00:00How'd you two meet?
00:20We actually met in the war.
00:21Weren't you supposed to be killing each other?
00:23We tried.
00:25The bots had my whole platoon surrounded, broke my leg in two.
00:30Ten men circled up to finish off the job.
00:32I look up, I see this big dumb construction bot peering down at me.
00:36I close my eyes, get ready to die, and instead he just lifts me up, carries me out.
00:41You were crying like a baby.
00:43Ha ha ha, yeah, right. Not like a baby.
00:46You know, they don't really know human emotion.
00:48It was a war cry, like, yeah!
00:50Wolverines!
00:52Please, you were sucking your thumb and begging me to save your ass.
00:56He's... he's correct.
01:01Is that a mall?
01:04Seems to be in pretty good shape. Guess the scabs haven't found it yet.
01:09Got supplies, shelter, defensible perimeter.
01:12Not the worst place in the world to hide.
01:15That son of a bitch threw a fridge at us!
01:17Herm, get us out of here!
01:19I'm trying!
01:22Incoming!
01:25Oh, he got me in the hemis!
01:28Hold on! Hold on, we're going down! No, no!
01:35Oh, shit!
01:37Oh, shit!
01:39Oh, shit!
01:41Oh, shit!
01:44Who throws a fridge?
01:46I'm son of a bitch!
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