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Amy Oconnor
  • 4/20/2025

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00:00Darling!
00:27Darling!
00:28Rise and shine.
00:32Time's money. You're clutching up my sofa.
00:35Breakfast.
00:36What time is it?
00:37Time I was out there, grinding the faces of the poor.
00:40What are you doing?
00:41It's quarter seven. I should be out there setting up the stores. Are you going to be there?
00:44Well, come to that, are you even here?
00:46Look, Richard, I didn't get to bed till three o'clock in the morning.
00:49Yeah, I'll be there.
00:51This sofa's about as comfortable as a dead rhinoceros.
00:53Oh, well, look, I'm sorry I didn't have time to clean all the rubbish out of the spare room.
00:56Well, now you appreciate it. The sooner you kiss and make up with Geeta, the better.
01:00Yeah, you're right. Thanks for letting me stay, yeah?
01:03Yeah, well, once in a while's fine. Twice in a while, it, er, well, cramps my style.
01:08Well, what's the weather like, huh?
01:10Depends on your point of view.
01:11If you're amphibious, it's great.
01:13Right, see ya.
01:15Yeah, see ya.
01:17Janine, I'd rather somebody went with you, do, and I've got too much.
01:20I'm Ricky done, my dear.
01:21Eh?
01:22She's got a lot of roads to cross, dear.
01:24Go on, go get your own.
01:25Well, can't you call a taxi or something?
01:27Yeah, we can if you're paying, sir.
01:30Come on, Shorty, let's go and get wet.
01:32Oddly.
01:33Come on, dear, see you later.
01:34See you later.
01:35What are your plans for today?
01:37Me, swear not?
01:38Well, I thought I'd do a bit of armed robbery this morning.
01:40I was going to write three or four hundred begging letters this afternoon,
01:43and this evening I was going to sue you into the white slave trade.
01:46Oh, come on, we'll be able to pay back that bridging loan now, Phil's buying the flat.
01:49Yeah, yeah.
01:49Anyway, I'm earning all that cash over at the Vic.
01:52I suppose I'd better get going.
01:54What's that?
01:56Ceiling's dripping on me, Frank.
01:57I'm going to glue that shower coat to the inside of the bath.
02:00I'm sick and tired with that dripping over the place and flapping everywhere.
02:03It's Janine that does this.
02:07Hi.
02:08I'd just pop round to see if you wanted me to look after Shamila while you and Sanjay...
02:12Oh.
02:12Well, I mean, you must have things to sort out, yeah?
02:14No, thanks, Michelle, it's OK.
02:16How are you?
02:17I haven't a clue.
02:19I mean, how are you supposed to be when your marriage is in ruins and you've just thrown your husband out?
02:22What happened?
02:23I went mad.
02:25Just couldn't bury him anywhere near me.
02:27I could feel this rage building up and...
02:29All right, all right.
02:30It's not!
02:32It's terrible!
02:33No, I woke up this morning and for two seconds I thought nothing had happened and then...
02:39It's like a building falling on you.
02:41I can't breathe.
02:42Yes, you can.
02:43Come and sit down, Geeta.
02:45But do you want me to call Dr Legg?
02:48Not unless you can give me some cyanide on prescription.
02:50What?
02:51Oh, not for me, for Sanjay.
02:54You know, Michelle, that's the worst thing.
02:56I mean, I know I've got a temper, right?
02:57I flare up like everyone else, but...
02:59This feeling of fury, how dare you make me feel like this?
03:02Well, you should tell him that.
03:03No, I can't.
03:05If I say one word, I'll just scream like a maniac.
03:07That's magic, Phil.
03:09Moving stuff down the tower brought something else.
03:11Eh, Rob?
03:12Yeah.
03:13Yeah, well, when you asked me how to give you a lift down the stairs for a couple of things,
03:15I didn't think it actually meant King Arthur's table.
03:19We did pick a chucking out the window.
03:21Oi!
03:21You mind that?
03:22Get this light out of the rain.
03:25Nah, mate.
03:25Really appreciate it.
03:26Good.
03:32Hello.
03:40Are you all right?
03:42Yeah.
