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00:00Music
00:25Stop ignoring my calls, Kenny.
00:27I need an answer today.
00:30All right?
00:35What are you doing here?
00:36I'd ask you the same question.
00:37What's going on?
00:38Nothing.
00:40Why?
00:41You got in late last night.
00:42You said three words.
00:43Then you set off for work at seven on a bank holiday.
00:45I can hear your brain whirring, Caleb.
00:47I wish you didn't know me so well.
00:50Yeah, well, tough.
00:50I do.
00:51So tell me.
00:54You'll need to sit down for this.
00:57Do you win anything?
00:58Like a car or a holiday?
01:01Oh, it sounds like Yorkshire Hero 2025.
01:04It'd probably just be a certificate or something.
01:06Let's have a look.
01:09You're up against a kid with one leg who's raising off her CT scanner.
01:13You've got no chance, mate.
01:14You've got every chance, pal.
01:15Well, I just appreciate being nominated.
01:18Right, is that why you've brought us?
01:19So you can show them off?
01:21No, actually it's not.
01:22I had something that I'd like to ask you.
01:26Victoria's gonna be John's best woman.
01:30So I wanted to ask you if you'd be my best man.
01:34Really?
01:37Yeah.
01:39Oh, yeah, of course.
01:40I'd love to.
01:41Can I give you a cuddle?
01:42No.
01:43Okay.
01:45Well, we all know who's gonna be best.
01:47Well, your first job is to sort the stag-do out a joint one.
01:51So, thinking Cap's firmly on.
01:54Captain.
01:55And don't mess this up, mate.
01:56I'm not having Vic putting all the effort in.
01:58Shut up.
01:59At least I didn't get my own fiancée to nominate me for some crummy prize.
02:02Well, I didn't do that, did I?
02:03So, it's not...
02:04I wonder who did nominate you?
02:06Jacob?
02:06Yeah, could be.
02:07Well, it could be anyone, really.
02:09Well, it definitely wasn't Kerry.
02:11Just a joke.
02:13Well, you're my Yorkshire Hero 2025, even if you don't win.
02:17I will win.
02:21How the hell did he organise that?
02:29Friends in out of places.
02:31Kim?
02:32No.
02:33No.
02:34This is all Joe.
02:35You could have died, and I would never have known.
02:39No.
02:40No, don't go and see him.
02:41I'm not.
02:42Although I would like to remove all of his organs, particularly one.
02:45We're going to the police, which we should have done last night if you'd have told me.
02:47We can't.
02:48Why not?
02:51Caleb, tell me why we can't go to the police.
02:55Because he's sort of figured it out.
02:58What do you mean, sort of?
02:59He thinks that I did Anthony in.
03:02What?
03:04After Steph told him that they weren't related, and then after seeing me and you in the woods,
03:09he's started doing some digging.
03:13He's figured out there's something that's going on, and he's threatening to go to the police.
03:17Steph will not cope with an interrogation.
03:23She is barely holding it together as it is.
03:25Oh, my God.
03:26This is all going to explode in our faces.
03:27No, no.
03:28It won't.
03:29It won't happen.
03:30I won't let it.
03:31I promise.
03:31Well, me and him, we're deadlocked.
03:38Well, if you don't go to the police, then he won't.
03:41Yeah.
03:43And do you trust someone who stole your kidney?
03:48What you honestly believe?
03:49Someone like that is going to keep quiet.
03:53Well, make sure he does.
03:54I mean, I would ask if you wanted to join, but I'm not sure you're a fan of Big Hero 6.
04:16Yeah.
04:20Earth to Joe.
04:21You okay?
04:25Yeah.
04:26No, just still, still twinges every now and then.
04:29What did you say?
04:31Nothing important.
04:32Hey, it is important.
04:34You're important.
04:36I'm dreading seeing Billy.
04:38Yeah.
04:39The worst bit's over.
04:43I'm sorry, I can come back.
04:46It's fine.
04:47Need to grab.
04:48I'm sorry.
04:51Well, erm, the kids are really looking forward to going on the egg hunt on Monday.
04:58Not sure what you want to do about that, no?
05:00I should probably take off.
05:02Enjoy the movie.
05:04Right?
05:04Look, can we talk later?
05:13Yeah.
05:14About the egg hunt.
05:16Well, no.
05:17More I meant, like...
05:18About what we're going to tell the kids and about living arrangements.
05:25Yeah.
05:25Come back at lunch.
05:27You can talk then.
05:28I said I said you was here.
05:41She was right.
05:43Did you get my voicemail?
05:45I did.
05:46And?
05:47And I'm not killing him.
05:48And neither are you.
05:53Right, everyone's out.
05:54Come on.
05:55Is that you, Mark?
05:56No, it's me!
06:02I thought you were at work.
06:04I will be in a couple of minutes.
