00:00Daylight, Iowa, another racehorse has tested positive for methamphetamine.
00:07And I'm over here thinking, come on, are we feeding the racehorses meth now?
00:14We heard this back in April, but it was from New Zealand, and this story's coming out of Iowa.
00:21And now that time, the horse and the trainer got busted for meth.
00:26Well, this time it wasn't the trainer specifically, it was the groom.
00:31That's the person that cleans the stall and feeds the horse and bandages the legs.
00:36And apparently the groom had meth on his hands, and just touching the horse was enough to have it test positive for meth.
00:42So I guess the advice here to all the grooms is wash your hands.
00:48Or maybe just don't do meth. Maybe.
00:52But then you wouldn't get to be on the No Sweat News, would you?
00:55The horse, named Drag Malibu, will be cleared to race again once he organizes the junk drawer in the kitchen.
01:05Daylight Washington, Washington State, Seattle-wise, for story number two,
01:11the New York Post reports that the so-called supermodel that spent $600,000 in plastic surgery
01:18to make herself look like Kim Kardashian is now spending $120,000 to try to go back to what she was.
01:27And I'm over here thinking, does she even remember?
01:32Is that even possible?
01:34So, out come all the butt implants and fat injections.
01:39Yuck.
01:41She's having the three nose jobs she got reversed, along with the other 40 plastic surgeries
01:49so that she could end up looking like Kim Kardashian.
01:53I mean, at any point in time, you stop trying to do that.
01:58It's a good thing.
02:00She's getting help for the body dysmorphia that she suffers from.
02:05That's that mental illness where you see nothing but flaws in your physique and body,
02:09which probably stems from the Kardashians being all over social media and so forth.
02:15So, let's see.
02:16Count it all up.
02:17$600,000, $120,000.
02:18$720,000 on plastic surgery.
02:22Jesus.
02:23And our final story from the snack editor of the No Sweat News.
02:29We would like to wish you a happy National French Fry Day.
02:34You didn't even know French fries had their own day.
02:37Well, today is it.
02:39And a number of businesses, national and local, I'm sure, are celebrating.
02:44Today, you can get free French fries, a free large fry from McDonald's.
02:48But you got to order it through their app, apparently.
02:51Wendy's is doing free fries with a purchase through their app.
02:54Burger King's got a deal.
02:55Even White Castle has a small free fry with every purchase.
02:59Apparently, they're going to release a coupon over on their social media.
03:02So, a happy French Fry Day from the No Sweat News.
03:06Three more stories tomorrow.
03:08It all could end up scoring you some free tickets to check out Rob Zombie when we get to Friday's No Sweat News quiz.
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