Plead The Fifth: Davy Explains His Perfect Sexual Fantasy & Who He’d Furlough At Work

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00:00Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY.

00:02Now, who's taking the stand?

00:04Dobby.

00:04It is all right.

00:05Dobby is going to the stand right now.

00:07He is getting sworn in because he's going to give us the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, except on one pass.

00:14He gets to pass and ignore one question.

00:17He'll boomerang one back at us, too.

00:18All right?

00:19You ready?

00:19I've been looking forward all weekend.

00:21Yes.

00:22That's a lie.

00:22He lying already.

00:24He lying, lying, lying.

00:25All right, Meredith, you're next up.

00:26Dobby, you've had a lot of fun, I would say, especially in the bedroom, sexually, with the ladies, one-night stands, threesomes.

00:36Okay.

00:37And I would have to say, you know what you like.

00:39Damn, officer.

00:40Right?

00:41Off the table.

00:41Telling all your business.

00:42Yeah.

00:43So, let's say this upcoming weekend, you get to plan your perfect fantasy.

00:48You get to have whatever you want with how many ever you want.

00:53And I want to explain your order.

00:55If you were to order everything and enjoy it this weekend, what's on the list?

01:00What's on the list?

01:00Oh, man.

01:01What you ordering?

01:03Okay.

01:05A room.

01:06A hotel room.

01:07Okay.

01:08Let's get a list out.

01:10Room.

01:11Yep.

01:13A little alcohol.

01:14Le.

01:15Not too much.

01:16Le.

01:16A little alcohol.

01:16Le buzz.

01:17Le.

01:17I.

01:18Probably some champagne, I'm thinking.

01:20That's nice.

01:20It sounds like a champagne night.

01:22Champagne.

01:22Um, I, like, I'd probably be down for, like, my lady and, like, a friend or two.

01:30Two?

01:31Yeah.

01:31Okay.

01:32So, three people all together.

01:33Yeah, yeah.

01:34That'll work.

01:34My lady.

01:36And two others.

01:39Yep.

01:39Okay.

01:40Um.

01:40This is your fantasy.

01:42Yeah.

01:42You can have whatever you want.

01:43You need a cameraman?

01:44You want that goat?

01:45I mean, come on.

01:47I mean.

01:47Bucking video tape is available.

01:48This seems pretty normal Davy Saturday.

01:51Yeah.

01:51I mean, I mean, not normal Davy Saturday, but I don't, I wouldn't really need nothing crazy.

01:57I got what I need right there.

01:58We're going to, it's going to go down all weekend.

02:00That's all?

02:01I mean, probably something to, you know, I got my medical card.

02:04So, I take, I take a, a big pile of, big pile of motivation.

02:10Yeah.

02:10And, and, and, you know what?

02:12Just time.

02:13Just time.

02:13Because if you're going to have the weekend, the whole weekend.

02:15Oh.

02:16With the ladies and all that.

02:17Yeah.

02:18All right.

02:18Okay.

02:19All right.

02:19That's it.

02:19But, you know.

02:20That's it?

02:21I mean.

02:22Okay.

02:22I don't need, like, a midget or, like, a birthday cake or anything.

02:26Little people.

02:27Little people.

02:27No, I'm sorry.

02:28I'm sorry.

02:29I'm sorry.

02:29Just to make sure we do that right.

02:31Little people.

02:32Yeah.

02:32You don't need a little person.

02:33Just the four of us.

02:34Okay.

02:35All right.

02:35Just four.

02:36Four of y'all.

02:38Damn.

02:38Yeah.

02:39You don't need no night, Viagra.

02:42I think I'm good.

02:43You good?

02:43Yeah, I'm good.

02:44You said four people.

02:45Yeah.

02:46Okay.

02:46All right.

02:47Okay.

02:47That sounds like fun.

02:48Wow.

02:48That's a nice fantasy, Davi.

02:49That's a good order.

02:50I'll make that number one on the drive-thru menu.

02:52All right.

02:53Let's see here.

02:53Buck, you next?