06:05What are you doing, Mark?
06:06I had a cancellation and I've not had any breakfast, so I came for something to eat.
06:10Well, help yourself to the one final cheese string left in the fridge.
06:14Sorry, I've got to do a shop.
06:15Now I need to go.
06:16Late status.
06:17Right, see ya.
06:18Bye.
06:21Is she gone?
06:23Yes, I think so.
06:23Well, you thought we're on kiddos.
06:27What on earth are you doing, sneaking around like that?
06:29Isn't that my line?
06:30She was just gonna show me her slipknot posters.
06:33Yeah, yeah.
06:34I've heard that one a million times before.
06:35A million?
06:37How many lads have you had up there?
06:38Excuse me, are you calling my granddaughter a slapper?
06:40No, actually, you were.
06:42I think she's confusing me with herself.
06:44Hey!
06:44Do you still wanna see those posters?
06:45Damn right I do.
06:47You're gonna be late for work.
06:51You're just angry.
06:53He got some scumbag to stab me.
06:56Then he had a doctor slice me open so that he could nick me kidney.
06:59All the while, he's playing the hero.
07:01And now, now he's got the balls to try and blackmail me.
07:04Yeah, too right, I'm angry.
07:05He's not gonna say anything.
07:07What, do you trust him?
07:08He's got too much to lose, just like you.
07:10And if his secret gets out, then he's done for.
07:12He's said as much.
07:13Answer the question.
07:14Do you trust him?
07:17No.
07:18Exactly.
07:19He's dangerous.
07:20Look, Ruby's flipping out.
07:22I can't risk anything happening to her.
07:24Steph's on the edge of her breakdown.
07:25And if the police start digging, which they will,
07:29then you, Chas, Aaron and John could all end up inside.
07:32He could tear our family apart like that.
07:35But if he's out of the way, it's problem solved.
07:39So what?
07:41Stab him, shoot him, strangle him?
07:43Don't take the mic.
07:43I'm not.
07:44I'm just trying to make you see how stupid this is.
07:46And you know it is.
07:48Look, I'll help you find a way to stop him, but kill him.
07:51No.
07:53You still owe me one.
07:54I know I do.
07:56But not like this.
08:05She is 19 years old.
08:07I know.
08:09But you know, I basically let it happen under my roof.
08:12We do it under your roof.
08:14On the sofa, in the kitchen, on the stairs.
08:17All right.
08:18All right.
08:20It's not the same though, is it?
08:22I need to have a word with you.
08:23You watch the bar for a bit.
08:25Just let her run around my life.
08:27Ruin it, more like.
08:29Oh, fine.
08:31So go on then.
08:31Am I going to be expecting you rolling home drunk tonight?
08:34No, I'll have one more and then I'm done.
08:37Come on, cheer up.
08:39He's asked you to be best man, not most miserable man.
08:42You're Aaron's best man?
08:44Yeah.
08:45You look surprised.
08:47No, no, not at all.
08:48Just don't let my son down, because he deserves the best stag do ever.
08:51She sounds like John.
08:55They both start to sound the same.
08:56Just ignore them both.
08:58Hey, I've got faith in you babe.
09:00Yeah.
09:05So, strippers.
09:06Oh yeah.
09:07Yeah, write that down Vic.
09:08Yeah, yes please.
09:10Two firemen with really big hoses.
09:12Yes.
09:13Oh no.
09:15Scratch that then.
09:16You're an idiot.
09:17Don't worry, we don't want strippers anyway.
09:19Right, we'll go to Amsterdam.
09:20Well, you're not coming on the stag do, so.
09:23Right, fine.
09:23I'll go on his stag then.
09:24No, because mothers and mother-in-laws aren't invited.
09:27John, do you think that your mother-in-law from hell needs to go on the stag do?
09:32Erm, what?
09:35Look at his face, I'm only kidding.
09:37It's gonna be no strippers anyway, so there's no point.
09:39Enjoy.
09:39I'm only gonna be a millionaire with that drink, am I?
09:52Well, Sam's giving me another dirt bike session later.
09:54I need to be focused.
09:56Oh, in that case, it's on the house.
09:57Because if I've got anything to do with this,
09:59you are gonna train like mad and wipe the floor with that cammy.
10:01Do you hear me?
10:02You really don't like him, do you?
10:03Come on, do you?
10:04You wanted to meet, at least be on time.
10:34You idiot!
10:56Leave it!
10:57You could have killed me!
10:58Yeah, that was a point.
10:59I came here to hear you out, you said you wanted to talk.
11:02I said I knew you were gonna do something like this.
11:03Just get yourself out of here.
11:04Oh.
11:05Yeah, happy to.
11:08This is not over.
11:10I hope not.
11:11Don't.
11:11Just go.
11:16You had a joke.
11:17Do you know that?
