00:00♪♪♪
00:02♪♪♪
00:04Did my daughter Eloise come?
00:05She left a note for you.
00:06We can just read it ourselves.
00:08Dear Mom, Alice and Paul.
00:10All I've ever wanted was to feel like a part of this family.
00:12I thought maybe my wedding would be a chance to reconnect.
00:15No fighting!
00:18I see now that maybe we were never really connected.
00:22Wow. That's a real shame, ain't it?
00:24♪♪♪
00:28Hi, sis.
00:30Oh, my God. Have you seen this invitation?
00:32Are you going to the wedding?
00:33Eloise is our half-sister, which means we can half-ass the relationship.
00:36My rich sister chose to stay in London
00:39and shove fish and chips up her butt.
00:41That's not how you eat them.
00:43This is nice.
00:45My company upgraded me.
00:47Very cool, country mouse.
00:48I figured that everyone in business class
00:50was going to be hot and mean like you.
00:52They got Paddington on this flight?
00:53Stink.
00:55♪♪♪
00:58Alice!
00:59My sister's the worst.
01:01Thank you for coming to England for my nuptials.
01:03She's like net-a-porter and I'm like Nordstrom Rack.
01:06Alice, the wine is spilling.
01:08You bet it is, Mom.
01:09She sounds like a monster.
01:11So lovely having you all here.
01:13Only 72 hours until the big I2.
01:15Oh, my God. Alice.
01:17I'm done.
01:18I think I just had some bad chicken.
01:19I don't have any chicken.
01:21♪♪♪
01:23It's wonderful being here with my children
01:25and all their friends.
01:26You know he's not my friend.
01:27You know I support you.
01:28Excuse me, sir.
01:29Yes?
01:30He's my son.
01:31What's happening here?
01:32And they do sex things.
01:33It's A-OK with me and I'm proud.
01:36I'm getting married and it's not going to be OK!
01:39From this moment forward,
01:40you will behave like a normal family
01:42who is here to happily celebrate a loved one's wedding.
01:45Is that understood?
01:47She's even prettier when she's angry.
01:49Absolutely radiant.
01:50♪♪♪
01:57Hahaha!
01:58Do you think this is funny?
01:59I do!
02:00You know how at every wedding there are those people
02:02everyone talk about after?
02:04Cousin Randy.
02:05Ew.
02:06We're those people this time.
02:07Oh, savage mom.
02:09♪♪♪
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