00:00I could hear him karaoke-ing from another backyard.
00:02I was like, I know that karaoke.
00:05Yep, I'm a crooner.
00:06What can I say?
00:06I'm a crooner.
00:07Hi, I'm Macaulay Culkin.
00:09And I'm Brenda Song.
00:10And today, we are going to see who knows each other's career
00:13better.
00:16I think I'm going to do OK.
00:18I'm just, I'm very competitive.
00:19And I know we're not keeping score,
00:20but I'm going to keep mental score.
00:21No, we're going to keep score.
00:24All right, well, good luck.
00:25Yeah, oh, yeah, good luck.
00:27Are you ready, honey?
00:28Yes, I'm ready.
00:28OK.
00:29What was my first acting gig?
00:32Santa Claus with Muscles?
00:33Nope.
00:34I never saw Santa Claus with Muscles.
00:35Sorry.
00:36How dare you?
00:36I just knew you were in it.
00:37My best work, my best work.
00:38I just knew you were in it.
00:40See, both of us star in Christmas movies.
00:42Yeah, true.
00:43Wow, yeah.
00:45First commercial was Little Caesar's Pizza commercial.
00:48OK.
00:49And first, like, show was Thunder Alley.
00:53Maybe I'm going to win this.
00:54All right, well, fine.
00:55OK, which role did I prepare for by visiting
00:58someone in prison?
01:01Party Monster?
01:02Yes.
01:03Like Oleg, right?
01:04Yes, yes, yes.
01:06Party Monster is one of my favorite movies.
01:07I love that movie.
01:07Oh, thanks.
01:08So you're the one.
01:10How dare you?
01:11What was Lennon Tiffin's go-to catchphrase?
01:15Yay me.
01:17More shopping.
01:18Yay me.
01:20That's easy.
01:20That's easy.
01:21That's a layup.
01:22All right, all right.
01:23That's a layup.
01:24OK, which past co-star left a permanent scar on my finger?
01:28Joe Pesci in Home Alone.
01:30He bit your finger when you were hanging on the back of the wall.
01:31You told me that story.
01:32There it is.
01:33There it is.
01:34Can you kiss my boo-boo?
01:36Thank you, baby.
01:37Do you remember your reaction when he bit your finger?
01:39Yeah, I said, ow.
01:41I was like, ah.
01:42And it was during rehearsal.
01:43And we were kind of just rehearsing.
01:44And nobody was paying attention.
01:46And I could see his face.
01:47And he was like, oh my god, I bit a child.
01:51And it was a little bit of like, don't tell anyone, kid.
01:53But I didn't snitch.
01:54I didn't snitch on him.
01:55It was until I was an adult where I actually told that story.
01:58I'm not even sure if I know this one.
02:00What was my first titular role?
02:01Tell me.
02:01Oh, gosh.
02:02I think it's the Netflix one that you did.
02:04Something Strange or Something.
02:05No?
02:06No?
02:06I think it's Wendy Wu.
02:08Oh, yeah.
02:09Homecoming Warrior.
02:10Yep.
02:11Yes.
02:12Am I wrong?
02:13Oh, I got my own quiz right.
02:15Yes, yes, yes.
02:16Oh, man.
02:17We actually had the poster up in the house for a while.
02:19It's just an amazing poster.
02:20Like, I wish I mocked that up.
02:22Hey, I actually had to do that.
02:23They had me on like, I was in a harness.
02:26They had to pull me up and I had to kick and smile at the same time, honey.
02:30Wow.
02:30Multi-talented over here.
02:31I know.
02:31Look at you.
02:32You're so lucky.
02:33Yeah.
02:33Miss kick-smile over here.
02:35Luckily, I never had to use my skills on you, honey.
02:37Yes.
02:37Maybe we can strut your stuff after this.
02:39Oh, god.
02:39OK, continue.
02:40Next question.
02:40All right.
02:41All right, this one's not too hard.
02:42OK.
02:43In which 2004 comedy did I play Mandy Moore's brother?
02:46Saved.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Yeah, yeah.
02:49I still haven't seen it, though.
02:50You're not the only one.
02:52Which of your former co-stars did I
02:54star alongside in The Last Showgirl?
