On today's Peep Show Dave and Chuck talk about how fire fighters found a snake in a women's car after an accident then act out what it would be like in a Petco training class with two cobra's.
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00:04Drunken woman wearing a stolen snake around her neck
00:09Lost control of her car. It's hard to drive with a snake and slammed through the garage doors of a firehouse no
00:16It's like a cartoon damaging two trucks two fire trucks with her Prius. I'm glad you guys made it here so quick
00:23And the snake wasn't a stolen feather bow. It was the real deal. Here's a picture of this lady here
00:3122 year old Sarah Espinosa was behind the wheel of a 2010 Prius on a Long Island turnpike when she drove across the median collided with another car
00:40Her Prius careened away and collided right in to the new Hyde Park firehouse
00:47Crashing through the garage door and damaging two fire trucks ma'am
00:52You just damaged two fire trucks carrying a stolen snake in a Prius and you're drunk as
00:59Well the firefighters luckily conveniently on the scene
01:02Rushed to give her aid, but they were surprised when they opened the door and a ball python was slithering around her neck
01:07Yeah, when they go to save someone in a Prius. They don't expect there to be a snake. No, no, they don't
01:14Totally trashed turns out she stole that Python from a nearby pet co
01:17Sure sure sure that's hard to do. I know the snake kidnapped me
01:22It's hard to do force me to drink
01:25Snakes talking to me
01:28Following the crash she was treated at a local hospital and released
01:33She's slated to be arraigned next week on charges of reckless endangerment drug possession
01:38DWI petty larceny and reckless driving the snake was safely returned to petco
01:43Thank you. That's good. It got back to petco. I honestly didn't realize petco sold snakes. Oh, yeah
01:49I love thinking of these excuses she could come up with. He was a wizard and it turns a snake he was driving
01:57It is less scary knowing it's a petco snake. Is it really? You just don't think it's as crazy? Oh
02:02Yeah, I mean, how did she get it? Well
02:06They the lids the there's like a lids open up
02:10Oh, okay, so you just read your hand in the petco snake
02:14It's a petco snake
02:17Don't be scared
02:28Relax
02:32I really like easy going southern petco snake
02:35Hey, I'm just a petco snake
02:38I ain't no reason to be freaking out. Just chill out
02:43I'm a petco snake
02:47Just a friendly little petco snake
02:49I mean, I haven't I haven't seen any cobras in petco, you know what I mean?
02:55They don't have that
02:56They don't have that kind of thing
02:58Here in petco, we lost three people to cobras this year
03:01Listen, y'all mind them cobras
03:02No, you're not gonna find a cobra, okay?
03:05I don't know where you have to go to get a cobra lease, but
03:08If you go to petco, it's just your ball pythons
03:12It's all the ones that won't really kill you
03:14That's what I figure is what I mean
03:15It's been 52 days since a cobra attack here in petco
03:18Let's keep that up you guys
03:20Get out there
03:21Everybody got your charming flutes?
03:29Charming flutes
03:30You're not doing it right, remember your training
03:34You're gonna get bit by a cobra so fast
03:38That's better
03:40It's gonna spit in your eyes
03:44Welcome to petco training
03:48Are you all ready?
03:50You're gonna be feeding kitty pigs
03:52You're gonna be petting puppies
03:53And you're gonna be charming cobras
03:55I almost sounded like I was
03:57You understand?
03:58Is he playing the exact song that I was
04:00This is our assistant manager
04:02Look at him go
04:03See his technique?
04:05Yeah
04:06These cobras are no nonsense, you understand?
04:12You've all been given your own charming whistle
04:14Employees aren't allowed on the sales floor
04:18Until they complete their snake charming computer training
04:22You play one song that snake doesn't like
04:24It'll spit venom right in your eye
04:25I swear to god
04:26Clap children, clap
04:28Quick, we need a charmer in aisle six
04:29We need a charmer in aisle six
04:31Oh no
04:32I hate when they need a charmer
04:34Oh man, that's my sweet get up
04:36Put your petco robes on
04:38I have my official petco sandals
04:42I'm gonna touch this cobra on the head
04:45Where are your petco flip flops?
04:47He's scolding this cobra
04:50Give him a little blast
04:51Give him a blast
04:53Relax him
04:56Get down there
04:56See how he's doing it?
05:00I did, I quit
05:01Don't tell me you enough to train cobras you guys
05:04I'm out of here
05:04I quit petco
05:05We lost another one
05:06Three men die every day doing this
05:09That snake's like
05:10I'm gonna bite you
05:11He's like
05:12I'm so mad about this music
05:13So hard
05:14I'm not a petco one
05:17You're not gonna bite me
05:17I'm not like
05:18Me in a petco
05:20I'm a street snake
05:21I'm a street snake
05:22You just found me in a jungle
05:27I've killed things
05:33I killed a tiger once
05:36That ain't no petco snake
05:38I'll tell you what
05:39Barb, stand back
05:40I think that's a real cobra
05:44It has bark you back
05:47I don't know why we had to go to petco today
05:49I just wanted to go to Bob Evans
05:50It's just the weirdest petco I've ever seen
05:57Oh my god
05:58That's a live cobra
05:59Barb
06:00That is no joke
06:02They're not just ball pythons in here
06:03Did you know that?
06:04This has to end with this snake killing him
06:08It does
06:09It's always done
06:09Oh he's got two of them
06:10Oh now there's two
06:11Oh that guy wants to kill him
06:13It's like I'm gonna get your toes
06:18Cobra cobra
06:20That's about the petco
06:23I'm telling you
06:23When that's going on in the aisle
06:25You go to the other aisle
06:26For sure
06:27I go back to the fish
06:28I go back to the fish
06:29The calming fish
06:30Yeah
06:31I just try and relax by the fish
06:32When someone's
06:33We're going over to a goldfish bear
06:34Cobra
06:35Cobra charming
06:36Get out of the way of the petco copras
06:39Be very careful