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00:02:00Hey, Red Baron, lose the scarf.
00:02:03Use your imagination.
00:02:04I'm here to work, not to socialize.
00:02:08I thought you may be here for...
00:02:10An interview?
00:02:11I'm fading fast.
00:02:18You, you did this.
00:02:21I'll get you, you saboteur.
00:02:24What?
00:02:25So, who do you think did it?
00:02:31Lance!
00:02:33Lance!
00:02:34I demand you expel this assassin.
00:02:37I don't know what you used, but this is not linseed oil or thinner.
00:02:47You screwed yourself.
00:02:50You!
00:02:51You did this!
00:02:52How was I supposed to know the whole campus was gonna find out about us?
00:02:56Whore!
00:02:57Not likely.
00:02:59Maybe it was the urban legend.
00:03:02Man, it's been going on for years.
00:03:04My dad went here, so the same thing happened then.
00:03:06Dude, that's ridiculous.
00:03:07He'd be like a hundred years old by now.
00:03:09Are you calling my dad a liar?
00:03:11I heard they found the cadaver in the cafeteria.
00:03:16Well, I heard.
00:03:17Killed the cadaver.
00:03:20I heard he once killed forty men with his bare hands.
00:03:24How could he cover something like that up?
00:03:26He wore gloves.
00:03:29Dude, he is real.
00:03:31Whatever, man.
00:03:32I still don't believe it.
00:03:33All I'm saying is, whoever this guy is, he's a real badass.
00:03:37Am I speaking with an urban legend?
00:03:42Sub-urban.
00:03:44Enough about me, though.
00:03:46Who do you think did it?
00:03:48You did.
00:03:50Oh, nice one, Sherlock.
00:03:52I mean, who's the client?
00:03:54Urban legend, my sculpted ass.
00:03:57I could toss a pallet in any direction and hit a conspirator.
00:04:04He'll be back.
00:04:05You know, I kind of thought we were going to meet in private.
00:04:08All the world's a stage, Anna.
00:04:10So, any thoughts?
00:04:13Change.
00:04:15A student?
00:04:17A bright one that doesn't want Skylar to win the competition.
00:04:20Uh, are you asking or telling?
00:04:22Change.
00:04:23You're right.
00:04:24Wouldn't be a student.
00:04:26That would take all the fun out of winning.
00:04:28Hmm, close enough.
00:04:30Contenders don't need my services.
00:04:32They take care of business on their own.
00:04:34Guess again.
00:04:35The teacher.
00:04:42He's boyking students.
00:04:43He doesn't want to be exposed.
00:04:45Change.
00:04:47Boyking?
00:04:48Am I right?
00:04:49Change.
00:04:51Sorry.
00:04:52He's been exposed way too much.
00:04:54Besides, faculty already has the upper hand on students.
00:04:57Change.
00:04:58Then who?
00:04:58Change.
00:04:59All right.
00:05:00Break time.
00:05:05It's getting a bit drafty in here.
00:05:10Whatever helps you sleep at night.
00:05:12I'm such a slut.
00:05:22Everyone hates me.
00:05:24It'll be okay, sweetie.
00:05:26Just tell me where it hurts.
00:05:28The big guy?
00:05:31I think we've seen enough.
00:05:33I don't know my clients, but I know my clients.
00:05:41I probably know more about you than you do, Anna.
00:05:45Yeah, well, if you're going to skip introductions, I might as well skip making first impressions.
00:05:48Dalton.
00:05:49All right, Dalton.
00:05:51So how'd you do it?
00:05:52Did you dump gasoline all over the portrait?
00:05:54Whoa.
00:05:55Dousing things in gasoline may be the norm where you're from, but we prefer subtlety around these parts.
00:06:00We?
00:06:00Not that I don't get ahead of me.
00:06:02All right, let's just start with what you know.
00:06:03About you.
00:06:05About everything.
00:06:06All right, well, you're like an assassin, only you're real hard to find, and most people don't believe you exist.
00:06:11Well, it lacks eloquence, but it's close.
00:06:14For the record, I frown upon the ass word.
00:06:16It's not really what I do.
00:06:17I haven't killed anyone.
00:06:19Yet.
00:06:19The client comes to us with a simple request, and you've heard the rumors about a certain book in the library,
00:06:24so you can stop looking for my phone number on the back of toilets.
00:06:27And, uh, why would I be looking on the back of toilets?
00:06:30That's a question only you can answer, Anna.
00:06:33Let's just say I don't find the clients, they find me.
00:06:44Sucka!
00:06:45The tackle box.
00:07:08That was Skylar's Achilles heel.
00:07:10He never let it out of his sight.
00:07:12He loved that tackle box like a fisherman loves his tackle box.
00:07:15I needed a wound he could self-inflict, you know, a weapon that wouldn't go off right away.
00:07:19Kind of like a grenade, but longer.
00:07:22So what about this brain thing?
00:07:24Well, you see, I'm like Paul.
00:07:27And Mac?
00:07:28He's my Ringo.
00:07:29John and George?
00:07:30Oh, they're dead, Anna.
00:07:32Mac?
00:07:33Well, he's the brain, the brawn, the tech guy, the muscle, the munitions expert, the master of disguise.
00:07:40He's fluent in five languages, a licensed pilot and a Christmas tree farmer.
00:07:44He's my Ella Fitzgerald, my Boeski, my Jim Brown.
00:07:47He's the butcher, the baker, and the candlestick maker.
00:07:50He's a surprisingly good seamstress.
00:07:52What do you do?
00:07:52Shh, now, shh.
00:07:54He does a lot of things that I can, and he has a recipe for pit cells that really takes the edge off.
00:07:59How are you soft?
00:08:00No, no, pit cells.
00:08:01Salted?
00:08:03Pit cells!
00:08:04Not pretzels.
00:08:05Oh, so he bites.
00:08:08Mac also gets me into places.
00:08:10Places I'd rather not go.
00:08:12Whoa, you're a genius.
00:08:14Oh, you have such a potty mouth.
00:08:18Our detectors indicate this room is subject to radar emissions.
00:08:21You have to come with me now.
00:08:23Who's radar?
00:08:24I'll explain later, if you survive.
00:08:26Oh!
00:08:30All right.
00:08:55If nobody knows it's you, then how do you manage to get paid?
00:09:00Payment within 24 hours of completion.
00:09:03Trust me, it never fails.
00:09:06The client does not want to be the next target.
00:09:09Do you have a library card?
00:09:10Dalton?
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:23Our work here is done.
00:09:34Now, why are you telling me all of this?
00:09:36Remember Ringo?
00:09:37Well, he's leaving to start his movie career and I need some new sticks.
00:09:41Your background suggests that you're more than capable.
00:09:43I would love to.
00:09:44Don't worry about utilities, living expenses, that whole nine.
00:09:47Okay, well I was thinking...
00:09:48No visitors.
00:09:49No microwave popcorn.
00:09:50You are on call 24-7, in a class, on a date, shoe shopping, or whatever it is you do.
00:09:55All right.
00:09:56And most of all, absolute silence.
00:09:59Okay, I get it.
00:10:00The popcorn?
00:10:01Yeah.
00:10:02No microwave popcorn.
00:10:03I think I was pretty clear about that.
00:10:05So, do I have my sticks?
00:10:07How could I say no?
00:10:09Well, I don't know.
00:10:11I couldn't.
00:10:22God.
00:10:22This is where we work.
00:10:38And this is where we play.
00:10:39Mac, Anna.
00:10:40Anna, Mac.