03:43Where have you been?
03:45You threw me out.
03:47Remember?
03:48I know what I did.
03:49Just wondered if you'd spend the night with my whore of a sister, that's all.
03:52No, no.
03:53I spent it on Richard's sofa.
03:54Gita, look, I can't tell you how sorry I am about all this.
03:59No, you can't.
04:01I spent a hellish night thinking about everything.
04:03Really?
04:03That's funny.
04:04That's like a log.
04:05Oh, Gita, don't be like this, please.
04:07Look, I realise how upset you must be and how angry and hurt you must be feeling.
04:11No, you can't do.
04:12If you did, you wouldn't have dared come here for fear of your life.
04:16I'm so angry I could take an axe to you.
04:18Yeah, I can understand that.
04:20Well, if you understand so damn much, then why did you do it in the first place?
04:23If you knew how I'd feel and still went ahead, what are you, evil?
04:27No, I've just been very stupid.
04:28I'm sorry.
04:29You're a lying, cheating pig, Sanjay.
04:30You're only sorry you got found out.
04:32No, Gita, it's not like that.
04:33Don't you dare tell me what it's like.
04:35You've been doing that for weeks and I believed you.
04:37I thought it was me that was wrong.
04:39Oh, but I knew what was going on all the time, Sanjay.
04:41I thought I was going mad.
04:42Gita, calm down.
04:42Sit down.
04:43Don't touch me.
04:44Get out.
04:46You're in no state to be left on your own.
04:48I'm only in this state because you're here.
04:49Now get out.
04:53Oh, no, not again.
05:01Right, I'm just off.
05:03What have you been doing?
05:05I've been scrubbing around that attic.
05:07Ever for?
05:08Oh, that drip's coming not from the shower.
05:10I'm afraid it's a leak in the roof.
05:12What?
05:13Oh, don't panic.
05:14It's nothing serious.
05:14Just a couple of tellers come and do something to fix it in no time.
05:17Yeah, but Frank, if the water's coming all the way through,
05:18that means the bathroom floor must be soaked.
05:20Pat, darling, look, it's a tiny little leak.
05:22There's nothing to worry about.
05:23I've covered it up.
05:24I've mopped up all the mess in the bathroom.
05:26It's all right.
05:27Okay, but if it carries on right now...
05:29Hats!
05:30Now, look, let's not worry about little things.
05:32We've got enough big things to worry about
05:34to last us for the rest of our life.
05:36Hello?
05:47No, she's not here at the moment.
05:48Can I take a message?
05:50All right, just a minute.
05:51Hang on.
05:51Let me get a pen.
05:53Here.
05:54Okay, ready.
05:55Yeah, go on.
05:57Social services?
05:59No, I've got that.
06:00Go on.
06:01Yeah.
06:03Right.
06:03Right.
06:06Hey, man!
06:10Right.
06:10It's all right.
06:12How are you?
06:13Rotten.
06:19Is this all you've got?
06:20No, there's more in the lock-up.
06:22But Geeta's got the keys,
06:23and frankly, now's not the best time to ask for them.
06:26Oh, dear, oh, dear.
06:26What a story.
06:27Richard, it's not funny.
06:28No, I don't suppose it is, no.
06:31She's in a terrible state.
06:32I've tried to talk to her.
06:33I've tried to reason with her.
06:34What you mean, you tried to tell her
06:35there was a good reason for bonking her sister.
06:38Richard, get lost.
06:39Yeah, yeah.
06:41Oh, Rick, it's just a minute.
06:42All right.
06:42Listen, you busy?
06:43No, not really.
06:44Why?
06:44Well, someone smashed a padlock on the arches,
06:46and, well, I've got loads on today.
06:47I've got to go off to Leightonstone and loads of things.
06:49Look, I'll give you a tenner
06:50if you fix a new padlock on for me.
06:52Yeah, all right.
06:52Nice one.
06:53Look, that's for the, uh,
06:55the new padlock,
06:56and I don't want these subtle to you, all right?
06:57I want dirty, great big six-inch bulbs.
06:59All right.
07:00Nice one.
07:00And as quick as you can, yeah?
