.

00:43:49Harding forever.

00:43:49Zantac wouldn't touch it.

00:43:50No, sir.

00:43:5196 K-Rock.

00:43:54Quarter past 4 right now on the afternoon show.

00:43:58Still to come, the Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies will be in the studio performing live.

00:44:03So how does it feel to you, man, to bring our patented brand of grab-ass to the afternoons?

00:44:08You know, I'm going to be the first one to tell you this is a little strange for me.

00:44:12Trying to...

00:44:13Well, it's called working.

00:44:14It is.

00:44:15It's called working.

00:44:16I mean, hell.

00:44:16I mean, in the morning I just coast.

00:44:19Now, you know, I haven't left...

00:44:21My ass hasn't left this seat since I got on at 2 o'clock just trying to figure out what

00:44:25the hell's going on.

00:44:25All you gotta do is let me know when you need a smoke break, and then...

00:44:28I appreciate that.

00:44:29Thanks for the offer.

00:44:30K-Rock, hello.

00:44:31You're on the air.

00:44:32Hello?

00:44:33Oh, yeah.

00:44:33Hello?

00:44:34Hello?

00:44:34Just a minute.

00:44:35I got to take care of some business here.

00:44:37Oh, for crying out loud.

00:44:39Oh, are you there?

00:44:40Yeah.

00:44:41I just pulled up my pants.

00:44:42You're sick.

00:44:44You're a sick bastard.

00:44:45If you can bring the man a little joy in his life, what's wrong with that?

00:44:48K-Rock, hello.

00:44:49You're on the air.

00:44:50Hi.

00:44:50I was calling about Radio John Stern.

00:44:54Yeah, did you see him?

00:44:55Yes, I did.

00:44:55I honked at him, as a matter of fact.

00:44:57And then I recognized him.

00:44:58We used to be buds a few years ago.

00:45:00Oh!

00:45:01Yeah.

00:45:01Well, first off, when you honked at him, did he get frightened and try to flee the scene?

00:45:05No, he smiled at me.

00:45:06Did he?

00:45:06Did he recognize you?

00:45:08I don't think so.

00:45:08This was about three years ago, last time we hung out together.

00:45:11So did you know him by the name Fish?

00:45:13No.

00:45:14What did you know him as?

00:45:15John.

00:45:16Yeah.

00:45:16And did you date?

00:45:18No, not really.

00:45:19We were just friends.

00:45:20Do you find him attractive?

00:45:22About as much as I find Howard Stern attractive.

00:45:25So you do think he does have the stern look about him, doesn't he?

00:45:28He's got the nose and the height.

00:45:30Right, and the goofy hair.

00:45:31The goofy hair.

00:45:33Yeah.

00:45:33Yeah, but I don't even know if he'd remember me by name or anything.

00:45:37Well, he's probably listening, so go ahead and, you know, give your first name at least.

00:45:42Camille.

00:45:43I'm sure he'll remember you, Camille.

00:45:44And I used to work at Hess, and, you know, he used to come over and hang out, and we'd drink a few beers and play cards.

00:45:50Did he ever ask you out for a regular date?

00:45:52No.

00:45:52Did he ever try and do something weird like give you a foot massage?

00:45:55No, he never gave me a foot massage.

00:45:56He's got some kind of fetish with feet.

00:45:58Really?

00:45:59He really does.

00:46:00I have bony ankles, so I thought that would do anything.

00:46:02That might be a turn-on to him.

00:46:03You don't know.

00:46:04So he never tried to sweet-talk you or anything?

00:46:07No, no, no.

00:46:08Let's see if this may be Radio John here.

00:46:11Yeah, hold on a second.

00:46:12Let me conference this.

00:46:14John, you there?

00:46:15Hey, how's it going, guys?

00:46:16All right, hold on.

00:46:17Camille, you there?

00:46:18Yeah.

00:46:18Okay.

00:46:19Camille, you weren't born during the hurricane, were you?

00:46:21No, a year later.

00:46:22Now, John, you know Camille?

00:46:23Yeah, I remember Camille.

00:46:24Hey.

00:46:24How you doing, kid?

00:46:25Good.

00:46:26Yeah, you don't have bony ankles.

00:46:27You have great ankles.

00:46:28Oh, thank you.

00:46:28No problem.

00:46:31So what's the deal, John?

00:46:32I mean, she's calling the radio station asking about you.

00:46:34How come you never scored?

00:46:36As if I had time.

00:46:37Got to remember, man, I do work a lot.

00:46:39Besides that, she's a nice girl.

00:46:40I don't go out with nice girls.

00:46:41Yeah, John was working about two jobs at the time.

00:46:44Yeah, so he was slacking it then.

00:46:45Yeah, because he's got three now.

00:46:47Oh, really?

00:46:48Yeah.

00:46:48You guys don't pay him enough to quit the other two.

00:46:50No, of course not.

00:46:52Yeah.

00:46:54All right, John, it wasn't that funny.

00:46:55Yeah, it was.

00:46:56So, John, you want to ask her out now?

00:46:58No, no, I'm remarried.

00:47:00Remarried?

00:47:00I remarried my ex-husband.

00:47:03Oh, geez.

00:47:03Now, why the hell would you go back if it didn't work the first time?

00:47:06Why would you do it again?

00:47:08I don't know.

00:47:10How's it going this time?

00:47:11Well, we're having another baby in Oxford.

00:47:13Well, congratulations.

00:47:14See, it's all working out beautifully.

00:47:16So you guys got together and made huggy-kissy makeup,

00:47:19and maybe we'll think about getting back together,

00:47:21and then I said, no, we got to.

00:47:23Is that it?

00:47:24Yeah, something like that.

00:47:26All right, Camille, thanks for calling.

00:47:28All right, see you, John.

00:47:29Take it easy to go.

00:47:30Bye.

00:47:30How many times do you hear that about that when they go for that one makeup,

00:47:35you know, that makeup romp?

00:47:36What are you doing, John?

00:47:37I'm sitting here.

00:47:38I'm getting ready to get out of the corner of college at 41.

00:47:40So you've been sitting there.

00:47:41I just got here a second ago.

00:47:44So the story goes you get asked by the police to leave.

00:47:48You cool your heels for a little while before you head on, huh?

00:47:52No, I headed right out.

00:47:53There's a lot of slow and go out there.

00:47:55Bad traffic?

00:47:56Yeah.

00:47:56How many Florida plates versus out of state?

00:48:00Are the snowbirds still out?

00:48:01As if I gave a rat's ass.

00:48:03I don't know.

00:48:04You don't pay attention to things like that, do you?

00:48:05Great observations.

00:48:07I tell you what you're going to do.

00:48:08You're going to put the phone down, grab your sign, and stand out there.

00:48:12Okay.

00:48:12All right?

00:48:13How hot is it in that costume there, John?

00:48:15Not that bad.

00:48:15It's a nice breeze.

00:48:16Okay.

00:48:17But you shouldn't be able to feel the breeze if you've got your jacket on

00:48:19because it's coated with oil.

00:48:21You know, to not let any...

00:48:23I keep the front open so there's a nice ventilation effect.

00:48:26No, no, no.

00:48:26That's not the idea we sent you out in black like that.

00:48:29What do you think?

00:48:29We're trying for comfort here?

00:48:31No, we're going for a look, John.

00:48:32Cooperate.

00:48:34Button it up.

00:48:35Because it is.

00:48:35It's covered...

00:48:36It's coated with oil so that you won't be able to get any air in there,

00:48:39and that's the whole idea.

00:48:40All right?