11:19If I had to stop you, you'd be inside.
11:22And then where would Ruby and Steph be, eh?
11:24Are you serious?
11:26All you've done is put our family in more danger.
11:28He'll be driving straight to the police now.
11:29Well, if he does, it's on you.
11:33Don't let work interfere with your shopping spree, babe.
11:35Okay, right, sorry.
11:37What needs doing?
11:38Nothing, because I have done it all.
11:40Great, well, you go and have a nice little break,
11:42and I'll take care of things from now on.
11:44Why is Bob texting you that Cammie's back at the garage?
11:50Have you got Bob spying for you?
11:52No!
11:53Don't lie to me!
11:55Oh, what's he done now to get your knickers in a twist?
11:57Well, he's...
11:58He's very cheeky,
12:00and he's having sex with Sarah in my house.
12:03Oh!
12:03Good God!
12:05Sling him in jail!
12:06All right, I know it's not that bad.
12:08I also know that it's a bad influence.
12:11Is this not the same lad who offered to take the fall for Sarah?
12:16I think maybe you need to focus on her.
12:18She is the one that's on the rob
12:19and locking poor Rodders in the back of a van.
12:21Well, I am worried about her,
12:23and that is why I'm worried about him.
12:25Is she happy?
12:27Oh, maybe.
12:29I'll take that as a yes, then.
12:31Leave her be.
12:33You know what?
12:34You're doing my head in.
12:35I'm going on my break.
12:36Well, hang on a minute.
12:37Why is she sobering ten minutes?
12:39I don't go too far.
12:40I need to see a guy about a dirt bike.
12:44You've got enough stags here
12:45to start your own deer sanctuary.
12:48What about you?
12:49Names, mates, numbers?
12:52Well, he's got me, hasn't he?
12:54And, erm, Aaron's family.
12:56Well, that doesn't count.
12:58Anyone else?
12:59It's a joint stag,
13:00so they're all going to be there for both of us.
13:02Right, well, this is my round, yeah.
13:04See him again?
13:05Yeah.
13:05Ta.
13:05I'll go through the list tonight
13:12and get rid of some of my names.
13:14Are you sure?
13:14Yeah.
13:15It's not really fair on it, is it?
13:16And just make sure that you don't tell him.
13:19Are we not going to talk about the fact
13:21that it's weird that he doesn't have any mates?
13:22Well, how many have you got?
13:23That's a great point.
13:27Hey.
13:28You missed one.
13:31Oh, rough day.
13:33I had a bit of a knock.
13:35What do you mean, a knock?
13:37Don't worry about it.
13:39How's Billy after I left?
13:40Yeah, fine.
13:40I mean, I've told him we need to talk
13:41about living arrangements
13:42and telling the kids,
13:43so he's going to be back any minute.
13:44You made the right decision.
13:46For you and for the kids.
13:48Yeah.
13:49If we're going to move forward,
13:50we can't keep dragging up the past.
13:52Got to break that cycle.
13:53No matter how tough it is.
13:57Wise words.
13:59Good luck.
14:05Do you want a brew?
14:08Just to get this over with.
14:17Please don't tell me he's given up already.
14:19Eh?
14:20No, he's gone for a waz.
14:22Is he any good?
14:23What, going to the toilet?
14:25No, he's quite good for a beginner.
14:28Good, so he's not going to end up
14:29dead in a ditch.
14:30Yeah, he's a natural.
14:32Great, so the race is definitely on then.
14:34Take that as a compliment.
14:36Ha-ha!
14:36Well done, you!
14:37Hey, Sam's a good teacher.
14:39Right.
14:40What's the first rule of dirt biking?
14:42Keep your mouth closed.
14:43Exactly.
14:44The only one eating dirt should be...
14:46Cammie?
14:47My guy.
14:48Right, on your bike.
14:49Right.
14:53Start her up.
14:58And make the best job win-win!
15:01What?
15:01Bye-bye.
15:02Oh, I meant to ask you, hey, how much are we getting for this?
15:08Well, if you can make sure you're doing a win, do you get three beer?
15:11For a week?
15:12Make it two.
15:14But no win, no beer.
15:15Yeah, OK?
15:16Yee-hee!
15:18I think we say we're still friends.
15:24And we'll still spend loads of time together.
15:28If that's what you want.
15:30I think we're going to have to really look after Clemmie.
15:36Especially.
15:39But if we do this, properly, they will understand Billy.
15:49Yeah, I'm glad that they will.
15:50Because I don't...
15:51Don't get any of this.
15:54Please don't do this.
15:55I don't know, I know I wasn't perfect.
15:59Like, can we not just at least talk about this?
16:01Like, we've...
16:02We've been through too much to just throw it all away.
16:08I wouldn't have done this if I wasn't absolutely sure.
16:15Yeah, OK.