07:01All right.
07:02I don't want to leave the arches out, will they?
07:03Well, I'll do it now.
07:04All right, nice.
07:04All right?
07:05Fancy some comfort?
07:07Yeah.
07:07I'll fix this and fill them up.
07:09We'll think there's something else to do, yeah?
07:10Yeah.
07:10What shall we do?
07:12Don't care.
07:15Oh, come on, though.
07:16We're going to be late.
07:17It's all right.
07:17They're not going to give it to someone else, you know,
07:18if we're not dead on time.
07:22Are you all right?
07:23Yeah, I'll just be sure I'll bring in Peter back, though.
07:25Look, he'll be home soon enough.
07:26When he's fit them out.
07:27Come on.
07:28Yeah, I know, but there's just so much to worry about.
07:30And no one to share it with, no one to help.
07:32You're kidding, aren't you?
07:32We've had half a wolf for sticking her nose in.
07:34Yeah, but not close people.
07:36Not like mums and that.
07:38I thought that was a good thing.
07:39Yeah, but Caroline at the antenatal clinic,
07:41she was going about her mum coming to stay for a month
07:43to help out with things.
07:44Just made me think, that's all.
07:46You could always ask you or what?
07:48No, not after the last row we had.
07:51It's always my mum.
07:53No.
07:53There's too much water under too many bridges for that.
07:56Look, I'm sure if you asked, she'd help her.
07:58No, we'll be all right.
08:00Look, come on, let's go and get...
08:02Blimey, better think of the veterinary tinkerbell for her.
08:04Well, as long as he's not Belinda, right?
08:05Sounds like something out of Muppet show.
08:08Social services?
08:09What on earth do they want?
08:10I don't know.
08:10They just said, call back about Mrs. Ellis.
08:12Who the hell's Mrs. Ellis?
08:14Search me.
08:15The only Mrs. Ellis I know is Auntie Lily.
08:18It must be her, then.
08:19Do you want me to ring back and find out?
08:20No, no, don't worry.
08:21I'll do it later.
08:22Right, come on, you lot.
08:23It's not a Doss house.
08:24Go on, get out.
08:26Marshall, I know anything about it.
08:27A, because you offered to have a word with Nadia.
08:30And you told me not to.
08:32And B, because Nadia now seems to have vanished into thin air.
08:35Well, that's good, isn't it?
08:36And C, because I'm going to read you like a book.
08:39Now, what did you say?
08:40Nothing.
08:41Look, she's gone.
08:42You've got one less thing to worry about.
08:43What's your problem?
08:44My problem is, do I have to worry about 35 Ukrainian heavies coming out with pickaxe handles?
08:47She's Romanian.
08:48Yeah, well, it's not their passports I'm worried about.
08:50It's the pickaxe handles.
08:51Didn't she leave a note or anything?
08:52You know, full well she didn't.
08:54So, you're just one more deserted husband shipwrecked on the rocky shores of a broken marriage.
08:59Go on.
09:02Just tell me that you didn't hurt, all right?
09:06Never touched that.
09:08Okay.
09:09Listen, I'm going to get off and pick up this wreck now.
09:12Well, go.
09:12I'm going to thank you for your help.
09:13Yeah, well, one favour deserves another, doesn't it?
09:17See you later.
09:17Do you want to social services when I told you about Aunt Nellie?
09:24Oh, I don't know.
09:24I've probably beat up her Meals on Wheels lady.
09:27She's not that old, is she?
09:29Well, I don't know.
09:29First time I saw her for years was at Pete's funeral.
09:32She can't be that old, though, because, well, my mum brought her up.
09:35So she'd be, what, about 70?
09:38So weren't Nellie and Lou's sisters, then?
09:40No, cousins, because Nell's mum, Nora, was me grand's sister.
09:45So that makes her your...
09:47Oh, goodness, no.
09:48He's only ever called her, aren't he?
09:50Anyway, whatever it is they want, they'll have to wait.
09:52Somebody's gone and jammed a fruit machine tub in the box over at the laundromat.
09:55Oh, yeah, I'll phone for Mia.
09:56No, no, it's all right.
