Eclipse Day Fails

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who was spotted looking at the eclipse yesterday without protection and a singer whose performance on a cruise ship was a little bit rough.

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00:00we joked around uh yesterday about you know how many stupid people will uh go blind looking up

00:13at the eclipse i did see and this is not a joke an asian woman looking through a regular pair of

00:19binoculars outside of her store and i was going to stop and say ma'am you are about to lose your

00:25eyesight and then i thought no whatever it doesn't matter if you do it if you go blind you go blind

00:31she didn't understand she maybe there's a language barrier asian like grocery store

00:39and she just had she i saw her walk out and lift her binoculars up to the skies

00:44and i thought well she is gonna lose her sight at any moment oh my eyes are burn burn burn

00:50wow i can't see anything totally crips of my eyes

00:57oh these are crips is cool it's like everything go away

01:03it erased the word wow i didn't know that would happen

01:08oh my god wow this is awesome imagine thinking it's awesome for a little bit

01:18like you know what i mean like you're just like oh oh crips making you not be able to see

01:23and then when it go away everything be fine and then it's just never fine again

01:28and then i had guilt so then i'm like well it's on you and then like five minutes in i'm like i

01:34should have said something well i saw your tweet yesterday and on our the uh show account and i was

01:39like that sounds like a joke no i know i did i was like that's a no that was reality

01:45that really that was reality out this this asian grocery store i was driving past i was taking

01:50some of my kids around and um there she was a crips you say let me grab my binoculars yeah

01:57that's crazy i want to really see it up across would you have said something had that been you

02:05no i i'm all about like i would assume i treat people just like they treat those animals in those

02:09shows when they're getting eaten and stuff i'm like nature what nature yeah take it maybe they were

02:14special eclipse no no i know they sell those trust me trust me on this they were not eclipse

02:20binoculars okay just they were regular old dusty case binoculars that she just happened to find and

02:27was ready to burn her retinas yeah you could hear the sizzle of her eye oh my god it's too bad she

02:32didn't hear there was nothing i cared less about in my life than that eclipse yesterday i slept right

02:37through it but uh the news yesterday they had a clip of that bonnie tyler yes awful what she can't

02:46sing anymore man oh really it was the weirdest awkward i mean like the total it sounds like me

02:51literally right now she's like well she had a raspy voice back then that's the one right there on that

03:01boat this one what's your favorite line can you give us your favorite version of the song

03:06oh no um i need you more than ever oh no and if you only hold me tight oh we'll be holding on

03:21forever oh oh did she smoke a curtain of smokes before then because it's only going to make it right

03:30and we will never be lost together we can make it to the end of the night

03:36that's all i want to wait it's all at a time all at a time i don't know what to do i don't know where

03:45to go i'm living in the dark and i'm coming out small i really need you tonight

03:51forever's gonna start tonight

03:55once upon a time

03:58now i'm only falling apart

04:05there's nothing i can say a total eclipse of the heart

04:12that was beautiful the lovely miss bonnie tyler

04:17you're welcome oh my god wasn't that crazy like i was like oh man i was like why would

04:23they give that to her oh my god

04:25i've never been touched before

04:28yeah that was bad today now she's just like no one cares about her again

04:35yeah like she's like she's on top of the world yesterday

04:39she had the number one song on itunes she was on every network

04:43she gets on the boat with her like backpack and somebody's like out of the way whore

04:47like pushes her over

04:49yeah

04:49and what is it like seven years

04:52yeah seven years

04:53people care about her again

04:54yeah exactly

04:54i cannot wait until the next eclipse

04:57but by then

04:59oh it'll be like

05:00oh thank god you saw that cnn

05:02i really need you tonight

05:04forever's gonna start tonight

05:08because your voice box will be an automated system

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