Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who went viral for recording his farts at work, and when James gets angry at the possibility of the dude being a fake, they try to calm him down the only way they know how.
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00:00all right uh our next story is about a dude i don't know this guy's so ridiculous it's a
00:10security guard in florida of all the ways you can get fired this has got to be one of my all-time
00:14favorites a chubby security guard who was working at a hospital in florida at the front desk spent
00:20the last five months documenting his farts on the clock which is a great idea so all he did was
00:28oh my god look at this guy taped himself every time he farted and then edited it together
00:33look at his hair
00:40just five months a lot
00:46that's it this video is at dave and check the freak.com if you want to go watch it for yourself
00:56he's not revealing his last name his first name is doug and every time he lets one rips he recorded
01:00his facial expressions then he posted these videos to his instagram account under the name paul flart
01:06obviously a paul blart mall cop reference so earlier this week um someone posted this montage
01:14online they took all his videos and they edited them together it blew up on reddit so he's internet
01:18famous now and he's already dealing with the follow-up because yesterday he live streamed
01:24himself getting fired so he gained some weight yeah his chin his second chin there got a little
01:30well it's stressful for him um doug's not sweating it his plan is now to just run with this and see
01:34where it goes so silly though this is the time silly stuff like of you fart on online for how many
01:42months six months six months and then you become famous and then you're famous for a few minutes
01:47anyway yeah yeah he's got a few minutes to do this what else will he do besides fart well hopefully
01:51he's got some other funny ideas so guys what else to me that's all i want to see him do really i want
01:57him to be just watch him fart i just want to but in public okay so like in line at uh like uh getting
02:05some food in in the mall and he just cuts it loose they all think he works at the mall i mean that's
02:10hilarious dude strap a gopro on him and have him run on a segway around and just fart around people
02:17throughout a city yeah i'd watch it for at least 10 minutes you guys are ridiculous that's why he's
02:22famous i definitely click on it i feel bad james didn't do this thanks lise i'm feeling real good
02:31about myself already this guy's going famous they got the family make a fake uh fire evacuation yeah
02:37making all sorts of cash yeah here i am and now i got 70 views on that video i just talked about
02:41earlier i got one view thanks roy this fart this fart video has a hundred thousand times more
02:52more views i think james deserves more views and my parts are way more powerful than this guy's
02:58yeah my parts pack some power okay i just love that thanks for that view roy
03:05he's got some crazy farts though i will say it sounded like a cow mooing behind him in that last
03:12one there he had some severe intestinal distress well yeah he's a giant fat security guard guy did you
03:18hear that huh yeah it was good it was a good one huh i doubt they're real oh i hope it better be
03:24real he's faking the farts i no i don't think he's uh he's a size of that guy that came out of his
03:29ass fraud oh i'd be super fart outrage if those farts were fake yeah exactly wouldn't you a fart outrage
03:35you are a fart fraud yeah then i'm there that's how i get famous i'm gonna confront him and be like
03:41i'm gonna call him a fart fraud there you go well my fake fart oh outrage that's maybe that's it
03:46you gotta be careful what i'm saying yeah you do demand that he farts on the spot yeah fart now
03:51fart right now i want to hear it i want to smell those fart particles fly out of your ears
03:56oh my oh my your fart fraud oh my your fart player
04:01james is getting upset again
04:04he does he does somebody play the taxi driver theme please
04:07yeah yeah yeah we need to call him now i know i forgot about that james realized that the
04:13the theme to the tv show taxi called fart fake is the only thing okay james here we go let's go
04:20just calm easy yames listen guys farting for fake on youtube and listen yeah listen to the music
04:26feels so much better now i'm not even joking
04:30like it literally shoots the rage right out of me
04:36there we go
04:39cool so what's next what's next on the agenda
04:45let's talk to people if they've done something stupider than get fired for taping their own farts
04:51um eric what's the dumb reason you lost your job at a pickle company
04:55oh it's terrible i uh put my slong in the pickle slicer
05:03why did you put your penis in the pickle slicer
05:06because she got fired too
05:09oh boy
05:12was that it
05:13no it was a sex joke
05:16never call here again
05:16never call here again
05:17what he made a joke hadn't he
05:19he said yeah the pickle slicer got fired too
05:22he put his
05:23it was a person
05:24it's a person it's the oldest joke it's a 1920s hit
05:27damn i'm thinking he's playing russian roulette with his wiener
05:29god what a sad life like to
05:31block that number
05:32to wait
05:33block that number
05:35block it
05:36block it
05:37yeah that guy's starting to make me mad like i'm starting to get fired up again
05:40oh no
05:40why does this guy gotta call in
05:44damn it
05:44damn it sorry
05:45waste our air time
05:48yeah don't waste our time man
05:50okay no listen james just listen to the music
05:52we have probably plenty of calls that
05:55could have got through
05:56but we let that guy through
05:57he ruined somebody else's chance
05:59i feel better thank you
06:01that part will help him
06:04yeah
06:04good to go
06:09continue
06:09sorry
06:10don't call you with the crap jokes
06:13yeah
06:13voice changing technology
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