00:00Once upon a time, there was a girl with golden locks.
00:03You know what? Maybe it was like a...
00:06A rugged woodsy dude.
00:08Yeah!
00:09The beds were too hard. The chairs were too soft.
00:12The porridge was too...
00:15This Goldilocks wanted something tastier.
00:18Those look just right.
00:21First, he drove the Ram 2500 Rebel to pick up some dinner.
00:30Too hot!
00:33Some really big dinner.
00:36Tastes like chicken.
00:38Next, he took the Ram Charger deep into the woods to flex his artistic muscles.
00:50That was the village tree.
00:52Then, completely abandoning the narrative, he fired up the Ram RHO for a little joyride.
00:58Time to jump a volcano.
01:00Freedom!
01:05I got a plan!
01:07What about the three bears?
01:09This is my story.
01:15But yeah, the bears were there.
01:25And they all lived happily ever after.
01:27Sorta.
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