00:16Hi.
00:17Hi.
00:18Do you need to get inside?
00:20Hmm.
00:22My friend lives here, but I can't get a hold of him.
00:24I can let you in if you want.
00:28Sure.
00:29Oh.
00:29Oh.
00:29Thank you yourself.
00:31No problem.
00:33It's too hot.
00:34I bought four cases of water.
00:36You can just set the bags on the floor.
00:39Thank you so much.
00:41You're welcome.
00:42I was so going to drop everything all over the floor.
00:45Have a good one.
00:46Oh.
00:46Yep.
00:49You too.
00:51Okay.
01:04Good cabinets.
01:18Is he not home?
01:20I don't think so, but it's okay.
01:23I'll wait for him.
01:24Oh, you're welcome to wait in here if you want.
01:25Oh, no.
01:26I wouldn't want to impose and he should be here soon.
01:29No.
01:29It's no problem.
01:32Are you sure?
01:33Yes.
01:34I'll whip up some cocktails.
01:37Don't twist my arm.
01:50Alright.
01:51Moment of truth.
01:52There you go.
01:53You're welcome.
01:57Yeah?
01:58Mm-hmm.
02:00Is it good?
02:01Mm-hmm.
02:02Okay.
02:02You make a hell of a mojito.
02:03Really?
02:04Yes.
02:04Okay, good.
02:05I haven't made one in a while, so I was worried.
02:06You want me...
02:10It's a really nice place.
02:11I like the pictures.
02:13Loving that entertainment center, too.
02:15Bet you have a lot of screenings here, huh?
02:18No, actually.
02:19Just me.
02:19Mm-hmm.
02:21At least you got a lot of room to stretch out.
02:23Yeah.
02:24Mm-hmm.
02:27So, who is it that you know over there?
02:29Mm-hmm.
02:31John.
02:32John.
02:33What does he look like?
02:36Um...
02:36Oh, thank you.
02:39He's blonde hair, bit of a pretty boy.
02:42Yeah, yeah.
02:42He always wears a leather jacket.
02:44Yeah.
02:44Yeah, I think I know who you're talking about.
02:46I see him around the hallways a lot.
02:47Yeah.
02:48You know, I've never said hi, but he seems like a really interesting guy, because a lot
02:53of times I see him coming home when I'm leaving for work in the morning.
02:58He's a night owl, that one.
02:59Yeah.
03:00Yeah.
03:01But...
03:02But why haven't you said hi?
03:04I don't know.
03:06It's LA, you know, and I feel like people don't really talk to their neighbors.
03:09And this building in particular does not have the most social people.
03:13Tell me about it.
03:14I'm from New York.
03:15No way.
03:15Yes.
03:15I'm from New York.
03:16No!
03:17Yes, I am.
03:19Look at us.
03:20Couple of New Yorkers doing our thing.
03:22Here we are.
03:24Um...
03:25Ah.
03:25We are so totally gonna talk New York.
03:27But I just realized I left my pint of Rocky Road Haagen-Dazs.
03:31Ah.
03:31In the car.
03:32Ice cream.
03:33I gotta get it.
03:33It's so hot.
03:35You know.
03:36Oh, um, I see you have a balcony.
03:39Mind if I have a smoke?
03:40Oh.
03:41Have two.
03:45Oh my god.
03:48Why would he have two cigarettes?
03:51Okay, I gotta get my mask.
03:55No.
03:56Oh.
03:56Oh.
04:01John.
04:05John.
04:07You're John.
04:10John?
04:11What?
04:12I'm Billy.
04:13I live in Unit 6.
04:16You're the one who left that anonymous letter about me turning down my music?
04:19No.
04:19It's alright if you were.
04:21The music was too loud.
04:22But the letter was a passive bitch ass way to let me know.
04:25You know, I didn't leave the letter.
04:27I think it was the guy in Unit 4.
04:29Rick.
04:29Is that his name?
04:30Yeah.
04:31He raises guinea pigs.
04:32You know him?
04:33Yeah.
