Plead The Fifth: Orlando Gets Asked About Methods To Last Longer In The Bedroom!

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00:00Let's play Plead the Fifth with Orlando and the Freak Show on Wild 94.1.

00:14Hooked up by 1-800-ASK-GARY. Now, who's taking the stand?

00:19Well, it's me. Meredith is actually supposed to be taking the stand today when I'm going to take it for her.

00:26Oh, that's right. I'll testify for her and then she'll do the remix when we come back.

00:30All right. So I get three questions from the room. Yep. I get three questions from you guys out there.

00:36The number is 888-429-0941. You're going first. Yes, I'm going first.

00:43This one just came to me. We were talking about methods and ways to last a little longer in a bedroom.

00:52And one of the phone calls was talking about knocking out round one.

00:57Get that out the way before you get into round two.

01:00Yes. So my question is, oh, have you ever, maybe not for the sense of there being a round two,

01:07but have you ever knocked one out in a public place? If so, where?

01:13And when was the last time?

01:16Public place. Wow. Public place. Not at home.

01:18Public. Okay. Outside of the house. Yeah.

01:21Oh.

01:23Yeah.

01:26I have in different places.

01:30Such as?

01:31I mean, but you said the last place or just places?

01:34Places.

01:36My dad's gas station.

01:39Whoa.

01:42In a bathroom?

01:44Yeah.

01:45Okay.

01:45Not the chip style?

01:48I mean, in the office, too.

01:49In the office?

01:50Yeah.

01:51Yeah.

01:51It was a lady who used to pull up, and she was like, she would just get you.

01:55She came through that.

01:55When you was, I mean, when you was young, when you was 15, 16, like, you just had to go.

01:59You didn't need much motivation.

02:00Had to go, yeah.

02:02Let's see.

02:03And the, we had our purchase for lifeguard.

02:09When you were lifeguard, like.

02:11The tower?

02:12Up on the tower.

02:12They call it a perch, but the under part of the perch, you could put, like, a towel around

02:17it and go in there to get out of the sun sometimes.

02:20I mean, yeah.

02:20You knocked one out in the lifeguard tower?

02:22I did.

02:23I'm glad I asked.

02:26I mean, yeah.

02:28In the car.

02:29In the car?

02:30Yeah.

02:30Yeah, I've done it in the car.

02:31You just had some time to kill?

02:33Yeah, yeah.

02:33I mean, this is over years now.

02:38I mean, like, last time, probably, like, you know, like, yeah, about, like, you know,

02:42about three, three, four years ago.

02:44Okay.

02:45I've been inside every time.

02:46That was in the car?

02:47Yeah, that was the car.

02:48Okay.

02:48Car episode.

02:49You got tinted windows.

02:50I hope so.

02:53All right.

02:54Buck, you're next.

02:55Okay.

02:56Orlando, speaking of sex.

02:58Hey.

02:59Jeez, really?

03:00So, I want to know, who is numero uno when it comes to race?

03:07I want to know who.

03:09When it comes to race?

03:10Yeah.

03:10Who you think is the best in bed?

03:14What race?

03:15Wow.

03:15White, black, Spanish, other?

03:19It's, honestly, it's different because everybody has their, like, their strengths.

03:23Nope.

03:24Let me tell you.

03:24Who's number one?

03:25Let me tell you.

03:26Let me tell you.

03:26There's different ones, like, number one.

03:28Uh, like, I remember my ex-girlfriend, uh, who was Cambodian.

03:34I learned that apparently salivary, salivary glands, how you say that?

03:39Salivary glands.

03:40I don't know.

03:41So, they, they, there's, there's, there's a lot of more, uh, it's a lot more moisture

03:46and evolved.

03:47And I was told that by somebody who actually had, like, an education because I asked the

03:52question when we were dating at the time.

03:53So, that was kind of a different thing.

03:56You know, I would hold that high up or whatever.

03:58But, there was, uh, a few of my, let's say, I, why is, well, look at, look behind you.

04:07Look behind you.

04:08Look behind you.

04:09Look behind you.

04:09Bounce.

04:10Bounce is right.

04:11Bounce is right.

04:12Bounce is in the window.

04:12She's like, you better go ahead and say something.

04:15All right.

04:15No, but listen.

04:16Now, uh, there was also, um, I will say, uh, a dalliance or two with some Islander.

