00:00Imagine this, you're stuck in a pub, and in that pub with you, after 5 feet of snow, is an Oasis tribute band.
00:17What?
00:18Oasis tribute band, Noasis, are stranded among a group of revelers in a pub.
00:26We have to look up Noasis, no question about it.
00:29This is the third night in a row they've all been stuck there together.
00:35Three nights you're stuck in a pub with no Oasis, and you can't get out.
00:4161 people are stranded at the Tan Hill Inn in the Yorkshire Dales after 5 feet of snow fell suddenly overnight.
00:52The inn owner said, we reached a point where we had to say that anyone here needs to stay here so they don't endanger their lives.
01:00And three days later, no one's been able to go anywhere yet.
01:04Their snow plow in the city is plowed in, so they're asking them to stay put for now.
01:09So they now face, tonight will be their fourth night stranded in the pub.
01:15I can't believe they don't have like a watch on this like they would in other situations where people are trapped.
01:22Like you're in there with an Oasis cover band right now, can you believe that?
01:25I know.
01:26Like maybe if you got dragged there, you didn't really want to even be there, and then you're stuck for days.
01:30If I was in an Uber with actual Oasis, I would want to kill myself.
01:37I'm going to try and call them.
01:39Can we call them?
01:40I don't know.
01:41Will our phone system let me dial there?
01:43Probably not.
01:43What time is it over there?
01:45And they're ahead of us, right?
01:46Yeah.
01:46We're going to try and call a different country from our phones?
01:49I know.
01:49I'm going to give it a whirl.
01:50It may not work, but we'll see.
01:52It's a good experiment.
01:54There we go.
01:54Let's see if this works.
01:56Hi.
01:57Hello.
01:59It's ringing.
02:00It's ringing.
02:01Pink Floyd ring.
02:03It is.
02:07You're snowed in.
02:08Answer the damn phone.
02:09I mean, come on.
02:10What are you guys doing?
02:11It's like you're in a pub in a snowstorm with an Oasis.
02:14Answer the phone.
02:16Sally can't wait.
02:18You know it's too late.
02:20She's walking on by.
02:22I can't hear the phone.
02:24Hi.
02:24How are you?
02:25Hi.
02:26I'm good, thanks.
02:27How are you?
02:27Good.
02:27This is Dave and Chuck the Freak in America.
02:30In Detroit, Michigan.
02:31Yeah.
02:32And we just heard that people were stranded there, and we wondered if everyone was still
02:35trapped.
02:38No.
02:38We've managed to get a snow plow through and a gritter.
02:42And this allowed people to get in the cars and start to follow them.
02:48And slowly but surely, just about everyone's left.
02:51We've got two guests that are staying tonight.
02:54Are they still members?
02:56Oh, two young girls?
02:57Okay.
02:57Yeah.
02:58A bit nervous about driving in a snowstorm.
03:00Sure.
03:00I'm sure.
03:01It looks like there was quite a snowstorm there.
03:03Now, Oasis was there performing, right, the other night?
03:07They were indeed, yes.
03:09And were people really sick of Oasis by the time this all ended?
03:13Oh, that's so unfair.
03:18But they played every night, didn't they?
03:20Well, true, right?
03:21They played every night, right?
03:24How many times can you hear Wonderwall by a cover band without losing your mind?
03:28They played the full gig on Friday night, and then they did some acoustic bits and pieces
03:36sat by the fire and that, which was quite cozy.
03:40That's nice.
03:41And then by Sunday.
03:43I'm not in a hurry to listen to Oasis.
03:45No.
03:45Right, right, right.
03:47Yeah, you've heard it all too many times.
03:50Did you have enough beer?
03:52Did you have enough beverages?
03:53Oh, my God.
03:54I never thought of it.
03:54Always.
03:55You don't have enough beer.
03:56Yes.
03:57You don't have to worry about it.
03:58You're a smart pub.
04:00Food, yes.
04:01Beer, no.
04:02Right.
04:03Exactly.
04:03But everyone did well, and they all made it.
04:06Like, people were just sleeping everywhere?
04:09Yes.
04:10Sofas, floors, yes.
04:12Ah.
04:13Must have been quite an ordeal.
04:14I'm sure no one imagined they'd be stuck with no Oasis.
04:17Oh, shit.
04:18Oh, shit.
04:21Oh, shit.
04:22Oh, shit.
04:22Oh, shit.
04:23Oh, shit.
04:26Yeah.
04:26You're out.
04:27With the cheeky laugh.
04:28Yeah.
04:29That's me.
04:30That's Dave.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Yeah.
04:31Appreciate it.
04:33So, listen, thanks so much for sharing your time.
