TBATS: Robb Guinto, mahilig daw sa malaki at nagagalit?

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Aired (February 16, 2025): Interesado si Robb Guinto na malaman kung ano ang isasagot ng tatlong hunks sa tanong na, "Ano ang lumalaki sa'yo 'pag nagagalit?"  For more TBATS Highlights, click the link below: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL_UmNDDvymmAKLLAvOILc8ZUeMEo4HfCq

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00:00Here we go Ms. Malibuya!

00:01It's good that we've already started.

00:03The questions are being added so you can decide

00:06who you're going to vote for later.

00:08Okay.

00:09Game!

00:10If the end of the world is near

00:12and we're going to be together in the last night,

00:14what are we going to do?

00:15For me, what I want us to do is

00:19I want us to pray.

00:20Aye!

00:21I want us to pray to the Lord

00:23that we'll be together after our lives.

00:26See!

00:28That's it!

00:29This is for the Lord.

00:31Yes, Lord.

00:32Good!

00:33Pray!

00:34For Mr. Malambing.

00:36Same question.

00:38Same question.

00:40Your answer is good, Mr. Makingisigan.

00:42I also want your answer.

00:43But for me,

00:44I think I'll just love you

00:48until the end of the world.

00:49Yes, I'll love you.

00:51I'll be by your side.

00:52I'll hug you.

00:53See?

00:54What else?

00:55What specific thing will you do?

00:57F*** you.

00:59Oh my God!

01:01Hey!

01:02We're going to be together in the last night?

01:04Surprise!

01:06For Mr. Maginoo.

01:08You heard the intention of Mr. Malambing.

01:13It's very...

01:15It's very...

01:16What did you say?

01:17It's him.

01:18It's him.

01:20It's him.

01:21It's him.

01:22It's him.

01:23It's him.

01:24Ms. Maling, my answer to you is

01:27the same as No. 1.

01:29There's also Sal.

01:31For me,

01:32I want us to get married.

01:37End of the world, right?

01:38We'll get married.

01:39Yes, end of the world.

01:40We'll get married.

01:41Because, Mr. Maginoo,

01:43I want you to know and feel

01:45that I'm serious about you.

01:47That's why I want to get married to you.

01:49Wow!

01:50He's excited.

01:52But this is just a reminder.

01:53This is a comedy show.

01:57It's like you're just being serious.

01:59They're just being serious.

02:01I don't want to break it.

02:04Here it is.

02:05We have a second question

02:06that you need to think about.

02:08You need to do well on this second question.

02:11Go, Ms. Malimuya.

02:12Okay.

02:13Let's say you're courting me

02:15but you're an animal.

02:17What animal do you want to be?

02:20And you're courting me now.

02:22There.

02:24Okay.

02:25It's because of the sound of this animal.

02:27Okay.

02:28Mr. Makisig.

02:29Mr. Makisig.

02:30Mr. Makisig.

02:31What animal?

02:33That was fast.

02:34What animal is that?

02:35Tiger.

02:36Tiger.

02:37There.

02:38It's like a tiger with a breathing dog.

02:41Game.

02:47It's like you're scared.

02:48Do you want to translate that?

02:49What that means is

02:51even if you're courting me,

02:53I'll still keep courting you for the rest of my life.

02:57That's too long.

02:58Okay, one more.

02:59One more.

03:02It's like he's mad.

03:03It's like he's mad.

03:06That's your guess.

03:07That's your guess.

03:08Why does it sound like there's a rabbit?

03:12Okay.

03:14Mr. Malambeng.

03:16Mr. Malambeng.

03:19What is that?

03:20Snake.

03:21Snake.

03:22Snake.

03:23Snake.

03:24Why?

03:26How will you court him?

03:27How will you court me?

03:34What are you saying?

03:35It's like there's a lot of snakes.

03:36I'll just flirt with you.

03:39Flirt?

03:40We know that Mr. Malambeng is a jerk.

03:44He's a jerk.

03:46He's wrong.

03:50He's a jerk.

03:53He's a jerk.

03:54Mr. Maguino.

03:56Mr. Malambeng is a jerk.

