00:00I bring greetings from the 45th president of the United States of America, President Donald Trump.
00:17In less than two years,
00:19my administration has accomplished more than
00:23almost any administration in the history of our country.
00:28America's so true.
00:36Didn't expect that reaction, but that's okay.
00:40I think the next president needs to be a lot quieter,
00:42but send a signal that we're prepared to act in the national security interests of this country to get back in the business of
00:49creating a more peaceful world.
00:52Please clap.
00:57Back in the 80s, Richard was also a five-time Jeopardy! champion and a semi-finalist in the Tournament of Champions. Not too shabby.
01:06That's why all his confirmation, all his answers at his confirmation hearings will be in the form of a question.
01:16That's a joke.
01:27No one has benefited more from our thriving economy than women who have filled 58% of the newly created jobs last year.
01:52You weren't supposed to do that. Thank you very much.
01:58We got rid of one rule from 40 years ago that could have forced some dairy farmers to spend
02:04$10,000 a year proving that they could contain a spill.
02:07Because milk was somehow classified as an oil.
02:12With a rule like that, I guess it was worth crying over spilled milk.
02:20I think the EU,
02:22we're going to be meeting with them fairly soon. They want to see if they can work something out.
02:26And that'll be good. And if we do work it out, that'll be positive.
02:29And if we don't, it'll be positive also, because we're just thinking about those cars that pour in here.
02:35We'll do something, right? But it'll be positive.
02:40I usually tell a bunch of jokes at these events, but with Patriots in Town, I was worried that 11 out of 12 of them would fall flat.
02:56Out of the show.
02:57Alright, alright, alright.
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