00:30Why are you scared?
00:32I don't want to see your face.
00:34Why?
00:36I don't want to be scared but I am very excited.
00:38Why are you excited?
00:40Because I'm with you, baby.
00:42Okay.
00:44That's how it should be.
00:46You should be happy.
00:48You should be happy.
00:50And above all, you should recover.
00:52Why should I recover?
00:54Discover.
00:56You should be happy.
00:58Please give a round of applause for the one and only,
01:00the one and only,
01:02Teacher Boy!
01:08Good afternoon,
01:10Filipinas and the whole world.
01:12May we have a heart-to-heart for 20 minutes.
01:14My name is Boy,
01:16and welcome to Fast Talk with Boy and Bunda.
01:18To all of our followers
01:20on Facebook and YouTube, thank you very much.
01:22To all of our listeners on DZW,
01:24welcome to the program.
01:26And please welcome,
01:28Wafiq Hirayan Nagy!
01:34I'm so excited.
01:36Why are you so excited?
01:38Because you're speaking English.
01:40Because I believe that, yeah,
01:42I think you go first.
01:46I'm confused.
01:48Don't be confused.
01:50You're confused?
01:52I'm so excited.
01:54Because we have Tito Boy with us.
01:56You know, who wouldn't?
01:58When Tito Boy says,
02:00He's crying.
02:02Get a towel.
02:04He's lucky when he cries.
02:06Be careful with the joke.
02:08Sorry, sorry.
02:10I'm sorry.
02:12Tito Boy, I miss you so much.
02:14Me too.
02:16Wait a minute.
02:18What you've been doing while I was there,
02:20is being an audience jester.
02:22What does that mean?
02:24Who's going to answer?
02:26Okay, one, two.
02:28Okay.
02:30Tito Boy, the gesture,
02:32for example, there are a lot of audiences.
02:34When they come in, you have to make them laugh.
02:36You have to hype them.
02:38And when you hype them, you have to tell them
02:40what's forbidden and what they should do.
02:42I'm understanding
02:44that you were friends
02:46back then.
02:48How did you meet?
02:50Admit the truth.
02:52We became friends, Tito Boy.
02:54His name is Panon Joan.
02:58And my name is Raul.
03:02He's my senior in the comedy bar.
03:04He always brings me
03:06to his events.
03:08From rockets to
03:10telling stories,
03:12sharing life stories, problems.
03:14We went through almost the same
03:16in Negi's life.
03:18What did you go through?
03:20We went through a lot.
03:22What happened in Eskinita?
03:24It's true.
03:26We went through a lot.
03:32We went through a lot.
03:34We became breadwinners
03:36in our family.
03:38Let's talk about life in a comedy bar.
03:40Because last
03:42week, we talked about
03:44poverty,
03:46and the pain of hearing
03:48jokes.
03:50Is this happening to you?
03:52Yes.
03:54Sometimes,
03:56they do it in front of me.
03:58But they know you're making a joke.
04:00Sometimes, they don't know.
04:02You're talking about the juniors.
04:04They know you're making a joke
04:06but they don't know
04:08that it's from Wacky Kiray.
04:10I'm not good at that.
04:12If you throw it, throw it.
04:14For example, if you make a joke,
04:16you give justice.
04:18If you don't give justice,
04:20we'll get mad.
04:22We really don't like that.
04:24There are people like that.
04:26It's really hard.
04:28I experienced that too.
04:30What I do,
04:32others do.
04:34For me,
04:36in the library,
04:38we were trained not to do it.
04:40It's a sign of respect.
04:42Actually, it's a good thing
04:44that it's just a loan.
04:46Sometimes, you get a chance.
04:48You don't have to go around
04:50with jokes.
04:52Sometimes, you ask for a chance
04:54and you need to let it go.
04:56There's a one-line joke.
04:58There's a joke that
05:00the story is too long
05:02but you know,
05:04that's the joke.
05:06For example, Pitit.
05:08When Pitit makes a joke,
05:10he's good at storytelling.
05:12Yes, he's good at storytelling.
05:14There's a punchline.
05:16There's a one-line,
05:18there's a punchline.
05:20If you copy that,
05:22it's different.
05:24It's different.
05:26But the problem is,
05:28there's no copyright.
05:30You don't have a legal document
05:32that says,
05:34this joke is mine.
05:36What's the stupidity
05:38of the new comedians?
05:40Of the juniors?
05:42It's not like the comedians
05:44in our time.
05:46In our time, you really need to study.
05:48You need to study new jokes.
05:50You need to study
05:52your craft.
05:54Some people,
05:56they think it's just a joke.
05:58It's not like that.
06:00You really need to study
06:02how to make people laugh.
06:04Some people,
06:06they make up bad words.
06:08It's not like that.
06:10For me, the juniors...
06:12You're crying, friend.