04:00Okay, what's next?

04:02I don't know how to make this sound.

04:04Wait a minute.

04:08What?

04:09There's a lot of animals.

04:10What animal first?

04:11Horse.

04:12Horse.

04:14How will you court a horse?

04:17There.

04:18Why?

04:22Do you know why, horse?

04:23Why?

04:24So you can ride me.

04:27And I'll let you pass all the...

04:30things you don't like.

04:33You should've said that

04:34so I can kick your face.

04:38Brutal.

04:39Okay, how will a horse say I love you?

04:42Aw.

04:47He's acting like a donkey.

04:48No, that's sweet.

04:49Yes, horses are sweet.

04:50Just like that.

04:53Good.

04:54We all imagined it.

04:55You're Miss Malimuya.

04:57You, Miss Malimuya,

04:58if you were to fight them,

05:00what animal would you be?

05:02I just want to be sweet.

05:03What?

05:04I want a cat.

05:05A cat?

05:06How will a cat say I love you?

05:13How?

05:14Meow.

05:15Miss Malimuya is so cheap.

05:17Meow.

05:18You have one more question.

05:19Yes, there.

05:21What grows on you

05:22when you're angry?

05:26Shanksha.

05:27Shanksha.

05:28The first one to answer

05:29is still Mr. Makisig.

05:31For me, my head grows.

05:33Your head?

05:34No, this is true.

05:36My head grows

05:37like it explodes

05:39because a lot of reasons come to my mind

05:42why I don't want to fight you.

05:45That's why it explodes

05:46whenever we fight.

05:48What triggers your anger?

05:51There.

05:52When you're not happy.

05:56That's what triggers me.

05:58You get angry when I'm not happy.

05:59I want to be happy.

06:00So I have to force myself.

06:05That's really your purpose.

06:06Miss Malimuya.

06:08I can't avoid being sad

06:10but for me,

06:11I'll do my best

06:12to be happy every day.

06:14There.

06:16That's his purpose.

06:18Mr. Malambing.

06:20What's the question again?

06:21Shanksha.

06:22I don't understand.

06:23I want you to answer, Miss Malimuya.

06:25Miss Malimuya,

06:26what's your question again?

06:27What grows on you

06:29when you're angry?

06:30Do you really want to know,

06:31Miss Malimuya?

06:32Yes.

06:33Is it okay for them to know?

06:34Yes.

06:35Flip it.

06:39What grows on me

06:41is my heart.

06:43Why?

06:44Tell me why.

06:45Why?

06:46Because it's like it's going to explode.

06:47I have a lot to say

06:48so I'm trying to say everything

06:49because I'm angry.

06:52Wow.

06:53Is there anything else

06:54that grows on you

06:55other than your heart?

06:56There.

06:57Actually,

06:58when it grows,

06:59it grows when it's angry.

07:00But it's hard, Miss Malimuya.

07:02Maybe you won't choose me.

07:05It's different when it's angry,

07:06Miss Malimuya.

07:07You won't like it.

07:11Miss Malimuya is sweating.

07:13I'm sweating over there.

07:16What's your answer,

07:17Mr. Maguino?

07:18What's your answer,

07:19Mr. Maguino?

07:20I have a question.

07:21Am I still a horse here?

07:24No, I'm not.

07:25I'm sorry.

07:26You're a raccoon here.

07:29For me,

07:30what grows on me

07:31when I'm angry

07:32is my eyes.

07:33Eyes.

07:35When I'm angry,

07:36that's the first thing

07:37you'll notice.

07:38My eyes grow.

07:39Other than the way

07:40I look at you.

07:42You'll see

07:43my giggle.

07:44Giggle?

07:45You'll feel it.

07:47That's why you grew up,

07:48because you got angry?

07:51I don't know if it's me

07:52or you.

07:55We'll find out.

07:58Later.

07:59Miss,

08:00I don't want to ask

08:01what grows on me.

08:02Okay, friend.

08:03Debt.

08:05Debt.

08:15Not here, friend.

08:16Oh, okay.

08:17Is that a bleep?

08:18Comedy show.

08:22There,

08:23there's one more question.