00:10:49He's really good with introductions.
00:10:50You learn fast.
00:10:55Hmm.
00:10:56Wait, so you're the...
00:10:58Uh, so you're not an artist.
00:11:01Huh?
00:11:04Art is subjective.
00:11:05Anything you'd like to know about me?
00:11:21You have a 3.9 GPA, which would be a 4.0 if you liked chemistry.
00:11:25We'll fix that.
00:11:26You model for cash.
00:11:27You volunteer in the office of the president, Joe Lee Brennan.
00:11:30You like puppy dogs and ice cream and anything else I didn't know about you,
00:11:32I figured out when you took the job.
00:11:33Impressive.
00:11:35Thanks.
00:11:36I have good hand-eye coordination.
00:11:40Okay.
00:11:41But don't let the volunteering fool you.
00:11:43It's just an internship.
00:11:44Yeah, well, don't tell the boss.
00:11:45He's all excited about Brennan running for governor.
00:11:47Probably why he chose you.
00:11:49Pit cell?
00:11:49Pit cell?
00:11:52Pit cell?
00:11:53Right.
00:11:56So, uh...
00:11:57How did you guys choose me?
00:12:01Well, every now and then someone like you comes looking.
00:12:07That's the recruiting process?
00:12:09Yeah, well, you got close.
00:12:10That's how we knew you'd work.
00:12:11Hmm.
00:12:12Well, I'm off.
00:12:13Aren't you going to be a little warm with all this stuff?
00:12:18I believe it was Nietzsche who said,
00:12:21People don't notice he who stands out in a crowd.
00:12:29No, he didn't.
00:12:31Mac?
00:12:32I don't think so.
00:12:33I gotta go.
00:12:38Oh, Dalton, uh, before I forget...
00:12:39Yeah?
00:12:41Uh, Mr. Furley called, and he wants his scarf back.
00:12:44Don't encourage her, Mac.
00:12:48What was that all about?
00:12:52No one seems to notice the man when all they can remember is the clothes.
00:12:56That, and he thinks he looks cool.
00:12:57Huh.
00:12:57There's a new addition in that.
00:13:03There's a new baby hippo.
00:13:05Baby hippo, Melia, 40-year-old.
00:13:08New official, Inspector Melia, be on this way.
00:13:12Hey.
00:13:13On the political front, good news for Jolie running.
00:13:16The gubernatorial hopeful is leading in early straw polls.
00:13:21And on to weather, a windstorm slamming his pocket.
00:13:24Hey, four fears down here.
00:13:27Hey, what the hell?
00:13:29Excuse me.
00:13:30Hey, what are you, a dyke or something?
00:13:31Stop it.
00:13:32Uh, figures.
00:13:36Excuse me?
00:13:37Hey, did you, uh, say something?
00:13:39I'm sorry.
00:13:41I don't date men.
00:13:44What?
00:13:45What?
00:13:47What?
00:13:47What?
00:13:48What?
00:13:49What?
00:13:50Shut up.
00:13:51Shh.
00:13:52I'm sorry, are you homophobic?
00:13:55I ain't gay.
00:13:57I didn't say you were.
00:14:00Why don't you say it to my face, then?
00:14:03I didn't say you were.
00:14:09It's a little, it's good.
00:14:11It's a little, it's a little.
00:14:12Oh, and while you're at it, explain the scarf's kind of hot out there.
00:14:16What?
00:14:19What?
00:14:20It's kind of hot.
00:14:23Thank you so much.
00:14:26You're welcome.
00:14:27You know, you just should be more careful in a place like this.
00:14:30Excuse me?
00:14:32I can take care of myself.
00:14:34Really?
00:14:34Ow.
00:14:35Ow.
00:14:36Ow.
00:14:36Ow.
00:14:43On the house.
00:14:45Thanks, but, uh, one's in the pie.
00:14:49You're new here, aren't you?
00:14:51Is it that obvious?
00:14:52Dalton.
00:14:55Monroe.
00:14:57Ellie.
00:14:58Strath.
00:15:00Oh, I was drunk.
00:15:02Sorry, I gotta take this.
00:15:05Yeah!
00:15:06Dalton.
00:15:07Yeah!
00:15:0815 men on a dead man's chest.
00:15:09Great, good, fine.
00:15:10Yeah, see you in 15 minutes.
00:15:11Uh, uh, one thing.
00:15:13Uh, while you're waiting around, could you give me the 411 on an Ellie's str-
00:15:17Uh, str-
00:15:18Hold on.
00:15:21Hey, me again.
00:15:22Um, gosh, I was just wondering what your last name was.
00:15:27Strath.
00:15:29Strathaven, right.
00:15:30Right.
00:15:30Thought that sounded familiar.
00:15:32Had an aunt named Strathler or something.
00:15:35Strathaven.
00:15:36Copy.
00:15:36Right.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37Bye.
00:15:41So, uh, I was wondering if you'd like to go out sometime.
00:15:45Uh, thought you don't date men.
00:15:49I don't.
00:15:50Ah, there was a woman here.
00:15:52A bar-
00:15:53Bartender, I think.
00:15:54Woman.
00:15:55She was a woman.
00:15:56And she was-
00:15:57Hey, you lovebirds.
00:15:59I want to take this opportunity to thank our local ninja.
00:16:03Dalton.
00:16:04What's your last name again?
00:16:08Monroe.
00:16:08Well, what I've got to say
00:16:17Is that I like your way
00:16:22You make me smile
00:16:25Just looking at you
00:16:29Knowing that I
00:16:58I'm part of your world
00:17:01Knowing that I'm the one you call your girl
00:17:04Knowing that I
00:17:08I have you to myself
00:17:10Knowing that I don't want nobody else
00:17:14I said 15 men, not 37
00:17:37Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:17:38So
00:17:38What's the job?
00:17:40Three targets
00:17:42$25,000
00:17:44That's our biggest offer this year
00:17:45Too big
00:17:49What are you talking about?
00:17:51We're going to take this, right?
00:17:53Well, obviously you haven't told the new girl
00:17:55About the rules yet
00:17:56No, but I bet they're in the handbook
00:18:00We have a handbook?
00:18:02Yes, Scoutmaster Dalton
00:18:04Didn't you get it when they issued you your neckerchief?
00:18:05The three rules have treated us well for decades
00:18:10They are the de facto standard
00:18:12In evaluating whether we take a job or not
00:18:14And they are?
00:18:15Rule one
00:18:15Never, ever
00:18:18Take more than one job at a time
00:18:19Rule number two
00:18:21Never question motive
00:18:22Morality ain't our job
00:18:23Rule number three
00:18:24The fewer people who know
00:18:25The better
00:18:26So we're going to break rule number one
00:18:29Hell, for that kind of money
00:18:30I say we break rule number two
00:18:31Just to see who's buying
00:18:32Ha, and as you can see
00:18:34Not everyone follows the rules
00:18:36Well, technically speaking
00:18:36You broke rule number three
00:18:37When you hired Anna
00:18:38Technically speaking
00:18:39This could be a test
00:18:41Okay, so we don't do it
00:18:42Right?
00:18:43Good work, people
00:18:44Meeting adjourned
00:18:45Do I get a vote?
00:18:48Good work, people
00:18:49Meeting adjourned
00:18:50Do you have something for me?
00:18:54Business or personal?
00:18:58That is none of your business
00:19:00Or personal
00:19:01Lights
00:19:08Lights
00:19:12Lights
00:19:19Let's go.
00:19:49Lights.
