Little Chuck's Mermaid Call

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about how Disney+ used CGI to remove Daryl Hannah's butt from the movie 'Splash' on their streaming service and Chuck says this movie inspired him to want to find a mermaid of his own when he was younger.

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00:00Disney Plus did something that angered both movie purists and dudes who love asses.

00:10They covered Daryl Hannah's backside in the comedy splash.

00:15I'm going to be honest, though.

00:17That's the closest in a Disney movie you've ever come to seeing a girl's private area.

00:23Yeah, I agree.

00:24When she dives back in the water.

00:27Yeah, that's true.

00:28I've watched it a few times in my life.

00:30Mm-hmm, sure.

00:30It's the scene on the beach where Tom Hanks meets a naked Daryl in her human form.

00:35Yes.

00:36She kisses Tom, then dashes into the ocean.

00:38And you can, you know, I'd say sort of see her naked butt.

00:42It's not like it's a full-ass, juicy ass on display.

00:44Oh, I think it is a full, juicy ass on display.

00:47She dives into the water, and you can almost see...

00:50Here's the original here.

00:52And we put a link to these scenes so you can see the original and what Disney Plus did to it up at DaveAndChuckTheFreak.com.

00:59But this is the original scene.

01:02There she goes.

01:04It's her hair covering a lot.

01:05Like right there!

01:06I know, you see it, but what I'm saying is it's not like it's still covered by hair.

01:10You've got to zoom in on it, yeah.

01:12Right?

01:13It's not like full-in-your-face, juicy ass.

01:15But Disney Plus used CGI to make the hair longer, so it covers the ass completely.

01:22But people think it looks more like fur.

01:26And it's freaking them out.

01:27Yeah, I was wondering.

01:28And they did it.

01:28Hairy butt.

01:29You did give her...

01:30I thought she was in a fur skirt.

01:33Here we go.

01:34So this is the new version on Disney Plus right now.

01:38And they do the kiss, and she runs.

01:40See?

01:40Looks like they spent about four bucks on that.

01:45Yeah.

01:45Like they did not spend a lot of money CGI-ing Splash.

01:50That's really bad.

01:52That is crazy.

01:52It's really bad.

01:54Your kids, let your kids see an ass.

01:56They'll be fine.

01:57They're taking no chances.

01:59That doesn't even look like hair.

02:01I know.

02:01It's like they use paint.

02:02I thought she was almost in like a Hawaiian skirt.

02:06Yeah, it doesn't look like it's not just a natural extension of her hair.

02:09Because her hair flows all over the place except for over her ass, where it's completely straight.

02:14It's funny they care about that on Disney Plus.

02:17I'm surprised, because they air now all the Simpsons episodes on there, where kids can learn way worse stuff than a bare booty.

02:25Yeah.

02:25Booty.

02:26Bare booty.

02:27Bare booty.

02:28Bare booty.

02:29Bare booty.

02:32You know what I'm saying?

02:33The bare booty.

02:35You learn a lot more than the bare booty.

02:38That's where they learn how to speak in accent.

02:40Yeah.

02:41Yeah.

02:43I spent a lot of time listening to people over the weekend.

02:46You think they had to have a meeting where they're like, wait a minute, did anybody cover up the ass in Splash?

02:51I'm sure they did.

02:52I guarantee they did.

02:53Yeah, they did.

02:54And I think they were like, listen, we can't put Splash on there.

02:59They're like, what?

03:00There's an ass.

03:00It's got Tom Hanks.

03:02It's a classic.

03:02It's a mermaid.

03:03It's got Tom Hanks.

03:04Why do you say this?

03:06There's an ass in it, and you can almost see your beaver when she dives in.

03:09Oh, my God.

03:10We've got to spend $18 to cover that up.

03:15I'm telling you.

03:16Was that a PG-13 movie when it came out?

03:19It must have been, right?

03:21Because a lot of kids, I think, watched that movie.

03:24Yeah, I remember being a kid watching it.

03:26Jesus Christ.

03:29Splash kind of freaked me out, I think, when I was a kid.

03:32I was just like, mermaids.

03:33Yeah, like seeing a real mermaid, that blew my mind.

03:35I'd seen him in cartoon form, I think.

03:38I mean, live action.

03:40Nope.

03:40I was like, I just need to meet a mermaid.

03:44Yeah.

03:45Just one Daryl Hannah mermaid, and everything is going to work out just fine.

03:51I spent a lot of time by the water.

03:54Looking.

03:55Seeing if you could see one.

03:56False mermaid.

03:56No!

03:58Trying to call him.

04:00Little Chuck waits for a mermaid.

04:03The mermaid's going to took your G.I. Joes down.

04:05Yeah, exactly.

04:06They all swam away.

04:08That's what I call him, the mermaid.

04:10That's huge, come on.

04:12There's some kid on the beach.

04:14I would add a huge mermaid that would have liked me.

04:17Oh, you.

04:18Splash, sploosh.

04:19Splash, sploosh.

04:20I heard your calls.

04:21Sploosh.

04:22Not splash.

04:23Sploosh.

04:27He'd be called sploosh.

04:29Or cannonball.

04:31That's a whale.

04:31Yeah.

04:32She's half whale, half.

04:35She's got a giant, like, killer whale tail.

04:38Good luck feeding her.

04:40She's damn built like Ursula.

04:42Jesus Christ.

04:43Who is?

04:44Wish they never called me.

04:45My mermaid called.

04:48You should have done that.

04:49Can I hear them one more time?

04:51Ho ho.

04:52That's the ticket.

04:53That's why I swam up here.

04:56Be careful.

04:57You don't get a big sploosh.

04:59All right.

04:59You don't get a big sploosh.

05:00No.

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