02:54All right.

02:55All right, Davi.

02:55So, in March, our company, Beasley, furloughed a ton of people.

03:00Yeah.

03:01It sucked.

03:02It still sucks.

03:03But what if today the bosses came to you, all right?

03:09And they said they asked you privately to name one full-time on-air staff member for

03:16Wild 94.1 that has to be furloughed today.

03:20Oh, man.

03:21Today?

03:22Yep.

03:23And you got to tell them, Davi.

03:23And he has to decide who?

03:25Yeah.

03:26Okay.

03:27Corporate wants to know who gets furloughed, Davi.

03:30Somebody from Wild?

03:32Yes.

03:33Wild on air, full-time.

03:34They looked at the numbers and they was like, yo, y'all got to lose a body.

03:38One more cut.

03:39Furloughed, though.

03:39Davi has to decide what body that is.

03:43Who would I furlough?

03:45See, he's not going to play the fifth.

03:47Nah.

03:50He's like, no fear.

03:52Nah.

03:53Nah, son.

03:53I'll probably furlough the nut house.

03:55Right.

03:56Oh, that's two?

03:57Oh, that's two people.

04:00Just for future cuts.

04:02He's getting ahead of the game.

04:06Two people are gone.

04:07Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:08He's getting ahead of the game right now because he know they're going to come back and ask

04:11them more.

04:12So he's giving them two.

04:14Wow.

04:15Does that work?

04:16Yeah.

04:16He gave more than we asked, but yes.

04:18Wow.

04:19They are happy with you.

04:20Go above and beyond.

04:21There you go.

04:22Sorry, guys.

04:22Corporate's like, we asked him for cuts and he cut.

04:25All right.

04:27Davi.

04:28My question.

04:29Let's see.

04:30Okay, Davi.

04:33Your girl hasn't been totally honest with you.

04:36Oh, man.

04:38What she does.

04:38Back in the day when she was living in El Salvador, she had a kid.

04:46Oh, damn.

04:51She had a kid.

04:53Now, this was a lifetime ago.

04:55Okay.

04:55She had a kid.

04:56She did what was best at the time.

04:58She put the kid up for adoption.

04:59Okay.

05:00Okay.

05:00Now, kid shows up at your front door.

05:05Years later, this kid has showed up.

05:07He has found his way here.

05:09Is it time to buy you a van, daddy?

05:11Oh, man.

05:12Or is it time to get her luggage out?

05:15So if my girl's kid showed up.

05:18Mm-hmm.

05:19At the front door.

05:20Is it time to go get a van, daddy?

05:22Or is it time to get her luggage?

05:24Okay.

05:24So she can get out.

05:26Wow.

05:27It's a baby.

05:28Oh, it's a baby.

05:29You're a daddy.

05:30Man.

05:31It's not a baby because he found you.

05:33So it's not that baby, but it's a baby.

05:34It's a man.

05:35It's a man.

05:35Well, it's a man, baby.

05:36You know what?

05:37I'd probably take him in.

05:38I'd probably take the jet in.

05:40If he made it from El Salvador, A, he's resilient.

05:44It's a long track.

05:45You know, doing the math, he'd probably be, just in my particular situation, he'd probably

05:50be about 10, 12.

05:52About 10 to 12, yeah.

05:53He got a little mustache.

05:54Yeah, I could deal with like a 12-year-old.

05:56A little ride or die.

05:59Yeah, he got a strong back.

06:03Yeah, I'll bring him in the squad.

06:05There you go.

06:05Come on.

06:06Daddy Dobby, who knew what would happen?

06:08Look at you.

06:08Your question's coming up.

06:10He's still got his past.

06:11It's live.

06:11Hold on.

06:12Dobby is in the spotlight of Plead the Fifth right now.

06:17It is three questions that he has answered so far.

06:21What his supreme date night would be.

06:24It would include his girl, of course, and two random others.

06:29Also, some medicine.

06:32Yeah.

06:33And some drinks.

06:34A little alcohol.

06:35Yeah.

06:35That's what he said.