00:20:19Truly know your competition and yourself.
00:20:22Lesson number one.
00:20:23Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
00:20:29Right.
00:20:30Well, here's that number.
00:20:33Pants, Davis.
00:20:38Can we work on the pants?
00:20:40Yes.
00:20:51Hey.
00:21:00It's you.
00:21:01Hey, yeah, it's, it's me, Dalton Munro, right.
00:21:10You know you left your darts in the bar the other night. I was, uh, hoping that you'd
00:21:14come by and pick them up.
00:21:16Yes! Yeah, I knew you liked me.
00:21:21I like good dart players.
00:21:24Right, right, well you should see what I can do with a foosball and a cue stick.
00:21:30Uh, listen, I know you're a journalist, so I was gonna ask you if you could write something for me.
00:21:37How did you know I was a journalist?
00:21:39Well, that's presumptuous, thinking that, uh, you know, journalists are the only ones who could do research.
00:21:45I mean...
00:21:46If you would have done your research right, you would have learned that I don't do freelance.
00:21:50Nah, that's okay, I'm not gonna pay anyway.
00:21:54Yeah, uh, so, listen, um, all I need to write down is, um,
00:21:59your phone number?
00:22:01Oh, and I'm presumptuous, huh?
00:22:06Yeah.
00:22:07Okay, well, let me ask you a question here.
00:22:09Um, do you like food?
00:22:12Do I like food?
00:22:15Don't, don't answer a question with a question.
00:22:19Cause that's, uh, that's a bit silly.
00:22:21You know, a question.
00:22:23Here.
00:22:24Why don't you write this down in your diary?
00:22:27And come and you are.
00:22:33Journal.
00:22:34Boys have journals.
00:22:36Dung.
00:22:37Yeah.
00:22:38Do you always dress like that?
00:22:39Only when I'm wearing clothes.
00:22:41Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
00:22:43First, we need to know if the mass of hell is changing in time.
00:22:44What?
00:22:45Oh, we gotta meet Dalton.
00:22:46Yep, nice work for today.
00:22:47Thanks.
00:22:48Sorry.
00:22:49We're taking the job.
00:22:50So, we're breaking rule number one.
00:22:51Is hell exothermic or endothermic?
00:23:01First, we need to know if the mass of hell is changing in time.
00:23:04Oh, we gotta meet Dalton.
00:23:09Nice work for today.
00:23:11Thanks.
00:23:13Sorry.
00:23:16We're taking the job.
00:23:18So, we're breaking rule number one?
00:23:21No.
00:23:22I'm breaking rule number one.
00:23:24You're doing what you're told.
00:23:25That's the only rule you need to worry about.
00:23:29What about all that stuff you said earlier?
00:23:31You're de facto.
00:23:33Uh-oh.
00:23:34Yeah.
00:23:35Well, for the time being, there's three of us.
00:23:38So, I'm making an exception.
00:23:40But, uh, I want this done carefully, alright?
00:23:43Full info.
00:23:44Plans.
00:23:45The usual, alright?
00:23:46I want everything by 1500 tomorrow.
00:23:48And one more thing.
00:23:49Think me love.
00:23:51What?
00:23:52What was that about my glove?
00:23:53No, I think he says he's in love.
00:23:55Huh?
00:23:56The journalist, bartender, writer, singer person?
00:23:59Huh?
00:24:00Don't worry, ladies.
00:24:01I'm not off the market.
00:24:02Just up for sale.
00:24:03See you tomorrow.
00:24:04Wow.
00:24:05You must really be in love.
00:24:08How do you know?
00:24:09He's never changed his mind.
00:24:10You look like you could use a pit cell.
00:24:20Hey.
00:24:21So you're breaking the first rule.
00:24:23Wha-what?
00:24:24Excuse me?
00:24:26The 24 hour rule?
00:24:28Ugh.
00:24:29Before the first call?
00:24:31Right.
00:24:32Um.
00:24:33Forgot my darts.
00:24:35And that's the best excuse you can come up with?
00:24:38No.
00:24:39Um.
00:24:40I forgot to tip you.
00:24:43Oh.
00:24:44Okay.
00:24:45I'll take that.
00:24:47And I was also thinking about, um, asking you out tomorrow.
00:24:54Why not just ask me out now?
00:24:58I could offer you two nights.
00:25:00Great.
00:25:01Great.
00:25:02Oh, but about that tip?
00:25:04Of course.
00:25:05Of course.
00:25:06Oh, stop, stop, stop.
00:25:07I can't accept money from a man.
00:25:08Just accept that, do you?
00:25:09You can pay for you.
00:25:10Oh, stop, stop, stop.
00:25:11I can't accept money from a man.
00:25:12Just accept that, do you?
00:25:18You can pay for you.
00:25:22I was only thinking of a couple dollars anyway, so...
00:25:27You're not helping your cause.
00:25:37When do you graduate?
00:25:39Whenever I want to, I suppose.
00:25:42Then why are you still here?
00:25:44I got this job.
00:25:46People rely on me, and, uh, I need to find a replacement.
00:25:50Besides, I don't really know what I want to do when I grow up.
00:25:54Well, I think you'd make a good make.
00:25:59I think we should, uh, turn the spotlight around here.
00:26:02I want to know how a bartender slash lounge singer gets a full-ride scholarship.
00:26:13By tricking others into doing medial tasks while I study.
00:26:17Touché.
00:26:19What?
00:26:20What are these?
00:26:23Oh, it's not what you think.
00:26:24Really?
00:26:26What am I thinking?
00:26:28I don't know.
00:26:29You want me to tell you what I'm thinking?
00:26:32I don't think so.
00:26:33Look, if I'm going to be folding all your laundry, I should be able to, you know, question each piece.
00:26:40Um, I'll tell you about this t-shirt. I bought this at Kmart.
00:26:44No, I want to know about those.
00:26:45It's none of your business.
00:26:51Am I wasting my time here?
00:26:56Do you have something better to do?
00:26:59Uh, yeah, I do, actually, because, uh, folding strange men's underwear is about second to everything.
00:27:06Ever!
00:27:07You aren't that much fun, are you?
00:27:20Why, because I don't want the underpants back?
00:27:23Girl runs away flirtatiously.
00:27:26Boy catches girl.
00:27:29Girl decides if she will kiss her.
00:27:33Hmm, okay, I see.
00:27:35Well, boy kisses girl.
00:27:38Boy gets girl pregnant.
00:27:40Boy marries girl.
00:27:41Girl divorces boy.
00:27:43Boy pays alimony.
00:27:48Alright, alright, I'll chase you with the underpants, go.
00:27:53Dalton, a thing like that just happens.
00:27:56I can't plan it out.
00:27:58Alright, alright, I'll tell you what.
00:28:00You chase me with underwear.
00:28:01Go!
00:28:05Forget it.
00:28:10I gotta take this.
00:28:12Dalton?
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:14The cow jumped over the moon.
00:28:16Now?
00:28:17The cow waits for Noah.
00:28:18Fine.
00:28:20Well, uh, that's my job, Colin, so gotta go when they call.
00:28:27That's too bad.
00:28:30We were getting so close.
00:28:32Uh, Dalton?
00:28:33Yeah.
00:28:34They're more durable than...
00:28:35The other underwear.
00:28:36Well, they never get mixed up with my roommates.
00:28:37Uh, Dalton?
00:28:38Yeah.
00:28:39They're more durable than...
00:28:40The other underwear.
00:28:41Well, they never get mixed up with my roommates.
