00:00Hello everybody and welcome back to my youtube channel or welcome to my youtube channel.
00:05I'm CallMeChris and you can call me Chris and your skin is looking look at that wow it's looking
00:12real nice it's looking good no no don't say that it's it's looking like real nice i'm jealous to
00:17be honest anyway it's really satisfying to look at just like we're gonna watch some satisfying i
00:23don't know what this is satisfying videos because uh i'm not having the best day so i just need some
00:27like good sensations happening inside of me i'm sorry if i get weird during this video watching
00:32satisfying stuff kind of like turns me on anyway uh let's get to it
00:42okay oh we got a carpet oh that's nice eight out of ten ten out of ten ten out of ten
00:51this carpet's still like dirty so it's not as satisfying it's like putting lipstick on a pig
00:56it's just not the same oh that sound
01:03yeah yeah oh yeah that's nice my intrusive thoughts are just like this they're like
01:15no i shouldn't do it maybe what why is that does anybody else feel like that like would anybody else
01:21want to put their finger in that and get it cut off is that weird i should i should stop talking
01:25oh that's so oh they're burning the table oh that's awesome oh i love that oh yeah keep going keep
01:37going finish it if you don't finish it it didn't it didn't get finished oh god oh this is like the
01:46pancake art these are always kind of cool i wonder what it's gonna be elmo holy
01:52shit how do you do that see this pancake is like the second child like me and then there's a first
01:58child that just comes out like a burnt pancake with like lumps in it and shit sorry to all the first
02:03children out there oh we got a watermelon that wasn't satisfying what's the satisfying part about
02:10this nothing satisfying is happening oh was it gonna get crushed it got stabbed
02:16oh hell yeah look at it fruit ninja the out of that watermelon there's gotta be a scientific reason
02:26as to why like it feels so good inside gets my loins on fire oh we got her lying on the beach oh she's
02:32gonna get so wet oh salt water up the nose that is the worst what is satisfying about that that was
02:40oh look at that picture wow that is honestly that is amazing oh that's a donkey kong's ugly
02:48brother oh oh i love that oh look at his squished up face it was like those squishy balls that you
02:55got when you were a kid let me backtrack when you went to the dollar store and they had like those
02:59squishy balls those sticky squishy balls you slap it on the ground and it went and it just like made no
03:04surge the sound was like so satisfying and you throw it against your own face just me okay
03:11ooh i don't know what they're doing but i like it i like it they could be digging my grave and i
03:19would be like yes make it even love it love to see it oh more water malones whoa what is going on how
03:25is he doing this how is he doing this the man is spider-man or gee oh i'm getting dizzy i can't keep up
03:32sorry one second i am dizzy from watching that should i be concerned about that i need to call
03:37a doctor what is this oh i used to do flippy books all the time whoa it's like a full that was wait that
03:43was amazing i used to do flippy books all the time they were so fun so time consuming but so fun like
03:50i learned nothing in law 12 i just did flippy books and now we're here so there's your lesson kids just uh
03:57don't pay attention in school and at least don't listen to your auntie chris okay she's crazy what's
04:02happening man what are you doing oh oh it's like a spin top top spin and then okay that's cool what is
04:10going on it's flying is he jesus how is that happening i have so many questions then the kids are just like
04:16like i would be like what the oh we got vegetable oh whoa it's like stop motion it's like stop motion
04:26animation almond vegetable street fighter that was so cool what the why are people so talented i am
04:34useless i know this is just a satisfying kind of video but i've never felt so inadequate in my life
04:39okay we are mixing milk or something frothing if you will
04:43all right and then we put in the espresso oh no we put the milk into the espresso i don't know how
04:49to make coffee okay oh are you gonna make oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
05:00okay oh oh is he gonna spread it spread it spread it around wait what is he oh he's filling in gaps
05:08wait what is he doing i don't know what he's doing oh but the way he moves that thing is sexy
05:16oh hell no oh my feetsies are tingling these oh i don't like that i don't like that's not satisfying
05:22that's terrifying oh i just had a conversation with somebody the other day saying you could not pay me
05:30any amount of money to make me do the profession of a skyscraper window washer it is the one profession i would
05:37never do and if you're a window washer a skyscraper window washer full respect to you oh she looks so
05:43pretty oh whoa it's a magical led rgb dress oh my god that's like the ultimate gamer dress full gamer
05:55mode walking down the aisle like this i'm literally the worst gamer ever by the way what is he gonna do