06:14It's just a story.
06:16It's just pimples.
06:18For me, the juniors now,
06:20there are a lot of good juniors
06:22that
06:24I really hope
06:26they'll discover soon.
06:28Because I really believe
06:30that, like me,
06:32when I was a junior,
06:34I really believe
06:36that it's inherited.
06:38It's really good to have
06:40a secret in your job.
06:42Yes, but I think
06:44you still need to study. There are a lot of new ones that are okay.
06:46There are a lot of new ones that are not.
06:48Is there a time when you fell in love
06:50with a guy?
06:52For me, not yet.
06:54Because I don't like what he likes.
06:56Okay.
06:58We have one, you know Laguna?
07:00No. We're just drunk.
07:02No.
07:04In Laguna, we have a lot.
07:06Don't act. It's true.
07:08How important is a guy
07:10in your life?
07:12For me, he's important.
07:14He's important, Uncle Boy.
07:16For now, for me, because I have a partner now.
07:18I have a partner now!
07:20How long have you been together?
07:22It's been 3 years.
07:24The car we got was 5 years.
07:26He's chasing you.
07:28He's chasing me. He's mad.
07:30No.
07:32We've been together for 3 years.
07:34That's why, Uncle Boy, I don't
07:36post on social media
07:38that I have a boyfriend.
07:40Your preference is straight?
07:42Yes, I'm straight.
07:44How about you?
07:46For me, Uncle Boy, we're still together until now.
07:48Because I idolize you when it comes to
07:50your partner.
07:52The typical thing that
07:54your eyes are looking at,
07:56your understanding of your partner should be that broad.
07:58You've been together for quite a while, right?
08:00Yes, really.
08:02I am very blessed
08:04because he came into my life.
08:06He changed my life.
08:08And he's so kind.
08:10He's so kind.
08:12He supports me in everything I want
08:14and do.
08:16And Uncle Boy, I'm not that smart.
08:18I know a lot of things
08:20that I don't know.
08:22I know a lot of things
08:24that he taught me
08:26I'm a witness to their love story.
08:28You just lost once, right?
08:30You were about to break up.
08:32We broke up.
08:34If you want revenge,
08:36I don't think so.
08:38It's not just me. Uncle Boy and I are going to have a revenge.
08:40Uncle Boy, I'm sorry.
08:42No, it's true. I'll be there.
08:44Why? Do you have a problem with me?
08:46Wait, I have a question.
08:48Do you allow your boyfriend to have a girlfriend?
08:50No.
08:51Me too.
08:52Negi wants to be straight.
08:54I don't want to be gay.
08:56What's gay?
08:57Gay.
08:59I don't want to be straight.
09:01It's hard to have a relationship
09:03when you're straight.
09:05He's not like us.
09:07We know what he wants.
09:09When you're straight,
09:11you're preparing yourself
09:13to like a girl.
09:15He wants to have a family.
09:17Did you talk about that?
09:18Yes.
09:19Actually,
09:21he worries about me
09:24that I might like a girl.
09:26Because sometimes,
09:28I want a girl too.
09:30Let's do it faster.
09:32That's what I'm waiting for.
09:34That's what I'm waiting for.
09:36We have 2 minutes to do this and our time begins now.
09:38Kiray or Taray?
09:40Kiray.
09:41Happy or Wacky?
09:42Wacky.
09:43Green joke or bad joke?
09:44Green.
09:45Do you laugh or tickle?
09:47I laugh.
09:48Do you hold or kiss?
09:50I hold.
09:51Do you chase or chase?
09:53I chase.
09:54Are you scared or in debt?
09:57I'm scared.
09:58Don't say debt.
09:59What do you not have that I don't have?
10:02Both.
10:03Hair.
10:05What do you have that I have?
10:08Intelligence.
10:09What do you have that Negi doesn't have?
10:11My skin is clean.
10:13What do you have that Negi doesn't have?
10:15Hair.
10:16Your crush?
10:18Oh, brother!
10:21Your favorite actress?
10:26You want to be Barbie?
10:27Barbie.
10:28Captain Barbie.
10:32I really like Faith De Silva's face.
10:35Guilty or not guilty?
10:36You have a relationship with a woman.
10:37Guilty.
10:38Guilty or not guilty?
10:39You have a date with a customer.
10:41Not guilty.
10:42Guilty or not guilty?
10:43You have a conversation with a co-comedian.
10:45Guilty.
10:46Guilty or not guilty?
