Poopin' In The Streets

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a sect of monks in India who are fighting to keep one of their traditions of pooping in the open.

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00:00a sect of the jain religion in india oh yes is petitioning a state government to exempt its monks

00:17from expected rules that ban pooping in the open listen we need to poop and we like to poop in the

00:24that is a part of their tradition pooping in the open that's a part of this religious group's

00:30tradition like i'm not sure jane should be around anymore um in one of these areas where these jane

00:37monks travel they say if the rule is implemented it will create problems for them they're very

00:41strict about following their lifestyle so like having a toilet would be like uh having a possession

00:49using a toilet would be like you know it's a luxury i guess yeah and they don't have i mean basically

00:56it looks there's a picture of them here it looks like they just wear a little loincloth like they

00:59have nothing no worldly possessions yeah so they got to poop in the streets yeah in the streets

01:06i don't know why that came to my head

01:16now are you thinking of the song taking it to the streets yeah yeah taking it to the streets

01:24pooping out in the streets pooping in the streets pooping in the streets

01:30it's a different take

01:35i don't know why that's it

01:36i don't know why that's it

01:38it's time to poop

01:40damn

01:44i just feel a rumbling

01:46rumbling in my tummy

01:50rumbling in my tummy

01:54i almost missed you

01:57all right kick in chorus

02:00i ain't got a poop again in the streets

02:07pooping it in the streets

02:10pooping it in the streets

02:12pooping it in the streets

02:13i gotta poop again

02:15pooping it in the streets

02:17take this man

02:20there it is

02:21all of them god damn doobies

02:22the poopy brothers

02:24lisa went to a crazy place to

02:27get the doobie brothers back

02:29i saw it hit her like physically

02:31she was like

02:32pooping it in the streets

02:34pooping it in the streets

02:36pooping it in the streets

02:38time to poop again

02:43pooping it in the streets

02:48pooping it in the streets

02:49speaking of you know my indian brother-in-law tells a horrible tale

02:53they went back to visit

02:54he was still a little kid

02:56yeah

02:56and he tripped and he fell into one of these outdoor poop troughs

02:59oh no

03:00no because that's what they have

03:01like they just have like uh

03:03there's like a

03:04pooping it in the streets

03:06they'll dig like a little ditch

03:07where everyone is expected to poop in

03:09yes

03:09imagine if i fell in a poop ditch

03:11lace it down

03:14lace it down

03:14welcome to india

03:15i'd be like a day that will live in infamy

03:20lisa way fell into a poop ditch

03:23world war three it started

03:28oh i'd never want to fall into a poop ditch

03:32no

03:33mike hold on lisa still singing

03:34pooping it in the streets

03:37pooping it in the streets

03:41pooping it in the streets

03:46we're pooping pooping

03:48better than in my pants

03:50just a bit though

03:52it's part of my religion

03:54let's go spitter

03:56everyone said dancing in the streets would be another

03:59let's let's do it

04:01which is that lionel richie

04:03van halen

04:04oh yes

04:10all in all around the world

04:13are you ready for a brand new beat

04:15summer's here

04:18the time is right

04:20for pooping in the streets

04:23they're pooping in calcutta

04:25down in jakarta too

04:28i don't know any city

04:32i don't either

04:34it's pooping

04:36poop

04:36pooping

04:37poop

04:38pooping

04:39pooping everywhere

04:41poop

04:42swing

04:43swing

04:44pooping

04:45pooping

04:46pooping

04:47in the streets

04:48that's the other thing you don't see

04:50no wiping at all

04:51yep just a little

04:52little warning there

04:53if you're planning your indian trip

04:54yeah

04:55and my wife wants to do it in the next couple of years

04:58i just

04:58no dude

04:59i don't know

05:00i don't know

05:01no i'm up for traveling but

05:03there's certain things

05:05i may not be ready for

05:07i will be a tour guide

05:08just hold on one second

05:09while i go take a poop right in front

05:10the problem is

05:13is that there's just new fresh poop all the time

05:15if they would

05:16if everyone would just like stop pooping

05:18the heat would just dry it all up

05:21and then it'd be like

05:22oh okay you know what

05:23we don't smell it anymore

05:24but there's just the fresh poops

05:26yeah fresh poop and heat

05:28mm-mm

05:29mm-mm

05:29bad times

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