04:23Uh, and it's a different thing when you got a girl that knows how to whine.

04:31You're right.

04:32And they call it dirty whine.

04:33But if, if you got some, some hip action, but listen, Orlando, different flavor on it.

04:39So, I got it.

04:39I got to say the Island girls are up there too.

04:41So, you were going number one race at sex is Island girl.

04:47So, that's what?

04:47Caribbean?

04:48Latina?

04:49I mean, she was, she was Jamaican.

04:50Jamaican.

04:51Okay.

04:51So, I mean, black Jamaican.

04:54Okay.

04:54Blamecan.

04:55Blamecan.

04:56Yeah.

04:56But, uh, but I would say, uh, you know, Cambodia was up there.

05:00Like, that was a good thing.

05:02All right.

05:03All right.

05:04Yeah.

05:04Uh, okay.

05:05A third question.

05:06I'm scared to even ask.

05:09Um, I got, I got another one.

05:10I got another one here.

05:11So, um, have you, maybe another sex question.

05:15Oh, no.

05:15No, no.

05:16Have you ever, uh, found yourself.

05:19I have to boomerang these back, by the way.

05:20So, just remind yourself that these are coming back at you.

05:22Have you ever been attracted to another girl and you thought, you thought you were doing

05:29good.

05:30You thought you were Mac Daddy stuff, but you found out the girl was a lesbian.

05:35Did, did, did it break your heart or did you still try to go for it thinking you could

05:40turn her?

05:42Um, I didn't want to turn.

05:44Well, I, there was my girlfriend in college, uh, Liz, um, who was Cuban, um, was a lesbian

05:52after me.

05:54Okay.

05:55So, I don't know if that fits, but that we dated and we were, everything was dope.

06:00And then I had no clues, uh, about it.

06:03I mean, she wore a lot of Nike, but like, you know, like, I mean, but that wasn't really

06:08a sign.

06:09Um, but yeah, but, but she, and she still is now.

06:13Like she, that was, I maybe was the last guy she dated and then I, so I don't know if

06:18I ruined it for people or, or whatever, but I never thought I, I was hurt afterwards.

06:24Cause I felt like I, in low key, I'm probably mentioning it because I did feel like I, like

06:29I was, I must've just ruined it.

06:31That was it.

06:32She was done with guys.

06:34She was done with guys after.

06:35And I mean, we broke up with like, it was a nasty little breakup or whatever.

06:38So I might've, I might've played a part in that.

06:41So I, you know, I, I do have a little bit of guilt about that.

06:44Okay.

06:44So I do feel that.

06:45All right.

06:45So that's the three so far.

06:47Now I get, uh, I hope some better questions from y'all.

06:50So what we got?

06:51Um, more sex questions.

06:53Jesus.

06:53Line them up.

06:54Like, I mean, why?

06:56Cause I mean, we've talked about everything on this show.

06:59I think y'all know these answers.

07:01Like, nah, this is good.

07:02Okay.

07:02Um, have you ever smashed a celebrity and thought it was going to be good?

07:06And afterwards you found out it was trash.

07:10No, no, no, um, no, no, I, I've, I've never, the situations that I've been in have not been

07:19trash.

07:20Okay.

07:20So yeah.

07:23All right.

07:23That, that, that they, I've never been disappointed in any of those situations.

07:26Hmm.

07:28Um, another question at the 813, tell us about a threesome experience.

07:32Uh, I mean, do I, I don't want to tap out cause I don't know what else they're going

07:40to have.

07:40Um, I mean, I haven't had like too many, I mean, you know, like I, there was, I, I, I, I'm

07:46with, there've been, there've, there've been two incidents and one is when I just first

07:56moved here, uh, and there was a, a place called Bourbon street and two of the girls from Bourbon

08:04street came through, they were actually friends and that popped off and I was very happy just

08:11watching, but then they asked me to join.

08:14Okay.

08:14Uh, and, uh, and the other one was like, um, it was on campus.

08:23So it was like on the campus of USF.

08:25It just happened on campus.

08:27I mean, it was, it was after, it was after Ybor and just, you know, I gave some people

08:34to ride, invite me in and then just, you know, they just wanted to keep the party going.

08:39They wanted to keep the party going.

08:40Yes.

08:40I, you know, I, there was no highlighting, like it wasn't no like highlight reel for me.

08:45It was just, I mean, it was a highlight reel for me to be involved, but I wasn't one to

08:50write home about.