00:48:41Okay.

00:48:42All right.

00:48:42Goodbye.

00:48:44Man.

00:48:45K-Rock, hello.

00:48:46You're on the air.

00:48:47Yes, I'm waiting for...

00:48:48Yeah, go ahead.

00:48:49You're on the air.

00:48:51Hello?

00:48:51Who are you waiting for?

00:48:53Stan and Mark.

00:48:54Yeah, you're talking to us.

00:48:55Hey, Stan.

00:48:56Hey.

00:48:56Mark.

00:48:56Yeah.

00:48:57Hey, you guys are great.

00:49:00Let me just say that.

00:49:01I still wish I'd have you on in the mornings.

00:49:04Oh, it takes getting used to...

00:49:06Everybody's getting used to new things.

00:49:08And people don't like change.

00:49:10But you find out once the change is made, you know,

00:49:13you'll get used to us being on in the afternoons.

00:49:16I know I will.

00:49:17Why can't we have you in the mornings like Neil from 10 to 2?

00:49:21At least we'll get that sharp wit.

00:49:22That wouldn't work considering Susan's show didn't start until like 11.30 today.

00:49:27I know.

00:49:28All right.

00:49:28But, God, we missed that wit.

00:49:31Well, don't...

00:49:31It's going to take a lot to get used to.

00:49:33Well, in time.

00:49:34Well, you just got more now.

00:49:35You got more stuff to listen to.

00:49:36Yep.

00:49:37I know.

00:49:38Old H.S. isn't quite what y'all crack them up to be.

00:49:41But, you know, we still love you.

00:49:42We'd love you in the morning.

00:49:43Give them a chance.

00:49:45Talk to you later.

00:49:45I don't know.

00:49:46All right, bye.

00:49:47Do what you want.

00:49:48Just listen to us.

00:49:49All right.

00:49:49Going on in the afternoon, you're fine.

00:49:51Everything's fine.

00:49:52Everything's fine.

00:49:53Don't worry about it, Stan.

00:49:54Let me tell you.

00:49:5496 K-Rock Susan Stone is going to broadcast live.

00:49:57It's going to happen Wednesday from 3 to 6 p.m.

00:50:00It's the grand opening of Florida No Fault Insurance.

00:50:04Bonita Beach Road in Bonita Beach.

00:50:06She's going to have some stuff there for you, too.

00:50:07Free Papa John's pizza and free stuff from the K-Rock pile.

00:50:11So, be out looking for her at Florida No Fault Insurance.

00:50:18Is the K-Rock pile better than the prize closet or the prize vault?

00:50:21Is it better stuff?

00:50:23Neither here nor there.

00:50:24You know, they both are loaded with crap prizes.

00:50:28We're going to take a break.

00:50:30And I see out in the hallway right now the Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies are here.

00:50:33At least we hope it's the Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies.

00:50:35I hope so.

00:50:35Because if it's not, somebody showed up with some guitars and we need to have them escorted out.

00:50:38Because the Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies will be in here.

00:50:40All right, we're going to take a break and talk to them next on K-Rock.

00:50:47It's not funny.

00:50:48I think that encourages kids to play with matches.

00:50:50You're right.

00:50:50And that's bad, as you well know.

00:50:5196 K-Rock.

00:50:53It's 4.30 right now.

00:50:54Def Leppard.

00:50:55Rock of Ages.

00:50:56And, yeah.

00:50:57It prompts, you know, smoking and playing with matches and he-he-he-he-he-he routine.

00:51:04Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies.

00:51:05I guess it was a big problem in the park last week.

00:51:09Two streets over from me.

00:51:11They didn't have a Def Leppard tape on them, I hope.

00:51:13Empty lot.

00:51:14Couple of kids playing with matches.

00:51:16What happens?

00:51:17Boof.

00:51:18Dry.

00:51:19Very, you know, a lot of trees and shrubs and whole thing went up.

00:51:23Like, two streets over from me.

00:51:25So, I think that's irresponsible.

00:51:26Smoke clouded the skies.

00:51:27I thought it was nighttime.

00:51:29Irresponsible.

00:51:29If we play that song again, we've got to edit that out where he laughs and lights a match.

00:51:33I think you're right.

00:51:34Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies are out there setting up.

00:51:37A lot of guitars.

00:51:38A lot of guitars out in the hall.

00:51:38A lot of guitars out in the hallway.

00:51:41And they're going to be performing live in the studio here as soon as they're set up.

00:51:46But in the meantime, let's take a look.

00:51:48It was great.

00:51:48You know, this big-time afternoon stuff.

00:51:50Yeah.

00:51:50Now we've got, you know, rock musicians.

00:51:52Because it's 4.30 in the afternoon instead of 6 in the morning.

00:51:56You can get, you know, rock guys to come in here and play.

00:51:58You can get talent like this.

00:51:59You know, this is like early morning to them.

00:52:01But they're able to function at this hour of the afternoon.

00:52:04Another thing I'd look for?

00:52:05What?

00:52:06Strippers.

00:52:07Yeah.

00:52:08This time of day, they're waking up.

00:52:09They're fine.

00:52:09Just before they have to go in, they're all primped up, made up, nice.

00:52:13Got the breasts and ass all oiled up and all ready to go.

00:52:18See, it's a whole new world of opportunity.

00:52:20It's a whole new world.

00:52:21Here's Mark Haney with news.

00:52:24Biologists are trying to figure out why alligators in the Everglades are so skinny.

00:52:29U.M. researchers are examining the diets of about 150 gators who had their stomachs pumped.

00:52:34That could be one reason why they're losing weight.

00:52:36They take about 20 years to reach reproductive size and weigh no more than 200 pounds.

00:52:41Alligators to the north of the lake grow to three times of that size.

00:52:45Scientists say Everglades alligators live on a diet of salamanders, snails, and snakes,

00:52:49while northern gators have a meteor diet of raccoon and birds.

00:52:53They suspect that water fluctuations caused by the flood control system are to blame for the instability.

00:52:59They say the skinny gators could also be linked to mercury pollution or, of course, the oppressive South Florida heat,

00:53:05which we know about firsthand.

00:53:08I think I actually lost weight while we were out in the Everglades the other day.

00:53:11It was hot out there.

00:53:12Which is damn near impossible.

00:53:13A Florida nuisance plant is now turning into a cash crop on rumors that it restores sexual potency to aging men.

00:53:23Doctors and pharmacists are skeptical, but the market for saw palmetto berries is already taking off.

00:53:30One Henry County farmer says he's already made $12,000 from a plant he might otherwise have paid to get rid of.

00:53:37Saw palmetto, one of the most common plants on vacant land in Florida.

00:53:41Health food stores sell tablets of the compressed extract as a folk remedy for enlarged prostate glands,

00:53:46and there's a developing market overseas.

00:53:48Historians say pre-Spanish Indian cultures of Florida regarded the saw palmetto berry as having some sort of sexual powers.

00:53:58Researchers still trying to figure out whether there's any truth to it or not.

00:54:04Researchers at Rutgers University in New Jersey have been working on the world's first orgasm pill.

00:54:10What?

00:54:11Orgasm pill.

00:54:12Well, two doctors at the school have isolated the chemical in the brain that causes the sensation of orgasm in women.

00:54:19Now they're trying to distill the chemical into pill form.

00:54:22They're hoping the pill will be available at your neighborhood pharmacy within the next ten years.

00:54:26Yet another move to make men completely obsolete.

00:54:29What's cooking, Ringo?

00:54:32You guys almost ready?

00:54:33I think so.