00:28:42Right.
00:28:43Uh.
00:28:44Uh, Dalton?
00:28:45Yeah.
00:28:46They're more durable than...
00:28:47The other underwear.
00:28:48Well, they never get mixed up with my roommates.
00:28:50Right.
00:28:52Uh.
00:28:53Uh, Dalton?
00:28:54Yeah.
00:28:57They're more durable than...
00:28:58The other underwear.
00:29:00Well, they never get mixed up with my roommates.
00:29:04Right.
00:29:06Alright.
00:29:29Alright.
00:29:30You ready to get started?
00:29:31Alright.
00:29:32Alright.
00:29:33Let's get started.
00:29:34Alright.
00:29:35Let's get started.
00:29:36Right.
00:29:37Target A.
00:29:38Borchowski.
00:29:39Sarah.
00:29:40Senior.
00:29:41English major.
00:29:424.0 GPA.
00:29:43Random activist.
00:29:44No exploitable flaws.
00:29:45Except one.
00:29:46She writes papers for students.
00:29:48In the future, avoid contradictions such as...
00:29:50No exploitable flaws.
00:29:51Except one.
00:29:52She writes papers for students.
00:29:53In the future, avoid contradictions such as...
00:29:55No exploitable flaws.
00:29:56Followed by...
00:29:57Oh!
00:29:58Except one.
00:29:59Got it.
00:30:00Right.
00:30:01Because I get all excited, you know?
00:30:02And then all disappointed.
00:30:03But then all excited again, you know?
00:30:04It's crazy.
00:30:05Yes.
00:30:06Next is McD.
00:30:07Jason.
00:30:08He's a freshman and already failing out of school.
00:30:11Well, we can't count on that.
00:30:13So, uh, vices.
00:30:14He's a gambler.
00:30:15He's a card shark on his way to becoming a hustler.
00:30:17Well, maybe we can find a way to make him gamble his tuition away.
00:30:18That won't help this semester.
00:30:19Give me his feeding place in time.
00:30:20I have an idea.
00:30:21Next.
00:30:22Uh, Mac?
00:30:23Don't ask.
00:30:24Yeah, this is a tough one.
00:30:25Gruber.
00:30:26Brandon.
00:30:27Sophomore.
00:30:28Lives in the dorm.
00:30:29Steady girlfriend.
00:30:30Totally average in every way.
00:30:31What about...
00:30:32Don't even think about it.
00:30:33What's he next?
00:30:34He's the one nut I can't crack.
00:30:35He's too unpredictable.
00:30:37He's like a nice feeding place in time.
00:30:39It's a nice feeding place in time.
00:30:40I have an idea.
00:30:41Next.
00:30:42Uh, Mac?
00:30:43Don't ask.
00:30:44Yeah.
00:30:45This is a tough one.
00:30:46Gruber.
00:30:47Brandon.
00:30:48Sophomore.
00:30:49Lives in the dorm.
00:30:50Steady girlfriend.
00:30:51Totally average in every way.
00:30:52What about...
00:30:53Don't even think about it.
00:30:54What's weapon next?
00:30:55He's the one nut I can't crack.
00:30:58He's too unpredictable.
00:31:00He graduates this year.
00:31:03That's what we've been waiting for.
00:31:05I was hoping he'd graduate before it came to this.
00:31:08Really?
00:31:10I like the sound of that.
00:31:12Okay, Anna.
00:31:14You come with me, Mac.
00:31:16You start with McD.
00:31:18I hope that's the last of the lining.
00:31:20It's all in the timing!
00:31:28So, uh, straight up poker or grandma games?
00:31:44Straight up, brother, please.
00:31:46Bit of advice.
00:31:48You really want to learn, lay some cash on the table.
00:31:50Thanks.
00:31:52Hey, man, come on.
00:31:54I can see you know exactly what you're doing.
00:31:56I was trying to help.
00:31:57If you're looking for players, I can fill in.
00:32:01Got a date. Saturday.
00:32:02Real hush-hush kind of thing.
00:32:04Jason McD.
00:32:05Nice to meet you.
00:32:07Johnny Utah.
00:32:09So this, uh, this date.
00:32:11Think she'd mind some company?
00:32:13It's a blind date.
00:32:15I'll bet your date would love the chance to jump all over my sweet ass, huh?
00:32:21You know we're talking about a poker game, right?
00:32:25All right.
00:32:26Look, uh, say bring a grand in cash?
00:32:28My man!
00:32:29Listen.
00:32:30Bring, uh, four packages of Cambridge Elites.
00:32:32New, remove the shrink wrap.
00:32:33Keep them in your pocket.
00:32:34Until somebody asks for them.
00:32:35And remember this passcode.
00:32:38Are you gonna be in a world of hurt before you even get through the door?
00:32:47Oh, yeah.
00:32:48Can you tell anybody?
00:32:49And I'm gonna...
00:32:54Just...
00:32:55Don't tell anybody.
00:32:56Got a good idea on how to get Borchowski.
00:33:03Women and education.
00:33:05Sorry.
00:33:06I don't really proofread term papers.
00:33:08Just read it.
00:33:13Women have long been blah-ba-dee-blah-ba-dee-blah-ba-dee-blah.
00:33:17It's not a question of whether women should be educated, but whether they can be educated.
00:33:21Be educated.
00:33:22That is offensive to me.
00:33:23Women gets letters like this all the time.
00:33:25We have to save them in case one of these whack jobs tries to kill him or something.
00:33:29What does that have to do with us?
00:33:31Mack planted a batch file on Borchowski's computer.
00:33:33But we're using all the same titles and file names of the papers that she's been selling to students.
00:33:38So every time she attempts to print a paper, she ends up with one of these.
00:33:42You know, that little plant of yours isn't too far from dousing people in gasoline.
00:33:49They've already doused themselves.
00:33:50We're just lighting the match.
00:33:54I don't like it.
00:33:56A lot of people could get hurt like that.
00:33:58None of these people deserve to graduate anyway.
00:34:01We'll go with it.
00:34:20But in the future, we are going to have to sync up on our strategic methods.
00:34:24Meaning, you're going to have to start thinking like me.
00:34:28Do I have to wear the scarf?
00:34:32Uh, yes!
00:34:47Okay, where's the queen now, pandero?
00:34:50What the hell?
00:34:51What's your problem, man?
00:34:52What's your problem?
00:34:53You've been losing us for all day, huh?
00:34:54Huh?
00:34:55You got some...
00:34:56Just shut up.
00:34:57You boys like cards?
00:34:58What do you think, hombre?
00:34:59What do you say to poker?
00:35:00Poker, huh?
00:35:01Poker, huh?
00:35:02Huh?
00:35:03You got some...
00:35:04Just shut up.
00:35:05You boys like cards?
00:35:07What do you think, hombre?
00:35:12What do you say to poker?
00:35:16Poker, huh?
00:35:31I'm not going to lie, man.
00:35:32I'm going to lie.
00:35:33I'm going to lie.
00:35:34I'm going to lie.
00:35:35Let's go.
00:35:36I'm going to lie.
00:35:37Get her.
00:35:38I'm going to lie.
00:35:39Hey Turk, Brandon Gruber.
00:35:41Uh, are you in my new roomie?
00:35:44Hmm.
00:35:46I've never been anyone's roomie before.
00:35:49What a warm sensation.
00:35:52Can you feel it?
00:35:53I'm sorry.
00:35:54I'll open a window.
00:35:56Can you feel it?
00:35:58I'm sorry, I'll open a window.
