Hairdresser vs. Cyclist

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a road rage incident in a parking that involved a beauty school student, a cyclist and pepper spray.

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00:00Some prosecutors in Sterling Heights are deciding whether to press charges in a road rage incident there.

00:15This happened yesterday in the parking lot in front of the Paul Mitchell Beauty School on Van Dyke near 18 Mile.

00:23A bicyclist says a driver was going the wrong way and almost hit him in front of that beauty school.

00:28The driver got out of the car, the two exchanged words, and the driver pepper sprayed the bicyclist's face.

00:37Oh, finally, a cyclist got what they deserved.

00:40Well, the male beauty school attendee, I don't know, police arrested and then later released the driver.

00:47They say they're going to decide whether to press charges.

00:49So the guy was driving the wrong way out of the beauty school.

00:54And the cyclist almost got hit by him and was like, what the hell?

01:03You know, I don't know what the rules are for like a parking lot type of thing.

01:07But I think whenever there are like arrows and stuff, it's not really the road.

01:13I don't think that same rules applied like they can't be governed by police in a parking lot.

01:21This guy who was going the wrong way and who got into the altercation with the gay bicyclist.

01:27I think it may be the other way around.

01:29Oh, okay.

01:30Either way.

01:30The beauty school driver.

01:31Either way, they both seem pretty.

01:34He's riding a bike?

01:36Yeah.

01:36The only thing you know about him.

01:38Yep.

01:38That's all I need to know.

01:40Run the high risk.

01:40And I'm just saying, like, I think you can go out the entrance and a cop can't give you a ticket for it.

01:52No, and I don't think he's going to get a ticket for that.

01:53He'll get a ticket for pepper spraying the cyclist.

01:55Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah.

01:55If he gets a ticket for anything.

01:57It's funny.

01:58He hits the cyclist and then he's like, here, just choke on this.

02:01We'll fight for you, man.

02:03He had a bad day in beauty school, right?

02:06He's just taken off the wrong way.

02:08He didn't care.

02:09He's like, I just can't do these braids.

02:10It's goddamn mermaid hair.

02:12He's like, oh, God, a cyclist?

02:16Jesus Christ, here.

02:18And he knows what the cyclist said.

02:20Yeah.

02:21What are you doing?

02:21He's yelling at him.

02:22Yeah, probably some slurs.

02:23Yeah, some slurs.

02:24The gentleman was.

02:25Well, here you go.

02:28Didn't expect that, did you?

02:31Lance Armstrong.

02:34Lance Armstrong.

02:38Take that.

02:38That's hilarious.

02:43Just got no time for your attitude, mister.

02:45I would have loved to have seen the confrontation between the male beauty school attendee and the cyclist in the Sterling Heights parking lot.

02:54I hope he barely even let the cyclist freak out.

02:56Like, he just hit him and was like, here we go.

02:58That's just what I was looking for.

02:59Oh, Jesus.

03:00Here we go.

03:02Some wannabe Tour de France.

03:08Yeah, yeah.

03:08What do you want to say, cyclist?

03:10You hit me with your car.

03:13And.

03:13Oh, God.

03:15Why are you doing this?

03:18Just shut up.

03:18I just wanted to go for a bike ride.

03:21That was pretty stupid.

03:22Oh, Jesus Christ.

03:24It burns so horribly bad.

03:26You realize it's January.

03:28It's cold.

03:29Oh, I think my leg is broken.

03:32So you know, you don't look the best in those spandex.

03:36Thanks for kicking me while I'm down.

03:38Angry hairdresser.

03:41Not yet.

03:42Not official yet.

03:43Soon, though.

03:44And soon, I'll have my own chair.

03:46And then next, I'll have my own place.

03:48Oh, I still can't see.

03:50Steal all the clientele.

03:53It's an angry, angry gay beauty school attendee.

04:01Was it pepper spray or a hairspray?

04:03Well, I was wondering the same thing.

04:05I really was.

04:07Yeah, now your eyes are sticky, huh, bitch?

04:09Some Paul Mitchell for you.

04:12Your eyebrows won't move.

04:16Stronghold.

04:18Your eyelashes are like glued.

04:22They become one.

04:25That's right.

04:26Someone said, I bet they're both named Trevor.

04:28Yeah.

04:31And oh, someone.

04:33My eyes.

04:34The angry gay beauty school dropout.

04:37Yeah.

04:37Well, we'll see what happens if this beauty school guy is charged for pepper spraying the

04:44cyclist in the parking lot of the Paul Mitchell beauty school.

04:46I just wonder what Lance said to him.

04:49I know.

04:49I bet it was a hilarious scene, man.

04:52Well, you.

04:52I know you're not a big fan of cyclists, Chuck.

04:54No.

04:54If someone like is going the wrong way and almost hit you or does hit you with their vehicle,

04:59you'd be pissed.

05:00Yeah.

05:01Yeah.

05:01But I mean, you know, let's just say I didn't hit you and you got mad about it, but then

05:06you took it to some kind of next level where you got up in my face in my car.

05:10Yeah.

05:11Paul Mitchell right to the face.

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