00:54:34You're not starting up with your rock lingo again.

00:54:36No, no, not at all.

00:54:37Because quite frankly, you know, at the Glades concert, some of your rock talk was a bit embarrassing.

00:54:44That is, uh...

00:54:44I mean, awkward wouldn't be the word to describe it.

00:54:47That's Terry Thomas right there from the Screaming Cheetah Wheelies.

00:54:50Hi, Terry.

00:54:51Personal friend of yours?

00:54:52You might want to turn his mic on, though.

00:54:53That would help.

00:54:54Don't worry about it.

00:54:55Hey, man.

00:54:55How are you?

00:54:56Hey, all right.

00:54:56And you are...

00:54:57Steve.

00:54:57Hi, Steve.

00:54:58How are you doing?

00:54:59Steve and the rest of the boys out there?

00:55:01Yeah, there's going to be five of you playing in here, right?

00:55:03That's right.

00:55:04Are you going to be able to squeeze in here all right?

00:55:05We can do it.

00:55:06How much time are we looking at before we can...

00:55:09Five minutes.

00:55:09About another five minutes?

00:55:10About five minutes.

00:55:11Whatever you need.

00:55:11They're going to put a whole band in this room.

00:55:13I know.

00:55:13They really cannot comfortably accommodate two fat guys.

00:55:15We're bringing in the big TVPA system.

00:55:17Sure.

00:55:18We're waiting on that.

00:55:19Hey, nice to have you guys down here.

00:55:21I guess making the rounds all over the place, coming into radio stations and playing some music.

00:55:26Right on.

00:55:27All right.

00:55:28Thanks.

00:55:28Now, who's this guy?

00:55:29I'm Mike.

00:55:29Hi, Mike.

00:55:30How are you?

00:55:30Good, man.

00:55:31I mean, is this all part...

00:55:32I mean, you guys...

00:55:33You're rich now, aren't you?

00:55:34You guys got a lot of money.

00:55:35Hell yeah.

00:55:36Oh, yeah.

00:55:36I mean, you're wealthy.

00:55:37I mean, beyond your wildest dreams.

00:55:40And you're still going radio station to radio station, working hard then, right?

00:55:44Keeping it, you know, keeping it real, you know?

00:55:46Mike, you don't need a comb, do you?

00:55:48Uh, no.

00:55:49A quick comb, maybe a quick...

00:55:50I think we got a razor out there, don't we?

00:55:52Yeah, a little razor, maybe some brittle cream in the hair.

00:55:55I'm being attacked on a personal level here.

00:55:57I guess it's early, yeah.

00:55:58I just woke up.

00:56:01Now, who's this?

00:56:01Who's this lovely lady out here in the hallway?

00:56:04It's my wife, Julie.

00:56:05So, is she traveling with you?

00:56:06I mean, the...

00:56:07She's from here.

00:56:08She's from here?

00:56:09Oh.

00:56:09Yeah, so we brought...

00:56:10She flew down as we left Nashville.

00:56:13We just hooked up yesterday.

00:56:15All right.

00:56:15And my little baby boy.

00:56:17Oh, congratulations.

00:56:18How old's your boy?

00:56:20Eight months.

00:56:20All right, yeah.

00:56:22You spending a lot of time with him?

00:56:23Not the last week.

00:56:24We've been on the road.

00:56:25Yeah, doing all this kind of stuff.

00:56:26I'm with grandmother and grandfather.

00:56:28Oh, good.

00:56:29All right.

00:56:29We're going to hear from the Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies in just a few minutes.

00:56:32They've got a few more things to set up.

00:56:35And unless you want to play us a little something right now, you want to do something on your

00:56:39own?

00:56:39Oh, Lord, no.

00:56:40You don't know, like, take me out to the ball game, do you?

00:56:42Do you know that?

00:56:43Because I'm about ready to do some sports.

00:56:45Baseball fans?

00:56:45If you can do take me out to the ball game, just real light, and then I'll tell you, baseball

00:56:50fans, what's going on.

00:56:53Major League Baseball for this evening.

00:56:56The Yankees are going to take on Anaheim.

00:56:58Andy Pettit going for the Yankees.

00:57:00Mark Langston for Anaheim.

00:57:03Boston's going to take on Oakland.

00:57:05Tom Gordon on the mound for the Red Sox.

00:57:08Cleveland will face Seattle tonight.

00:57:10Late start, 10.05.

00:57:12Charles Nagy on the mound for Cleveland.

00:57:13One, right?

00:57:15As it's one, two, three strikes, you're out of the old ball game.

00:57:23You're in South Florida now.

00:57:25One more time and Espanol.

00:57:28I thought he swore.

00:57:35I don't know for sure.

00:57:36Well, he did, but it wasn't in English, and I don't think the FCC commissioners are bilingual.

00:57:40They may be bisexual, but they're not bilingual.

00:57:43All right, we're going to give them a...

00:57:43I don't know if there's anything wrong with that.

00:57:45No, I don't know if there's anything wrong with it.

00:57:48All right, we're going to give them five more minutes to...

00:57:50And the chairman, what's his name?

00:57:51Reed Hunt?

00:57:52Reed Hunt?

00:57:53I thought it was Mike, but it's Reed.

00:57:55I worked with a guy named Mike Hunt before.

00:57:57I did.

00:57:58In a lumberyard.

00:57:59Yeah.

00:57:59Mike Hunt.

00:58:01Okay.

00:58:03We're going to...

00:58:04How are you doing there, Stan?

00:58:07You guys a baseball fan?

00:58:08Yeah, are you a baseball fan?

00:58:09I hate baseball.

00:58:09Big fan.

00:58:10Big fan.

00:58:10Yanks?

00:58:11I'm a Yankees fan.

00:58:13I'm a Yankees fan and a Braves fan.

00:58:14So I had the best World Series ever.

00:58:16That's tough.

00:58:17It was good, man.

00:58:18I couldn't lose, you know.

00:58:20But I was for the Yanks, you know.

00:58:21All the way.

00:58:22You got to be.

00:58:22You got to root for the...

00:58:23I've been a Yankee fan since I was...

00:58:24How old are you?

00:58:25You're a kid.

00:58:26I'm 28.

00:58:27Oh, all right.

00:58:27You're old.

00:58:28Not everybody looks...

00:58:32Not everybody has the same aging process you have.

00:58:35That's true.

00:58:36I was just up in New York and stopped and got my boys some Yankees.

00:58:40Got a little Yankees outfit and everything.

00:58:42Got me a Lou Gehrig shirt.

00:58:44Who's your buddy here?

00:58:45Because I like his hair.

00:58:46I mean, that's looking good.

00:58:48Bob?

00:58:48You mean his non-hair?

00:58:51See, Bob and me, I can tell we'll get along fine.

00:58:53No, is it your Bob Watkins?

00:58:54Silent Bob.

00:58:55Silent Bob plays guitar for the Screaming Cheetah Wheelies.

00:59:00And I need some names again so I can...

00:59:03Steve.

00:59:04Steve plays bass.

00:59:05Steve is the bass player.

00:59:06There's Terry the drummer.

00:59:07Terry the drummer.

00:59:08Or as you call him, you must be the drum guy.

00:59:10Right.

00:59:11Oh, my God.

00:59:12You guys ready?

00:59:13I mean, are you ready?

00:59:14Or do you have a few more minutes to practice?

00:59:16Or do you want to just get rolling here?

00:59:18You got all the musicians.

00:59:19Now we're waiting on the drummer.

00:59:20Look, I've never seen so many guitars in this room.

00:59:23Squeezing them all in.