00:36:14I know when my last roommate was transferred,
00:36:16I was almost sure some freak...
00:36:23I was gonna move in.
00:36:26I hear ya.
00:36:27I had that same fear with my last ten roommates.
00:36:30Oh, your last ten roommates?
00:36:31Yeah.
00:36:32We never quite made it to roomie status.
00:36:39I see you're into crafts.
00:36:42You're not?
00:36:56Which one of you geniuses ordered ethnic minorities in government?
00:37:13Yeah.
00:37:19Thanks.
00:37:25Hundred bucks.
00:37:29You know, I bet there's a real freak underneath that frigid exterior.
00:37:34I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles.
00:37:38Hundred bucks.
00:37:39Yes, sir?
00:37:50Yes, sir?
00:37:52I'm here for the game.
00:37:53Tell me what I want to hear
00:38:00Honey, I'm home
00:38:08Say it right
00:38:11What?
00:38:13Say it
00:38:14Johnny, I'm home
00:38:18Say it, gringo
00:38:21Honey, I'm home
00:38:25I can't hear you
00:38:27Honey, I'm home
00:38:32Again
00:38:35Honey, I'm home
00:38:40Now say it like you love me
00:38:43As this is a cultural studies class, I thought it would be good if we spent some time reading our papers to one another
00:38:57Let each other know how we feel about diversity on campus and in America
00:39:01How does that sound?
00:39:08Good
00:39:09Mr. Roberts, why don't you start?
00:39:13Yeah, Bob
00:39:14Bob
00:39:18Diversity on campus
00:39:28By me
00:39:29Cultural diversity is a necessary part of any university setting
00:39:38It gives the preeminent race a venue to show their superiority
00:39:45Go on, please, we're all adults
00:39:49I think I might have made a mistake
00:39:51Go on, shock us with your insight
00:39:53Minorities
00:39:59Minorities
00:39:59Should be allowed to learn about their place in society
00:40:04Ha, ha, ha
00:40:07Now one more time
00:40:08Just for the ladies
00:40:09Ho, ho, ho
00:40:11Ho, ho, ho
00:40:14Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:40:18Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:40:19Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:40:20Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:40:21Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:40:22Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
00:40:24Man, put it in your door
00:40:27Woo!
00:40:28Too tall so I call you gorda
00:41:00Me house es your casa.
00:41:08It's a nice place you got here, guys.
00:41:09You don't run in your mouth, chico.
00:41:14So, gentlemen, who's feeling lucky?
00:41:18You're going to be lucky if you come out of here with that shirt on.
00:41:24Hey, Ramon.
00:41:30Hey, I thought you guys spoke Espanola, huh?
00:41:41What I said was, John, you talk.
00:41:44He came out tonight.
00:41:46Everything set, Mr. Banderas.
00:41:49What if they see the cameras?
00:41:51They can't. They're moving too fast.
00:41:53What are you talking about?
00:41:54They're attached to the ceiling fan.
00:41:56Four blades, four cameras, four seats.
00:41:58We just calibrated the shutter speed to match the blade rotation.
00:42:02Really?
00:42:04Awesome.
00:42:11What is this?
00:42:14Is this my room?
00:42:16Hey.
00:42:27Wow, you're working on a final or something?
00:42:31Nah.
00:42:33It's amazing what I'll do when I get bored.
00:42:36Oh, yeah?
00:42:37So you're pretty bored, huh?
00:42:41No.
00:42:42They don't have anything.
00:42:49Lay down some more money.
00:42:58I raise you and call you.
00:43:06Now, damn it.
00:43:12Say hello to my little friends.
00:43:25I feel free on those lights.
00:43:27What'd you say, hombre?
00:43:29Uh, I said I could've played all night.
00:43:34That's right.
00:43:35The women's movement is more closely related to a bowel movement.
00:43:45Uh-oh.
00:43:46Look, Mr. Johnson, you made your point.
00:43:48I didn't write this paper.
00:43:49Go on.
00:43:49Keep reading.
00:43:51I think the next paragraph was my favorite.
00:43:58Read.
00:43:59Read.
00:43:59And nothing could be worse
00:44:06than those
00:44:09niggas.
00:44:13Play white boy.
00:44:15Because you're making Ramon
00:44:17very mad.
00:44:18And then the Zionists come in.
00:44:39Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:44:40Easy, hombre.
00:44:41Easy.
00:44:43I want my money, Mark.
00:44:48And then that's why America is a steaming cesspool of diversity.
00:45:10You need to chill with the words.
00:45:12I don't see what the problem is, son.
00:45:14You turned in the same exact paper, word for word.
00:45:19For real?
00:45:19For real.
00:45:22I gotta go.
00:45:23Come back here, you pringo.
00:45:25Come back here right now.
00:45:27I want my money.
00:45:28You cheat.
00:45:28You cheat, Enrique.
00:45:29Nobody cheats, Enrique.
00:45:31I want that shirt.
00:45:32I'm going to kill you.
00:45:33I'm going to kill you, hijo de la gran.
00:45:36Come back here.
00:45:37I got your finger.
00:45:38I got your finger.
00:45:39What was that about?
00:45:42Track and field.
00:45:44Hey, listen, Dalton, how about I come over to the house tonight and cook dinner before
00:45:48we go to the movie?
00:45:49No, no, no, um, we should just meet there, you know, because I don't want to be late.
00:45:56And, uh, we can have popcorn for dinner.
00:45:59You hate popcorn.
00:46:00Microwave popcorn.
00:46:01You know nothing about me.
00:46:08What is going on?
00:46:11Shop put.
00:46:14I don't know.
00:46:15I don't know.
00:46:35I don't know.
00:46:36Why don't you tell me about this girl?
00:46:55Maybe I can help you out.
00:46:57She's a girl.
00:46:58I'm not disarming a bomb.
00:47:01You might be building one.
00:47:03Oh, listen to Mac.
00:47:04He might be able to give you some good advice.
00:47:06Like how to take a slap.
00:47:08Ah, yes.
00:47:09Always turn away from the open hand.
00:47:11Never towards.
00:47:12You gotta roll with it.
00:47:13Hey, good news.
00:47:14Today, McD filed notice that he won't be finishing the semester due to personal reasons.
00:47:23What was that?
00:47:25The door?
00:47:28Our door?
00:47:29Ellie?
00:47:30Hey, Dumb.
00:47:31Hey!
00:47:32Ellie!
00:47:33What the?
00:47:33Wait!
00:47:34Wait!
00:47:35Wait!
00:47:36Wait!
00:47:37Wait!
00:47:38Wait!
00:47:39Wait!
00:47:41Nice place!
00:47:42Do the staring people come with it, too?
00:47:44Um...
00:47:45Wait, wait, don't, don't, don't.
00:47:50Nice place.
00:47:52Do the staring people come with it too?
00:47:55Um, yes, they do actually.
00:47:58Um, this is Mac, my part friend, my friend, my part-time friend.
00:48:04We were, we had a falling out for a while.
00:48:07And this is his...
00:48:09Cousin. Girlfriend!
00:48:10Uh, cousin's girlfriend, Anna.
00:48:14Who would be Anna.
00:48:16And, uh, this is Ellie, my bar friender.
00:48:19Tender, my bartender friend, Ellie.
00:48:22Yeah, I guess I'm his bartender.
00:48:25Yeah.
00:48:26Well, um, I think I have enough for everybody.
00:48:29You know what?
00:48:31Could we do this another time?
00:48:34Why? I thought we had a date tonight.
