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Keenan's 2022 - Balloon Race
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00:00All right, so let's describe what they're going to have to do.
00:04First of all, we have a series of balloons that are taped to the ground,
00:07followed by a series of balloons that are taped to chairs,
00:10and then a series of balloons that are on tables.
00:13What all do people have to do, Kathy?
00:15Okay, so to start off, the balloons on the ground,
00:19the contestants are going to put Hulk hands on,
00:21just because we have Hulk hands, so why not?
00:23Right.
00:24They're going to put Hulk hands on.
00:25They're going to pop all of the balloons on the ground.
00:28They're then going to get to the chairs.
00:30They have to sit on the chairs and pop all of the balloons.
00:33Once they get to the larger size balloons that have the Preston and Steve logo on them,
00:37they're going to have to pop them with a dart contraption that Marissa made.
00:41Thank you very much.
00:42Once they get past that, there's three big balloons.
00:45Once they get past that, they'll get to a table that's filled with darts
00:49and a bouquet of balloons that is blowing all over the place.
00:52It was supposed to be floating, but it's flowing all over.
00:54They'll have to throw the darts and pop all of those balloons.
00:57I just want to thank literally everyone out here was helping us get that,
01:01because Preston, like you said, it's a little windy.
01:03Our contestants were setting up their own course.
01:06Oh my God.
01:07So thank you so much.
01:08Balloons by Victoria, who supplied all of the balloons.
01:10She was out here busting her ass.
01:12Thank you so much.
01:13Please follow her on Instagram.
01:14She does amazing balloon displays.
01:16Okay.
01:17We are here with Nancy.
01:18She is our first contestant.
01:19Nancy, where are you from?
01:20I'm from Sicklerville, New Jersey.
01:22Jersey.
01:23Nancy.
01:24Thank you so much for helping us set up your course.
01:26You're very welcome.
01:27It gave them a chance to have a quick, a few sips of their drink before we get started.
01:31Right, Nancy?
01:32A little bit of tequila.
01:33Oh my God.
01:34All right.
01:35So Nancy, are you ready to go?
01:36It's starting at 8 o'clock.
01:37Okay.
01:38We're going to get started.
01:39I'm at the start line.
01:40Nick's at the finish line.
01:41Nancy is going to start by using the whole cans to pop the balloons on the ground.
01:45You ready, Nancy?
01:46Here we go.
01:47In 3, 2, 1, go.
01:49All right.
01:50She's started.
01:51She has whole cans on that have tacks taped to them.
01:53Nancy, you've got to get all the balloons.
01:55All of them.
01:56Nancy is popping all of the red balloons.
01:58She's now to the chairs.
01:59Nancy, take the whole cans off.
02:01I've got to follow Nancy.
02:02Yes.
02:03Okay.
02:04She threw the whole cans.
02:07She's now sitting on the chairs.
02:09She's knocking chairs over.
02:10She did have tequila prior to this.
02:12So, yeah.
02:13Yeah.
02:14She's trying.
02:15She's trying to pop those balloons, Kathy, on the seats.
02:18She missed one, Steve.
02:19Yes.
02:20There we go.
02:21All right.
02:22And now she's working her way towards the finish line.
02:25I believe we're going to get a new world record, guys.
02:28She's throwing the darts sort of at me.
02:31She's going one by one with the darts.
02:33I think that's the wise way to play it.
02:35Is it?
02:36Yes.
02:37I think it is the least wise way to do it.
02:39I also think that, Nick.
02:40We can't see the balloons.
02:41We can't see the balloons.
02:42Show the balloons, please.
02:43All right.
02:44Go ahead.
02:45So, she's aiming with darts.
02:46There we go.
02:47She threw two at a time and got one, guys.
02:49All right.
02:50She's popping balloons that are hovering.
02:51She's throwing darts at them.
02:53She only has eight to go.
02:55Wow.
02:56Three in one shot.
02:57This is...
02:58We're into our second half hour.
02:59She's got seven to go.
03:01Seven to go.
03:02Now, five to go.
03:03She just threw...
03:04Oh, my God.
03:05Wow.
03:06This seems like it might take a while.
03:07She's throwing them right at me.
03:09All right, Nick.
03:10All right.
03:11It doesn't look like she's hitting any now.
03:13By the way, there were 20 balloons total that they needed to pop.
03:17And there's only four left.
03:18Four to go.
03:19All right.
03:20We're just a minute and a half in.
03:21All right.
03:22It's not that long.
03:23We got a couple more.
03:24She can pick up multiple darts and throw them at the same time if she wants to.
03:28Nancy, you can pick up multiple darts at the same time and throw them if you want to.
03:33You're recommending the cluster approach, Preston?
03:35There's three left.
03:36All right.
03:37I would do the cluster approach.
03:38All right.
03:39Let's see if this happens.
03:40Three, this looks...
03:41Okay, now.
03:42She's out of darts.
03:43She's gonna have to run and collect more darts.
03:45Go back across the line and pop the final three.
03:48Go back to the outside.
03:49Thank you very much.
03:50Because we don't want to see ourselves on stage.
03:52There's two left.
03:53One left.
03:54Come on.
03:55One more.
03:56One more.
03:57One more.
03:58Oh, my God.
03:59One more.
04:00Please.
04:01One.
04:02Please.
04:03Come on.
04:04It's so windy.
04:05One lone balloon.
04:06She's throwing at a moving target because of the wind.