09:58I'm too busy to think about that now.
10:00Yeah, listen, is it today or tomorrow where Ian's bringing the little ones back?
10:03Oh, today?
10:04Well, they're bringing the little girl back, that is.
10:06I think he's still got a bit of a breathing problem.
10:07We've got to keep him in till next week.
10:09Oh, that's a shame.
10:10Still, it's good news about, er, what have they put it up?
10:12I don't know.
10:14Oh, to you, shall I?
10:15What do you mean you don't know?
10:17Haven't you asked?
10:18Pauline, me and Cindy's not exactly been bosom buddies since she came back.
10:21They seem to be doing their best to shut me out.
10:24I thought you were getting on much better with her now.
10:27Look, Cathy, it's down to you to sort it all out, you know.
10:30Me?
10:31Yes, you can't go cutting off your nose to spite your face.
10:34You need your grandchildren more at this age and they need you, you know.
10:37Anyway, I'm going.
10:40I'll see you later.
10:41Bye.
10:41Bye.
10:58She's so tiny.
11:00She's lost in that thing.
11:01Yeah, and I'd give her six months, she'd be fighting her way out like Mrs Rem.
11:03I hate leaving Peter.
11:05It's fine.
11:06Look, he's put on some weight in everything.
11:08He's in the best place for the time being.
11:09Yeah, I know.
11:10All right, let's just weigh about one at a time, eh?
11:13I wonder how Stephen's going to react to her.
11:14I think he'll be disappointed.
11:16What?
11:16He's sorting out Lego I've had to play with.
11:18Oh, bless.
11:19Come on, Daisy, mate.
11:20Let's get you indoors, eh?
11:21Oh, that's nice.
11:22What is it?
11:23Daisy.
11:24No.
11:24No, no.
11:25I mean, it's never as simple as that, is it?
11:27I mean, you never get one tile off a roof, do you?
11:29I mean, one tile's held on by another, and that's held on by another.
11:33I mean, you get one tile loose, and you've got five others holding its hand, so to speak.
11:37Yeah, well, look, you're confusing me a bit, or all of a sudden.
11:39Just tell me how much it's going to cost to fix, will you?
11:42Well, that depends how you do it, doesn't it?
11:43I mean, I could get up there, strip it all down, put new battens up, use the same tiles.
11:48Well, sir, I could probably do your deal for under four grand.
11:53I think you'd better think of a different way of doing it, my old mate.
11:56You, uh, got a problem there, have you, Frank?
11:58He's got nail rot.
12:00Oh, now that is painful, then.
12:02No, look, what happens, you see, is your tile's held on by your nail right away.
12:06Over the years, it's not the tile that goes, is it?
12:09It's the nail.
12:10Rust through.
12:11Is it one day, bit of wind, whew, Bob's your uncle, isn't it?
12:14The whole lot's gone.
12:15Well, thank you for those few confident words.
12:18Look, I mean, don't take it personally, Mr Butcher.
12:20I mean, all the houses round here have probably got it.
12:22I mean, your house, I mean, that's not too bad.
12:24It's been looked after, but, uh, some of them, oh,
12:27I mean, that place next door to your car lot, for one.
12:30I mean, rain's been getting in there for years.
12:32I mean, they'll have to take the whole lot off, start again from scratch to do anything with that.
12:35And that's your serious money, Mr Butcher.
12:38That's your eight grand minimum.
12:41And, yeah, yeah, do you think you can do something reasonable with my name?
12:43Oh, yeah, yeah, no sweat.
12:44Look, let me work out a figure and I'll give you a ring later on.
12:46Thanks, Molly. I'll so much appreciate it.
12:48All right, mate.
12:48Bye-bye, shall we?
12:49Cheers.
12:49Sit down.
12:57Eight grand, eh?
12:58Well, there's only a mug pays that sort of money.
13:00No, I'll tell you what.
13:01A sheet of polythene on the inside and it's no problem.
13:04Gives an old new man to the term bedwetting, doesn't it?
13:06Yeah, well, it won't be me to do wet in the bed, will it?
13:10Well, are you renting it out or something, are you?