00:48:38I know, I know, I just, uh, it's not really a good time.
00:48:42Place, really. It's not really, the area's bad.
00:48:46You know, Dalton, I can't figure it out, man.
00:48:49This place, I mean, you dress like a...
00:48:51Dork!
00:48:52Honey!
00:48:54Ellie, please, I'm...
00:48:58You know, uh, Dalton, aren't you late for that appointment?
00:49:01With, uh, Dean?
00:49:03Or something?
00:49:06What was I thinking?
00:49:12Oh, Dalton, uh, you really do have an appointment.
00:49:14What?
00:49:15Yeah, uh, Fred called, uh, from Scooby-Doo.
00:49:18He wants his scarf back.
00:49:23Fascinating.
00:49:24You're telling me you do, in fact, accept cash payments from cheating students in exchange for writing their papers.
00:49:33But you didn't write these papers.
00:49:36Something like that.
00:49:38Is that supposed to make it better?
00:49:41Yes.
00:49:43Get out of my office.
00:49:45Get out of this school!
00:49:48Davis?
00:49:50Yes, sir.
00:49:51Any luck with those pants yet?
00:49:53It's kind of drafty in here.
00:50:04Why does he have a diaphragm?
00:50:06No, a diorama.
00:50:08It's like a box with little things in it, but it's creepier than that.
00:50:11Just relax. You can stay with me for a while.
00:50:13No!
00:50:14I can't come stay with you.
00:50:15Look, I gotta get off campus.
00:50:18I think my life's in danger here.
00:50:20Isn't that a little extreme?
00:50:22Just open it.
00:50:23Beth!
00:50:24I'm obviously a little too scared to open the box, okay?
00:50:26You haven't seen what I've seen.
00:50:29Just open it, you wolf!
00:50:45Don't.
00:50:46Don't.
00:50:49Don't.
00:50:50Hey, Don't.
00:50:51Don't.
00:50:52Hey, Don't.
00:50:53You've got me here.
00:50:54You've got me.
00:51:08Hey, Dalton.
00:51:11Hey, Dalton.
00:51:13Doctor Who called.
00:51:14He wants his scarf.
00:51:16That's got back.
00:51:18Never mind.
00:51:19What's with the threads there, fancy pants?
00:51:20You're spoiling my mood.
00:51:22Eh?
00:51:23Well, this should help.
00:51:24Gruber was officially placed on academic probation today.
00:51:27Missed two crucial tests.
00:51:28No way he can pass now.
00:51:30I think we may have gone too far this time.
00:51:33Meh.
00:51:33Turk was spotted at the craft store.
00:51:35Gruber checked into a motel.
00:51:37I think he's gonna be alright.
00:51:38I hope you saved some money for therapy.
00:51:41I got this one.
00:51:42No, I got it.
00:51:44I'm gonna surprise Ellie tonight.
00:51:46Hmm, that scarf should do it.
00:51:47As long as you don't mind paying for one more.
00:52:08Shit.
00:52:17That's our payment.
00:52:24How did this happen?
00:52:25It happens when you have a set of rules that you break.
00:52:27That's how.
00:52:28It's not your fault, Dalton.
00:52:30Oh, really?
00:52:32Whose fault is it, then?
00:52:33She's right, you know.
00:52:37Prepare for code red.
00:52:38Has it gone that far?
00:52:40Prepare for code red, I said.
00:52:42We're gonna hit Ellie?
00:52:44I've got a set of rules that I have to follow.
00:52:49Oh.
00:52:49Just wanted to let you know, you sleep with your hat on.
00:53:12I've never seen your neck, Dalton.
00:53:14Did you do this?
00:53:17No.
00:53:19Are you mad that I asked?
00:53:21Only if you don't believe me.
00:53:25Was I right, though?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28All three targets were members of the scholarship fund.
00:53:30What about Ellie?
00:53:31Not Ellie.
00:53:35Anna.
00:53:36She does like you, Dalton, but too much to do this.
00:53:39Well, who, then?
00:53:41Because it doesn't matter.
00:53:43I mean, if you really care about Ellie, you shouldn't do this.
00:53:47Don't worry.
00:53:48She's never gonna know.
00:53:50Yeah, but you will.
00:53:57Can I come in?
00:53:59Unless you know something I don't, looks like you just did.
00:54:02I've brought the flowers you asked for.
00:54:03Are they pretty?
00:54:05Yes.
00:54:06Listen, you know I'm with you on this, right?
00:54:10You don't have a choice.
00:54:11I understand that.
00:54:13No.
00:54:14No, I do have a choice.
00:54:15I just, uh, don't want to make it any worse.
00:54:19I think your client would agree with that.
00:54:22What are you talking about?
00:54:24I mean, the girl's bad news, right?
00:54:26She's a journalist, Dalton.
00:54:29So?
00:54:30So?
00:54:32She happens to know where you live?
00:54:34She's been digging around, asking about your job.
00:54:37Dalton, come on.
00:54:38You are front page news.
00:54:40If this girl exposes you, she is just gonna expose your client to.
00:54:43No.
00:54:46Even if she found out, she wouldn't tell anybody.
00:54:49Really?
00:54:51Well, look what you're about to do.
00:54:52You're too good at this.
00:54:56She never has to know it was you.
00:55:02What's code red?
00:55:05Shred everything, scatter the four corners of the earth.
00:55:09There are only three of us, Dalton.
00:55:12Exactly.
00:55:13I have nothing to say to you.
00:55:22We don't have to talk.
00:55:24I don't want to do anything with you.
00:55:28Uh, does that include building sandcastles?
00:55:34Especially building sandcastles.
00:55:38And Dalton, if you bought me flowers, I'm going to kick you in the nuts.
00:55:43No flowers?
00:55:47Never.
00:55:48Flower.
00:55:51Thought you were going to kick me in the nuts.
00:55:53I wanted both.
00:55:57Okay.
00:55:59I quit that job.
00:56:02I'm all yours now.
00:56:06Look, let's just...
00:56:07Let's just go to the beach.
00:56:13This must be serious.
00:56:21Yeah.
00:56:24You don't like the beach so much, do you?
00:56:26I despise it.
00:56:27Then why are we here?
00:56:30Because girls like the beach, right?
00:56:32Uh-huh.
00:56:34Well, since we're here, cheers to sanding your shorts.
00:56:39Yeah.
00:56:40Well, too late for that.
00:56:45Okay, new rule.
00:56:47No more changing subjects.
00:56:49I want to know, in detail,
00:56:52why you don't like the beach?
00:56:57No, it's too personal.
00:56:59I think I deserve something personal.
00:57:01Okay.
00:57:07Okay, fine.
00:57:10When I was a kid, I lived in a place where there was a boat dock on the bay.
00:57:16I never lived more than a few steps from the ocean my entire life.
00:57:20I mean, I used to love it.
00:57:22Every day after school, I would run from the bus right down to the dock.
00:57:30I didn't play baseball or a hula hoop like those other kids.
00:57:34I just wanted to swim, you know.
00:57:38This one day, I ran down to the dock and just jumped, you know.
00:57:42I didn't look.
00:57:43I just jumped.
00:57:44Well, that day, there just happened to be a dead manatee in the water.
00:57:52And he had been there long enough that his body had started to decay.
00:58:00I jumped right through him.
00:58:03I jumped through the carcass of a dead manatee.
00:58:09Mama!
00:58:11Tom!
00:58:11Mama!
00:58:13Mama!
00:58:14That was personal.
00:58:19I told you.
