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00:00Excuse me, everybody, can I have your attention?
00:02I have some really great news.
00:04ABC wants to put on an all-new primetime series starring the Muppets.
00:10God bless America and its magnificent broadcasting company.
00:15The show's gonna be all about our personal lives.
00:19I hate the ball fight.
00:20Behind the scenes, how'd the surgery go?
00:22Oh, fine.
00:24But I kept biting the stitches off, so I threw this thing on.
00:26Our relationships, I don't see how it's ever gonna work out with you or not.
00:30You can say it, Dad.
00:32He's a bear.
00:34Sort of an adult Muppet show.
00:36If you have children, how will you raise them?
00:38Where will they go to the bathroom in the woods?
00:39Okay, that is an offensive stereotype.
00:42How about we film the series in that crazy handheld documentary style
00:47and have cutaways to one-on-one interviews?
00:49Cut to interviews?
00:50That is just a totally overused device to make easy jokes.
00:53You know, talking to the camera about how you really feel
00:56and then cutting back and saying something completely different.
00:59I just hate that.
01:00I love it.
01:01Great device.
01:02What has two ears, a snout, and isn't doing the show?
01:05Kermit!
01:06What a pleasant surprise to see you and whoever you are.
01:10Are you kidding?
01:11We made like six movies together, three TV shows.
01:13We did love letters for a month at the Fisher Theater in Detroit.
01:16I want to say, Gary?
01:19Sure, let's go with Gary.
01:20I really hope you're not turning it down because of us.
01:23This has nothing to do with who and why.
01:25I can hear you move on.
01:27What can I say, Gonzo?
01:28I'm attracted to pigs.
01:30Kermit!
01:31The band.
01:31They're always happy.
01:33Legally, no.
01:33Pig.
01:34The bag is back and ready to put on us!
01:38Ozzy!
01:39Trust me!
01:40And?
01:41Some incredibly obscure muffins that no one remembers.
01:44And you are, uh...
01:46I think I was in a holiday special or something.
01:49They're all back!
01:50This just in!
01:51Verdingers, de-reesty, re-tten!
01:55Like you've never seen them before!
01:58And I'm on the note that they have tasteful of!
02:00Thanks, that's very generous.
02:02Why'd you change your mind?
02:03This is my family!
02:05You know, Gary!
02:07Uh...
02:07The tooth guy!
02:09Oh, right.
02:09That blue one over there?
02:11No, I didn't!
02:12With the movie to be with Kermit!
02:14Where did you get that from?
02:16I mean, why would you even think that?
02:18So gimmicky.
02:21Tokyo Wacky!
02:24You made my life a bacon rattle on Earth.
02:29Uh, which way do I turn on the knob if I think this Muppet show is terrible?
02:32To the left!
02:34Hmm.
02:34We'll go any further!
02:35Sure it will!
02:36I turned mine so far I broke it!
02:38No!
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