13:11I've not decided yet, no.
13:14Well, you know, you need planning permission, don't I?
13:16Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:16What do you want now?
13:36What are you doing?
13:37None of your business. What do you want?
13:39Of course it's my business. What's going on?
13:41Well, if you must know, I'm trying to remove every trace of you from this flat.
13:44I can't afford to throw things out and start again, so moving them around is the next best thing.
13:48You got a problem with that?
13:49No, not if it makes you feel better.
13:51You patronising little git.
13:52Look, Gia, please, let's not start another row, all right?
13:55We have to talk about this calmly.
13:56I don't have to do anything.
13:58Look, how many times do I have to say I'm sorry?
13:59You could say it a million times, Sanjay. I wouldn't make the blindest bit of difference.
14:02Gia, don't you think this is all a bit stupid?
14:04I wouldn't be doing it if I thought it was, would I?
14:06All right, all right, don't get all well...
14:07Don't get what? Upset? Unreasonable? Hysterical?
14:11Well, you are.
14:11I think I have every right to get hysterical, Sanjay.
14:14You haven't just ruined our marriage. You have screwed up every little bit of family I ever had.
14:18I don't think it's unreasonable to get as mad as hell about that.
14:22Is Shamila all right?
14:23Yes, of course. She's fine.
14:26Oh, no, you don't.
14:28Shamila's asleep and perfectly all right.
14:31I'm not mad, nor irresponsible, nor so out of my head that...
14:34Yeah, well, you're behaving as if you were.
14:36It won't work, Sanjay.
14:39You'll never make me doubt my own judgment again.
14:41I'm a good mother and as good a wife as I know her to be under very trying circumstances.
14:46And there's not a court in the land that'll believe otherwise.
14:49What?
14:50You wouldn't?
14:52Try me.
14:53Now, you obviously came here for a reason and it probably wasn't lunch.
14:56What do you want?
14:57Well, I did think we could try and sort things out.
14:59I have got nothing to sort out.
15:01Gita, I'm trying to apologise.
15:03Get out.
15:04All right, all right. We'll talk about this when you're more...
15:08Can you give me the keys to the lock-up?
15:09I need to get some...
15:10You what?
15:11The keys to the lock-up. I need to get some stock for the store.
15:13Over my dead body.
15:14What?
15:14You seriously think I'm going to let you leave me and Shamila without any means of support?
15:18Look, I've always looked after you.
15:19Oh, and you can give me the keys to the flat while you're at it.
15:21I don't want you walking in here whenever you feel like it.
15:23Don't be stupid. I live here.
15:25As far as I'm concerned, Sanjay, you are an intruder who is threatening me and my child.
15:29And if you're not out of here by the time I count to five, I'm going to ring the police and tell them that.
15:34One...
15:35Key attempt is to...
15:36Two...
15:37Three...
15:44Oi.
15:45Do you live there?
15:46Yeah.
15:48All right, mate. Only asking.
15:52Oh, cheers, show.
15:54Cheers, Luke.
15:54So what else did they say?
15:56Nothing. Just that she'd had a fall, bashed her hip and was in hospital.
15:59Oh, has she broken it?
16:00I don't know.
16:01Well, why are they telling you, then?
16:02I don't know. Perhaps there was no-one else to tell.
16:05Well, if they're going to operate, they need the next of kin and the consent form.
16:08But we're not her nearest family, are we?
16:10I didn't even know she was a real aunt.
16:12Oh, well, Kath explained it to me. Now, hang on, let me get this straight.
16:16Mum and Nell are first cousins, so that makes her...
16:20Second cousin?
16:21No. No, no, it's more complicated than that, because Vicky and Stephen are second cousins.
16:25No, they're not.
16:26Yes, they are, because me and Ian are first cousins.
16:28Yeah, but Stephen's not Ian's.
16:30Yeah, but he's still Pete's grandson, isn't he?
16:31Pete's our uncle.
16:33No, no, it does work. Honestly, honestly, it does work. Honestly.
16:36I'm going to pay.
16:36Phil, sorry, you've got a pen, please.
16:38Er, yeah, somewhere.