00:59:24A lot of guitars.

00:59:24He even managed unbelievably to get some semblance of a drum kit in here, too.

00:59:30So you guys were the morning crew.

00:59:32Now you're doing...

00:59:32Yeah, now we're doing afternoons.

00:59:34Congratulations.

00:59:35So now we're...

00:59:35Yeah.

00:59:36Now we're on your time.

00:59:39Yeah.

00:59:39Yeah, really.

00:59:41Yeah, we might be able to catch a show now, you know.

00:59:43I've never met morning guys before.

00:59:45This is great.

00:59:46Yeah.

00:59:47Wait till the sun gets warm before you guys get up.

00:59:49We're morning guys no more.

00:59:50Can't you tell Stan he's a rocker now?

00:59:52All right.

00:59:54All right.

00:59:54What are you guys going to play for us here?

00:59:58Where we can kick back a few more minutes.

01:00:00There's a few more minutes.

01:00:01How about spinning the single?

01:00:04We got the single in here?

01:00:05Where is it?

01:00:06We got...

01:00:06I know we got at least one copy now.

01:00:08Obviously, I think there's one in here.

01:00:09Look up there.

01:00:10See if it's up there.

01:00:10We'll spin the...

01:00:10See, we're new.

01:00:11We'll spin the single.

01:00:12I mean, I've never had to play this music in my life.

01:00:17All right.

01:00:17See, we're new.

01:00:18That's it.

01:00:19We're new guys.

01:00:20We don't know what we're doing yet.

01:00:21You guys like Gov.

01:00:22I think it's that big button that's got the one flashing light on it.

01:00:25Yeah.

01:00:25Yeah, you know Warren?

01:00:26Yeah, we're good friends with Warren.

01:00:28Yeah.

01:00:28Actually, I think he may be co-producing our album this time.

01:00:31Oh, that'll be cool.

01:00:31Our third album.

01:00:33And he just...

01:00:33I think he just...

01:00:34This is off the record, but I think he just became label mates.

01:00:37All right.

01:00:37What number am I playing on this?

01:00:39Hello from Venus?

01:00:40Is that what I'm playing?

01:00:41Number three on this.

01:00:42Number three on that.

01:00:45Yeah, that'll be cool.

01:00:46I mean, Warren's a damn wizard, man.

01:00:49Yeah, they're great.

01:00:49Did you hear the stuff that he did with the Memphis Horns?

01:00:53When?

01:00:54They put out like a CD just with the Memphis Horns and like a lot of guest vocalists and stuff.

01:00:59Like, I guess it must have been a year or two ago.

01:01:01And Warren played on it?

01:01:01Warren played on it.

01:01:02I guess he backed...

01:01:04He hung out in the studio and backed on a lot of tracks.

01:01:06And then he did, I've Been Loving You Too Long.

01:01:08They did that.

01:01:09Oh, wow.

01:01:09They did that with him.

01:01:10So it was pretty cool.

01:01:12And he did our birthday concert here not too long ago.

01:01:14Yeah.

01:01:15I think like a year or two ago.

01:01:15I was down here...

01:01:17I can't remember when it was.

01:01:18It was number four?

01:01:19Last year sometime.

01:01:20And you guys were playing the crap out of his album.

01:01:23Oh, yeah.

01:01:24I thought that was pretty cool.

01:01:25Where's my mule?

01:01:27All right.

01:01:27Now, what are we going to hear now?

01:01:29I'm not sure.

01:01:30I think...

01:01:30It should be Magnolia, I think.

01:01:31Magnolia?

01:01:32And this is your new single?

01:01:34Yeah.

01:01:34Screaming Cheetah Wheelies.

01:01:35It's Magnolia, 96K Rock.

01:01:4196K Rock.

01:01:43Screaming Cheetah Wheelies.

01:01:45Magnolia, right?

01:01:47Good song.

01:01:48I enjoyed that.

01:01:49You guys live here in the studio.

01:01:51That was, of course, on CD.

01:01:52But you guys are here.

01:01:54You're all set up.

01:01:55You ready to play us some music?

01:01:58Yeah.

01:01:58What are we going to hear?

01:02:00Because I'll make room for you so that you can...

01:02:02First, we'll do a song called Standing in the Sun.

01:02:06Okay.

01:02:06Here.

01:02:06Come on up here if you need this.

01:02:10As I said, this is a room that's uncomfortable for two fat guys, much less two fat guys in

01:02:14an entire rock and roll band.

01:02:16So, believe me, they're going above and beyond the call because I feel gas coming off.

01:02:19Luckily, your ass is kind of warm.

01:02:21Screaming Cheetah Wheelies is on 96K Rock.

01:02:36You guys are good.

01:02:40Yeah.

01:02:40You practice from time to time, I take it, right?

01:02:43Occasionally.

01:02:44You guys, what do you say after the show's over with, we all go over to Haney's house,

01:02:50bring your instruments, we'll crack a few beers and just make a night of it, huh?

01:02:53Stan, you wouldn't know what to look at him, but he is one hell of a squeeze box player.

01:02:58Man.

01:02:59I mean, when he starts on Lady of Spain, sometimes it goes all night.

01:03:03I never would have guessed that.

01:03:05Well, I know.

01:03:07Appearances are deceiving.

01:03:08Who knew?

01:03:08Yeah.

01:03:09I got to take a quick break, and when we come back, can you do another song?

01:03:14Absolutely.

01:03:14Are you only supposed to do one and then leave?

01:03:18I mean, can they do more than one?

01:03:20I mean, they can do two, maybe three.

01:03:22Union hasn't made its way down here yet, man.

01:03:23They don't know we're here.

01:03:26All right.

01:03:27So we're going to hang out.

01:03:28Hey, what are we going to do on the break?

01:03:29What are we going to do on the break?

01:03:31I don't know about you.

01:03:32I'm going to smoke.

01:03:34Yeah.

01:03:35Of the band in here, how many are smokers?

01:03:37How many cigarettes?

01:03:41Well, Stan.

01:03:41Well, man, what gives you the right to play God, man?

01:03:43You're not the moral authority here, man.

01:03:45I'm just going for a smoke break myself, all right?

01:03:48So, you know, anybody that wants...

01:03:49I can know you get nervous if somebody smokes a menthol, much less anything stronger, for

01:03:52Christ.

01:03:53We'll see what everybody's up to when they leave.

01:03:56That's why they go down the hallway.

01:03:58Now I've got to do this thing, and I hope I do it right, Susan.

01:04:00Susan Stone.

01:04:01Oh, Jesus.

01:04:01It's where to go and what to do on 96K, so let me see if I can swing this.

01:04:06That's my first one.

01:04:08Where to go and what to do.

01:04:10All right.

01:04:11Grady Stafford hosts the open jam session at Casey's Alley, Fort Myers Beach.

01:04:17Jazz with Bob Snyder.

01:04:20Oh, kill the music bed.

01:04:22Why?

01:04:23Oh, okay.

01:04:25He doesn't get that.

01:04:27Well, I had that whole thing of where to go and what to do.

01:04:30It's very confusing to him.

01:04:31He's not used to this.

01:04:32Uh, jazz with Bob Snyder.

01:04:34Quinn's on the beach, Marco Island, starting at 6 p.m.

01:04:37R&B Connection.

01:04:39Peter's La Cuisine in Fort Myers.

01:04:42Bonnie Lancaster.

01:04:44The rooftop restaurant in Bonita.

01:04:46Ron Stanley.

01:04:48Playing now to 5.30, and then Paul Ferguson from 6 to 10 p.m.