04:33I know everyone in this place.
04:35There's a lot of good people here.
04:36You don't know me.
04:38Well, it's cause you're kind of weird.
04:40How am I weird?
04:42We just met and you're asking me why you're weird?
04:44That's why you're weird.
04:47Wait, so you like know and talk to everyone in the building?
04:51Yeah.
04:52It's only 10 units.
04:53I'll watch Game of Thrones at my place.
04:55Emily has an HBO Go password.
04:57Is that the angry blonde one?
04:59Yeah.
05:01You're friends with her?
05:02She licks my asshole three times a week.
05:04What?
05:05Yeah.
05:06I mean, we pork after.
05:08She doesn't just lick and leave.
05:09That'd be weird.
05:10Yeah.
05:10Yeah, that would be really weird.
05:12Anyway, your friend is in my apartment.
05:14What friend?
05:15You know, I didn't get his name.
05:17He's tall, cute.
05:18He has like one hoop earring like Michael Jordan.
05:21Or who's that actor?
05:22Harrison Ford.
05:24Or Howie Mandel.
05:25But Howie Mandel actually has two.
05:27So anyway, he's super nice.
05:29No.
05:29That guy's dangerous.
05:31No, no.
05:31I don't think we're thinking the same guy.
05:33Is he wearing a Tommy Bahamas shirt?
05:34Yeah, yeah.
05:35Shit, that's him.
05:36No, listen to me.
05:37That guy is very dangerous.
05:39What?
05:39How?
05:40He works for one of the biggest underground poker rooms in LA.
05:43I owe him 10 G's.
05:45Listen to me.
05:46That guy kills people.
05:47He kills people.
05:49No.
05:50I can't.
05:50I don't.
05:50I don't know how to deal with this kind of thing.
05:52Shut up.
05:53Shut up.
05:53Listen to me.
05:55Where is he?
05:56He's in my apartment.
05:58No.
05:59He's on.
05:59What?
06:00He's on my balcony.
06:02So?
06:03My balcony is right there.
06:06So he probably just heard everything that you have said to me right now.
06:13Wait.
06:14Hold on.
06:14Hold on.
06:16Hold on.
06:16Hold on for a second.
06:22What do you see?
06:23I don't see him.
06:25Is he there or not?
06:26I don't think he's there.
06:28I don't know.
06:28I can't see him.
06:29I'm looking.
06:30There's no smoke.
06:31I'm looking for smoke.
06:32Because he's smoking a cigarette.
06:38There's smoke.
06:39There's fire.
06:39Huh, Billy?
06:42Hi, John.
06:44Hi.
06:44Taste this mojito Billy made.
06:50I don't know.
06:51I don't know.
06:51Isn't that a good mojito?
06:53It's a good mojito.
06:54Tell Billy that's a good mojito.
06:55It's a good mojito Billy.
06:58Billy, come here.
07:01No, it's okay.
07:02I want you to have this back.
07:07Thank you so much for your hospitality.
07:12But we gotta scoot if we're gonna make this Clippers game on time.
07:16Where'd you park?
07:19Rain check on New York, huh?
07:22Yeah.
07:34Oh, man.
07:57Facebook? Instagram?
08:01Yeah, I'm on all the main platforms.
08:19Yeah, no, I don't think I ever met the guy in Unit 5. You said his name was John?
08:24Yeah, I haven't seen him or heard from him in a week, asshole.
08:28Yeah, you know, that guy, he always seemed really weird.
08:31One time I left a note under his door because he leaves his music blasting all the time.
08:36Yeah.
08:36And it didn't help.
08:37Sucks, because we watch Game of Thrones at his place, so I don't know what we're gonna do this Sunday.
08:42What did you say your name was again?
08:44Emily?
08:45Emily? You have to come over and see my new entertainment system.
08:58There's a lot of excitement here.
09:01That's true.
09:02So shall we go there?
09:03Yeah.
09:03Yeah.
09:07Yeah.
09:09Okay.
09:09Yeah.
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