10:47Guilty nagwalwal dahil sa love life. Yes guilty lights on or lights off lights of happiness and chocolates happiness
10:54Best time for happiness anytime bucket. Come on say I'm a young ass a man. I'm a partner. Oh and I am blessed
11:04It's a parang I think this makes sense it don't turn on a toe
11:08But I got nothing you might be gone, but I'm a roomba moment in your boy
11:13I know that got gustuhan kayo sa isa't-isa't ang kasagutan po sabag babalik ng fast talk with boy
11:22Back on the show kasama pa rin po natin si wacky kiray at see negi
11:28Let's go to that question. I'm a pano ba na. I'm gonna continue negi key kiray
11:33I don't know. I'm not gonna gustuna. Oh, but I'll tell you boy. I'm gonna say
11:38I am
12:08Now is the time to tell me why you left me.
12:11What?
12:12Why did you leave me?
12:13This is like...
12:15Now is the time to explain.
12:16A lot of people are watching.
12:17Even if a lot of people are watching,
12:18to get to know each other,
12:19tell me what the problem is.
12:21Until now, I'm still wondering what the problem is.
12:25Tell me what the problem is.
12:27Why did you leave me?
12:30You know...
12:32You know, Kiray,
12:35that's why I didn't like you back then.
12:37Because I want you to know that...
12:40I'm your father.
12:44That's why you're fasting?
12:45That's why I'm waiting for you.
12:48Negi or tegi?
12:50Negi.
12:51Drag or brag?
12:52Brag.
12:53Kulot or twid?
12:54Kulot.
12:55Tinik sa dibdib or tinik ng bangus?
12:57Tinik ng bangus.
12:59Boneless or brainless?
13:01Boneless.
13:02Sexiest part of your body?
13:04My eyes.
13:05What time do you get excited?
13:08Anytime.
13:09Who's the naughtiest of the boys?
13:11You or Kiray?
13:13Me, of course.
13:14Who's the prettiest?
13:16Me, of course.
13:17The truth is,
13:18none of us.
13:20Who's the cleanest?
13:23Kiray.
13:24Who's the funniest?
13:29Me.
13:30If you're a capre,
13:32how do you flirt?
13:36Ho, ho, ho.
13:39If you're a duwende,
13:41how do you flirt?
13:46Guilty or not guilty for courting a woman?
13:48Not guilty.
13:49Guilty or not guilty for courting a man?
13:52Guilty.
13:53Guilty or not guilty for owing Vice?
13:56Not guilty.
13:57Guilty or not guilty for being jealous of Vice's love life?
14:02Guilty.
14:03Guilty or not guilty
14:04for being crazy in love?
14:06Guilty.
14:07Lights on or lights off?
14:09Lights on.
14:10Happiness or chocolates?
14:11Chocolates.
14:12Best time for chocolates?
14:14Anytime.
14:15Message to yourself?
14:16What is this?
14:18Salamino.
14:19To yourself?
14:21Because you're so hardworking.
14:25More power.
14:26You can do it.
14:27Just fight.
14:29Now,
14:30I'll give you a chance
14:32to talk to each other.
14:33Let's make it into a vow.
14:35If you have a promise to each other,
14:37what is it?
14:38Go ahead.
14:40Kiray,
14:42no, Kuya K,
14:44as your friend,
14:45even if we don't see each other often,
14:47even if we don't talk often,
14:50but I told you,
14:51just hope that I'm always here behind you,
14:54always supporting you in everything you do.
14:57And I hope,
14:59I hope,
15:00I hope you take care of yourself
15:02because I'll be sad
15:04if anything happens to you.
15:06That's still a long time, friend.
15:07No, maybe it will.
15:08For me,
15:10for me,
15:11I hope
15:13you'll learn how to roll.
15:14Wow.
15:15Wow.
15:16Right?
15:17You didn't roll before.
15:18No, I'll be serious.
15:20For me,
15:21every time you achieve something,
15:23I'm so proud of you.
15:25Every time you tell me that you're able to do this,
15:28that you're able to do this,
15:30I'm so proud of you, Negi.
15:32Because you're able to learn
15:33the things that I'm telling you.
15:36I hope you'll continue that.
15:37Stay humble.
15:39Have respect for people
15:40and have fear of God.
15:42That's where I greet you from.
15:44So, from then until now,
15:46I love you so much.
15:47So, I love you so much.
15:49I just noticed something, Tito Boy.
15:51When I was looking at you, Kiray,
15:54you made your nose, right?
15:58Thank you, Ms. Yoles.
15:59I love you, Tito Boy.
16:01Thank you, thank you.
16:03I love you, Tito Boy.
16:04Thank you so much.
16:05Long live both of you.
16:06Thank you so much.
16:07Long live both of you.
16:09Thank you, Tito Boy.
16:10Everyone, you should clap.
16:12There are more than 4,000 people in the studio.
16:17Night Eye Kapuso,
16:18thank you so much for continuing with us.
16:20To your hearts and souls everyday,
16:23be kind.
16:24Make your mom and dad proud.
16:25Say thank you.
16:26And do one good thing a day
16:28and make this world a better place.
16:30Goodbye for now.
16:31God bless.
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