00:00This is my old Feastables chocolate bar, and as you know, it tastes better than a Hershey's bar.
00:06Now, I know what you're thinking.
00:08Jimmy, why are you engulfing your old Feastables bar in flames?
00:12Well, it all started about one year ago.
00:15I was in a Feastables business meeting, and I realized tasting better than Hershey's wasn't so special.
00:21Doesn't everything taste better than Hershey's?
00:23Like, literally, doesn't anything on the planet taste better than a Hershey's bar?
00:31Yeah, I thought so.
00:32Yeah.
00:34None of you felt the need to tell me this?
00:39If everything tastes better than Hershey's, what makes us special?
00:46Yeah, well, the answer is nothing.
00:49And to be honest, myself and my entire company weren't exactly fans of that harsh truth.
00:54And so, I set out to do something better.
00:57And what's better than being better than Hershey's?
00:59My fire.
01:00Well, how about being better than everyone?
01:02The best on earth.
01:03And from that day forward, we worked tirelessly.
01:05Like, I'm talking barely even sleeping.
01:08I traveled from country to country, chocolate factory to chocolate factory.
01:12Tried out hundreds of formulas, which eventually led us to this.
01:16The best tasting chocolate ever made by mankind.
01:22Also known as our brand new beastable bar.
01:26This is the best tasting chocolate on earth.
01:28Good job, boys.
01:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:31How do we know that's the best tasting chocolate in the world?
01:33Oh, let me say that.
01:34You're fired.
01:36Leave.
01:37I was just going to say that we do a blind taste test.
01:40Wait a minute.
01:41We should prove it in a blind taste test format.
01:44That's genius.
01:45So I set up a random warehouse where I'm going to invite hundreds of strangers to do a blind
01:53taste test on our brand new chocolate.
01:55All four of these pieces of chocolate have no branding and there's no labels distinguishing
01:59anything between them.
02:00The only thing they are voting on is taste.
02:02So now it's time to see how our new chocolate formula holds up to three of the top European
02:07chocolates.
02:13I like the first one the best.
02:14Of course she picked Feastables.
02:15I'm going to go with the first one.
02:16Yup.
02:17That has a really nice bite to it and it's a little bit richer than the other ones.
02:20I'm not even surprised by what she's saying.
02:22Another one.
02:23I like that a lot.
02:23It's really good.
02:24I would eat that every day.
02:25That is what an intelligent man looks like.
02:27So we're tasting him and tasting before.
02:29It reminds me of like, it's not Hershey.
02:31Hershey's not that good.
02:32Better than Hershey's.
02:33But I don't.
02:34This might bankrupt Hershey's.
02:35Got chocolate Hershey.
02:36Another one.
02:37Back to back to back to back.
02:39I'm going to be honest.
02:40We just keep winning.
02:41It's boring.
02:45And the new bars come in seven flavors.
02:47Milk chocolate.
02:48Milk crunch.
02:49Yes, please.
02:49Almond.
02:50Peanut butter.
02:51Used to be called D's nuts, but you know.
02:54Peanut butter crunch.
02:55That one?
02:56Dark chocolate.
02:56Mine.
02:57And dark chocolate sea salt.
02:59The new bars are available nationwide at every single Walmart.
03:02Go give them a try.
03:03We genuinely put a ton of effort into these.
03:05And if you spend your money on Feastables, I really want you to enjoy it.
03:08And starting February 17th, for 30 days straight, we are going to be giving away $10,000 to a
03:13lucky customer who scans the QR code on the back of any new Feastable bar.
03:18So go give the new bars a try.
03:19You might win 10 grand.
03:20And I can't wait to see what all of you think.
03:27I can't wait to see what all of you think.
03:28That one but it takes the virus with.
03:28I can't wait.
03:28I can't wait.
03:29No beer.
03:29All of you think.
03:30And you only wait for it.
03:30That woman is going to be lovely $16,000.
03:31Eights for a 20th day.
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