00:58:23Do you realize that we've been together for 12 hours?
00:58:27Non-stop.
00:58:29We've eaten two meals together.
00:58:31In a row.
00:58:33Wow, that's kind of nice.
00:58:37I say we make it three meals in a row.
00:58:41But we just had dinner.
00:58:42So...
00:58:43So...
00:58:43So...
00:58:44What do you think?
00:59:08I think the scarf is a little over the top.
00:59:19I thought I could pull it off.
00:59:21I think I could pull it off.
00:59:24Stop it.
00:59:25I have to go to class.
00:59:27I'm turning in my piece today.
00:59:28Really?
00:59:30You can hide a gun in that outfit?
00:59:33No.
00:59:33It's a paper that I've been writing.
00:59:35I think it's going to get published.
00:59:37Great!
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:39All right.
00:59:41Yeah.
00:59:41He has to help.
00:59:57Okay.
00:59:57Hi guys, listen Dalton, I'm going to have to take a rain check on the coffee because
01:00:17I have to get to class.
01:00:19Okay.
01:00:20Okay.
01:00:21I didn't realize that lady was kidding.
01:00:26I hope this means you've changed your mind.
01:00:35Uh, no, no, I like the one I have just fine, thanks.
01:00:42You've hit rock bottom, man.
01:00:43The only way you can get lower is if you laid down.
01:00:46Oh.
01:00:48Now you have morals.
01:00:49We're ruining people's lives here, okay?
01:00:51And that coat of yours is a fine insulator, but I just don't have the stomach for it.
01:00:55Come on, Mac.
01:00:56We're only ruining their lives on campus.
01:00:58That's another cozy mantra.
01:00:59And things fell apart when she came around.
01:01:02Are you calling her a Yoko now?
01:01:04How could I forget the clever analogies?
01:01:06You know what?
01:01:07You two deserve each other.
01:01:08Look, can I have one last request?
01:01:09We'll see.
01:01:10Just tell me when the ball is snapped, okay?
01:01:12Whatever.
01:01:13Fine.
01:01:14Fine.
01:01:15Good.
01:01:16Leave.
01:01:17See if I care.
01:01:20Coffee?
01:01:21Okay.
01:01:22Shit.
01:01:23Davis.
01:01:24At this point, I don't really care how well the pants fit.
01:01:29I can't keep running this campaign from behind this desk.
01:01:30I'm sorry, sir.
01:01:31I'll get right on top of it, sir.
01:01:36Davis.
01:01:37You can go now.
01:01:38Yes, sir.
01:01:39And don't worry about your pants, sir.
01:01:41Thank you, Davis.
01:01:42You can go now.
01:01:43Yes, sir.
01:01:44And don't worry about your pants, sir.
01:01:45Thank you, Davis.
01:01:46I'm sorry, sir.
01:01:47I'm sorry.
01:01:48I'll get right on top of it, sir.
01:01:51from behind this desk i'm sorry sir i'll get right on top of it sir davis
01:02:01you can go now yes sir and don't worry about your pants thank you davis you're welcome sir
01:02:10and uh
01:02:13what's with the long face it's finished i'm just here for the money
01:02:19i thought you would have figured this out by now that's not cash you're getting very good at this
01:02:35you're not paying why would you think i would pay if i had that kind of money i wouldn't have needed
01:02:42your boyfriend so this is how you make good on your promises promises to thugs who accept money
01:02:50to destroy other people's lives the difference between you and me is that i'm succeeding and
01:02:58you're surviving well i guess i got a lot to learn lesson number one never incriminate yourself
01:03:14ellie hi is dalton home um no no okay hey ellie
01:03:21uh there's something i have to tell you what is it um
01:03:32there's some pizzelles in the kitchen well thanks mac i love your pizzelles
01:03:51um
01:03:59um
01:04:05um
01:04:11um
01:04:19I was expelled today.
01:04:29I know.
01:04:31Nothing about that, really.
01:04:34Then what's this all about?
01:04:35I'm making you a scrapbook.
01:04:41I'm sorry.
01:04:43I'm going to set it all straight, I promise you.
01:04:44I don't see how you can't.
01:04:46I read your article.
01:04:47Alright, it's all coming together.
01:04:48I can fix this.
01:04:50I just need your help.
01:05:05Yeah.
01:05:06The ball's been snapped.
01:05:08If you hurry, you can get the interception.
01:05:13You're right, you know.
01:05:15Would you believe I'm laying down right now?
01:05:17Well, this is worth getting up for.
01:05:20You know, the ball waits for...
01:05:21I believe that's for me.
01:05:43Mac.
01:05:52Mac.
01:05:54Who's next?
01:05:55My mother?
01:06:00I wish that was true.
01:06:01Dalton, I am sorry.
01:06:02I was just a courier.
01:06:04I think you were a little more involved than that, Anna.
01:06:06Ellie was exposing Brennan.
01:06:08Not me.
01:06:09I never meant to hurt you.
01:06:10I never meant to hurt you.
01:06:11I know what you're doing for Brennan.
01:06:13Okay?
01:06:14Those scholarship funds are meant for...
01:06:17scholarships.
01:06:21What are you going to do?
01:06:22I can't do this without you, so I think the question is, what are you going to do?
01:06:35Whatever it takes.
01:06:40Meet me out front in five minutes.
01:06:42I've got to take care of something.
01:06:43We're all good.
01:06:54Does this mean you're doing the right thing?
01:06:56How does Operation Infinite Justice sound?
01:07:00Sounds like we're back in business.
01:07:02Hmm.
01:07:03Don't you believe you're the first person to take this one out?
01:07:06Breaking with tradition, I guess.
01:07:08Is this your way of apologizing to me?
01:07:10Don't be ridiculous.
01:07:11Well, I love you too.
01:07:12Listen, call the kids, make sure they're home for dinner.
01:07:16Dinner awaits for no...
01:07:17I love this book.
01:07:18It's got one of those all-time great endings.
01:07:23I hope so.
01:07:32I forgot the book.
01:07:33So now, you're saying that the President of the United States had us expelled.
01:07:42You see, Brennan was using the scholarship fund to launder campaign contributions from less
01:08:00reputable sources.
01:08:01But the money got spent, the sources dried up, and you guys were costing him a lot of money
01:08:06So, his plan was to get us kicked out of school so that he wouldn't have to pay.
01:08:13We lost my vote.
01:08:16And now this guy's running the country.
01:08:21Yeah.
01:08:22Yeah, that's what's happening.
01:08:24So, do we have a deal?
01:08:25Holy!
01:08:27Oh, yeah.
01:08:28They took my finger.
01:08:30But I took their money.
01:08:31Eh, eh, wah, eh?
01:08:43Um...
01:08:44So we're square then.
01:08:46I just want a piece of the president.
01:09:00You know what you have to do, right?
01:09:01Yeah.
01:09:01Okay. Short leash. Very short leash.
01:09:05Understood.
01:09:06I liked it better when we picked it in code.
01:09:08Oh, forget this.
01:09:16Thank you for having me here today.
01:09:22I think you'll be very interested in what I have to say.
01:09:25Well, now, it's our pleasure, miss.
01:09:27Now, what can we do for you?
01:09:32Christine said there are a bunch of protesters outside the press conference.
01:09:35Any good news yet?
01:09:37Great news, actually.
01:09:38I was waiting to tell you, but...
01:09:41Excuse me.
01:09:43Who are you?
01:09:44It's all right, Davis. I'll be out in about five minutes.
01:09:48Yes, sir.
