The Righteous Gemstones S04 Trailer

The Righteous Gemstones S04 Trailer - official trailer HD

Transcript

00:00Take the stress away by checking into one of our luxury prayer pods.

00:05With prayer pods, the Gemstones are bringing you their love and message everywhere you are.

00:10Prayer pods are the future of worship.

00:13Cozy.

00:15Jesus Christ! A punch of shit is damn pants in there.

00:19Fucking farted on your knee, dude.

00:21Woo! Here we go now!

00:23Welcome the Gemstone family with Eli himself!

00:27I literally had to go down to Florida and drag his long-haired ass back here.

00:32Ew! Is that a woman's bra?

00:35That's for tits.

00:36Imagine if Daddy met someone new. Yucky ducks!

00:40Luckily, Daddy's nuts done dried.

00:42Because Mama's got them in a jar up in heaven.

00:45Okay.

00:49You're living the dream, Keith.

00:51I'm the happiest I've ever been.

00:53There's my man.

00:55I guess your brother is the Gemstone with the juice.

00:58Back up off me, son, if you know what's good for you.

01:03I am the tiger, dick of a horse. Take no prisoners, show no remorse.

01:11Eli, looks like you've got a little hickey on your neck.

01:14Daddy is such a nerd who gets no action. Daddy's rizzle-less.

01:18Seems pretty cool to me.

01:20Very cool.

01:22Were you this age, you got to get it where you could get it, am I right?

01:26Am I supposed to live the rest of my life in mourning?

01:30Yes!

01:34There's a war going on against Christianity in this country.

01:40We never turn our back on family.

01:43That is our Gemstone commitment to you.

01:47What are prayer pods?

01:48Jesse's dumbass invention.

01:50People were jacking off in them.

01:52On gay Reddit, they refer to them as squirt-yurts.