Barstool Pizza Review - The Slice Hut (Chicago, IL) - video Dailymotion

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El Presidente | One Bite

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00:00All right, pizza review time. This place had pizza like written all over it.

00:24The Slice Hut at Neon Gardens, is it?

00:33The sitting area looks like you're on acid.

00:37You go in there, there's like cartoons, sponge square.

00:40I don't know what the hell's going on. Hey, how's it going?

00:42I don't know what's going on in there.

00:45There's no human, you can't talk to a human to place an order.

00:48You've got to go to the machine. Very inefficient.

00:50Nobody knows what's going on.

00:52I just start driving. It's like pizza, pizza, pizza.

00:56From the outside, it's not my cup of tea.

00:58I don't want to feel like I'm fucking on a bad trip when I'm getting my pizza.

01:02One bite, everyone knows the rules.

01:04My guess is this place is open 24-7.

01:07Like you can get a slice at 4 a.m.

01:09Having said that, I'll judge it fairly just because I didn't love the aesthetics.

01:14Yeah, I mean, this to me tastes like a dollar slice shop in New York.

01:26I forget how much I'm charged. I think it was a $5 slice.

01:28I'm going to go 4-8.

01:36Neon slice shop.

01:38Too much wiggity woos in my head, you know?

01:42What'd you give it?

01:444-8.

01:454-8?

01:46What'd you rate it?

01:484-7 is not the best.

01:50No, it's horrible.

01:51No, it wasn't great.

01:52They saw you out there and were like, why?

01:54I just saw it.

01:55It said cheese, pizza, whatever.

01:57It's like, I don't know, a bad acid trip or something going on.

02:00It's not great.

02:01Yeah.

02:02It's like these, this past few weeks.

02:04No, it's bad.

02:06To be careful.

02:08I'm stuck.

02:09No, it's bad.

02:11It's bad.

02:12It's bad.

02:13Yeah.

02:15It's bad.

02:17It's bad.

02:18I swear.

02:19I swear, it's bad.

02:20I swear, I swear.

02:22I swear, it's bad at all.

02:23I swear, I swear, I swear.

02:25Then I'll just get rid of it.

02:27It's bad.

Barstool Pizza Review - The Slice Hut (Chicago, IL)

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