What's Up Turkey Butt 2022

Beasley Digital

4/22/2025

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00:00Amy, the time has come. It is time to play What's Up Turkey Bot.

00:05There's a round of applause, everybody.

00:06It is here.

00:07We came here.

00:09All right, so we have five lucky contestants in studio with us.

00:14And lucky is a very poor word to use for this situation because they're disgusting, right?

00:20What did everybody think? Pretty gross?

00:22Yeah, pretty gross.

00:23So what we're going to do is we're going to pull names from here.

00:26And then if we pull your name, you get to go choose your turkey, put your hand in the turkey, and pull out, hopefully, some tickets.

00:35The first name in the turkey draft is...

00:39Well, Sean, you get one job here, sir.

00:42Patricia.

00:42Patricia!

00:43Patricia, you get to pick the first one.

00:45By the way, I will just note that everyone chose to wear long-sleeve shirts today, which is really gutsy.

00:51Oh, there we go, there we go.

00:52All right, one person did not. One person got the memo.

00:54All right, how do you feel? Are you nervous? Are you excited?

00:57A little nervous.

00:59Yes, it looks disgusting. Good luck.

01:03Drumroll, please.

01:04So gross.

01:07Oh, it's so nasty.

01:10Can you explain the feeling? Explain the feeling.

01:12It feels like cottage cheese.

01:14Yes, it is.

01:14It's freezing.

01:15Okay.

01:19Oh, yuck.

01:20Okay, I got...

01:21Ed.

01:22Ed.

01:23Ed Sheeran, there it is.

01:27Gross, gross.

01:28Here, let me...

01:29Oh, God.

01:29That's gross.

01:31Do we have towels in here?

01:33Do we have old star shirts we can give her?

01:35Something to hand.

01:36And the next name in the turkey draft is Peggy.

01:41Peggy.

01:42Peggy.

01:43All right, Peggy, go grab your turkey and good luck.

01:47Walking out to the hallway, we have a random bandana.

01:51A very random bandana.

01:52We got some paper towels here, too.

01:54Someone gave up their gang affiliation so you could clean your hand.

01:57Peggy got turkey number five.

02:00All right, Peggy, how you feeling?

02:01Everyone...

02:02Nauseated.

02:06Same, same.

02:07All right, drum roll, please.

02:09Let's go.

02:10Peggy, here we go.

02:13If I can describe her face, she's crying inside.

02:16Ew.

02:19That's really gross.

02:21Oh, that was quick.

02:23Oh, yay.

02:24You got potholders.

02:27Oh, no.

02:28Oh, no.

02:28Oh, that's sad.

02:32All right.

02:33So, Vanna Tempesta pulled the next name.

02:36Vanna.

02:37Wow.

02:38I never wear the same sequined dress twice.

02:40True.

02:41He pulled the next name during that song, and it's Macy.

02:44Macy grabbed turkey number three.

02:47Okay, Macy, any reason you picked three?

02:50My mom said it was her lucky number, so we're going with it.

02:53She actually won some tickets, too, so hopefully we're staying with it.

02:58Oh, man.

02:58I'm sticking with the family look here.

02:59It's a family affair.

03:00All right.

03:01Here we go.

03:02Drum roll, please.

03:03Sticking your hand in a turkey for hopefully something delicious.

03:07Now, Macy has macaroni in hers as well.

03:10Yeah, and Jell-O, and oh.

03:14Oh, God.

03:15That's so bad.

03:16This looks like a doctor's appointment.

03:18Oh.

03:19Oh.

03:20I can't even watch it.

03:21I don't even know where.

03:22Oh, there's stuffing.

03:24Oh.

03:24Yours is bad.

03:25This is horrible.

03:26Oh, it smells so bad.

03:30I can't even.

03:30I can't.

03:33Okay.

03:34I can't.

03:38It smells terrible.

03:40Pink.

03:41You're going to pink.

03:42Yeah.

03:45Congratulations.

03:46That smells.

03:48Goodness gracious.

03:50Wow.

03:50We're going to get Macy a lot of paper towel here.

03:53Oh, man.

03:54Oh, gosh.

03:55Muscle pains right now because I nearly pooped.

03:58I know.

03:58And I have a bucket in front of me.

04:00And it's night worse than you, and that's bad.

04:02The smell on that one.

04:03Yeah.

04:03It was horrific.

04:04Oh, God.

04:04I don't know what you guys did.

04:06That was a good job, girls.

04:08Cassandra.

04:08Macaroni in here, too.

04:10Okay, nice.

04:10And there's definitely stuffing, cottage cheese.

04:13Oh, God.

04:16Disgusting.

04:16Cottage cheese on its own is terrible.

04:18I know.

04:18I just can't do it.

04:19It's a texture thing for me.

04:20All right, y'all.

04:21Okay.

04:22She even came prepared with a glove.

04:24He played.

04:24There we go.

04:25Oh, no gloves.

04:26No gloves.

04:27No gloves.

04:27Glove off.

04:28No, Cassandra.

04:28Listen.

04:30All right.

04:32Oh, gosh.

04:35Are we kidding?

04:38No.

04:41Oh, no.

04:41That's a beat.

04:43You want a beat?

04:45Ew.

04:46Oh, God.

04:47You guys.

04:50There's nothing.

04:51Oh, there's something in here.

04:52There's nothing.

04:53It's Taylor Swift.

04:54Taylor Swift.

04:55We got it.

04:56There we go.

04:58That is so gross.

05:00We saw that there was two really terrible prizes, and Sean and I are going to throw up,

05:03and we didn't even have to do this.

05:05So we don't want to send everybody home with.

05:09Yes.

05:10Or anybody home with a baster.

05:11No.

05:12Although, you know, it's very helpful this time of year.

05:13You need one, yeah.

05:14For those of you that were runners up, you will be going to check out Pink.

05:18There are no losers on the show, except for all the other contests we do.

05:22There's tons of them.

05:23Yuck.

05:25Yeah.

05:26When I was just on my way back up, the girls were bringing the turkeys down, and everybody

05:31downstairs in the sales pit was like, that's absolutely disgusting.

05:36They're really bad.

05:37They're really, really bad.

05:38So they did a good job.

05:39That was a great job, and everyone's happy.

05:41We're feeling pretty good at just that third turkey.

05:44I legit, you saw me.

05:46Macy's turkey was for sure the worst.

05:50She had to take things out just to, like, have space in there to, like, oh, I can't.

05:55Awful.

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