01:04:53at the Snook Inn in Marco Island.

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01:05:05You're sitting here, you got a live band in here, playing their hearts out, and you hit

01:05:09a music bed.

01:05:10Well, I was supposed to, and there was no way to get around.

01:05:11What are you thinking, man?

01:05:12Shut up!

01:05:13Wise up, Al.

01:05:14Come on.

01:05:15This is, this is, play a little more of this.

01:05:19This is nice.

01:05:20We'll be back with more of the Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies after this on 96 K-Rock.

01:05:34Anheuser-Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

01:05:4196 K-Rock.

01:05:42I don't want to be presumptuous here.

01:05:44What?

01:05:44Can I give you just a quick tip?

01:05:45No, you're not going to give me any more tips.

01:05:47Just please, just a quick tip.

01:05:48You don't bring the mics up until you're ready to talk.

01:05:50I brought the mics up, and I'm ready to talk, and I thought with them playing in the background,

01:05:54it would be nice to kind of ease into it and just bringing it all up.

01:05:58In this particular job, it's his first day.

01:06:00Up until now, he's pretty much been coasting, and he would just sit there and wait for something

01:06:04to happen.

01:06:04Now, if Mark would listen, it's 5 o'clock now, and he'll keep his mouth shut for 5 seconds

01:06:07while I give a legal eye.

01:06:09Well, he says WRXK Bonita Springs.

01:06:10That's what the whole big deal is about.

01:06:11That's what he's over here crapping his pants over, because he's got to say that legally.

01:06:15Well, you already did.

01:06:16What do we got?

01:06:17Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies in the studio, and you're going to play?

01:06:20Is there something else for us now?

01:06:21We're going to do a song called Hello from Venus.

01:06:23All right.

01:06:28That was great.

01:06:31That was...

01:06:31I'll tell you, Bob was over there with four strings trying to pound out that tune.

01:06:37That was fantastic.

01:06:38I saw the first one pop, and I think it made him mad, and then he just started hitting

01:06:42it harder until he busted another one.

01:06:44And, Michael, do you get a headache singing that hard?

01:06:47I know, because Mike is one of those singers that will scare you.

01:06:50Because, as you say, he means business.

01:06:52Honestly, you know, he's there, and he is just pounding out that...

01:06:55You've got to get a headache.

01:06:57You want some Tylenol or something?

01:07:00I mean, I can just feel that head pounding.

01:07:02That's all an act.

01:07:04That's all an act.

01:07:05But that whole guitar snapping strings, wasn't it?

01:07:07That's real.

01:07:08That's it.

01:07:09Man, that's fantastic.

01:07:11This is all from the album Magnolia, Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies.

01:07:15Who's the one that writes the music?

01:07:17Who's the songwriter in the band?

01:07:19There's no real true method.

01:07:21There, for the most part, I write the lyrics, but Bob's a great lyricist, too, and he writes

01:07:27stuff also.

01:07:28And then somebody will come in with a musical idea.

01:07:32Sometimes, when I write it, I'll have, like, the musical skeleton already laid out, too,

01:07:38and I'll just present it to everybody, and then we kind of, like, you know, work it out.

01:07:43And are you guys always writing?

01:07:45I mean, is there always something going on in your head?

01:07:50It's funny, because lately, I mean, I always have these musical, myself, have always these

01:07:56musical ideas, and I never really take notice of them.

01:07:59I really give them, I don't give them any validity.

01:08:03And then so lately, as I was coming home from practice a few weeks ago, I realized, you

01:08:08know, I was singing this melody, and I was thinking, man, you know, just because this

01:08:11isn't something I would personally want to, you know, show to the band, you know, I still

01:08:19need to give it some kind of, validate it somehow.

01:08:22All right, solo deal coming up, huh?

01:08:24Is that what you're trying to tell the boys?

01:08:25No, no, no.

01:08:26Severed publishing, right?

01:08:28What are you driving out of here?

01:08:29This stuff isn't even, like, solo material.

01:08:32It's more like, this thing I came up with the other night was, like, something else.

01:08:35So what is it, sort of a Trent Reznor meets George Jones kind of thing, or what?

01:08:39More like a Mariah Carey meets Alice Cooper meets...

01:08:44Can you do one more for us before you have to pack up and leave here?

01:08:50Can you do one more song for us?

01:08:52Yeah, I'll give Bob this.

01:08:53Tell us what it is, and go to...

01:08:56Oh, that's right, we're short of guitar now, aren't we?

01:08:59By the way, this album, I know you...

01:09:01You sure you want to give Bob that guitar now?

01:09:03You see the last one.

01:09:04That's his mom's guitar.

01:09:05He better be ready.

01:09:06I got it, Mom.

01:09:07Well, this album, Magnolia, is going to be re-released April 21st.

01:09:15Well, I guess you guys are on a new label now, huh?

01:09:17Right, Capricorn Records out of Nashville.

01:09:19Good.

01:09:21And so they're going to re-release it and start spreading it off to all the radio stations

01:09:25and CD stores and people start buying it.

01:09:30Yeah, let's hope so.

01:09:31Stan, you're a brilliant interviewer.

01:09:33I'll give you that.

01:09:33How had it done before?

01:09:38I mean, were you guys selling a lot of stuff?

01:09:40We did well.

01:09:41We were doing some really good tours and stuff behind it.

01:09:47Unfortunately, we were just on a label that sucked, basically.

01:09:53Let me just look at what label it was, and then we'll leave.

01:09:55Oh, okay.

01:09:55I don't think Susan wants to mention it.

01:10:00We're on a great label now, man.

01:10:01I mean, they're Capricorn.

01:10:01Yeah.

01:10:02Legendary, man.

01:10:03Yeah.

01:10:03And they've had great success lately with bands such as Cake, 311, and Government Mule.

01:10:09I think they just signed.

01:10:12Widespread Panic.

01:10:13Oh, yeah.

01:10:14And so, you know, we're just really excited to be with them.

01:10:19I mean, you know, they're like a small label, so they've got more time to, you know, work

01:10:25on developing bands.

01:10:26I mean, it's their livelihood, you know.

01:10:28Did you make them press a vinyl version just so you can see that Capricorn spinning around

01:10:32with your name on it?

01:10:33Man.

01:10:34You've got to have them do that.

01:10:35Yeah.

01:10:35They did it for Widespread, maybe.

01:10:38I'm on.

01:10:38You did it working, man.

01:10:40You've got to have that.

01:10:40We've got Joe, our Capricorn rep, with us.

01:10:42Joe, the Capricorn rep, who I'm willing to bet in the trunk of his car right now, has

01:10:46a lot of product for me.

01:10:48Okay?

01:10:51What are you guys going to do for us?

01:10:53We'll do a song called More Than I Can Take.

01:10:56Okay.

01:10:56Screaming Cheetah Wheelies on 96K Rock.

01:11:05These guys are good.

01:11:08Yeah, damn good.

01:11:10You know what?

01:11:10You've got to hand it to Terry over there on the drums.

01:11:14I mean, he's got those brushes, and he's working it like a young Gene Krupa.

01:11:19Very nice job.

01:11:21He's not like any radio again.

01:11:24Young Gene Krupa.

01:11:26So, you guys are doing this going from radio station to radio station.

01:11:30Then what do you do?

01:11:31You've got a big tour planned up or anything?

01:11:33Before we start the summer, we're going to go in and do our third album in Woodstock, New York.

01:11:40As soon as Michael Barbero.

01:11:42We're working out the schedule with Michael and Warren Haynes.

