00:00Coming this summer
00:05The story of Batman's greatest ally
00:09And best friend in the whole world
00:14The movie it's time to clean up this city
00:19That actually does look pretty good
00:22Just a young gun, with a quick fuse
00:24They're really making movies about every superhero
00:27Has there been a movie about you?
00:29There was a Green Lantern movie, but we don't talk about that
00:33It's time they make one about me
00:35I'm afraid it's no, I only make movies about real superheroes
00:39In my mouth came a big star
00:41Why don't they take us seriously?
00:43Titans, you guys are never actually doing anything heroic
00:47What about that time we discovered that sweet diner
00:50And they had that food
00:52That wasn't even a crime
00:54You didn't save anything
00:56We save room for design
01:00Having a movie is the only way to be seen as a real hero
01:04What about an arch nemesis?
01:13Stop right there
01:15Deadpool?
01:17What? Why does everybody think I'm Deadpool?
01:19Deadpool was a good guy
01:21By the way, he should be saying that he's not me
01:23Because I came out like way before he did
01:25Nah, I'm pretty sure you're Deadpool
01:27I am Slade
01:32If we can make him our arch nemesis
01:34Then they will see that we're worthy of a movie
01:38I'm not interested in fighting a bunch of sidekicks and half a robot
01:44Oh man, I'm never letting you fly my body again
01:46The whole world will be under my control
01:50Woo! Destroy them
01:52How big is your army? A hundred thousand
01:54Hope for the mighty Abby
02:09We're taking you down
02:11How are you gonna do it?
02:13Are you gonna fart on me? You wanna have a dance off?
02:15You're gonna annoy me to death with your waffles?
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