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00:00if it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck you're not easy to kill are you
00:11Slayer I could say the same thing about you oh I'll have my turn at you
00:18eventually but there's another I've got my eye on you're just the appetizer but
00:27you know I'm gonna dust your ugly carcass eventually you can decide what's
00:36more important catching me or stopping the spell before it resurrects all in
00:42this
00:49oh my god no mom
00:57yeah I'm getting so fella can't get any rest in this town let's take care of all
01:05this zombie rubbish now
01:57Oh
02:27well that was a rude awakening what's going on right I don't know but that's
02:53going to change whoever's responsible for this is going to get a serious
02:58beating
03:07you know willow I really am pleased to see you doing so well what it makes you
03:15happy that the witch is going to kick your uptight English chaos worshiping
03:21sticks and stones my dear
03:51Oh
04:21are you all right sweetie I messed up my shoulder I think I'll be all right but
04:36you're gonna have it looked at
04:40I'm Yanka hey how's it going don't think the fact that you're an evil alternate
04:54reality version of my girlfriend is gonna stop me from kicking your ass
05:10Oh
05:40Oh
05:48spies men
05:54time to learn what they call us vengeance demons
06:10Oh
06:23time to learn why they call us vengeance demons
06:40Oh
07:02okay that was just
07:11wonder how long
07:15Oh
07:37nothing personal it's my job it's all about the pain
07:44Oh
08:04time to learn why they call us a vengeance demons
08:14Oh
08:44wonder how long I can play before you break
08:52okay that was just
09:06time to learn why they call us vengeance demons
09:14Oh
09:45Oh
09:48okay that was just
10:14time to learn why they call us a vengeance demons
10:18well aren't you all smooth and manly
10:22did I mention I despise men
10:44Oh
10:53time to learn why they call us vengeance demons
10:59wonder how long I can play before you break
11:04hmm
11:08Oh
11:22Xander the grave robber I get a few more of these I can build a woman of my
11:26own
11:32comes down to this as I hoped it would I want your blood for myself faith
11:39thick and hot and full of spice you've been eating too much cajun come
11:45faith it is time look into my eyes leather face you took
11:52the one person who'd offered their hand to me my watcher and you tore her
11:55throat out right in front of me now I get to take back a little piece of
11:59what you stole
12:25Oh
12:55Oh
13:25Oh
13:55Oh
14:25Oh
14:55that's right you keep coming back I'll be waiting I don't see any other human
15:05limbs around here so I'm guessing this is what I came for
15:19look
15:22Adam's still alive eh? If you can call it that. But not for long. Not when he's the only thing standing between me and that leg
16:22Oh
16:35that just seems a little redundant
16:52Oh
17:22Oh
17:52Oh
18:13that just seems a little redundant
18:22Oh
18:35that just seems a little redundant
18:52Not
19:01I hate this
19:17I hate this
19:22Yeah
19:34That just seems a little redundant
19:52Ah
19:57Oh shit
19:59Looks like someone's blown feet. I'll just assume this is cassandra's leg
20:03All the limbs flying about this place can't be too sure
20:06Um
20:18Tara oh no, please. No anything but this
20:36So
20:53This time i'm really going to
21:06Huh
21:08This time i'm really gonna taste
21:36Yeah
21:41This time i'm really gonna taste
21:59Ah
22:06Oh
22:08I I know you think shy is sexy
22:13But this time
22:15You get to be the solution
22:22I I know you think shy is sexy
22:26Oh
22:35This time i'm really gonna taste
22:56Oh this time i'm really gonna taste
23:09Give me some sugar baby
23:26Oh
23:43Give me some sugar baby
23:49This time i'm really gonna taste
23:56Oh
24:04Give me some sugar baby
24:13I just want to go home just be where I can hold you and and forget all of this
24:20Can't believe I
24:22I went through all of that and and this is the prize. Oh, I can't wait to wash my hands
24:31Giles oh, please
24:38Make it ripper crap
24:44Yes
24:46You're shocked. Are you?
24:49Look at you
24:50Useless little tom
24:53All the gifts of power being the slayer offers and the best you can do is the hurt little puppy dog eyes
25:01No, this isn't you this is alternate reality giles
25:09Well, you're giles as a prat always talking like he's got an apple up his arse all right ripper bring it on
25:21So
25:37Yeah
25:50Yeah
25:59Oh
26:11No
26:21Huh, wow, I can really hurt someone like this
26:41Yeah
26:51So
27:07Yeah
27:17Oh
27:21Yeah
27:31Yeah
27:43Yeah
27:50Huh
28:12If you stay dead i'll give you a nice banana
28:21Huh
28:41Good night ripper my giles might have an apple up his ass, but at least he ain't pushing up daisies
28:48Oh
28:50Cassandra's torso now, that's gross. I feel like i'm in medical school
28:56So
29:16Someone's not as sneaky as they think they are
29:26So
29:30That that was a real eye opener
29:47Difference between you and me is that i'm
29:56Oh
30:16Just what I was looking for
30:26What
30:30That that was a real eye opener little girl
30:56Oh
31:05Just what I was looking for
31:26Okay
31:33Come on slayer hit me again i'm beginning to like it
31:51I did you a favor
31:56Oh
32:13Yeah
32:26So
32:36Guess you didn't see that coming
32:38Oh
32:55And you know more wounds
32:57So
33:08Come on slayer hit me again i'm beginning to like it
33:17That that was a real eye opener
33:27So
33:44Oh
33:57So
34:18Oh
34:27What
34:44Difference between you and me
34:57So
35:09Little girl you have no idea the kind of power you're dealing with
35:27Oh
35:41You have accomplished what I could not is it dead
35:47The first cannot die
35:49It is an integral part of the universe
35:52But you have dispersed its evil across all realities and dimensions
35:58It will be centuries before it can coalesce again, what about ethan I
36:04It was the only way
36:07But I can't just let him die
36:10Nor can I
36:12Despite my revulsion at his cruel nature. I know that he was but a pawn here
36:18I will share my essence with his my spirit with his
36:22I have touched the purest light in creation
36:26Perhaps my touch will illuminate some shard of decency in him
36:48From beneath you it devours
36:54Weird
36:56So
37:12You did it b
37:13Thanks for the ringside seat
37:16So what now how do we get back it will happen on its own?
37:20I can I can feel this place unraveling. What about you sid?
37:24What happens now no
37:27Now I get to rest at last
37:30I've heard it said that heaven's different for everyone
37:33For me, it's going to involve cards babes and whiskey
37:38Maybe i'll try to lick up that doll cassandra when I get there
37:42Fellow like me could show a girl like that a real good time
37:49I bet you could sid I bet you could
37:54So
38:21Slayer
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