00:00can i give you what i believe to be the worst day ever okay okay okay yeah you're in pigeon
00:14forge tennessee okay been there terrible okay already it's terrible it's it's a bad start
00:21jam-packed with tourists always horrifying and you're forced what to go
00:29to the titanic museum okay is this like the titanic the movie museum titanic or the real titanic slash
00:38both oh paying tribute to the fallen and also to kate and leo okay when is this going to get bad
00:47so far so you are there yeah in pigeon forge tennessee you've been dragged to the titanic
00:58museum and the iceberg wall collapses on you oh i might thank you yeah thank god this thing has
01:08just killed me it's almost like a wish don't help like a wish was made yeah i wish this iceberg would
01:15kill me like it killed the rest of those people that happened is that the real iceberg i mean if it's
01:25outside i can't i'm assuming it's the outside part millions of people have taken pictures in this
01:31place how could there be no so it's the iceberg thing on the outside i think so collapse oh my god
01:38is that there yeah like look it's half gone oh it's half gone dave see i want to see a movie about that
01:46leonelli di corpio there's a new movie
01:51andy the world's breaking man oh god my legs why did i go to pigeon forge with you
02:03i don't know i i vowed i never come here how did they end up at the titanic museum together as the
02:10last time i smoked meth it got weird after that it got really crazy my legs are broken we drove to
02:19pigeon forge help to see the titanic museum we can't do meth anymore i know it's crazy because
02:28andy told me him and chuck were just going around and get some smokes that's how it started wow that's
02:33why they couldn't tell us the truth yeah they couldn't tell us they were going on a romantic
02:36road trip now i know why i never came back with my slurpee didn't know where we were going we didn't
02:40we just knew that there was meth involved we're driving someone said that it was actual ice they've
02:47been there oh my god that's just the dumbest thing yeah on earth i mean it's like a thousand degrees
02:53at that place ice melts yeah there is pictures of the water stairs oh water stairs oh here's a whole
03:01tour oh my god look at that oh so they show like how it would have happened they flood some stairs as
03:09if the water was pouring into it's like terrifying yeah like half a bad carny ride yeah here's how
03:21people drown to their deaths we recreated everyone's death most deadly titanic thing outside of the real
03:32titanic good day tri-city oh they've got a talking city made this all like real fun and everything
03:38like we're gonna hit the iceberg now let's celebrate a horrible event in human history where many people
03:44died in the water in the water here's how it felt to have a giant chunk of ash fall on top of you
03:54only the riches survived because they got priority treatment on the rescue boat
04:01that is the craziest thing dressed us up so nice to celebrate all that death look at me so give me a
04:09spin give me give them a spin just like you're one of those dead people on that boat like a ghost
04:14quick start the flooding like we're on routing start it up let's go down to where the poor people
04:20here it is this is where the poor smelly poor people now listen let's activate the giant water
04:31this is how all the poor people died drowning to death they have no chance to escape this
04:40it's neat to see how the last thing they saw before they died
04:44all right stop the water the word that's enough i really experienced it oh there's the ice wall
04:51oh there it is this is the iceberg of death this is the moment of death yes feels so good
04:59it's as cold as their icy bodies on a hot tennessee day this death feels nice that's nice
05:04now touch this frozen body of a of a tourist that was crushed by this ice oh it's real
05:12and also i remember being told that we have to keep in mind they weren't wearing rubber
05:20sold shoes they were wearing leather shoes were very expensive oh my goodness leather expensive
05:25that's right very expensive shoes not have your feet
05:28children imagine you're in bowling shoes yes yes yeah you're not gonna try that i'll try it
05:35that's a sad sad state of affairs you two just imagine you're in bowling shoes about to die
05:41on this boat isn't it fun i can't even imagine tying and bowling shoes you can get some of those
05:47death shoes in the gift shop on the way out if you choose yeah i like to imagine the people that
05:50fell over the railing and hit their head on the way down and bled out before they reached the ice
05:56of the chili frozen water below here is interactive hands-on for children
06:03let's teach the kids about death
06:08look at the lifeboat you weren't allowed on there's somebody who died there's somebody who died right
06:14there we just had a fine time just down there just doing it living the titanic experience
06:20i swear to god it was like we were dead it was i felt like i was almost dead
06:27till i got on that life raft with the rich oh my god they give you a passport when you enter
06:33of an actual passenger and you don't get to open it up to the end to see if you lived or died
06:38oh my god i'm dead oh my god i was the poor smelly guy that's so fun let me open up my is it were
06:46you dead i'm dead too oh that's because 800 people died it's very likely we're all dead let me see
06:53i survived how in the world was a rich mother effer what a fine what a fun time this has been my god
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