01:11:47So, you said Warren will probably end up producing, not sure yet, or probably will?

01:11:53Yeah, he's got to figure out his schedule, you know.

01:11:55He tours a lot.

01:11:56He's with the Allmands, you know, and that thing.

01:11:58He works like a dog, man.

01:11:59Yeah.

01:12:00It was when they did the birthday show.

01:12:01It was Government Mule and the Allman Brothers, and it was Warren on stage for about six solid hours.

01:12:06It's like, how the hell does he do that?

01:12:07They love it, you know.

01:12:08And then after that, the only tour that, it's early in the season.

01:12:12They're still working up the summer tour stuff for everybody.

01:12:15But we know for a fact, so far, that we're going to be on the Horde this year again.

01:12:20The Horde Festival.

01:12:21How is that?

01:12:22That's pretty cool.

01:12:23That's a blues traveler's deal.

01:12:25John Popper kind of put that together.

01:12:27They're not doing it this year.

01:12:28They're going to do their own tour, and then they're handing it over to their people.

01:12:33And they've scheduled Neil Young and Crazy Horse to headline this year.

01:12:38Oh, that would be cool.

01:12:39So that would be pretty happy.

01:12:40Well, guys, thanks so much for coming in.

01:12:42You guys.

01:12:43Thanks for having us, guys.

01:12:44It sounded fantastic.

01:12:44The best of luck to you.

01:12:46And when's the album going to be re-released?

01:12:48April 21st.

01:12:50All right.

01:12:51Thanks, guys.

01:12:51Thanks for spending it, man.

01:12:52Thanks for having us.

01:12:53No problem.

01:12:53You guys were great.

01:12:57And, yeah, we just got to get our body clock right now.

01:12:58Just go fix your guitar and don't.

01:13:01Congratulations to Howard.

01:13:03Yeah.

01:13:05Okay, it's 19 past 5.

01:13:07We're going to take a quick break, and then the House of Blues break on 96 KROQ.

01:13:12Okay, it's 28 past 5 at 96 KROQ.

01:13:17And all day long, Radio John Stern has been on the road, dressed up in, I would describe it as a hot suit.

01:13:28Well, yeah.

01:13:29We kind of designed it that way.

01:13:32And I don't know.

01:13:33I think he might be taking this persona to heart and may not realize that we're joking.

01:13:37Why?

01:13:38What do you mean?

01:13:38I think he's starting to like it.

01:13:40He's starting to like it?

01:13:42I don't know.

01:13:42I just talked to him briefly off the air.

01:13:43I think he's enjoying the adulation.

01:13:46Well, let's find out what's going on.

01:13:49Radio John Stern.

01:13:51Hey, guys.

01:13:51What's up?

01:13:52King of all medians.

01:13:53What median are you on now?

01:13:55College in 41.

01:13:57Man, are you getting a good response?

01:13:58People acknowledging you?

01:14:00Oh, great response.

01:14:01Lots of people yelling.

01:14:02Lots of people waving.

01:14:03One guy giving an appetizer, big loud, hey, he sucks.

01:14:05And I give him a big thumbs up for that.

01:14:07You know who that guy is.

01:14:07Yeah, I know who he is.

01:14:08Yeah.

01:14:09But what you do is when somebody shouts, hey, he sucks, you flash him what you have on the other side of your sign.

01:14:14Oh, yeah.

01:14:14I've been showing that side, too.

01:14:15And what's that say?

01:14:17John 360.

01:14:18There you go, buddy, boy.

01:14:19That's just in case you know anybody hassles you saying, what are you doing out here on public property promoting something?

01:14:25Then you just flip it, and then they can't say anything.

01:14:26Sort of a disclaimer, yeah.

01:14:27Yeah.

01:14:28Exactly.

01:14:29All right, so how long have you been out there?

01:14:31I've been here about an hour, I guess.

01:14:33All right, let's describe your wardrobe.

01:14:35Do you want to describe it, or do you want me to?

01:14:36Sure, no problem.

01:14:37I'm wearing a long black duster that's very, very, very good for very cold weather.

01:14:42Not so great in that weather.

01:14:43You got it buttoned up?

01:14:44Not right now, man.

01:14:45I almost went down to one day.

01:14:47Have you taken in any fluids during the day?

01:14:50Oh, yeah.

01:14:50I've been drinking that water still.

01:14:52All right, good.

01:14:53So I'm doing fine.

01:14:54Hair is a tangled up mess because I've been wearing those headphones on it all day,

01:14:57so I look like it was even scarier than Stern.

01:14:59Because, John, I say this sincerely.

01:15:01Yeah.

01:15:01You understand that the get-up was meant to make you uncomfortable, but not to cripple you,

01:15:07and I mean that sincerely.

01:15:08Well, thank you, man.

01:15:09I appreciate that.

01:15:10I'm doing fine.

01:15:11It's a little bit dizzy, but besides that, I'm doing okay.

01:15:13All right, hang out there for just a few more minutes, and then start to make your way back

01:15:20because we're coming up on the last half hour of the show, and we've got a lot of junk

01:15:26to bring back into the office.

01:15:27Yeah, I know the story now, Alana.

01:15:29So you can work your way home now.

01:15:31Yeah, give the last few waves.

01:15:33Do you feel like the Southwest Florida radio debut of Radio John Stern has been a success?

01:15:39Absolutely.

01:15:40Well, I know they love you at the Edisonian.

01:15:41Oh, yeah, big time.

01:15:43You may have to hide low for a while.

01:15:46That's no problem.

01:15:46I'll try to avoid the place.

01:15:48All right.

01:15:49Okay, man.

01:15:49Have fun.

01:15:49Make your way home.

01:15:52K-Rock, hello.

01:15:53You're on the air.

01:15:54Hey, where's that conehead standing around at?

01:15:57Well, he's packing things up now.

01:15:59Oh, okay.

01:16:00Hey, I just wanted to congratulate you guys on being able to sleep in a little bit.

01:16:04Well, thank you.

01:16:05I haven't had the chance to get with you yet, but I'm going to miss you in the morning.

01:16:10Well, I'm glad you're listening this afternoon.

01:16:13We won't miss it, but definitely going to miss you in the morning.

01:16:16Howard Stern's kind of a...

01:16:17Well, give him a shot.

01:16:19Well, I would give him a shot, but if I could quote a friend of ours and yours, this morning

01:16:26that's just kind of an abortion.

01:16:27K-Rock, hello.

01:16:30You're on the air.

01:16:31Hello?

01:16:33Nope.

01:16:33Gone.

01:16:34All right.

01:16:34I think that was program director Matt Mangus calling up to correct you about something.

01:16:37About what?

01:16:38I don't know.

01:16:39Just your board.

01:16:40I mean, I think you're doing fine.

01:16:41Right.

01:16:41He's laid off me for the most part.

01:16:43Maybe a meeting about it or something.

01:16:44I have never had to...

01:16:45I think that you've got to give a guy some time to get used to stuff.

01:16:48I've never had to hit so many buttons in my entire life.

01:16:50I mean, you know, when you had the music bed playing and the band playing, too, that

01:16:52was a...

01:16:53Well, I didn't know that they were going to go and play that.

01:16:56Als I went and said, I've got to go and do where to go and what to do, and I'm hearing

01:16:59that in my head.

01:17:00But look, you're going to have to get used to a lot of things.

01:17:02I mean, a lot more rock and roll stuff.

01:17:03Oh, wow.

01:17:04I mean, we go to the Journey to the Glades concert, you know, it's rock and roll, man.

01:17:09And I'm looking, you know, what have I got off to my side here?

