Minecraft Versus Roblox

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00:00What's that sound? Roblox coming in town, strongest battlefield, coming at you with a rattled hound.

00:08Unlike Sora, I got Souls Aura. Got that RNG, you're not on par with me.

00:12When I drop a beat, I'm hard to see. Don't throw a zombie on that obby.

00:15Try to stop me, see no copy essays. But on the Play Store, I'm still the front page.

00:19Try to pursue unblocked sweets. Oh no, it's Pets Go. Got nothing, didn't stop, bro.

00:23But you're out though. Minecraft, your movie's a flop, bro.

00:27You got no Game Expo. It's game over.

00:33Roblox, you could never get an alley. Or did I mean ally?

00:37Roblox is so fun, psyched, that's a lie. Your best games took assets from GoldenEye.

00:43Minecraft coming back for round two. Even Game Maker Studio can beat you.

00:47I can't fake it anymore, now it's time for some truth. You are only known for your soundbite, oof.

00:53You are more than crowdfunded, you are crowd programmed. I played better games randomly picked at the game jam.

00:59From Bed Wars to Bridging, Minecraft always takes the bag.

01:03Roblox, choose any obby and you always bring the lag.

01:06It's Minecraft and my Ender Dragon will torture your game.

01:09Along with its endless lagging, cause it's so lame.

01:12Fans are supposed to play, but it's always the same.

01:15But you think it's fair to make them programmed too? Now that's insane.

01:19Roblox, I might be a noob, but I will never be a pro.

01:22Because I don't have 10,000 hours to spend in Roblox Studio.

01:26You can keep your Robux and Game Passes.

01:29My coins give you more value, because my game is classic.

01:32Have you ever clicked on an ad while playing Minecraft? No.

01:35Have you ever clicked on an ad while playing Roblox? Oh.

01:38In my game I found a bee and I found a tree.

01:42Roblox, your game could never compete with me.

01:44You might as well ring the bell and say sorry.

01:47Playing you is just playing myself.

01:49I'd rather hook up the Atari, wasting space on my shelf.

01:52At least it won't be filled with spam bots.

01:55Like everything I see, when I turn on Roblox.

01:58I'd prefer to be thrown in a swamp, wearing a meat suit.

02:01Than waste an hour a day, grinding on blocked fruits.

02:04Minecraft really keeps you thinking.

02:06Like how it introduced the creaking.

02:08If I have to play fish one more time, I will be shrieking.

02:12I would like to keep writing, but it's absurd.

02:14Because Roblox left the confines of this world.

02:17It won't rest with Satan.

02:19Oh, it's game over.