Hannibal Goes to School

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a new bullying service being launched in South Korea and hear about other ways people have dealt with bullies in their lives.

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00:00there's a new anti-bullying service it's being offered in south korea and uh actually there's

00:12talk of bringing it over here now um it's a hell of an idea i guess in this day and age it's called

00:17uncle service okay you can hire intimidating dudes to pose as an uncle for your kid

00:25to protect them from bullies so you like hire a hell's angel right he brings your kid to school

00:33one day for you and like stares down the little sons of bitches that are bullying them do you guys

00:41ever deal with bullies growing up no i don't well i mean bullies a little bit you know chuck if you

00:50had told your dad the bryster that you had trouble with a bully do you think he would have stepped up

00:54to do something or no he would have made me do it he would have made me do it no i i was i was

01:00taught yeah yeah my dad's the same i was taught yeah my dad would have let me handle it if i was

01:06what to do but he also told me to stick a thumb in somebody's eye socket if well the bryster was well

01:12if you headbutt him in the bridge of the nose they can die from it yeah my dad told me that the palm

01:17he's like dispatch somebody son right there uh someone said my dad always taught me never start

01:22a fight but always finish it i think my dad almost said the exact same yeah i think it's what every

01:26dad says but it's it's easier said than done well yeah my dad was like first of all boy don't get in

01:31a fight because you are you got that pussy gene hard boy but uh if you do just try your best to stick

01:39your thumb in their eye socket and they will leave you alone was that his only tip that was his like

01:42number one for me you knew that that was the move i would be capable of i think when he assessed me as

01:48a warrior i'm gonna skip all the fighting stuff punching and uh just you're not a runner either

01:55let's see that is you got a soft little belly on you um thumb yeah thumb i uh maybe throat throat

02:05punch him and then you know take that palm and just shove their nose right up into their brain if

02:09you can uh sometimes my cousin was a cop and my grandfather made him come to my school because

02:13this kid was bullying me he handcuffed the kid and slammed him against the cruiser in front of

02:19everyone then he drove him around the block and told him never to bother anyone again and let him go

02:24ah the good old days yeah a cop did that now you'd be fired if you did that as a cop yep now

02:31just cuffing a kid for like no real reason yeah you can't yeah you'd be ready to be done

02:36it's crazy it's insane it's crazy i mean that's just wow wow wow have a bully but you can't do that

02:44that that would not work back in my day your dad would come and they'd just kill him yeah that's

02:50true with a spear or a sword they found it was allowed sometimes it would be a pith him it was allowed

02:58here's another cop story a different way though in seventh grade my mom's boyfriend was a cop

03:05well he dropped me off at school and took the handcuffs off me and let me go in front of

03:13everyone in my class oh like he was a belly badass yeah and i never got picked on again it would be

03:19funny to come in the next day and they wheel you in like hannibal lecter with the fighter thing on you

03:23yeah that's like super mad it's like uh it's like look at the it's like mick lovin

03:28sandy's here for glass sandy's here oh i'm glad to get that mask off get my biters out

03:33look at the teacher and you're like toughen your nipples didn't it

03:44jeez that kid is messed up

03:48what's up with that andy dude he was wheeled into psychopath man did you breastfeed

03:55you actually descend into madness because of acting like exactly like well i've been eating people

04:11since i was six yeah after that no one paid any attention to me i was very sad

04:17the music's just playing on your phone toughen your nipples didn't it

04:21it would just be such a weird sight to be someone wheeled into your class that way

04:27what in the hell take this thing out of the school back up back up we have to release him

04:33it's time for his class

04:35and you're just trying to

04:37let me on her

04:41and this music's playing yeah

04:45when you walk i pull a face off my face

04:49you've covered what you see every day

04:53you remember the lambs we don't know what this kid's talking about

04:58the screaming of the lambs

04:59are you a good old boy

05:02what the hell is wrong with that kid

05:07i guarantee no one would come near you

05:08weirdest fourth grader ever

05:10i ate his liver with a

05:14candy and barma beans

05:16why does he have wine

05:19that's right i drink heavily

05:21it's grape juice

05:24it's like welches

05:25he like pairs welches in a wine glass

05:27some of the best cuts of human meat are on the back

05:32the human brain has no nerve endings

05:35that indie guy's messed up you guys

05:37but you've never had any friends though that'd be the thing

05:40i can't wait till art class

05:42oh my god

05:44just drawing brains

05:50yeah right

05:50Hannibal goes to school

05:52some of you children being very rude

05:55oh he disappeared did he

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