06:02he's gonna cut the bottle oh cut cut it cut it cut it cut it yeah that's a sharp ass blade i don't
06:10know what these facial expressions he's doing but oh god the intrusive thoughts are coming back into my
06:16head oh my god oh it's just like i like just so clean so fast you know does anybody else have those
06:23thoughts is that just me like i don't want to do it but like i just think about doing it and it being
06:27satisfying i'll stop oh my god the way he's skinning that apple oh my god you can skin me like that
06:38sir that sounded so bad oh more water malones oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah well not as satisfying there
06:48it doesn't tickle my pickle as much i'm so sorry oh cutting snow i'll have a slice zero calorie snack
07:02coming right up that'll also dehydrate you and possibly make you die oh what does this do oh my
07:08gosh is this a little tank oh whoa oh my gosh it's like every kid's dream as a kid like if you didn't
07:20pretend that you were like telekinetic as a kid and just like looked at something and was like
07:25just praying it would move
07:29i've got the power
07:31oh my god that plane is real close rent must be very cheap there if that's on if that's by the
07:44airport because like every 10 minutes you just hear this sounds like a bomb's gonna hit your house but
07:50the rent is three dollars so it's well worth it if in my opinion oh an elephant look at him
07:58elephant's mouths kind of look like a lady flower what are you painting yourself for
08:07is he gonna paint is he gonna blend himself into the background get the out of here
08:12how how he must have somebody for reference there stop stop oh that's amazing look at that
08:23where is he i don't know he could be over there over there over there he couldn't even be in the picture
08:27i wouldn't oh my good jesus christ mother mary that is succulent sorry sorry i forgot you were here
08:35oh my god border collies trying to keep a balloon up stop i've never seen something cuter stop they're
08:44so cute that was so cute did anybody ever play that game as a kid like you gotta keep the balloon up no
08:49matter what and you'd be like jumping around the living room like hitting your head on corners of
08:52tables and if it touched the ground like the world would implode for some reason i went for hours one
08:57time with my siblings doing that and then it popped and that is how my fear it was at this moment that
09:02he knew is that why i'm afraid of balloons maybe i'm afraid of failure and that's why i'm afraid of
09:07balloons popping because that is what that i'm having a revelation right now oh my god oh my god oh my god
09:13oh geez it looks like a bunch of sewage water just flew up in the sky not that satisfying but just
09:25smell the breeze here we got uh skittles i think okay what's gonna happen you put water in the skittles
09:32oh they're melting what a waste of skittles send them to me and put them on a plate cover them in
09:41water i drink the water too honestly let's see okay yeah drop it on me drop it on me put it on
09:50it wasn't as satisfying as i thought it was gonna be you know when you just like sit under something
09:54and wait for it to hit your face and it's like you have that anticipation your mind is in the gutter and
09:59i know it stop it i'm abstinent what is that oh my god sounds like my body in the morning when i wake up
10:11popcorn oh great heavens almighty i don't even need a man i just need that video to get me off
10:24is that cotton candy getting melted
10:31oh look at it go that was good oh
10:39what is this toy and where do i get it amazon i don't even know what i would call this mesmerizing
10:44satisfying toy oh it's a fidget twister little flutter fidget spinners fidget spinners what is
10:50this oh it's like magnets or something oh i could play with that all day that's what she said
11:02oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah
11:10oh oh yeah oh wait we got another angle
11:13oh it's like popping a big pimple oh it's so satisfying okay this is a white head black head
11:27what is this oh oh i bet that felt so freaking good i bet that it made a crunch and you could she could
11:36probably hear it or he could hear it in their face it's not the best i don't like getting pimples but like
11:41when you get like a nice juicy one and you're like
11:46then you just like have time with it and it's when it's satisfying when it does it like that clean
11:50pop there's nothing better there's nothing better fellow pimple poppers comment you have to like this
11:54video and uh if you think that's gross you still have to like this video and that concludes that
12:00satisfying video i thoroughly enjoyed watching those videos i hope you did too if you did please
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12:14of work and i will tell your boss that you are watching call me chris during your work hours and
12:19then you're gonna get fired and then you'll be jobless and then you can watch all the call me chris
12:23videos you want anyway i will see your beautiful face in the next video all right bye
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