16:18I'll find somewhere else to live then.
16:19Probably for the best.
16:24For the kids, for me.
16:28Just one thing.
16:32I move out.
16:33I want to see the kids.
16:35Like, a lot.
16:38Of course.
16:40They're going to want to see you.
16:42Billy.
16:43You're never going to stop being in their lives.
16:49Anything else?
16:57I think we should swerve the egg hunt.
17:02Just this year.
17:05OK.
17:05OK.
17:19Go-karting.
17:21No.
17:21I've already been.
17:22Zorby.
17:23I'm not throwing myself down some hill at a massive rubber ball.
17:26You can't keep poo-pooing all our ideas.
17:28So then come up with some good ones.
17:29I'm going to agree with them, won't we, John?
17:31Yeah, I'll do whatever.
17:32Just...
17:33Do you know what?
17:35Why are we even asking them?
17:37You're the best man.
17:38I'm best woman.
17:39We decide.
17:40No argument.
17:41Morph seats.
17:41I'm going to get some more drinks.
17:47Is Grant around?
17:48No, she finished a while ago.
17:50Oh, great.
17:51We'll stay then.
17:52Cheeky.
17:53Although you might have to go on a charm offensive if this is serious.
17:58Yeah, I'll win her round.
17:59No worries.
18:00I've got serious frizz.
18:02Wow, confident.
18:03I like it.
18:03Drinks?
18:04Erm, two orange juices, please.
18:07Look, maybe it would be a good idea if you can prove to my gran that she can trust you.
18:11You've changed your tune before you were all,
18:13talk to the hand, granny.
18:14I know, but life would be so much easier if she liked you,
18:16and she can hold a serious grudge.
18:19Yeah, well, I was serious about winning her round.
18:21Cos I'm serious about you.
18:24John's still on the phone, right?
18:26Erm, yeah, I think so.
18:27Good.
18:28That gives me time.
18:29Time for what?
18:30I'm going to email his whole platoon,
18:32see if I can find his mates.
18:34Budget.
18:35Right, my mum's going to bring the drinks over.
18:38What you did on that?
18:39None of your business.
18:40Did you really not nominate her?
18:44No, did I, Eric?
18:46He'd be one of his mad patients who loved his bedside manner.
19:02Hello?
19:05Yep, this is him.
19:06Mm-hmm.
19:07Well, that's, that's great.
19:12So,
19:12so when do they announce the winner?
19:16Wow, that soon.
19:18Well, I might have to come along to the ceremony.
19:20I'd love to see him win.
19:23Yeah, yeah.
19:26Yeah, well, erm,
19:28since we last spoke, he's saved another life.
19:31Mm-hmm.
19:33Yeah, a medical student, actually,
19:34called Jacob Gallagher.
19:35Gallagher.
19:38Yeah.
19:39Yeah, that's why I rang earlier, er.
19:41I thought you might want to know,
19:42just in case it helps him win.
19:45Mm-hmm.
19:47Listen, erm,
19:49John won't know who I nominated him,
19:51will he?
19:53Spotlight should be on his heroics,
19:55not on me.
19:58Great.
19:58I take it your day hasn't improved,
20:05well, nor is mine.
20:07I have been going over and over this in my head.
20:12Is Joe definitely going to keep quiet?
20:15Who knows?
20:16I suppose you've told her everything.
20:21If you come anywhere near my family again,
20:23you will be looking for more than a new kidney.
20:25Have you got some sort of death wish
20:26turning up here again?
20:27You couldn't even manage to bump me off,
20:29so no, I don't think so.
20:31You didn't.
20:32Oh, you did.
20:33You did.
20:34Bless him.
20:35It was actually his brother
20:36who got involved and stopped him.
20:37I'm starting to wonder
20:38whether
20:39you did even kill Anthony,
20:41because you're not very good at it.
20:42Cain will not be there.
20:43I'll say to you next time.
20:45Do you want to know what our problem is?
20:47Well, go on.
20:48Bet this is going to be good.
20:51We're too similar.
20:52I mean,
20:53we both like being in charge.
20:56We're both survivors.
20:57Okay, let me stop you there.
21:00We are not the same.
21:03Because I've got something that you haven't.
21:04A big hole where your kidney should be.
21:06I've got a family.
21:08You see, everything that I do,
21:09I do for them.
21:11Everything that you do,
21:12you do for yourself.
21:15So don't you ever,
21:17ever
21:17compare us again.
21:20The door's there, posh boy.
21:25But we're not really finished, though, are we?
21:26I think it's fair to say
21:27that this truce of ours
21:29is well and truly off the table.
21:31You going to the police?
21:32No.
21:33No, neither of us are that stupid, are we?
21:35But we have started something.
21:38And we do have to finish it.
21:40Well, I'm ready.
21:40You'll never be ready.
21:43You'll never be ready.