01:17:12This is my partner.

01:17:12And this is a guy who very clearly looked, at least on stage, like a man who would much

01:17:19rather be at home in his Tootsie leather recliner with a cold beer in his hand, flipping

01:17:24the channel clicker on his big screen TV, watching the classic sports network with some

01:17:29Joe Frazier fight from the early 70s.

01:17:32Yes.

01:17:32At that point in time, at that moment of the day, when I was waiting on Foghat for an

01:17:38hour and a half.

01:17:39Did they ever show up?

01:17:40And I don't know.

01:17:41And then we finally get ready to go and introduce Foghat Saturday, and then we're told by some

01:17:45roadie scumbag grease ball that they have their own.

01:17:50Why do you got to talk about people like that?

01:17:51Because he got it.

01:17:52He was working.

01:17:53He was working.

01:17:54He was working to get me mad is what he was doing.

01:17:56Yeah, well, you know, people that are working, they work up a sweat like that, and you turn

01:17:59around and call him a scummy grease ball.

01:18:00He was a scummy grease ball, and everybody was at his throat.

01:18:03He was working for a living, man.

01:18:05Yeah, he wasn't working for a living.

01:18:06He was sitting on his ass in a folding chair waiting.

01:18:08But we made it up.

01:18:09You know, we made it up to people.

01:18:10They had to wait a long time for Foghat.

01:18:12And we were not among those that waited.

01:18:16But we did introduce them.

01:18:18Well, we weren't allowed to introduce them because they had a taped introduction.

01:18:21And we had to be introduced.

01:18:22This is to give you an idea how the day went.

01:18:23We had to be introduced by Big 106.

01:18:28And you wonder why I wanted to be in my Tootsie leather chair.

01:18:31Yeah, but we, you know, we saved the day.

01:18:34I mean, we kept the crowd at bay.

01:18:35That's true.

01:18:36Went on stage and told them they'd been deprived of entertainment long enough.

01:18:39Right.

01:18:39And then we had our monkey crash do an Irish jig for them.

01:18:43And we hauled ass out of there before they could figure out what hit them.

01:18:45You're right.

01:18:45And I couldn't tell if they were, you know, Chopper and Foghat in or Medivac in somebody else.

01:18:52Because there was.

01:18:54There was choppers flying all around.

01:18:55And all I know is, you know, our ass is headed back to the old Cadillac and hit the old open road.

01:19:02Yep.

01:19:03Take me home.

01:19:04Except for one quick stop at the Indian Reservation convenience store.

01:19:08Yeah.

01:19:08Then we were fine.

01:19:10Nothing but blue sky.

01:19:11That's right.

01:19:12And let them fend for themselves.

01:19:13But all in all, it was nice.

01:19:15It was a great, great day, though.

01:19:18But it was just, you know, I was over it by that point in time.

01:19:21I know you were.

01:19:22Because you started out and I saw you start to kind of warm up.

01:19:24Hey, this isn't so bad.

01:19:26No.

01:19:27This is a rock show, man.

01:19:28I should be enjoying myself.

01:19:30Yeah.

01:19:30So then you enjoyed yourself for a little while.

01:19:32Then it got hot.

01:19:33And then it got late.

01:19:35And little Stan wanted to go home.

01:19:38That's right.

01:19:39You were thinking by that time you'd gone past the point of dreaming of the Natuzi leather recliner

01:19:44and dreaming of cool cotton sheets.

01:19:49Yep.

01:19:50I'm not going to joke around with you.

01:19:52I'm not going to lie.

01:19:53That's exactly how I felt.

01:19:55Yeah.

01:19:56You were a lot of fun on the way home.

01:20:01You were a real guest yourself.

01:20:03Well, I can't help that, man.

01:20:05Yeah.

01:20:05It's 535.

01:20:07Just call me beer fart.

01:20:08It's 535 right now at 96 KROQ.

01:20:12And here's Journey.

01:20:14Oh, man.

01:20:1896 KROQ.

01:20:21About 12 now before 6.

01:20:24Stan and Haney here with you.

01:20:26And you hear Stan and Haney.

01:20:27When there's an and there.

01:20:29Isn't that supposed to mean team?

01:20:31Yep.

01:20:32I want to talk to you about teamwork, man.

01:20:33All right.

01:20:33You know, I haven't brought it up until now because I didn't even know if I was going to,

01:20:39if I should just let it go.

01:20:40But I feel like, you know, we're starting a new phase in our professional relationship.

01:20:44Yeah.

01:20:45I think I got to let you know on Saturday night, there's hurt feelings on my part.

01:20:51After the journey to the Glades concert, I kept it inside.

01:20:55There's hurt feelings.

01:20:56What?

01:20:57What?

01:20:57Tell me.

01:20:59You did come over to my house.

01:21:01Briefly.

01:21:01But I didn't feel welcome, so I didn't stay long.

01:21:04What are you talking about?

01:21:05I even offered you a bed to sleep it off.

01:21:07Well, we went out on your lanai to smoke.

01:21:11Yes.

01:21:12We're working together.

01:21:12We're doing a show together.

01:21:14We've got to work on this show and develop it and bring it along.

01:21:17Certainly.

01:21:17Right now, the show is in its infancy.

01:21:18Absolutely.

01:21:19I firmly agree.

01:21:21So we're out on...

01:21:21What are you driving at?

01:21:22Out on your back, lanai, and I'm trying to tell you about a new character that I'm developing.

01:21:27A new character voice.

01:21:28No, you weren't.

01:21:29Yes, I was.

01:21:30Are you going to tell me that was laryngectomy guy?

01:21:34Yeah.

01:21:35The laryngectomy guy.

01:21:36You know that burp talk?

01:21:37No.

01:21:37I think it would bring awareness to an issue and ultimately more social acceptance.

01:21:42You were being very obnoxious on that, lanai.

01:21:46Neighbors were beginning to look at you.

01:21:48I was not being obnoxious.

01:21:49I was doing...

01:21:50I was in character, Stan.

01:21:52That's something you're going to have to learn.

01:21:53When you were just holding a conversation...

01:21:55I was trying to tell you about what the new character would sound like.

01:22:00Laryngectomy man.

01:22:01And you were letting the F word fly like it was going out of style.

01:22:04Well, what the hell?

01:22:05We weren't on the radio then.

01:22:06No.

01:22:07We're two buds enjoying a cold one, man.

01:22:09The thing was, though, you and I could be having a conversation, and if the F word flies,

01:22:13it's naturally, it's part of conversation, believe it or not.

01:22:16I mean, it comes up from time to time.

01:22:19But you don't have to yell it like this!

01:22:21Where do you get off I was yelling like...

01:22:23Now, look, I have a naturally loud voice, and occasionally...

01:22:26It carries, doesn't it?

01:22:28Well, I mean, you know, I cannot help that.

01:22:30That is the way that God made me, Stan.

01:22:33And if that is going to be a problem, man, I mean, let's smoke in the house if it's a problem.

01:22:38I was very polite and asked you to please keep it down.

01:22:41Then we smoke in the house.

01:22:42So what? I mean, come on, if you're that hung up on your one eye.

01:22:45K-Rock, hello.

01:22:46Yeah, I'm trying to get a hold of Stan and Mark.

01:22:47You're talking to him.

01:22:48Hey, how you guys doing?

01:22:49You're on the air. Go ahead.

01:22:50Hey, how you guys like working later?

01:22:52I'm going to have to get used to it, but I think I can get used to it fairly easily.

01:22:55Hey, did you get a chance to listen to the Howard Stern show this morning?

