00:00Honey, I am so sorry.
00:02Maybe we could, uh, stop the sale
00:04or buy it back or do something.
00:06I don't know.
00:07Bobby, face it.
00:09It's over. There's nothing we can do.
00:10Yeah.
00:11Ah!
00:13What are you doing here?
00:14Okay, there's no time.
00:15I'm here to save you, Rubes.
00:16Hey, do you want your bottle back?
00:18Desperately.
00:19How'd you know?
00:20Oh, please.
00:21Go to a cattle auction.
00:22People with seller's remorse
00:23are as common as wannabe cowboys
00:25with fake horns on their truck
00:26and fake boobs on their wives.
00:30Can you help us?
00:31Okay, maybe.
00:32Did you sign an auction listing agreement?
00:35No, we didn't sign anything.
00:36Okay, perfect.
00:38Mr. Auctioneer?
00:40Point of order.
00:41You mentioned that that bottle
00:44was never listed in the catalog.
00:46And if I'm not mistaken,
00:48that is a breach of protocol.
00:50And if not protocol,
00:51well, then certainly tradition.
00:54And if not tradition, sir,
00:56then no doubt common decency.
01:00Am I right?
01:01Am I right?!
01:02Yeah!
01:04I mean, what's next?
01:05Taking the ear tag off of a red Angus
01:07and putting it on a belted Galloway
01:09just to get an extra 70 cents a pound?
01:13Not cattle.
01:14Not cattle.
01:17Furthermore, my clients inform me
01:20that you never had them sign
01:22an auction listing agreement,
01:24which means you have no legal right
01:26acting as seller's agent,
01:27ipso facto.
01:28There was no sale to take place,
01:31which means my clients
01:32would like their whiskey back.
01:34No bottle back.
01:36Whiskey back means something else.
01:38I know!
01:39Because I am also a bartender!
01:48Are you people for real?
01:51Oh, we're very real.
01:53And I should know.
01:55I'm a doctor.
02:00No hard feelings.
02:01Just take the bottle.
02:02Get out.
02:03Okay, look, I know you're mad,
02:04and I totally understand.
02:06Could I interest you in a free coupon
02:08to Happy's Place?
02:10Security!
02:11I'll leave it at the front.
02:12Run!
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