00:00It's not heavy?
00:03So, no.
00:06I'd feel bad for you if you thought that was heavy.
00:11Okay.
00:13That's not nice.
00:15That's why I said it.
00:17No, you can't use scissors for this one.
00:19Just open it.
00:22Is it a PC?
00:24No, it's a surprise.
00:27It's a surprise.
00:38What is that?
00:39I don't know.
00:40You gotta keep going.
00:46It doesn't say fragile on it, so I'm guessing it's not PC.
00:51Well, PCs are a little heavier than what you just made it seem.
00:55Yeah, board games.
00:58Maybe.
01:00I'm not gonna be happy with board games.
01:03What?
01:04You didn't like that last year when every present you opened was a board game?
01:07I hated it.
01:09How are we doing so far this year?
01:17You've got to be kidding me!
01:20What?
01:24Who wrapped that?
01:25They're super good at wrapping.
01:29I'm done.
01:31Another box!
01:33What?
01:34It's a board game.
01:35No, it's not.
01:38You said it was expensive, so I'm trusting you.
01:41Well, you better keep going then.
01:43Is it a phone?
01:44Maybe.
01:46It's a pretty big box for a phone.
01:48Well...
01:51Keep going!
01:57Whatever.
01:58I don't even know.
02:06Guess I should have bought you a knife for Christmas.
02:21I'm done, I'm done.
02:22What?
02:23Another box!
02:25What?
02:26Inside of that box?
02:29How many boxes is that now?
02:34What?
02:37What is it?
02:38A box!
02:43Oh, man.
02:46Well, it's got to be.
02:47Whatever the gift is has to be in that one.
02:50Yeah, I think it is.
02:56It's been getting louder, though.
02:58Well, that's good.
03:00Guess we know it's not a PC, now, don't we?
03:03Nah, you're going to have to.
03:05Mom overtapes.
03:10Careful.
03:12I'm not trying to cut a finger off.
03:19What is this?
03:21Cut it this way.
03:24Isaac.
03:25What?
03:26Cut the tape that way.
03:28Yep.
03:45Did I use too much tape, honey?
03:55It's another box, isn't it?
03:57What?
04:00Mom!
04:02Stop!
04:04Yay!
04:06It gets smaller every time.
04:09Well, it can't fit bigger boxes into boxes.
04:17It is.
04:18What?
04:20It's the one song.
04:22Oh, yeah.
04:23Are you up for it?
04:24Yeah.
04:31I know what that is.
04:32What?
04:33Another box!
04:35That one's always easier to get open.
04:39How many boxes is that now?
04:41Is that four or five boxes?
04:42It's like five.
04:43Wow.
04:47You didn't have a lot of presents this year,
04:50so I had to make one of them very exciting.
05:00That one's not even a box.
05:01That's that one.
05:03That's got to be the present.
05:04That's the present.
05:08And there's an 8-inch!
05:12There's no way.
05:13It's way too light to be a phone.
05:15Oh, it's not a phone now?
05:17No, way too light to be a phone.
05:19Oh.
05:23You said you bought yourself one, though, too.
05:25I didn't buy a phone.
05:28Then what was the expensive one?
05:30Oh, it's in there.
05:31Keep going.
05:38Couldn't get tape before Christmas.
05:41Well, I'm sure we have tape.
05:44I just don't know where it is.
05:47So I used my packaging tape.
05:49What?
05:50I think it's another box.
05:52No, it's too small to have another box.
05:55Use the scissors.
06:07I used a couple of them, I maybe taped too much.
06:19Nope.
06:22Nope what?
06:24Nope.
06:25Get the scissors back.
06:26Doesn't stop you from making another box, apparently.
06:29How many boxes is that now?
06:30Is that seven?
06:31Or eight.
06:32One of those is.
06:33Seven or eight boxes.
06:34Man.
06:36Okay, there's no box smaller than that one, though, so that's got to be the last box.
06:42No, that's got to be the last box now.
06:45And it's getting soft.
06:47That's not a phone.
06:49You don't know that.
06:50Maybe I took it out of the phone box to get it in there to be able to put it in more boxes.
06:57This is annoying.
06:59This is annoying.
07:01Wouldn't you be so upset if there was just a little piece of coal right in the middle of this?
07:07Well, what do you think?
07:09Were you good or bad this year?
07:12Were you good or bad this year?
07:14Good.
07:15You were good?
07:16Not to you, but.
07:18So we don't think there's coal in there or we do think there's coal in there?
07:21I hope there's not.
07:24Well, do you still think it's a phone?
07:27No.
07:28Well, now what do we think it is?
07:30A pillow.
07:32That's a really small pillow, I suppose.
07:39It's soft.
07:40There's no way that's a pillow.
07:43Well, what would it be, then?
07:47Not a pillow.
07:49Okay, well.
07:50Maybe it's like a Pokemon card pack or something.
07:53What?
07:57Maybe it is.
08:10No, I feel like it's another.
08:14Feels like coal.
08:17It is coal?
08:18It feels like it.
08:21What's in there?
08:28I swear.
08:33Now what do you think it is?
08:35Coal.
08:37Well, then you must have been naughty.
08:39Mom, I swear to gosh.
08:45Oh, my gosh.
08:51The patience you must have had for this.
08:54Yeah.
08:57I don't know that I needed as much as you need to get through this process.
09:01This is coal.
09:02What?
09:04Unless it's a key to a dirt bike.
09:06Just cut the top of that off.
09:10This is way too small to be a dirt bike.
09:13I don't know if the scissors are good enough for that.
09:16This is a very small dirt bike.
09:19I told you it's not a dirt bike.
09:22Getting your hopes up.
09:25I think you'll like it.
09:27I think you wanted one.
09:34Just cut the top off.
09:36It's not coming off.
09:37Well, cut the bottom off then.
09:40Don't cut the package.
09:42What if it's made out of paper, that gift?
09:44What if it's like a $1,000 bill or something?
09:48What?
09:55I mean, if it was a $1,000 bill.
09:57Just cut the top off.
09:59What do you think I'm trying to do?
10:01Cut the bottom off.
10:02Or just cut the side off.
10:03I'm not going to keep that baggy.
10:24It's kind of squishy.
10:30What could possibly be squishy?
10:36I guess maybe it's not coal then, huh?
10:40What is this?
10:42What do you mean?
10:43It's your present.
10:44Another bag.
10:45What?
10:46Another bag.
10:47Mommy, he's actually getting smaller.
10:50Wouldn't you be so mad if there actually wasn't anything in there?
10:54I swear.
10:55Is this even actually the present?
10:59What is that?
11:00Why do you have this much time?
11:05Because I love you.
11:07What do you mean?
11:13How long have we been doing this?
11:1811 minutes, 17 seconds.
11:19This is a key.
11:22What is that?
11:24It's a key.
11:26Let me see.
11:27It's a key.
11:28Let me see.
11:31Let me see.
11:32Hold it up.
11:33It's a key.
11:34Mom, it's a key.
11:35To what?
11:38Where is it?
11:40It's not in the house.
11:46Move.
11:49Wait.
11:57Oh, my gosh.
11:59Oh, my gosh.
12:00Oh, my gosh.
12:05Don't cry.
12:14Don't cry.
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