02:57Oh, Jamie Lee Curtis.
02:58The best.
02:58She's the best.
02:59She was the sweetest.
03:00I forced Mac to come up to the shoot with me.
03:02And we lived in Vegas for a month.
03:03Yep.
03:04And we walked in and Jamie writes children's books.
03:07And she had a stack of children's books
03:09that she personalized to our kids.
03:11Each one to our kids.
03:12It was the sweetest thing.
03:12I'd never met her.
03:13And she's just wonderful.
03:14Yeah, and visited on set.
03:15Yeah.
03:16And like, yeah, just hadn't seen her in like 30 years.
03:19She's the best.
03:19Yeah, no, yeah.
03:20She's the best.
03:21I miss her.
03:22What was the last film I appeared in before going
03:25on a decades-long hiatus?
03:27I don't know if it's Rich Rich or Getting Even with Dad.
03:29And then you went on a big break.
03:31Oh, gosh.
03:31Hold on.
03:32Hold on.
03:32Hold on.
03:34I'll say Getting Even with Dad.
03:37Rich Rich?
03:38Dang it!
03:39I was kind of right.
03:40I knew it was one of those two.
03:42Yeah, yeah.
03:42No, you certainly did.
03:43And then you did a big break.
03:43And then it's saved in the Party Monster.
03:45Yeah.
03:45You had a coin flip and you blew it.
03:48I feel like I get like half a point.
03:50Nah.
03:50How dare you?
03:53I don't know if you'll listen.
03:54Maybe you will.
03:55All right.
03:55What TV series did I guest star on alongside America Ferreira?
04:00Oh, my goodness.
04:01I kind of know this one.
04:04Hold on.
04:04Hold on.
04:05New Girl?
04:06No.
04:07No.
04:07Superstore.
04:08Super?
04:08You were in Superstore?
04:09Yeah, Superstore, yep.
04:10I had absolutely no idea that you were on that show.
04:12I did.
04:13I did.
04:13OK.
04:14This one shouldn't be too hard.
04:15OK.
04:16Name three actresses who have played my mom on screen.
04:19Oh, I think you told me this.
04:20Hold on.
04:20One of them is Farrah Fawcett.
04:22Yeah.
04:23Oh, yes.
04:23Catherine O'Hara.
04:24Yeah, that's the layup.
04:25And then who played your mom in Rock at Gibraltar?
04:30Ooh, that's a deep cut.
04:32I know.
04:32That's what I'm trying to think of, but I can't.
04:34That's a deep pull.
04:35I mean, I pulled out Farrah Fawcett, OK?
04:37Yeah, that's a good pull.
04:38That's a strong pull.
04:41I don't know the third one.
04:42The one you were trying to pull was Patricia Clarkson.
04:44That's what it was.
04:45Oh!
04:45Yeah.
04:46Yeah.
04:46She played my mom in my first movie.
04:48Yes, in Rock at Gibraltar.
04:49Yes, yes.
04:50So I get like three quarters of a point.
04:51No.
04:53Incomplete.
04:54OK.
04:55In which Fox sitcom did my on-screen love interest steal my cat?
05:00Oh, I'm going to go back to New Girl.
05:03Yes, you got it.
05:04Yes, yes, yeah.
05:05Lamorne, who you just met, actually.
05:06Oh, indeed.
05:07Yes.
05:08Finish this iconic My Girl line.
05:10OK.
05:10You can't marry a teacher.
05:12It's blank.
05:13Oh, no.
05:15I don't know it.
05:18It's a crime.
05:20Oh, no.
05:21It's against the law.
05:23Yeah.
05:24I'm mad at myself.
05:27What's your favorite line from any of your films?
05:29Sometimes, like, you know, I pay something for cash.
05:32And then, like, you know, they only give me like a buck or something.
05:35Just keep the change.
05:36Keep the change, you filthy animal.
05:39Or they just go, oh, no, never mind.
05:40Your money's no good here.
05:41Like, you know.
05:43Name three animated series that I have starred in.
05:46Amphibia.
05:48The Proud Family.
05:49No, Phineas and Ferb.
05:52Both.
05:53No.
05:54Oh, and I don't know.