08:25There.

08:26Let's do the last question

08:27before we take a break.

08:29Yes.

08:30For my last question,

08:31speaking of growing up,

08:33I want to know

08:34how tall you are.

08:35Hey.

08:37I'll ask you one by one

08:39about a specific part

08:40of your body.

08:42Is that okay, boys?

08:43Okay.

08:44That's fast.

08:45Who's asking for permission?

08:46That's Mr. Malamping.

08:48I'm a bit shy,

08:49but since it's you,

08:50okay.

08:51I'll allow it.

08:53Wait,

08:54will you allow Mr. Malamping

08:55to wake up?

08:56Yes.

08:57You're a gamer.

08:58Mr. Malamping,

08:59will you allow it?

09:01Hey.

09:02Mr. Malamping,

09:04will you allow it?

09:05Of course,

09:06I'm a gamer.

09:07Hey.

09:08Mr. Maguino,

09:09will you allow it?

09:10I'll allow anything for you.

09:12Anything.

09:13Everything.

09:14You want to buy that?

09:15Will you allow it?

09:16But before that,

09:17of course,

09:18Mr. Makisig,

09:19will you allow it right away?

09:23Where?

09:24Abs.

09:25Abs.

09:26Where's the abs?

09:29Abs.

09:30Abs.

09:31You might hit someone else.

09:35Oh.

09:36What?

09:37Describe it.

09:40Like,

09:41a lot.

09:42A lot?

09:43A lot.

09:44A lot.

09:45Is it high?

09:46Is it high?

09:47Is it high?

09:48Oh.

09:49Oh.

09:50Fighting?

09:52Can I do it?

09:53Can I do it?

09:54Yes, you can.

09:55Okay.

09:56Oh, there.

09:58Oh.

09:59Describe it.

10:01It's bouncing.

10:02It's bouncing.

10:03It's bouncing.

10:04Of course, it's still alive.

10:06Can I do it on the face?

10:08Yes.

10:09Oh, she has a lot of requests.

10:12Face.

10:13Okay.

10:14Oh.

10:15How is it?

10:18Okay.

10:20Okay.

10:21You're lucky.

10:22How does it feel?

10:24Is it hairy?

10:25It's like ***.

10:26***

10:29You're gay.

10:32Next, Mr. Malambing.

10:34It's my turn.

10:36How is it?

10:40Describe it.

10:41It looks small.

10:42It looks small.

10:45On the face.

10:46On the face.

10:47Can I do it on the nose?

10:49Describe it.

10:51There.

10:52On the hair.

10:53On the hair.

10:55Oh, there's gel.

10:56Gel?

10:59It's like ***.

11:00***?

11:01What is this?

11:02Is it ***?

11:03What is this?

11:04It's true.

11:05Is it familiar?

11:06Oh, it's like ***.

11:11It's Tecla.

11:12She wants to join.

11:13It's true because it's Mr. Malambing.

11:18Mr. Malambing.

11:19Oh, it's a mosquito.

11:22A mosquito?

11:23You're so fast.

11:24What are you touching right now?

11:26I'm touching his abs.

11:29Abs?

11:30How about that?

11:31Abs?

11:32He has.

11:33He has abs?

11:34He has.

11:35On the...

11:38Why?

11:39I touched his hand right away.

11:40What is that?

11:42Oh, what is it?

11:43Majolai.

11:44Majolai.

11:47On the nose.

11:48There, on the nose.

11:49Oh, it's beautiful.

11:50Hair.

11:51Hair.

11:52What do you ask him to do?

11:53Hair too.

11:54Hair too.

11:55Hair too.

11:56Do you like hair?

11:57No.

11:58No?

11:59Me too.

12:00Me too.

12:01Wait, me too.

12:02It's not allowed.

12:03It's not allowed.

12:04Wait, wait, wait.

12:05Wait, wait, wait.

12:06Sorry, sorry.

12:07I thought...

12:08There, you touched Mr. Makisig.

12:11Mr. Malambing.

12:12Don't worry because we still have a third person to touch later.

12:16Let's shake hands first, right?

12:18Tecla will pee first because her pants are still tight.

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