00:00Hello, my name is Mr. Milchick.
00:10I manage the severed floor of Lumen Industries Branch 501.
00:14With me is our fellow in training, Ms. Wong.
00:17Greet the viewer, Ms. Wong.
00:19Hello.
00:20If you're watching this, you've recently made severance a part of your workplace.
00:24As Unsevered Management, we're entrusted with interpersonal nourishment.
00:28To this end, we employ rigorous orientation protocols.
00:32Here are the 127 steps to maximizing glee and enforcing a productive workplace.
00:40From there, secure camaraderie with a jovial round of ball game.
00:44Make sure the ball is well inflated and that the players achieve mutual fondness by the
00:48end.
00:49May I?
00:51Consider augmenting the game with jokes, but mind professional boundaries, as crossing
00:56these may necessitate toxic work environments.
00:59Well there you have it.
01:01Remember managers, growth takes time, but happy workers bloom more quickly.
01:06To quote Lumen's founder, the mouth which is busy smiling cannot bite.
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