05:56I don't.
05:57OK.
05:58Well, I was in The Proud Family.
05:59OK, I knew that one.
06:00And Blue-Eyed Samurai.
06:01Oh, yeah, duh.
06:02That's the lowest one.
06:03I didn't know you were going to be so mad about that.
06:05We just went to the after party.
06:06I know.
06:07We just started season two.
06:09The low-hanging fruit, and I missed.
06:11I couldn't pluck it.
06:12I don't think you're going to get this one, but maybe.
06:14How dare you?
06:15What's my character's name in Righteous Gemstones?
06:17Oh, dang it.
06:19I don't think you're going to get this one.
06:20No, I don't.
06:23Baby Billy Jr.
06:24No, no.
06:25I'm Harmon.
06:26Harmon.
06:27Yeah.
06:28It's not like a Dave.
06:30OK, all right.
06:31I don't think you're going to get this one either.
06:33OK.
06:34Finish this iconic doll face line.
06:36Oh, my goodness.
06:37You need to find an apartment that's aspirational.
06:39Something that says, blank.
06:41Oh, my goodness.
06:42Oh, my goodness.
06:48Poop.
06:49I'm going to guess poop.
06:50How dare you?
06:52I put the sexy in successful.
06:54Oh, OK.
06:55Yes.
06:56Yeah, no.
06:57You don't remember.
06:58You're blanking.
06:59You're lying.
07:00You don't know.
07:01I don't know.
07:02I never said.
07:03I was going to go, uh, no.
07:04You were in doll face, too.
07:05I know, yeah.
07:06That was not my episode.
07:07It was not.
07:08I clearly haven't seen it.
07:09How long did Timmy Gleason lip sync in Getting Even with Dad?
07:13Oh, no.
07:16Honey, I'll be honest.
07:17I never saw that.
07:18I never saw it either.
07:19Really?
07:20No, I saw it.
07:21I went to the premiere.
07:22I don't know.
07:23But I remember your, like, malady haircut.
07:24Yes, exactly.
07:25Yeah.
07:26What was it?
07:27Me, too.
07:28I'm sure it's, uh, Do You Love Me?
07:29Maybe we'll watch that.
07:30I'm forcing you to watch all your old movies.
07:31No, man.
07:32We can skip that one.
07:33It's cool.
07:34Do you guys have a go-to karaoke song?
07:35Oh, I.
07:36I know mine.
07:37Oh, yes.
07:38The Frank Sinatra.
07:39Yeah.
07:40The Frank Sinatra.
07:41Our neighbors were having, like, a party with their karaoke.
07:42Oh, yeah.
07:43And she, like, she couldn't.
07:44She didn't want to go.
07:45Or she was sick or something.
07:46I was putting the kids to bed.
07:47Yeah, yeah.
07:48She heard My Way being sung.
07:49I texted her.
07:50I was like, are you karaoke-ing right now?
07:51Are you singing My Way?
07:52Like, yes, you're.
07:53I've been hearing karaoke-ing from another backyard.
07:55I was like, I know that karaoke.
07:57Yep.
07:58I'm a crooner.
07:59What can I say?
08:00I'm a crooner.
08:01All right.
08:02It's time for the quickie.
08:03We have 30 seconds to answer as many of these questions as we can.
08:06Who's better at auditioning?
08:08Who can memorize lines fastest?
08:11Who's more likely to steal something from set?
08:13Oh, yeah.
08:14Yes, you.
08:15Who would make the better director?
08:16You.
08:17I'm a better producer.
08:18You're probably a better director.
08:19Who's more likely to show up to set on time?
08:22Me.
08:23How dare you?
08:24Probably you, though.
08:25Who's better at early call times?
08:26Me.
08:27Yeah, yeah.
08:28If we weren't actors, who would make the better PA?
08:29Me.
08:30Yeah, yeah.
08:31Yeah.
08:32Who's most likely to leave the wrap party last?
08:34You.
08:35Yeah.
08:36We're quick.
08:37Well, yeah, we get it.
08:38We're the best.
08:40We both won at life, but I won at these quizzes.
08:42I don't know about that.
08:44But all right, fine.
08:45Thanks so much for watching.
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