04:36You sound like a lovely lady, and hopefully things clear up and everything can get back
04:39to normal there.
04:40Thank you very much.
04:41You take care.
04:42All right.
04:42See ya.
04:43Appreciate it.
04:43That's live from the UK.
04:45Bye.
04:45Bye.
04:45Bye.
04:45Bye.
04:45The Tan Hill Inn, where they were stuck for three days with the Oasis tribute band, Noasis.
04:52Even she was like, oh, yeah.
04:54Oh, bloody hell, I don't want to hear another Oasis song again.
04:57She's in no hurry to listen to Oasis.
04:59No, not at all.
05:01Oh, wow.
05:01That's...
05:02Those poor girls that are there still, hopefully they...
05:05Hopefully they didn't hook up with the band.
05:07Oh, my God.
05:08How awkward.
05:09Imagine that.
05:09The Oasis is gone, hopefully, by now.
05:12No, the Oasis is gone.
05:13I'm just saying.
05:14You make a really poor choice the night of the Noasis show to hook up with Noasis, and
05:21then you're like, wait a second, we're stuck?
05:23I mean, we got to get out of here.
05:24And then that weird uncomfortableness of seeing Noasis in the light, and you realize he doesn't
05:31look anything like...
05:32Not at all.
05:33It's not even...
05:34Hello.
05:34Hey.
05:35How are you?
05:36Like, oh, man.
05:39It's tough the next day, you know?
05:40It's not what you thought.
05:41Well, you know, there's an Oasis tribute band playing in the pub.
05:44I just want to go check them out.
05:46I don't know.
05:46There's nothing else going on.
05:47Boring.
05:48Yeah.
05:49Let's go see.
05:49I can imagine somebody saying that.
05:52I tried to imagine that.
05:55I know.
05:56What?
05:57If there's ever one that rolls into town, I'm going to call you.
05:59Oh, my God.
06:01Yeah, for sure.
06:02You called, man.
06:02I'd be like, all right.
06:03Fine, come check it out.
06:06And maybe...
06:09He'd just be like, God, I hate this band.
06:12He's ejecting heroin.
06:14They're serious.
06:15They're really serious about this.
06:19Oasis tribute band.
06:20Yeah.
06:21Anyway, that is a...
06:24Glad they got out and everything's okay.
06:25Good ending there.
06:27They were trapped with Noasis, but they...
06:29You think if you're trapped with Noasis for like 10 minutes, you just kill them and eat
06:33them right away?
06:34Well, I think you'd have a discussion about like, so, hey, man, if this gets bad and we
06:40have to kill anybody...
06:41Are you suggesting we kill the Noasis?
06:43I've already killed them.
06:45Oh, you did?
06:45Oh, good.
06:46I bashed the one over the head, he died instantly, and then the other guy stabbed him.
06:50Oh, yeah.
06:51So, yeah.
06:51They started sawing their legs off and stuff.
06:53Okay, yeah.
06:54I was going to say we should eat them.
06:56Yeah.
06:56I know.
06:56It's only been 15 minutes, and they're going to get the piles on me.
06:59I think it's a little soon for you to do that.
07:01I just figured we're going to need to eat these fellas.
07:04Wait, I hear the plow coming right now.
07:07Oh, jeez.
07:08Here's the plow.
07:10Andy, the plow's here.
07:11I hope nobody misses them.
07:13I don't think anyone is going to know.
07:16They're gone.
07:17No.
07:18Only 2,200 people on their Twitter, so not too many.
07:22I better get rid of this butcher's apron.
07:25Andy kills Noasis.
07:26You just look like a butcher.
07:28Yeah, but I am not.
07:30I am a murderer.
07:31I murdered Noasis.
07:32No one's going to care, dude.
07:33We're in the highest point of the UK right now.
07:36Let's hope not.
07:37A bartender's nice.
07:39Throw them under the plow.
07:41That's a good idea.
07:42They were laying in front of a plow.
07:44Oh, no.
07:45Horrible.
07:46Wonderwall performance accident.
07:49These guys, they were rocking so hard, they chopped themselves up right on stage.
07:55Oh, man.
07:55The guy rocked so hard, he bashed his own brains in.
07:58Oh, my God.
07:59Never seen anything like it.
07:59They killed themselves.
08:01They killed themselves by chopping themselves.
08:03The guy stabbed himself in the back.
08:06It's hard to do.
08:07A bunch of times.
08:08They used to have laid the knife on the ground just right.
08:10They don't get along just like the real Oasis.
08:12Yeah.
08:15Yep.
08:16Somehow the drummer and bass player also died.
08:19These are Andy's alibis for killing the tribute band.
08:22No Oasis.
08:22These are Andy's alibis.
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