00:00This is the museum audio guide, take one, hundred, and three.
00:09The world is full of wonder, mystery, and culture, but it's also big and who has the time, eh?
00:16So, here at our museum, we grab that culture by the, uh, foot and bring it right to you.
00:25Prehistory, time before time knew what time it was.
00:31Here, we have a primitive computer, so ancient, so rudimentary, we think it could be at least three years old.
00:39And over to your left, you'll see a child climbing the, oh my, no, perhaps to the right, where we have, oh good heavens, um, I mean, look up!
00:50This can't be good.
00:52Ah, that's one of our experts returning now with an exciting new exhibit.
00:58Oh my, this one appears to be interactive.
01:03Those sound like screams of delight from our poltergeists in the ghost exhibit, where everyone is dead.
01:13Excited to meet you.
01:15Don't be alarmed, madam, I'm completely safe.
01:19And this soundproof door gives our experts the total silence they need as they handle this delicate spectral essence.
01:27Isn't that right, Steve?
01:34Um, and there's also a brand new position open in maintenance.
01:40As a museum, tight security is a must.
01:45By covertly monitoring all suspected master criminals, we make sure that everything remains as safe as, hold on a second, you there!
01:55That belongs in a bathroom!
02:01And that concludes our tour of our magnificent museum.
02:05Tell your friends, bring your family.
02:09After all, you can't spell museum without you and me.
02:16Um.
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