16:41Cheers.
16:42What are you paying me for?
16:43No, no, no, just follow me on this and tell me that I'm right.
16:45I'm telling you that Aunt Nellie is a second cousin.
16:48Listen, listen, right? Nell's mum and Lou's mum were sisters, right? So Nell and Lou were cousins, right?
16:57Yeah.
16:57Right? So that means that Nell's children and Lou's children...
17:01Yeah, but Nell never had any children.
17:02No, but if she did...
17:03Then all the children would have been second cousins.
17:06Right, right. So then mum to Nell is...
17:09Would have been first cousin once removed.
17:12No.
17:13Is it?
17:14Yeah.
17:15Yeah, I think so.
17:16Oh, it doesn't matter what it is. She's Auntie Nellie, she's not well, and she's in hospital, and I'm going to go and see her.
17:20Right, now, open your cheque book and repeat after me. Pay and fill me with your £1,000, please.
17:24On your bike.
17:26See you.
17:26See you later.
17:27How much?
17:28It's the cheapest way of doing it.
17:30Not doing it's the cheapest way.
17:32What is the matter with you?
17:34We can't afford not to do it!
17:36Look, I'm not stupid. I realise £500 is not the money to find at the moment.
17:40You've got money at any time.
17:41Have a word with yourself, will you?
17:42If we leave it now, it'll get worse and cost us more in the long run.
17:46Damp rock, new ceiling, it'll go run into thousands.
17:48This way, the geezer comes in, and he fix that immediately by spraying all that guck over the inside, and that's that!
17:54Yes, I know, Frank.
17:56I can see the logic in what you're saying.
17:58All I'm saying is that, even if it was the biggest bargain since time began, we haven't got £500!
18:04I'll get it!
18:05Where from?
18:06I don't know!
18:07Oh, nice one, Rick. Yes, ma'am, Rick.
18:12Oh, God.
18:14If I say sorry for all the things I've done wrong, could you or I just have Ricky Butcher struck down by night?
18:19I've spent a whole holiday like this once.
18:25Yeah?
18:25Yeah.
18:26Me and me mum and dad and Diane went to Clackton.
18:29Oh.
18:29We stayed in this B&B.
18:30Every day we got turfed out after breakfast, and they wouldn't let us back in till after tea.
18:34And they poured down every flippin' day.
18:37The worst thing was finding a bushy old room in there, because there was all these other poor subs that had been turfed out their B&Bs as well.
18:42I think I've only ever been on holiday once.
18:45Yeah?
18:46It was just before me nanny died.
18:49Me mum dumped me off at hers for a bit, and then we went to my day.
18:52It's quite funny, actually.
18:54Me nanny's sister came.
18:56I brought me this candy floss, and I wouldn't eat it.
18:58Why not?
18:59Well, I was on your fly, and they gave me this great big Roger Pink stuff.
19:04I thought we were having me oven.
19:06So I put it in her bag.
19:09What happened?
19:10It melted all over her bus parts.
19:13She went off quite fast, I can tell you.
19:16You've got any other relatives still alive?
19:18You know, apart from your mum.
19:20No.
19:21No, I'm normal.
19:22What?
19:23I just think it's all the way you can go and live, aren't I?
19:26What, when Arthur and Pauline get fed up with their good deed in the day?
19:32You're all a waste of time, eh?
19:34What?
19:36I want to work it all out.
19:39I thought I was clever not being conned by the candy floss.
19:43Aidan thought he was clever coming to England.
19:46I thought I was really clever trying to stop him and stop himself.
19:49I thought he was clever going back to Ireland and dumping, then.
19:56It's the point of it, though, eh?
19:57You've done all right up to me, haven't you?
20:03It's all right. I ain't crying. It's the rain.
20:07Got a henky.
20:08At least it stopped dripping.
20:16Yeah, I've, er, I've stuck some polythene up there temporarily.
20:20What are we going to do, Frank?
20:21I don't know, Pat.
20:24I just don't know.
20:26Er, shouldn't you be picking up Janine or something?
20:28No, Trisha's mum's bringing up. Stop changing the subject.
20:31I can't help it.