06:36Nice hotel room.

06:37Nice hotel room as well.

06:39Buck asked him if he had to furlough people.

06:43Who would he choose to furlough?

06:45He has wiped out the nun house.

06:47The whole thing.

06:48Quick.

06:49The whole White House is gone.

06:50And if a 10 to 12-year-old mustached baby showed up at his front door saying mama to

06:58Joanna, he's good.

07:00Yeah.

07:00He's good because he got strong back and he's resilient.

07:03Now we got three questions from the audience.

07:07888-429-0941.

07:09He still has one pass and a boomerang.

07:12What do we got?

07:12I think we got a call.

07:13She hung up.

07:14Oh, man.

07:15She got scared.

07:16Yeah.

07:16I got one for you.

07:17Dobby, on a freak scale of one to 10, 10 being the freakiest, what would you rate yourself?

07:24And why?

07:24See, there's a lot of people into some really crazy off-the-wall stuff.

07:30Those people are 10s.

07:31I'm not there.

07:33I would say maybe like a 6 or a 7 in the grand scheme of things.

07:39Yeah.

07:40I see that for you.

07:41I think we're disappointed.

07:42Orlando and I expected you to be a little higher.

07:44I mean, I expected a little better than that.

07:47I mean, some people are just, they're just, what they're into is a 10.

07:52I don't want to be close to that.

07:54Oh, okay.

07:55All right.

07:55Yeah, like the Odell Beckham's.

07:57Yeah.

07:58Things like that.

07:58You don't want to go that far.

07:59Right.

08:00Okay, yeah.

08:01If that's the 10, then I'm at, yeah, I'm living around the streets.

08:03You feel me?

08:04Yeah.

08:05All right.

08:06Dobby, let's see here.

08:07Your hottest crush in the world, whoever that is.

08:10Who is that?

08:12It changes.

08:13I like Demi Rose.

08:15Okay.

08:16Demi Rose.

08:17Yeah.

08:17If you don't know her, Google her.

08:18Yep.

08:18Just don't do it from your work computer.

08:20Dobby, your hottest crush in the world, Demi Rose right now, offers you a night of anything

08:28and everything.

08:29Ooh.

08:29But she wants you to get through her man before you can get her.

08:35Okay.

08:36Are you slaying the dragon or to get the princess or no?

08:42Where I am, like, diving in a relationship or?

08:46Uh-oh.

08:47I don't know.

08:48They didn't say so.

08:49Oh, I'm assuming that's what they're referring to.

08:52Yeah.

08:53No, I mean, I wouldn't throw away what me and my girl and her 10-year-old kid going

08:59on for eight years for one girl that, I mean, it'd be a great night, but I wouldn't be able

09:04to keep a Demi Rose.

09:05But see, wait, now, because the question is, she wants you to get through her man before

09:10you get her.

09:11Okay.

09:11So does that mean you have to fight through the man?

09:14Yeah.

09:14Who's her man?

09:15I don't know.

09:16How bad is it?

09:17That's a hard thing.

09:20Like, now I'm bruised up when I get to enjoy the night.

09:22That's a hard thing.

09:23No, I mean, I wouldn't get murdered, like, or just have to, like, fight, like, a UFC

09:28guy or something like that to try to hook up with somebody.

09:32So you got to pick a girl with a wimpy man.

09:34Yeah, right.

09:35Yeah, with a good pass.

09:37Okay.

09:37All right.

09:37Let's see.

09:38That's two.

09:39Yeah.

09:40Last one.

09:41This has come in a few times.

09:42Um, which one of your friends, if your girl's friends, do you feel would give the best

09:49Monica?

09:52What?

09:53Oh, yeah.

09:53I'm definitely not interested.

09:55Wait, wait a minute.

09:56Hold on.

09:57Let me understand this.

10:00Which one of your friend's girls would you think?

10:06Girl's friends.

10:08His girlfriend's friends.

10:09Okay.

10:10All right.

10:10That's better.

10:11So which one of your girl's friends do you think gives the best blessing?