01:10:01What are you going to do? Hit me, son?
01:10:03You are way behind me.
01:10:05Damn straight. It's been 25 years since I had your job.
01:10:09Yeah, I thought we may have that in common.
01:10:11Oh, I bet we have a lot in common.
01:10:14I don't think I'm anything like you.
01:10:17We don't have to like each other for me to appreciate a job well done.
01:10:22Listen, I got a question for you.
01:10:24Did you ever think of yourself as a hitman?
01:10:29I never really thought about it.
01:10:32Well, there's one thing we don't have in common right there.
01:10:35We're not finished here yet, are we?
01:10:37Actually, uh, I think we're both finished.
01:10:41In fact...
01:10:41Before you prattle on with accusations, I know you don't have any evidence connecting me to your activities.
01:10:47Are you going to let me fish, Chief?
01:10:50Very well. Be my guest.
01:10:51Well, I thought you'd like to know that, uh, three exceptionally talented students were let back into the university today by the school board.
01:11:01Excuse me?
01:11:02The three scholarship students.
01:11:04Their records were expunged.
01:11:05I don't think so.
01:11:06Unfortunately, I had to take their place.
01:11:11Davis, can you please contact the university and verify the unfortunate status of our scholarship students?
01:11:19Don't have to, sir.
01:11:20That was the great news.
01:11:21There was a clerical mistake.
01:11:23All the students are still enrolled.
01:11:25Um, Mr. Brennan?
01:11:27There are a lot of people waiting.
01:11:30Hello?
01:11:30Son of a bitch!
01:11:31You knew boyfriends are a real pain in the ass.
01:11:41Boyfriends are a real pain in the ass.
01:11:44I hope you have some good news for me.
01:11:46Sure do.
01:11:48Atta girl.
01:11:50This is a copy of documentation on its way to the Herald.
01:11:57Do you think they're going to print an article written by a college girl?
01:12:01Who would believe that I hired a kid to help me get scholarship students expelled?
01:12:09You know what?
01:12:10You're right.
01:12:11What was I thinking?
01:12:13You tried real hard, kid.
01:12:16Oh!
01:12:20One more thing, chief.
01:12:22What is it, son?
01:12:26Never mind.
01:12:31I can't explain.
01:12:42This is not what it appears.
01:12:44I'm not a crook.
01:12:47Love me, Dean.
01:12:49Love me, Dean.
01:12:51You know, I really did want to be a tit man.
01:12:55Well, you won't.
01:12:58Well, you had made a good one.
01:13:00You had the lying and the deceit.
01:13:03And they hit you down pretty well.
01:13:05Hey, thanks.
01:13:06Yeah, I'll probably get that.
01:13:07Nice.
01:13:07Good.
01:13:08Well, congratulations, everybody.
01:13:11We did it.
01:13:11We sure did.
01:13:13Mm-hmm.
01:13:14Who are you?
01:13:16What?
01:13:18Oh, right.
01:13:20Oh, Maggie.
01:13:24So, going solo, huh?
01:13:27Yep.
01:13:27Well, I am, anyway.
01:13:35Doc, I don't believe what you did for me.
01:13:38What do you mean for us?
01:13:48You know, there's no Dalton Monroe enrolled in our school.
01:13:54Well, I wonder who they're going to kick out, then.
01:14:00Here we go, here we are, settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:14:06Here we go, here we are, settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:14:07Here we go, here we go, here we are, settle deep in the dark of American night.
01:14:15Here we go, it ain't far.
01:14:17It's a paper that I've been working on.
01:14:26It's a paper that I've been working on. I think it might get published. Great!
01:14:56So you're breaking rule number one. What? Oh, that's not the right words. You're breaking the first rule, right? I'm sorry about that.
01:15:03Change. Change. Change.
01:15:11What is that coming up straight?
01:15:13There are only three of us, Stolton.
01:15:20Big time time! God!
01:15:26Sorry!
01:15:27Howdy!
01:15:29Hi!
01:15:34Get back, get back, get back, get back!
01:15:44Oh, three of us.
01:15:46Oh, three of us.
01:15:48Oh, three of us.
01:15:49Oh, three of us.
01:15:51Whew.
01:15:52Yep.
01:15:53There we go!
01:15:54So...
01:15:55Here we go!
01:15:56Free cover, frigid exterior.
01:16:01I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles.
01:16:07I bet there's a real queen under all those muscles.
01:16:17Quick.
01:16:18Let's get back one, guys.
01:16:19No.
01:16:20Harder.
01:16:21Take two.
01:16:28Take two.
01:16:29Marker.
01:16:30I am not a crook.
01:16:31You can't explain it.
01:16:32It's harder without it.
01:16:34Five, eight, take two.
01:16:35Marker.
01:16:39I am not a crook.
01:16:40You can't explain it.
01:16:43Five, eight, take two.
01:16:45Marker.
01:16:46I heard he once killed 40 men with his bare hands, but how would he convert them?
01:17:10I wore gloves.
01:17:19Our work here is done.
01:17:40It's a nice place you got here.
01:17:48Do the trick in your mouth, Rico!
01:17:51I have to enter class.
01:17:54I have to throw in a paper today.
01:17:57A paper?
01:17:58Let's see, I have this piece.
01:18:00Oh, piece, right.
01:18:02I don't think you can hide a gun in that outfit over there.
01:18:07What did you say, hombre?
01:18:19What if they see the fans?
01:18:21I mean, yeah, the camera.
01:18:23Dad.
01:18:24What if they see the fans?
01:18:26They'll know everything.
01:18:28Okay.
01:18:29You are never a shit if you're little.
01:18:34Get up, guys.
01:18:35Get up!
01:18:36Get up!
01:18:37Get up!
01:18:38Get up!
01:18:39Get!
01:18:40And I'm on the chair's horse
01:18:42I still feel no remorse
01:18:46And I'm on the face of your way
01:18:50Cause you used to sense your future
01:18:55You used to sense your future
01:18:59You used to sense your future
01:19:03You used to sense your future
01:19:07I'm back to you!
01:19:10I don't do it, but now
01:19:12Yeah
01:19:40And I'm just looking at you
01:19:45Knowing that I, I'm part of your world
01:19:53Knowing that I'm the one you call your girl
01:19:57Knowing that I, I have you to myself
01:20:03Knowing that I don't want nobody else
01:20:07Cause you, you're the one that I adore
01:20:13You're, you're the one for whom I shut my bedrooms up
01:20:18You're the one I give my heart to
01:20:23Because you're, because you're you
01:20:31It's been a while, we've been together
01:20:43And I don't plan to leave your side, no never
01:20:48You make me wanna cry
01:20:52Smiling just won't do, it won't do
01:20:55Not the way I feel for you
01:20:58Cause you, you're the one that I adore
01:21:04You're the one for whom I shut my bedrooms up
01:21:09You're the one I give my heart to
01:21:14And because you're, and because you're you
01:21:20Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
01:21:28And because you're you
01:21:32Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
01:21:36Now I hope you understand
01:21:46That I love the fact that
01:21:54You are my man
01:21:58Cause you, you're the one that I adore
01:22:05You're the one for whom I shut my bedrooms up
01:22:10You're the one I give my heart to
01:22:15And because you're, and because you're you
01:22:21You're the one that I adore
01:22:25You're the only one, my arms are reaching toes
01:22:31You're the one I give my heart to
01:22:35And because you're, and because you're, and because you're you
01:22:46You're the one I give my heart to
01:23:16And because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and because you're, and