08:51I mean, it was just like, yo, it was, that was overwhelming.

08:54I don't like it.

08:55I don't like it.

08:56I don't like it at all.

08:58What's the third?

08:59All right, Orlando.

08:59I got the third one here.

09:00Uh, someone wants to know what is the worst parenting move you can do?

09:05Uh, a wife that's on her phone for two hours or a husband that plays video games for two

09:10hours.

09:11I think those are the same thing.

09:13Um, I mean, I, I think if you're, if you're playing video games and, and you're playing

09:19a game that your kid can't play, then that's probably going to edge it out because the kid

09:24is like, yo, this is like something that looks fun.

09:26Yeah.

09:27Like, you know, like, why can't I join in?

09:29So that probably would edge it out a little bit, but both of them are kind of unplugged.

09:33That's terrible.

09:34Like, um, there, I mean, there are, I was talking to somebody, uh, yesterday and I told him,

09:39I'm like, we all have bad parenting, like episodes, like all of us, if we had to tear them, we're

09:45like, we've all done something bad.

09:46Cause they, they told me something that they did.

09:48And I was like, oh my God, that's horrible.

09:50Um, so we all have horrible kind of stuff, but I would, I would equate both of those together.

09:54Like if you're on a phone and not paying attention to your kid is just as equal as the game, but

10:00the kid's going to think the game is much sexy.

10:02Oh yeah.

10:03Yeah.

10:03Are you guilty of it?

10:04Either of those?

10:05I don't, I mean, no, not really.

10:07I mean, I try and, uh, I try and not have my phone up, especially around my daughters cause

10:12they're so married to it.

10:13I try and show them the difference and the gaming system.

10:16Honestly, I haven't plugged in my game and hookup in like a year and a half.

10:21Just, I mean, even when I moved, I, it's not even plugged up now.

10:24It's like, cause I don't really play that much, you know, I, I, hell, I couldn't even

10:27get online.

10:28I was trying to get online to do it.

10:29And y'all taught y'all was like, Hey, we're going to be playing.

10:32And I tried to log.

10:33I couldn't find it.

10:34So I was like, yo man, this is a wrap.

10:36So, uh, all right.

10:37Uh, so I get to boomerang one back cause that was the third, right?

10:41Yep.

10:41All right.

10:41Uh, anytime that you have a play ball out off, off the court, outside the house, have

10:47you ever had to, or done chose to interact with yourself-ness outside the house?

10:56Hmm.

10:57Yeah.

10:57I mean, I, I mean, yeah, there, there, there's several times.

11:01I mean, there's, there's hot tubs, there's cars, wait, wait, what do you mean?

11:05Hot tubs, hot tubs, right?

11:06You're talking about messing around.

11:10I'm talking about you.

11:11Dolo, just but.

11:11By yourself.

11:12Oh, by yourself.

11:13Yeah.

11:13By yourself.

11:15Yeah.

11:15Well, I was about to say hi to her.

11:17That's disgusting.

11:17I know.

11:18I had, I had a couple of sessions in high school.

11:21Okay.

11:21Just be.

11:24Just me.

11:25Just you.

11:25Yeah.

11:26Some solo dolo action in a handicapped bathroom.

11:28Yeah.

11:29It's happened before.

11:29You needed wider space.

11:31Yeah.

11:32Okay.

11:32Yeah.

11:33That not very often, maybe like twice, but yeah, that happened.

11:37It was, it was more of a, people think it's like a gratification thing, but it was more

11:40of a reset.

11:41It calmed you down.

11:42It did.

11:43It helped you be able to talk to, talk to people.

11:45Hmm.

11:46Would you never by yourself?

11:49Uh, yeah.

11:50I guess a car.

11:51Yeah.

11:52A car?

11:52Dolo?

11:52Yeah.

11:53Yeah.

11:54Just driving.

11:54Okay.

11:55Oh, driving?

11:55Not even parked?

11:56Wait, wait, am I driving?

11:57Yeah.

11:58Oh, yeah.

11:58You're going to get a ticket.

11:59Right.

12:00You're swerving and everything.

12:02All right.

12:02Okay.

12:03Then that's a wrap right here.

12:05That's a wrap.

12:06That's a wrap.

12:06All right.

12:06We got all of them done.

12:08That'll be up at wild94.1.com.

12:10We got more.

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