00:25Aleluia! Aleluia!
00:34Hi, Ben.
00:35Oh, hi.
00:38Rachel, right?
00:39Yes, I'm Rachel.
00:41Hi.
00:42We have a class together, don't we?
00:45Isn't it...
00:45Geometry!
00:47We have geometry together.
00:49That's it.
00:50I said to Rose behind you.
00:55Well, how are you doing, Rachel?
00:57Oh, well, I'm actually...
01:01Beautiful.
01:03Oh, well, if you say so.
01:05I mean, I guess I'm not the least attractive girl.
01:08Sorry, sorry about that.
01:10I just saw that girl who moved here from France.
01:13Claire.
01:15Claire?
01:22She's so hot.
01:25Eh, all French people are jerks.
01:28It's a known fact.
01:30I just wish I could talk to her.
01:32Yeah, I mean, it's too bad you don't speak the same language, right?
01:35I mean, it's so tragic.
01:37If only I had to translate her.
01:39So, so tragic.
01:42Wait a minute.
01:43Don't you speak French?
01:45Huh?
01:45The other day in class, you were bragging about how you knew the language of love.
01:50Well...
01:50Would you translate for me, please?
01:54I...
01:54You would be, like, the best person in the world.
01:57You'd be, like, my favoritest person that I've ever knew in the whole wide world.
02:02Fine.
02:03I'll be your translator.
02:05Thank you so much.
02:06You're the best.
02:07Yeah.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Claire.
02:11Hey.
02:12Hey, Claire.
02:14Claire.
02:16Claire.
02:34Oh, uh, oui.
02:37She understands.
02:40Ask her how she's doing.
02:45Uh...
02:47She's doing very well.
02:50She's doing very well.
03:05She said that she thinks you look stupid.
03:13Really?
03:15Yep, she did.
03:23She really said that?
03:29Yes.
03:31Okay, well...
03:33Tell her I think she's really pretty.
03:42She said that...
03:45She said that you've...
03:46speak?
03:48Really?
03:50Yes.
04:08She thinks your voice sounds weird.
04:11Uh, well, tell her I think she has really beautiful eyes.
04:16And her hair is really nice, too.
04:35You've got something, uh, stuck in your teeth.
04:38I, you know, I really, I just, I want to, I want to ask her out on a date.
04:58She said sorry, but she's not interested.
05:03She said he would never, ever, ever work out between you two.
05:07Ever.
05:08In fact, she said that, uh, you and I would make a pretty amazing couple and, um, that
05:13you should seriously, seriously think about asking me out instead of wasting your time
05:18on some stupid girl from another stupid country.
05:25She said all that.
05:28Pourquoi are we at the ill.com?
05:30Rachel, can I talk to you for a minute in private?
05:33Of course.
05:34Sure thing.
05:36I know what you're doing here.
05:38I don't know what you're talking about.
05:40You're sabotaging our conversation and I'm asking you to stop.
05:44Please.
05:45But I...
05:46For me, please, just give me a chance with this girl.
05:50Fine, okay, I'll translate for real.
05:59Desolé, assez.
06:01Je ne pas croire qu'il me a fell.
06:04Le stupid prochain American.
06:07Uh, she just called you a stupid American swine.
06:11Rachel, I told you to cut this out.
06:13It needs to stop.
06:14It's not funny.
06:15I'm being serious.
06:17Vous savez, pathétique, pite.
06:21Okay, um, now she just said a word that, uh, I can't say out loud.
06:28You are unbelievable.
06:29You know that.
06:31Absolutely unbelievable.
06:37Come on, Claire.
06:39Let's go.
06:41Obtenez vous ma oise de moi.
06:48You were right.
06:51Yep.
06:52She actually said that.
06:55Uh-huh.
06:57Uh-huh.
07:03I'm sorry.
07:04I'm such an idiot.
07:09There, there.
07:12It's just, you know, I thought I had a chance with her.
07:17I actually thought I had a chance with her.
07:21I guess I should have known better.
07:23Ugh.
07:24I guess I'm gonna have to do the right thing here.
07:38I guess I should have done better.
07:42I guess I'll have to do the right thing.
07:52I'm sorry.
07:55I'll have to do it.
07:56I'll have to do it.
07:56If they want you to give them a second chance.
08:49I'll see you next time.
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