04:08Come on.
04:09What's wrong with you?
04:11Yeah.
04:12Yeah.
04:13Time.
04:14Casey.
04:15Ladies and gentlemen, a new world record.
04:19A world record.
04:20A world record.
04:21Two minutes, 25 seconds.
04:24All right.
04:25You know, as you do something for the first time, it's always a world record.
04:32It is.
04:33And we just got a world record.
04:35All right.
04:36Let's see if we can beat that world record.
04:38We have another contestant.
04:39We have a second full setup.
04:41And we go back to Kathy for that.
04:43Okay.
04:44Yes.
04:45So we now have Tom who is from King of Prussia or currently living in King of Prussia.
04:48He gave me like seven cities that he was from, but he currently lives in King of Prussia.
04:52We can't talk to him because I can't hear you guys if I walk over to him.
04:55So we're just going to get started.
04:56He's going to do the same thing, starting out with the Hulk hands on the ground.
04:59Tom, are you ready?
05:01Tom, I think Tom had a little bit more than Nancy to drink if you can imagine that.
05:05Good.
05:06So I've had to wrangle Tom like a bunch of times.
05:08Tom, Tom.
05:09Ready?
05:10Okay.
05:11Here we go, Tom.
05:12In three, two, one, go.
05:14Okay.
05:15He's popping all of the balloons.
05:17He's pretty quick.
05:18All of the balloons on the ground with the Hulk hands.
05:20He's got three left.
05:21Okay.
05:22Now he's to the chairs.
05:23He dropped the Hulk hands and he's popping, sitting on his blue balloons, popping them on the chairs.
05:27That's on Tom breaking something during this.
05:29Yes.
05:30And Tom is going a little bit slower than Nancy.
05:32I feel like...
05:33Well, Nancy was a little more...
05:34Well, he's completely wasted, Kathy.
05:36Stevie might be.
05:37Okay.
05:38He's got three balloons left on the chairs and then he's going to pick up the contraption with the darts at the end of it to pop the three-foot balloons.
05:45I've never seen a man forget how to sit.
05:47He's got the spear.
05:48Here we go.
05:49He's spearing the big balloons.
05:50Oh.
05:51Wow.
05:52He's made it to the darts.
05:53All right.
05:54On to the darts and the...
05:55And the cluster of balloons.
05:56He is much better.
05:57Oh, he's doing really well.
05:58He's doing really well.
05:59His pace is much faster than Nancy's despite the amount of alcohol that Tom has consumed.
06:04Several Coors Lights thus far.
06:06But he is wearing his President Steve, I believe, a President Steve shirt.
06:10His blood drive shirt from a few years back with the shark.
06:13All right.
06:14He's got five balloons left.
06:16I believe the more you drink, the better you get at darts.
06:19Maybe.
06:20He only has three left, guys.
06:22Wow.
06:23He's kicking ass.
06:24And, Nick, you might end up with some acupuncture.
06:27Two.
06:28Two to go.
06:29You know, he is sticking his tongue out.
06:31Two left.
06:32Come on.
06:33He's taking a little breather.
06:34He's tired.
06:35Still has two left.
06:36Is he getting tired?
06:37I think so.
06:38I think he's worn out.
06:39He's actually thirsty, Preston.
06:40Oh, my God.
06:41Someone get that man a beer.
06:43Yeah, get that man a beer.
06:44One more.
06:45One more.
06:46Come on, Tom.
06:47One left.
06:48Tom.
06:49Tom, you can do it.
06:50You can do it.
06:51Oh.
06:52Yeah!
06:53Yeah!
06:54Yeah!
06:55Yeah!
06:56Ladies and gentlemen, a new world record.
07:00One minute and 39 seconds for Tom.
07:03We have a winner.
07:04All right.
07:05Tom is our winner.
07:06The champion of the great balloon race.
07:08And, by the way, what are we giving the winner for this particular game?
07:13One hundred dollars from our friends at Steak Em Up!
07:17Yeah!
07:18You guys want to chat with Tom, or you want to just move on?
07:21Uh, let's just blow him off.
07:22All right.
07:23Congratulations, Tom.
07:24All right.
07:25So, what was your strategy entering and breaking a new world record?
07:29Because, clearly, you've been training for a long time.
07:32I tried my best just not to stab myself with that pointy object you said up there with duck tape.
07:37It's kind of scary.
07:38It was kind of scary.
07:39Exactly.
07:40It was kind of scary.
07:41He tried not to stab himself with the pointy objects.
07:43All right.
07:44And, it was kind of scary in summation.
07:45By the way, uh, Steve, Tom kind of has that Negan lean back.
07:49He does.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Where he looks like he's about to pass out.
07:52But, yeah, the Negan's a swagger.
07:54The closer I put the microphone to his face, the more he leaned back.
07:58All right.
07:59Well, that, that was awesome.
08:00We did it.
08:01We pulled it off.
08:02We did it.
08:03Yes.
08:04Wow.
08:05All right.
08:06All right.
08:07First, we'll talk.
08:08We'll talk.
08:09Paul to Peter in here.
08:10Hi.
08:11Woo.
08:15You start off.
08:16Uh, here we go.
08:17You whole gangstaing character.
08:19Tors.
08:20All right.
08:22Bye N.
08:25Thierry's full.
08:2650 years.
08:28And I'm ready for this thing.
08:30Glad you're going.
08:33New Dimensions is next.
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