20:33I keep going round and round in circles and I can't think of anything I haven't thought of before.
20:38Well, some people get second mortgages.
20:39Some people have got more credibility with the Billings Society than we have.
20:42Don't you use that tone with me. I'm only trying to be helpful.
20:44Then say something useful!
20:47Don't keep going on about stupid things that I've even thought of a dozen times before already.
20:51Frank, that's not fair!
20:53You and me have staggered from one financial crisis to another ever since we got married!
20:57You're arguing about money again?
20:59No, darling, of course we'll be.
21:01We're just, er...
21:02We're just arguing, that's all.
21:04There's someone to see you.
21:06No.
21:06Er, bad line, twins are up?
21:09No, no, no.
21:10I'll go to here, Phil.
21:11Er, come and see Riggie.
21:13Are you going to be over the car, look?
21:14No, no, I should. I didn't need him today.
21:16Well, he ain't here.
21:17Well, when he comes in, tell him I'll like it, will you?
21:18No problem.
21:19Cheers. Er, talk to your later, Frank.
21:20Yeah, fine, Phil, fine, fine.
21:22Look, Richard, what am I going to do?
21:24Look, go back to Geeta, persuade her to give you the keys to the lock-up and carry on trading.
21:29I'll come with you if you need morals of knowledge.
21:31I'm not talking about the flipping stall. I'm talking about Geeta.
21:34Oh, well, if you will go messing on your own doorstep.
21:37Oh, Richard, look, the last thing I need is a lecture, especially from you.
21:39Then find another sofa to kip on. Lectures go with a bed in.
21:43I'm homeless.
21:45Look, go and stay with your fancy woman.
21:47Oh, don't be stupid.
21:49Look, to be honest with you, I have never understood what you're seeing, Geeta,
21:52but if she's the woman that you want...
21:53No, no, no, not the point.
21:55She's got my baby, right, and the state that she's in now, there's no knowing what she'll do.
21:58Oh, well, I'm afraid that's an area I can't help you with.
22:02There's a go.
22:03We've been living in chaos for months, but at least we've got most things moved.
22:07What do you want, Rob?
22:08Two ham rolls, one cheese and pickle, plate of chips, Danish pastry, and a can of Coke.
22:14I said I'd get you something to keep you going, not a three-course meal.
22:17You want your bed moved?
22:19Well, that's what it's going to take to keep me going.
22:21Why don't you go and sit down, or I'll bring it over.
22:23Yeah.
22:29Hiya.
22:30Hello.
22:31All right?
22:32Yeah.
22:32Listen, do you fare to come on over to Vic when you close up?
22:34Yeah, all right, yeah.
22:35Yeah.
22:35Has Rick you been in?
22:36No, he's in all day.
22:37Why?
22:38The silly sod's locked me out of the workshop, haven't they?
22:39What?
22:40Yeah, still, it's my own fault.
22:41I didn't explain to him the words of one syllable, did I?
22:44I mean, it takes a real moment to get locked out of his own gaff, doesn't it?
22:47See you later.
22:47Yeah.
22:53Don't breathe all over her.
22:56It's all right.
22:56I'm not infectious.
22:57Cindy, relax.
22:59She's got to get used to the real world sometime.
23:00Yeah, I know, but...
23:02She's new and she's fragile.
23:04Just the most perfect thing in the world, aren't you, darling?
23:08How's little Peter?
23:09Yeah, he's coming on.
23:11He had a bit of an infection in his lungs, but he's getting better.
23:13They're just keeping him in to keep an eye on him.
23:15Poor little Mike.
23:16But you, darling, hello.
23:18Yeah, you're the business, aren't you?
23:21Shall we hand you back to Mummy?
23:23Yeah.
23:24OK.
23:25Whoa.
23:26There you go.
23:27OK, you got her?
23:28Whoa.
23:29How often are you feeding her?
23:30Oh, about every five minutes, it feels like.
23:32Actually, I'd better go and try her again if you don't want.
23:34No, no, no.
23:36Oh.
23:38What does Kathy think of her?
23:40She hasn't seen her yet.
23:41Well, she knows you've got her own, doesn't she?