01:22:58You know, I made every effort to get up to listen to that show,

01:23:03but I think it was this whole daylight savings time stuff threw me off and I missed it.

01:23:07Yeah.

01:23:08Who is that woman that's with Howard Stern?

01:23:11Robin Quivers.

01:23:12Dinah Shore.

01:23:14Robin Quivers.

01:23:15Okay, I was listening to her and she laughs at everything he says.

01:23:19She's paid to.

01:23:20He could say, today is Monday and she's, oh.

01:23:22She's a riot, like, I could see that it was like 10 o'clock at night, but not 10 o'clock in the morning.

01:23:29She acts like she's stoned to the bone.

01:23:31She's actually, thanks for the call, by the way, she's actually famous in her own right.

01:23:36Robin is.

01:23:37How is she famous?

01:23:37She's had her book out and she went on Ofra and really talked about what it's like to work with him.

01:23:45By the way, Stan, if I could just interrupt you very briefly, it's a 5.50.

01:23:48We're going to be going off the air shortly, I want to let you know that we are contractually obligated to do this.

01:23:52I want you to make sure to pick up Jackie the Joke Man's CD.

01:23:55It's hilarious.

01:23:57And it's the funniest thing I've ever heard.

01:23:59Jackie the Joke Man.

01:24:00You can get JackieJokeMan.com.

01:24:02That's where you want to look it up.

01:24:04I am not a whore.

01:24:06JackieJokeMan.com.

01:24:07I'm thinking maybe we can do that with Radio John.

01:24:09Get him a website and a comedy album and we won't have to pay him.

01:24:12We'll talk to you in just a second here.

01:24:14But laryngectomy, man.

01:24:15I want you to think about it.

01:24:16I think it'd be big.

01:24:17Oh, maybe if we can work up some little skit.

01:24:20Not on my lanai.

01:24:22With the F words flying.

01:24:24You dropping bottles.

01:24:26I was not dropping bottles.

01:24:27I was drinking bottles.

01:24:28And then what should I do?

01:24:31Let this cat in?

01:24:33And then my cat runs in and he slams the door right in the middle of the cat.

01:24:38The cat barfs up some kind of hairball half stomach.

01:24:41Look, you don't like those cats and you know you don't like those cats.

01:24:44It was a gag.

01:24:44But I'll tell you right now, when my wife and kid come home, they've got to be alive.

01:24:48Granted, I'd like to kill them.

01:24:50Well, all I know is now you're telling a different story because at the time you laughed.

01:24:55You laughed and bent over and turned crimson.

01:24:59You crazy nut.

01:25:01Now all of a sudden it's, you tried to hurt my wife and child's pet.

01:25:06All I kept saying to you was, I better call you a bluebird.

01:25:10All right.

01:25:10Let's just call it even and we at least consider laryngectomy now.

01:25:16Yeah, I'll consider it.

01:25:17Absolutely.

01:25:18What do you say we head over to your place and try out the material?

01:25:20Nope.

01:25:22Just head out on the old one eye.

01:25:23We'll be back on 96K Rock.

01:25:25Hey.

01:25:25All right.

01:25:26It's just before 6 o'clock at WRXK.

01:25:28Benita Springs.

01:25:29Max coming up next.

01:25:30Yeah.

01:25:31It is me.

01:25:32It is Max.

01:25:32It is next.

01:25:33On 96K Rock.

01:25:35On tomorrow's show, Mark still doesn't know who he is.

01:25:39Can't picture him.

01:25:40But a special guest on the show tomorrow.

01:25:43Comedian Jack Carter.

01:25:44Okay.

01:25:44Will be on.

01:25:45Vince Carter I know.

01:25:46Jack Carter I don't know.

01:25:47Jack Carter, comedian, stand-up comedian, goes way back with the beginnings of television.

01:25:54He actually had his own TV show on the Dumont Network.

01:25:58Well, I should know.

01:25:59Worked very closely with Jackie Gleason.

01:26:02Also starred in Viva Las Vegas with Elvis Presley.

01:26:07Your mic's not on.

01:26:09Okay, thanks.

01:26:09There you go.

01:26:11So he's on tomorrow.

01:26:12He's on tomorrow.

01:26:12Radio John Stern.

01:26:14I'll just have to take you at your word and say fine job because I really don't know.

01:26:18Oh, okay.

01:26:19That doesn't matter.

01:26:20Well, it does matter.

01:26:21Oh, I think it does matter.

01:26:22You know, stuff may filter back in.

01:26:24You never know.

01:26:24That's fine.

01:26:25You know, we still have our eyes on the street.

01:26:27No problem.

01:26:30So, matter of fact, yeah, we still don't know.

01:26:33K-Rock, hello.

01:26:34You're on the air.

01:26:35Hello.

01:26:36Stan.

01:26:36Yeah.

01:26:37How you doing?

01:26:38How are you?

01:26:38Hey, listen, I just wanted to let you guys know.

01:26:41Great show.

01:26:42Thanks.

01:26:42I was a little skeptical, you know, with the whole morning show going and the Howard

01:26:49Stern thing, but you guys stepped up to the plate and you kicked it in the ass.

01:26:53I appreciate it.

01:26:53Great interviews.

01:26:56Thank you, Ken.

01:26:57That's all right, man.

01:26:57I thank you for it.

01:26:58You take the Pepsi challenge.

01:27:00I'll put my stuff up against that Amsterdam stuff any day of the week.

01:27:02No kidding, man.

01:27:03He's hard to get used to.

01:27:05I mean, none of us like change.

01:27:07You know, it's hard to get, you know, I think we all miss Joe, but, you know, he was getting

01:27:15mean towards Ian.

01:27:16We all know what he would do with a mean dog.

01:27:20Was that Al Barber?

01:27:22It sounded like it was.

01:27:23Al Barber Alimenti, one of the two.

01:27:25I don't know.

01:27:25Oh, God.

01:27:26All right, what do you want to do here?

01:27:27As I was saying before when you were so cruel to me over my idea for laryngectomy, man.

01:27:32Yeah.

01:27:32The show's in its infancy, and we have to, you know, allow it to grow, and this has always

01:27:39been a dream of mine ever since I worked at the country station on the other coast.

01:27:44Made an impression on me.

01:27:45I was 17 years old at the time, and they had a bluegrass show on, hosted by a man that called

01:27:50himself Uncle Bob from Banjo Man's Music, and he'd always end the show in a certain way,

01:27:57and I wanted to see if we could end our show that way.

01:28:00I can't very well play straight bluegrass, because no one would buy it, but maybe end

01:28:04each day with a honky-tonk song, and here's the sign-off, and you'll have to go with it

01:28:09today, because we've got to get out of here.

01:28:11Okay.

01:28:13Cup to cornbread, Mama.

01:28:14Uncle Bob's a-truckin'.

01:28:16Hey, Mr. Bartender.

01:28:19Hey, Mr. Bartender.

01:28:19I love you.

01:28:19Hey, Mr. Dart peque.

01:28:22I love you.

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01:28:23Hey, Mr. Dart checkorgan.

01:28:24Hey, Mr.Cola.

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01:28:24Please follow me on the calendar picks.

01:28:25Hey, Mr. Buttائ

01:28:31I love you.

01:28:33I love you!

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01:28:39Hey, Jason!

01:28:41I love you.

01:28:42Hey, Dr. Putin.

01:28:43We love you.

01:28:43Chat – I love you.

01:28:44I love you.

01:28:45Hey, Mr. все.

01:28:46I love you.

01:28:46And I love you.

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