10:20I'm not interested in that.

10:21Nor have I ever thought about it.

10:23Yeah, right.

10:23Right.

10:23That's what I was going to ask.

10:24Like, before we, before we hit the, before we tap out, you're trying to say you never

10:30thought about it.

10:31Never thought about it.

10:32Ever.

10:33You're not a liar.

10:35You can play my little thing.

10:36Now that your question has come up, since you've never thought about it before, is there

10:48anybody who pops in your hand now?

10:49Never thought about it.

10:50Never thought about it.

10:51Not even think about it now.

10:52But you know what I have thought about is this boomerang that I'm about to sling y'all

10:56with.

10:57And I'm going to go with, you know, the easy one would be the perfect night and everything

11:05like that.

11:05But who wants to be easy when somebody could get fired around this piece?

11:09If somebody had to get furloughed, you know, don't do it, don't do it.

11:21Who would it be?

11:23You know what?

11:24I got my answer.

11:25Wow.

11:26All right.

11:27Buck, go ahead.

11:28Yeah, go ahead.

11:28Give me some time.

11:29I'm going to furlough Meredith.

11:31Why?

11:32Because I'm doing this the kindness of my heart.

11:35What?

11:35So you can spend time with the new baby.

11:38Okay.

11:38So you can get that body back.

11:40Yeah, I did that.

11:41All that free time.

11:42He says you can get that body back.

11:44I'm helping you.

11:46I'm on your side.

11:47Right.

11:48You're right.

11:48I get it.

11:48Thank you so much.

11:49And my pick is yellow.

11:51Oh, damn.

11:52You're furloughed now.

11:54Bye.

11:54See ya.

11:55We can hang out.

11:56Yeah, okay.

11:56That's terrible.

11:58Orlando.

11:58So y'all canceled each other out?

12:01Anyway, the question was who on the air?

12:04You can't furlough.

12:05Oh, that's true.

12:06Really?

12:07Buck is in video.

12:09Digital.

12:10Okay.

12:10No, he's trying to slide out and trying not to select web.

12:13Well, I'm going to go with one of the people from the Nuthouse since there are two.

12:19There are two people.

12:20It's not just like one show.

12:21Like Babs, she has her own show.

12:22Joey has his own show.

12:23So since there's two people on the Nuthouse, I'm going to have to pick.

12:28On who you're going to furlough?

12:30Yeah, I think I want to go with Buck.

12:33Like, just for soaking up some time off.

12:39He works very hard.

12:41He works very hard.

12:43You're giving him a little time off.

12:44Sure, why not?

12:45That's how you're going to explain it to him.

12:46I had to pick one of them.

12:47You work very hard.

12:48Yes.

12:48You look like you need a break.

12:51Yeah.

12:51You need a break.

12:54If I'm furloughing somebody on the air.

12:58Damn.

12:59This is where Mark used to get mad.

13:00Yeah.

13:01Oh, yeah.

13:01Because Mark used to always get picked.

13:03He'd be like, why is everybody picking you?

13:04Then it happened in real life.

13:05He'd be like, why are you doing this?

13:10That's nasty.

13:13All right.

13:14If I had to pick a furlough to happen today, it would probably be the Nuthouse.

13:27Both?

13:28I'm just listening.

13:30You don't pick one.

13:31I don't.

13:32You can still have the house.

13:34I mean, what?

13:35Just kick off one of the nuts.

13:36It's an apartment now.

13:40Nut condo.

13:41I just, I mean, I can't see.

13:43I don't want to pick one or the other.

13:45I did.

13:46That's the point.

13:47You know, like, I mean, Dami did.

13:48Dami got rid of the whole show.

13:51That's more messed up than what I did.

13:53No, it's not.

13:54Yes, it is.

13:55You tried to fire Buck.

13:56What the hell?

13:58He's still fired.

14:01Orlando and the Freak Show.

14:03Clean the Fifth is a wrap.

14:04All right.

14:05888-429-0941.

14:07Yeah, no more.

14:08No more follows, please.

14:10All right.

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