23:43Yeah, but...
23:44I thought things were getting better between you two.
23:46Well, they are.
23:47No, I don't know.
23:49Things are still a bit awkward.
23:51I mean, she'd have come over by now if she wanted to.
23:53Well, maybe she feels a bit awkward, too.
24:01Scotch, please, Chief.
24:03Coming up.
24:07Do you live round here?
24:08Yeah, I never have.
24:10Do you know her Pat Wicks?
24:12Not as such.
24:12Actually, she might not be known as Wicks anymore.
24:16Er, this is Pat Butcher.
24:18Could be her.
24:19Where's she live?
24:21Who wants to know?
24:22Me.
24:23Yeah, sorry, mate.
24:23Can't help you.
24:24Look, it's OK.
24:26Me and Pat are back a long way.
24:28Oh, yeah.
24:29Are you the barman?
24:31Landlord.
24:32Really?
24:33Well, up to Den and Ange, then?
24:34How long have you been gone?
24:36Some years.
24:36Look, it's OK, boys.
24:39Relax.
24:40I'm not out for any trouble.
24:41Um, top end of the square, number 41, corner house.
24:49You can't throw Mandy's supper away.
24:51I'm not going to.
24:52Got to put it in the fridge.
24:53You can have it for her lunch tomorrow.
24:54What's she doing all this time?
24:56I never expected her to be out all day.
24:58Well, I suppose she's used to it.
25:00Yeah, it was a very nice thing you did, asking her to stay here.
25:03Yeah, well, it was just seeing her out there.
25:05Yeah, mind you, it's nice to have the house to ourselves, isn't it?
25:08Is it?
25:09Well, I think so, yeah.
25:11And sit and talk.
25:13What about?
25:15I don't know, anything.
25:17Come on, what do you want to talk about?
25:19I don't know.
25:20I'm sorry, Ricky.
25:23I don't want to go home.
25:25I haven't even gone home.
25:26Oh, come on, man, it's fine.
25:28We'll get soaked.
25:29Let's go to the victim.
25:30No!
25:32Is she all right?
25:33Yeah, I'm fine.
25:34Look, look, it's like a problem.
25:36Come on.
25:37Up you get.
25:39I don't want to go back to the home.
25:41All right, we ain't going there.
25:43Come on, come on, then.
25:54Suddenly remembered I've still got the keys to this place.
25:57Put it back.
25:59Quick.
26:02I think we'd better keep the lights off, you know?
26:07All right.
26:08I shouldn't have had that.
26:09I'll give them off.
26:10It's all right.
26:10Do you good.
26:18Oh, it's there.
26:19Thanks for the day, Ricky.
26:20It's all right.
26:21I mean it.
26:25I mean it was...
26:26It was really good just getting out of Walford and just kicking around.
26:31Sitting in bus shelters.
26:32Yeah.
26:33It's all right.
26:34I don't care.
26:36No, mate.
26:36It's a cuddle.
26:47It's a cuddle.
26:47It's a cuddle.
26:56Keita!
26:58Keita!
27:00Are you in there?
27:02Look here, Keita, let me in!
27:04I can't get the door to open!
27:06Go away!
27:08Look, please!
27:10I won't stay long, I promise!
27:12You won't stay at all.
27:14I've had the locks changed so you'll never set foot in this flat again.
27:16You can't do this to me!
27:26Hello, Mum.
27:50Hello, Mum.
27:56Yorkshire Family Drama, Where the Heart Is, is coming up at 3.20 this afternoon, after today's London's Burning.
28:06Next.
28:07There's not enough love in my world, but I'll continue to get the inspirations to me.
28:13Honestly, you get the shock and hopes inside the landfill, please hold it in.
28:17Where the Heaven Fey and Junior, when I'm out of here, won't stay low, but...
28:19With a Shuttle to the Lord...
28:20...and do not let them gather.
28:21You could have a Pullyeah, for your shadow but the reason for yourresser's scholarship is to be remembered so that there protects me.
28:23So ask me to believe you're goodbye.
28:25oops, the only thing that hangs me on, is and at make me smoke slow409!